Chapter 32: Get rid of cowhide candy

Wang Mengmeng seemed to try her best to hold back. She was short of breath and was angry. She said, "Brother, I'll make it clear to you again that although you are handsome and handsome, Yushu is in the wind, but you are really not my type. Please don't follow me anymore, okay?"

Wu Neng immediately said, "Actually, I have many types. Which type do you like and which type I will become soon?"

After saying that, he took off his glasses and blinked at Wang Mengmeng and said, "Look, this is sultry."

Then, he put on his glasses and looked sad and said, "This is a literary style."

Mess your hair and make a deep look: "This is the vicissitudes of life!"

He bowed his head and said thoughtfully, "This is a mature type!"

Wang Mengmeng smiled and said, "Brother, do you have many types? I can believe this, but it is absolutely impossible for you to do the type I like, believe me.

This was regarded as a provocation by Wu Neng. His biggest hatred in his life was that others questioned his ability and said that he was incompetent, especially when the other party was still a girl.

"Sister, as long as you give me a chance, I can definitely do it. I, Wu Neng, am omnipotent." Wu Neng patted his chest at this time and promised.

Wang Mengmeng shook her head and said, "You can't talk too much. There are some things you still can't do. Believe me."

Being provoked again, Wu Neng couldn't stand it and said, "I guarantee with my personality that if I can't do it, I will never pester you again, but if I can do it, you have to swear to give me a chance, how about it?"

Wang Mengmeng was excited again and waited for this. She wanted to say it by herself, but the other party said it herself. A good man prepared a condom for herself. She could only say, "Actually, I'm a girl. I like women, brother, I really can't accept you. However, if you are willing to do sex change surgery for me and become a woman, I will definitely give you a chance.

Wu Neng's eyes widened, and then he found that he was simply throwing stones at his feet. He was glad that he didn't bet that he would be able to do it just now. Otherwise, he would be a eunuch from the palace. Otherwise, he would really be a woman from the palace.

However, he also reacted quickly, guessing that this might be Wang Mengmeng's butt: "Is it a girl? In fact, I'm not disgusted, but I doubt if you are real. Can't you fool me?"

The implication is that it is not so easy for him to give up.

Wang Mengmeng smiled at the corners of her mouth and said, "So, as long as I prove it to you that I don't fool you, you will give up?"

Wu Neng nodded and said, "Seeing is believing, and hearing is believing!"

After Wu Neng finished speaking, Wang Mengmeng immediately took action, directly hugged Li Tingting, and gave her a deep kiss. At first, Li Tingting struggled a little, and then thought of Wang Mengmeng's plan, and she could only cooperate and pretended to be weak and emotional. The passers-by around were a little dumbfounded. The women were talking, while the men shook their heads.

Wu Neng was stunned for a long time, as if he was thinking, and finally said, "Well, sister, I really can't do this if you want me to become a woman for you, so you win, and I promise not to pester you again. However, it's a pity that the beautiful girls in the college are all gay. This is really a loss for our male compatriots.

After saying that, he shook his head and left, but it was also chic and straightforward.

The two women saw the senior leave like a plague god. Li Tingting sighed, "Cousin, what are you doing? There are so many people here that I dare not see anyone in the future.

Wang Mengmeng, a female hooligan, held Li Tingting's chin and said, "What are you afraid of? I will be responsible for you in the future."

Li Tingting patted her hand and shook her head and said, "You take it seriously to act with you, but I'm a little strange. According to your cousin's always temper, if someone dared to stick to you so brainlessly, you would have already started to use the sword and cut people into seven or eight parts. It's really rare for you to be so polite today."

Wang Mengmeng moaned bitterly, "Do you think I can't do anything about it?"

"You can't beat him? Bullied by him?"

"Although I can't beat him, it's okay to slap him a few times. But the point is, I can't slap him in the face!" Wang Mengmeng said angrily, "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have chosen the course of human science research in the college. The teacher of this course, Sun freak, is this guy's graduation tutor. He is the assistant teacher of Sun freak. Half of my two credits are in the hands of this brother Wu Neng... For credit, I can only swallow my anger once.

Li Tingting can only pretend to be speechless and sighed: "Well, it's another credit, a heinous credit... How can our college have such a strange credit system? If you don't have enough credits, you will not only fail to graduate, but also be punished. What a pervert.

"If you are not perverted, it's not the elemental college. Hey, love and peace are all based on the pain of us students. I really don't understand that dad and uncle want us to enter this strange college!" Wang Mengmeng also complained.

Under the attention of the onlookers, the little sisters left talking and laughing. Li Tingting returned to the mall and asked someone to take a group of work, so she took Wang Mengmeng back to her room in the underground Colosseum.

There was no one in the room, and both of them were cool. There was a burst of ear grinding and drizzle. After the fight, Li Tingting patted her head and shouted, "Oh, I almost forgot that the battle of 1314 is about to begin."

She took the light brain and began to connect to the signal center of the underground Colosseum.

Wang Mengmeng scratched her armpit and canceled, "Yo, look at your little appearance. It seems that the spring heart is rippling. Who is so bold that he dares to grab Xiao Tingting with me? Isn't it that you are very handsome, otherwise it won't make you so crazy!"

When Wang Mengmeng saw the true face of 1314 in Li Tingting's mouth, she couldn't help taking a deep breath and then wondered, "Tingting, when did your aesthetics change dramatically, and you actually have this taste?"

When Wang Mengmeng said this, it was the moment when Wu Shanyun was extremely embarrassed. Before this battle, Beiming Wenren personally received Wu Shanyun's opponent. After encouraging him, the missile mecha master seemed to have eaten the fierce **. As soon as he came on the stage, he bombed Wu Shanyun indiscriminately with a bomb missile equipped with mecha. Fortunately, it is just a bombing of missiles, not automatic tracking missiles. The accuracy of missile guidance is not high. In addition, the hills are covered with a small number of rocks and forests, so that Wu Shanyun can barely find the dead corner of bombing. When the two sisters entered the video, they saw Wu Shanyun's extremely indecent nest in a steep rock gap, with his hands holding his head and dust and stone debris all over his body. How embarrassed he really is, but this is already the last anti-missile shelter that Wu Shanyun can find.

Li Tingting immediately defended, "Cousin, you are a lady's belly with a ** heart. I don't mean that. My mother said that to be a good salesperson here, the trick is to develop stable customers. This fat man is the first stable customer I have developed. He will spend two or three million beast points here in three or four days. Naturally, I should care more about stable customers. Moreover, you don't think this guy is ugly. He has a lot of ideas for fighting. He will honestly do some unexpected things. It's funny. You'll know when you watch it.

"Tut, this face is too unsightly, isn't it? Look at this fat one, I can't even see it. Wang Mengmeng said, "Moreover, you see, he is quite funny now. He is lying on his stomach and buried in a stone, holding his head with his hands and his buttocks facing out. Does he look like an ostrich?"

Wang Mengmeng said that Wushan Cloud is an ostrich with its head buried in the sand, which is true, at least from the outside. However, in fact, Xuan Zheng turned into a big drill and began to drill the stone inside crazily and dig into the channel. Wu Shanyun doesn't believe that this temporary shelter can stop the continuous bombing of missiles. At present, it is the Mingxiu plank road and the dark warehouse. As a Transformer, Xuan's ability does not explode, which is the secret weapon of Wushan Cloud.

The channel was soon opened. Wu Shanyun used the stunt of summoning clothes again and disguised himself with a pair similar to his body, still looking like an ostrich with his buttocks facing out.

As an audience, he naturally has a real perspective. At this time, Wang Mengmeng praised: "This guy is also smart. He is not a single-minded guy. The range of his laser gun is smaller than that of missile mecha. If he can't mobilize the enemy to take the initiative, it is a losing situation. Tut-tut, it's a little strange to be able to make such a quick disguise with clothes in such a short time. I didn't even see where the clothes in his hand came from.

Li Tingting explained, "This is his ability to summon thin things like cloth and paper, as he told me."

"How can I remember that someone has used such an ability in the game world, but I forget which guy it is for a while, and I only remember that guy is very obscene." Wang Mengmeng took a bite of potato chips and said.

Li Tingting ate popcorn. While watching the war film, she said, "Cousin, what do you think you should do to win this battle if it were you?"

Wang Mengmeng's eyes showed a solemn look. She shook her head for a long time and said, "It's difficult. The equipment on this guy is only pieced together in front of some parts of the mecha. Even the mecha is not counted as mecha. It should not have the assistance of the light brain, right? Although the opponent's mecha is not new, it is very complete. The missile mecha is against the gun and mobile phone armor, and the missile has a suppressive firepower advantage. Even if the missile is used up, the high-fire explosive gun also has a natural range advantage. In terms of defense, the missile mecha also has an advantage. Moreover, this missile mecha is not a fool, but this is an invincible situation. It seems that the old customer you developed has come to an end today.

Wang Mengmeng's analysis is generally the right way. Today's battle is doomed to be easy.

Li Tingting said mysteriously at this time, "Cousin, look, what you can't do, this person may be able to do it."