Chapter 39 Nano Paper Theft and Liquid Watering

A week later, outside the central battlefield.

The four-star beast fighters waiting outside the central battlefield have different looks, but most of them are serious, sad, or murderous, or determined to die. Only one big fat man is still nibbling at chicken feet.

In fact, it's a little too much to say that this guy is a big fat man. With this nine-meter body, he doesn't weigh too much. At most, he is a little fat man. Who knows that this little fat man had 250 catties in half a month and lost 70 catties of fat in half a month. Who can believe it? I'm afraid that the endorsement of weight loss advertising should find such a person.

The Buddha scratched his big bald head with itching and looked sideways at Wu Shanyun's side face. I don't know whether it was out of envy or comfort. He said, "I didn't see that you are still beautiful."

"The word "clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes is no longer enough to describe my Yushu Linfeng. If I become a monk like this, I will definitely fascinate the nuns." Of course, Wu Shanyun will not let go of the opportunity to climb along the pole.

"Well, boy, you have a bright future. It depends on your mentality of eating when you go to the execution ground. If you are going to die, I will send you a ticket to enter my western pure land." The Buddha said jokingly.

"That is, if you can understand the Dharma world, people with double luck are not qualified to enter your Western Pure Land, then your Western Pure Land has long been short of people to come home. Well, I'm ready to die early and give birth early. I will give birth to a good child in the afterlife, choose Zhang Junqiao's face, and make up for all the losses in this life. Wushan Cloud has a matching path.

The Buddha's kind eyes suddenly turned into King Kong's angry eyes and said, "You boy still pretended for me. You should be confident, right?"

Wu Shanyun hugged his head reflexively and said, "Yes, yes, if I'm not sure, I've been kneeling at your feet with tears and snot for a long time. Please enlighten me and pass on one hundred and eighty years of skills to save my life."

Looking at the Buddha and Wu Shanyun talking and laughing, the people on the side were a little curious and some were jealous. Ximen Gaoshou came over with an obscene look. First, he made a pleasure in front of Yang Buddha, and then asked Wu Shanyun with some worry: "Brother for a lifetime, how is the effect of training you alone these days? I haven't seen anything changed. The equipment is still so rubbish. This temporary mecha is not even useful for a light brain. I really can't stand it... If you play like this, won't you die?

This guy was still worried that Wu Shanyun would hang up and let his pick-up girl collapse. At this time, Wu Shanyun smiled and said, "It all depends on luck. Good character, everything is fine."

"You are not nervous at all!" Ximen Gaoshou couldn't help revealing the enemy to Wu Shanyun: "I can tell you that Wenren specially selected a first-class master among the four-star beast fighters and rewarded them for entering the central battlefield. Look at the yellow-haired man, who is a Zerg blood assassin, proficient in earth escape, and the white alien, who is the mother swordsman of the Protos. A fine gold female sword can differentiate ten sub-swords to attack at the same time. Look at the short-haired guy in blue sitting on the side. He is a human electric power with a strange electric energy mecha... Of course, what you should be most careful of is the thin man with a blind eye. He was originally a five-star beast fighter. He had a means to hide his strength and was invited by Wenren to deal with you. That person is a divine spiritual master of the Protoss. He is good at spiritual attack and can kill invisibly..."

There is such a high-level spy arranged by Wu Shanyun around Beiming Wenren, and many of her calculations are doomed to fail. Hearing that there are so many strong opponents around him, no matter how thick Wu Shanyun's face is, he can't cover it, and he is cold and a little blue.

But the Buddha's words made Wu Shanyun regain some confidence.

"The divine practice? What are you afraid of? You have seen it a little bit. As long as you remember the emptiness of all laws, all things are created by the heart, and any spiritual art is useless to you. Heart demons can subdue, and are you afraid of the foreign demonic means of these gods?

This is vaguely proud. This is the first time Wu Shanyun has seen it in such a long time.

In fact, the Buddha has a reason to be proud, because the essence of Buddhism lies in four words: subduing his heart. In terms of research in the field of mind, Buddhism is really not afraid of the world.

Wu Shanyun nodded at this time and said, "Yes, I'm quite prepared. Who is afraid of whom when I go to the central battlefield?"

"Oh? The eldest sister's secret training for you these days makes you so confident? Did she train you to give you a raw layer of meat in just a week?

Wu Shanyun can only smile and say nothing about this, and the two sisters in the VIP audience not far away are also paying attention to it.

Li Tingting covered her little face, looked at someone carefully, and then unconsciously said, "Well, how can you look at it from the side face? He feels very handsome and forgets his machine. Let's see, isn't it quite similar?"

Wang Mengmeng laughed directly and said, "Tingting, how can you be a nymphomaniac?"

Li Tingting did not refute, but was just curious: "Cousin, you are really amazing. How can you make him lose so much weight in a week? Not only that, this face is not ugly at all. Isn't it so cruel for you to use the devil training method promoted by Mr. Ghost Hidden in the college?

Wang Mengmeng smiled bitterly and said, "You are curious, I'm still curious!" Where do I use the devil training method? This week, I've been busy peeking around with his quantum telescope, looking at everything I usually want to see but not to see. For example, it was rumored that Shan Yuying practiced the Ghost and Animal Heart Sutra, and there was a small tail behind her buttocks. I wanted to confirm it, and then I accidentally found that she liked to wear underwear with a clown pattern. By the way, I asked the fat man to summon one with that superstring summoning skill... I also found that the little goblin on the summer solstice likes **... As for our small valley, the bottom is actually smooth and smooth... Yu Sanwu, who usually likes stinky farts, is really the same as the rumor. He is a cultivation maniac. His cultivation goes further in the summer vacation. It seems that the strength of the second grade is close to the top perverts of the third grade before graduation..."

Wang Mengmeng said a lot excitedly, which were all about peeping and stealing, which made Li Tingting quite speechless. She couldn't help saying, "No way? You said it was a special training for the fat man. How did he become a servant for the fat man? This is too unrighteous. He is going to go to the central battlefield now. What if he loses his life?

Wang Mengmeng didn't care at all and said, "Oh, the central battlefield, no matter, I helped him solve this problem on the first day, otherwise you think he would listen to me so obediently and help me steal things? That guy is actually a thief. He can't do it without giving him some benefits.

Li Tingting was more curious and hurriedly asked.

Wang Mengmeng explained with a smile, "In fact, it's nothing. We peeped into your father's mysterious laboratory that day. Didn't our uncle usually let us see it? We looked enough that day, and then I found a large box of 100 liters of Jiefu particles there.

"Jiefu particles? Controlled nuclear fission particles? Oh, my God, that's my father's treasure. My mother begged him to give me some self-defense. He searched and then gave me a 100-ml small bottle. Li Tingting couldn't be surprised and opened her eyes wide.

"Haha, we stole two liters. I have one liter here. I'll give you half a liter later. After all, you have a share. This is the top ** explosive. A small milliliter can blow up a building. Tut, with this thing is here, it will be more convenient to go out to be a city hero in the future."

Li Tingting was still surprised: "Wait, did you steal two liters? How did you do it? It seems that you have been in the underground Colosseum these days and haven't left half a step?

Wang Mengmeng raised her hand and pointed in the direction of Wu Shanyun, and said, "I just said that this guy is a thief. It's because he came up with the method of stealing the Jiefu particles. He got some very thin nano sponges. First, he summoned the nano sponge to his uncle's laboratory from here. When the sponge is full, he will summon it again. When I came back, I did it back and forth hundreds of times, and then I got more than two liters. In order not to let my uncle find out, I stopped him, otherwise I'm afraid he won't stop if he doesn't get a hundred liters with that guy's greed!"

Li Tingting looked admiring Wu Shanyun, who was calmly nibbling chicken feet with his back to them. Obviously, she was surprised by Wu Shanyun's different imagination.

"This can also work, but two liters are missing. With my father's fineness, he will definitely find it."

"I'm so worried, but the fat man came up with another trick, and then there was no problem at all."

"What's the trick?"

Although Jiefu particles are top ** explosives, their purity is unlikely to reach 100%, and there are some kimono particle diluents in them. We stole two liters of Jiefu particles from our uncle, and then returned him two liters of dilution. No matter how smart he is, he will not measure the purity of Jiefu particles. Naturally, he can't find it. Wang Mengmeng smiled and explained, "This method was invented by the fat man. In his words, it is water injection. He also described it well. Jiefu particles are extremely expensive and priceless, but kimono particles are cheap stalls. Spending thousands of union red coins is no different from using water."

Li Tingting laughed so much that her stomach ached and said, "You guys, really, don't call me for such a funny thing."

"Actually, I really planned to train him well at the beginning. I was not ready to play, so I didn't call you. However, since this guy cleverly stole Jiefu particles with nanopaper, he has come up with a battle skill of bomb paper. Now he is simply a bomb superman... After diluting the Jiefu particles with kimono particles, apply them on nanopaper, and then cooperate with his superstring summoning skills. It's simply amazing. To be honest, even if you accidentally hit that guy's ** bomb array, you will be blown up and spit blood!" Wang Mengmeng's eyebrows fluttered and said with interest: "It's strange to say that in the past seven days, in addition to peeping and helping me steal things, this guy has been eating, sleeping and eating like a pig. But he is getting thinner and thinner day by day, and he is getting more and more energetic. What a freak... Not to mention, at first glance, this guy is really a little handsome.

"Eat and sleep, sleep and eat?" Li Tingting covered her chin and thought for a moment, "I think if my mother's mall wants to launch any diet pills, I should ask him as the spokesperson. Fortunately, I have kept some previous photos of this guy here. By comparison, it's really different! At that time, I'm afraid that customers won't believe that this is the same person.

"Tingting is a little cutie. You usually look like a dull little beauty, but when it comes to business, how can you be like a shrewd little housewife?" Wang Mengmeng laughed and said, "Oh, poor thing, I'm not a man, or I will marry you even if I die. What a good little housewife!"

The two women said, knocking and laughing.