Chapter 23 Itching and slapping

How does Wu Shanyun think that the Buddha wearing big gold glasses wants to send himself away in a few words. Moreover, the overall image of the Buddha makes people feel messy. He is dressed very well, and he is also quite stylish. But why does he talk upside down?

"Do you know who I am?" Wu Shanyun couldn't help asking, "Let's go to beat people's ears like this?"

The Buddha was still shaking his legs in **, scratching his body with an itch in his hand. He glanced sideways at Wu Shanyun's fat face, and then said solemnly, "Well, I'm wrong. I don't know who you are. Then let me ask you, do you know who you are?"

This question should be put on others. Others must scoff at it. How can there be people in the world who don't know who they are? They are all born by their parents. They are famous and surnames. How can they not know?

But Wu Shanyun just doesn't know that Wu Shanyun has no father or mother. The body he grabbed is only temporarily boarding, and he doesn't know his name yet. There is only a stupid number, which is really boring. I have been so confused in this life that I still don't know what happened in my previous life. Even if I am reincarnated, I don't even have a memory of my previous life.

Wu Shanyun was dumbfounded by this question. He could only scratch his ears and scratch his cheeks. Finally, he nodded helplessly: "I really don't know who I am."

The Buddha held his glasses with a sasneer and said, "It's over. You don't know it yourself. Why should I know?"

Brother 16 dragged Wu Shanyun's arm and asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you? How can you not know who you are? Have you lost your memory?

For a while, it was really difficult for Wu Shanyun to explain, so he could only hesitate: "This is a long story. Let's talk about it later. It's important to treat 19 first. Let's slap people in the face later. Let's go together."

16 patted his chest and promised, "This is no problem. Maybe I can handle it without the boss."

A minute later, 16 stared his eyes and seemed to flash his tongue, but he didn't mean to do it at all.

In front of him is a giant man more than three meters high. Such a giant man is not so tall, but really tall, and his body is double explained that the thick chest muscles, angular abdominal muscles and sexy biceps are all dark and shiny, giving people a feeling of strong strength. Not to mention the muscles, it's just the purple gold earrings hanging on the two fan-like earlobe. In terms of weight, there are also muscles on the ears. Otherwise, how can they afford it? Not to mention the long purple gold magic pestle held in the sweaty hand and the thickness of the bowl mouth. The stick is simply a perfect match with people.

Only such a tough person can be worthy of such a demonic stick.

As soon as this strong man came, the beast fighters automatically made way, not only because the owner's height and weight exploded, but also because of the bright eight stars on the beast nameplate on the man's chest, which proves that the big guy has the strength of the eight-star beast fighter. The Protoss knight that Wushanyun won in the morning not only contributed his points, but also successfully promoted Wushanyun to the two-star orcist, but there were no two stars on the nameplate of Wushanyun. The stars on the nameplate of the fighting beast are not only a symbol of identity, but also a symbol of glory. Only beast fighters with strength and fame to a certain extent deserve to wear such a nameplate.

Originally, in the face of a three-meter-high body, everyone could only look up. Now when they see the eight bright stars on the nameplate of the beast, everyone can only look up to the mountain. 16, who has always been weak and short of breath, is probably dry in his throat and his legs have trembled again. No one said that the young man automatically retreated behind everyone. How could he have the courage to slap people's ears?

The big man stood up in the crowd. He looked forward to be calm and did not pay attention to everyone. He just bowed to the Golden Eye Buddha: "Old monk, you let me not spit out dirty words or curse for ten days. I have done it. I have been holding back for ten days, and I have suffobling me to death. Now hurry up, fulfill your promise, accept me as an apprentice, and teach me the trick of breaking through cultivation. Don't you monks claim that you don't talk nonsense and don't lie... If you make some twists this time, I'll have to scold you for wearing glasses.

The Buddha was calm and pointed at the group of people who scratched Wushanyun with a tear in his hand. It goes without saying that it was time to teach this guy a lesson.

The friends looked at each other and could see from their eyes that this was the rhythm of retreating.

Wu Shanyun finally understands that at the critical moment, he has to go out by himself to get everything done. In the past, Wushanyun was at least a rogue leader. Now although the tiger falls to Pingyang and the phoenix is not as good as the chicken, there are still some hooligans left, which can be a small leak.

However, Wu Shanyun looked for a while and found that the height of three meters was really a little abnormal. Although Wu Shanyun stretched out more than two meters, he was a little short after all.

Wu Shanyun thought for a moment, walked to the Buddha, stretched out his hand and said, "Let me scratch you!"

What are you doing? Tickling?"

"Help people tickle!"

Buddha was also generous. Wu Shanyun got this tickling tool and generously walked to the man who carried the purple gold diamond pestle. He jumped his foot and slapped him in the face with a tickling "slap". When this guy was stunned because he was too sudden, he jumped backhanded and slapped him again.

Before the big man reacted and was furious, Wu Shanyun said angrily, "You simple guy, why don't you understand any etiquette? Have you ever seen someone like you? He shouted loudly and scolded that the monk was a bald donkey. Are you coming to worship the Buddha as your teacher or do you want the Buddha to worship you as your teacher? Besides, it's okay for you to scold the bald donkey. Why do you want to add an old character? Do you think our Buddha is old? This skin is white, this skin is tender, and the corners of the eyes don't even have crow's feet. Wearing glasses, how beautiful is it? The purpose of slapting you is to teach you to respect your teacher. You don't have to thank me. Who calls me a good person and is always so warm-hearted?

After saying arrogantly, Wu Shanyun turned around with an airy look and returned the tickle to the Buddha. Although Wu Shanyun is quite horizontal on the surface, in fact, Wu Shanyun is also very nervous. He wants to think that this Buddha is fake. If he can't handle this stupid big man, he will die of aggrieved today.

Everything is just a battle of Wushan Yunhu pretending to be a tiger.

Boom!

The big man finally reacted. As expected, he was furious. He held the stick in one hand and touched the ground, and the ground shook three times.

"Who are you? Where did the arched bird man dare to beat me? I think you are tired of living today. I will end up with you now. If I don't let you down, how can I live in this generation in the future?

Raise the ashes and frustrate? Although Wu Shanyun's life is not as good as death recently, he is not dead after all. Of course, he is very afraid of death.

It can't help but say that the ten-foot-long purple gold stick hit the forehead of the super Wushan cloud like a pillar. The big man does not need to wear mecha, but he is already a human figure, and his strength is not generally large. In addition, the weight of the stick itself is not light. If it is so pressed down, Wushan clouds even has no room to dodge. Moreover, I don't know what method the big man with the humanoid mecha has practiced. The golden stick actually emitted a burst of purple light. The purple light carried the extremely domineering breath, like Mount Tai was suspended. Before it was launched, it made people's hair stand upright and their hearts were suppressed. Under the pressure of purple light and purple wind, Wu Shanyun felt that it was a little difficult to breathe.

If this stick is solid, Wu Shanyun will immediately turn into a pool of meat mud. Although it will not rise ashes and bones, it is not far away.

"Ah..." After Wu Shanyun closed his eyes and exclaimed, he opened his eyes and shouted, "Oh?"

In front of me, I saw a golden light tickling in the Buddha's hand. If the light had substance, it could magically resist the power of this stick. Moreover, the Buddha seemed to be very relaxed. He scratched it twice, and the purple gold stick was very obedient and shook it twice. Then the big man staggered with both hands and almost fell to the ground.

The big man was angry, but he was helpless. He said, "Old bald donkey, this stick is the Buddha Weijia you gave me. I can't command it. It's not that I'm not strong. I'll come back when I change my hand."

Buddha finally said, "You are a man, haven't you woken up? I gave you this King Kong magic weapon, which is to allow you to be my protector. The reason why I don't pass on your Dharma is to grind your temper and let you not swear or curse for ten days. What did I tell you at that time? It is to go to the violence on you. You have to learn to endure humiliation to enter Buddhism. If you can't endure humiliation, you are not qualified to enter our Buddhism. When you can endure humiliation and can not fight backhand and scold, I will officially take you as the protector of King Kong... It was just a test. You didn't pass. Come back in ten days!"

The big man who was more than ten feet tall was immediately like a discouraged ball, and then scolded, "What kind of bird method? How can you ask someone to fight back and scold you? Isn't this tossing people?"

The Buddha still tickled and said, "This is a test against you. If you don't accept it, it's up to you, but I've told you before that if you can't restrain your mind, there is no possibility of your eighth-level fighting hegemony. The yin and yang of heaven and earth change. If it is strong, it can't become soft. If the sun can't give birth to yin, it will naturally be broken and the anode will be destroyed. As the little brother who taught you a lesson for me just said, you are begging me, not me begging you. Think about it yourself.

The big man wanted to continue to swear. He stubbornly resisted and his face changed several times. After all, he said helplessly, "Well, I'm waiting for ten days. In order to break through the domineering spirit of this battle, I put up with it."

Wu Shanyun thought in his heart that the Buddha's casual words seemed to contain all kinds of mysteries, and this mystery happened to hit the point of this big man's practice, and he couldn't accept it. And looking at the Buddha's means of "concuing demons", it is really mysterious. Wu Shanyun knows that this trip is right, and it seems that Xiaojiu is saved.

Seeing that Nineteen had another mouthful of blood, Wu Shanyun hurriedly urged, "Big monk, I have done what you want me to do. Hurry up and cure my poor little friend!"