Chapter 2 Hit the wall everywhere
When Jiang Mu woke up for the second time, he opened his eyes and saw Zhao Guangming's old face, but now he seems to have experienced vicissitudes, bitter like an orange peel. This time, Jiang Mu's headache was not very serious. He felt that there seemed to be a lot of things, but he couldn't remember anything. Seeing Zhao Guangming's face was bitter and hatred. Zi, he asked, "I've been in a coma for a few days?" A few days? In the first five and three days, you have been in a coma for more than a week. You have to rely on nutrient solution to save your life. It's over. This time it's over. Our visa has expired. When it is approved, it will take at least a month or two. Jiang Mu was stunned when he heard this, because he clearly remembered that the last time he went to the Netherlands, he was sick and delayed his return to China. As a result, his visa expired and he waited for two months to go back. Am I really reborn? Jiang Mu really suspected that he was not dreaming before, but was reborn like in many fantasy novels later. And he was reborn in the Netherlands in the 1990s. He has only been to the Netherlands once in his life. In 1997, he came to the Ajax Club in the Netherlands for training with the players of the three high football clubs and stayed in the Netherlands for half a year.
Jiang Mu remembered that he later learned Italian, Dutch and German by himself. He opened his mouth and found that German, Dutch and Italian blurted out, as if he had practiced thousands of times. What the hell are you talking about? It seems to be Dutch? Zhao Guangming asked strangely. I mean, should Mr. Ambassador come to see me? At least we are also Chinese citizens. After being ill in the Netherlands for so long, we should give some humanitarian comfort.
Jiang Mu remembers that he was also seriously ill when he returned to China in his previous life. The ambassador to the Netherlands was a friend of the boss of the Three High Club. He once came to see himself, because the female translator beside the ambassador at that time was very beautiful. He and Zhao Guangming were still YY, but they were descendants of famous nobles who came abroad to be gilded. People from the same world later heard that they became female ambassadors and the head of an important department of the country. They didn't even dare to say anything to them. Go to hell, who do you think you are? I don't pee and take photos. The ambassador came to visit you. Zhao Guangming poohed. As soon as Zhao Guangming finished speaking, the door of the ward opened, and two people came in accompanied by a Dutch doctor. The leading one is a middle-aged man, in his fifties, good-looking and majestic. He seems to be a person who has been in power for a long time. On his side, about half a step behind is a girl. The long autumn water is like a divine jade bone, and her eyebrows are like a distant mountain and a face like porcelain. Whether using the aesthetic standards of the East or the West, this is a beautiful woman who can create traffic jams. Ambassador Tan, what's wrong with you? Jiang Mu stood up from his illness, but what really surprised him was not that Ambassador Tan came to visit him, but that he had happened as he expected. Now the most bloody thing happened - he was reborn.
Ambassador Tan smiled and said, "Xiao Jiang, I heard that you have been in a coma for seven days. I'm really busy with business. I didn't come to see you at this time." The beautiful woman beside Ambassador Tan put the flower basket in her hand on the bedside table in front of Jiang Mu's bed and said, "These are the flowers sent to you by the ambassador. I wish you an early recovery." The beautiful woman's translation voice was very beautiful, with a female magnetic voice. Jiang Mu and Zhao Guangming were stunned. Jiang Mu was better. He had seen it twice in his previous life, and Zhao Guangming was a little ugly, and it flowed to the corners of his mouth. Ambassador Tan smiled. He didn't think it was strange, because Qiao Qiao encountered more crazy scenes than this in the place where he appeared. Every time he took Qiao Qiao out, he had to bring twice as many armed policemen. The old superior asked himself to take her precious granddaughter, which was really a trust and test for himself. Xiao Jiang, you should take good care of yourself. If you have any difficulties, you can contact the embassy. In foreign countries, the embassy is your backer, your motherland. Ambassador Tan came to see Jiang Mu just for a show. He didn't stay for a long time. He sent a flower basket, exchanged a few words, and hurriedly left the ward with Qiao Qiao. After the ambassador left, Jiang Mu once again confirmed that what had happened before was not a dream. Countless rebirth events happened to him in the fantasy novel, but Jiang Mu quickly calmed down. He was originally a casual personality. If there were too many lice, there would be no need to worry about debt, and so many strange things happened to him. Things, he is already numb.
Seeing that Zhao Guangming was still in a sleepwalking state, he was about to wet his clothes and couldn't help laughing and said, "Guangming, the beautiful woman is ten kilometers away. Why are you still in a daze?" Gone? It's really gone." Only then did Zhao Guangming come to his senses, wiped the corners of his mouth and sighed, "What a beautiful woman, Miyang City, confuse Cai, Qingguo Qingcheng, if you can marry such a wife, you will go to hell the next day, I will also admit it." Ha ha, I'm afraid that you will be scared on the first night. You are in a hurry and can't do anything." Then I'm also willing. As the ancients said, tens of thousands of people shake hands from the middle, let my sleeves smell for half a year, and I can kiss Fangze, even if I shake hands." Shit, a beautiful woman can actually excite you **, hehe, how about chanting poems? Guangming, let's think about how we can live in the future. The club can take care of us for so long. Jiang Mu's words brought Zhao Guangming back to reality. He thought for a moment and said, "Then you have to ask for money from your family." Asking for money from home? Your family is rich. Even if it is a big money, the little money at home can beat the high consumption here. Let's work. I'll wash the dishes. You can sell yourself in the red light district. Jiang Mu seriously suggested to Zhao Guangming.
"Fure, why don't you sell yourself? You have a bigger capital than me, and you are just matching with foreign girls." I don't have your skills. In fact, it doesn't matter how much the capital is. The main reason is that I don't have enough in my heart." Go to hell, sle, wood, are you well?" After seeing the beautiful woman, AIDS should be cured. Jiang Mu waved his arm and felt that there was nothing abnormal on his body. He suspected that what was in his mind was just his own hallucination. I'm sick, weak, and all kinds of hallucinations come. Zhao Guangming thought for a moment and said, "Our family is not rich. I don't think we should ask for money from our family. Let's go out to work. Let's go to the Chinese Business Association and find a job there." Jiang Mu sat on the edge of the bed, crossed his legs, swaying, and said, "Guangming, I want to find a coach to do it in the Netherlands." Zhao Guangming was drinking water. Hearing this sentence, a mouthful of water sprayed directly on Jiang Mu's body. "You want to chop me to death. Do you think it's possible for you to be a coach in the Netherlands? It's a hundred times harder than you to be a player in the Netherlands. Jiang Mu quickly got up and picked up a towel to wipe the tea on his body and said, "You are playing squirting. How do you know if you don't try? Zhao Guangming looked at Jiang Mu's serious look and said, "Wood, you are not serious, are you?" Jiang Mu nodded and said, "Guangming, I'm serious. I thought about it. After we return to China, we don't know if we will have the opportunity to coach and lead the team independently for the rest of our lives. It's better to exercise in the Netherlands. Even if we can't gain a foothold in Europe, we will be a turtle when we return to China. It's not impossible to coach independently. Zhao Guangming shook his head, "Wood, what you said makes sense, but it is impossible. Except for the amateur team, they won't want us. What can you learn in an amateur team? It's better to find a stable job, make some money, and then go back to China. Jiang Mu smiled and said, "Guangming, let's act separately. You go to the Chinese Chamber of Commerce, and I'll go to the club. At that time, whoever finds it first can help each other." Zhao Guangming said, "Well, don't forget each other." Well, you are rich. Don't forget me." Shit, swearing, you are rich."
"You are rich."
"You are a dog."
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"What? You want to be a coach in Ajax. God, you are so whimsical, Jiang, you should understand that this is impossible. If I let you be Ajax's coach today, I will be kicked out of Ajax by the fans tomorrow.
In the chairman's office of the Ajax office, President Van Ayden looked at Jiang Mu like a mental patient. He even suspected that the young Chinese was playing a prank. If Ajax had no business dealings with the Sangao Football Club, he would have kicked him out ten minutes ago.
"Mr. Chairman, I want to be the coach of the youth team, and the assistant coach is also fine. Please believe me, I am qualified for this job. I have received systematic football education, college sports psychology, and I also have a Dutch coach certificate."
Jiang Mu is not a hairy boy. He knows that Ajax is extremely unlikely to give him a coach, but he is unwilling to give up even a millionth of hope.
Fan Aiden contemptuously picked up Jiang Mu's coaching certificate and threw it in front of Jiang Mu. "Do you think you can coach a world-class team like Ajax with this thing? It's ridiculous. You come from a country that has never entered the World Cup and only played professional leagues for a few years. You don't have the experience of coaching any professional team and national teams, not even a professional player. Why do you make me believe you?
"Time will prove everything."
"If time proves that you are a liar, how can I explain it to the fans and colleagues?"
Jiang Mu was speechless. He silently picked up the coach certificate and walked out of the office. When he walked to the door, Jiang Mu suddenly turned around and said word by word, "Time will prove that I am not a liar, but you are a fool."
"Am I a fool? Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Do Chinese people like to brag so much?
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Afternoon
Jiang Mu walked into the office of the president of the Eindhoven Club. Harry Ley, the president of Eindhoven, said doubtfully when he saw the uninvited guest, "Sir, what can I do for you?"
"I'm here to apply for the job. I heard that your youth team lacks a coach. I think I'm competent."
Jiang Mu handed over his coach certificate and resume.
"Chinese?" When Harry Ley heard Jiang Mu's fluent Dutch, he thought Jiang Mu was a Dutch Chinese. He didn't expect that he was a Chinese. "Sorry, we don't need a Chinese coach. I suggest you go there. I may need you there.
Eindhoven was a table tennis club, and Harry Ley was obviously making fun of Jiang Mu. He didn't look at the coach's certificate and resume at all. When he saw that Jiang Mu was Chinese, he refused directly.
Jiang Mu was not angry. This was his expected reaction. He said calmly, "With me, I will let Eindhoven's youth team surpass Ajax and become the cradle of genius."
Harry Ley looked sympathetically at this Chinese whose brain seemed to have some problems and said, "We are already the cradle of genius. We don't need a Chinese who doesn't even know the basic knowledge of football to teach our genius."
Jiang Mu did not give up. He took back the coach's certificate and said, "Are you missing scouts? I can tap the most potential genius for you.
Harry Ley finally became impatient and said, "Please leave immediately. Eindhoven will never need Chinese people, whether it's a coach, a player or a scout."
The next day, at the Wilhelm II Club in the Dutch League, the same dialogue was also staged in the chairman's office.
"Can Chinese people also play football? Chinese people can also be coaches. It's really funny. You are the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life.
"When we Chinese can play football, the Netherlands is still a fishing village. I hope you don't overturn a boat. I believe I can be a good coach."
"Young people, self-confidence is a good quality, but bragging is not. I won't give you a chance. Don't worry, Dutch football will never hire a Chinese to coach."
"Okay, Dutchman, go to hell."