Chapter 4 Acquaintance Menyu
Under the starlight, in the open space of the quiet college, a breeze blew, and a man and a beast appeared out of thin air. Their appearance suddenly caused a strange fluctuation in the air around them, as if they had occupied this world. Liu Wei knocked on Taoyi's head fiercely and said, "You are really scary like this. Hurry up and become better, or you will cook it."
"Wow, Uncle Long, I'm so pitiful that I'm going to be abused by such a small human. I want to complain." Another burst of chestnuts hit his head. The black dragon hugged him and cried. He glanced at Liu Wei with resentment. His body gradually became smaller and turned into two velvet horns on his head. He suddenly jumped on Liu Wei's body and slapped in Liu Wei's arms.
The little claws scratched his face and giggled, "I find it also very comfortable to lie in the arms of you as a human being."
"Real?" Liu Wei gently stroked the fluff on his back and suddenly pulled it up fiercely. The whole gluttony was picked up by Liu Wei. Seeing that he looked indifferent, Liu Wei suddenly got angry and dumped the guy away.
"You stinky human, I curse you for being XXOO a thousand times~~" Liu Wei took out his ears, blew at the guy who had been thrown away, and ran back to the dormitory and fell asleep. He was busy all night. He was really tired~~~
The next morning, Liu Wei was woken up by the noise downstairs and walked to the balcony in a big trousers. Ah~~" The screams of countless girls woke him up, and Liu Wei quickly covered his chest and rushed back to the house with a scream of panic.
"Liu Wei, you son of a bitch, come out." Zhuge Ping, who was holding a little glutton in her arms, shouted to the balcony surrounded by a group of people.
Liu Wei, who was dressed in a hurry, wondered why this woman came to trouble him again today?
Gently stroked the black fur, Zhuge Ping asked affectionately, "Little cutie, is that bad guy really your master?"
"Yes." The black man rubbed his head into Zhuge Ping's chest and looked very enjoyable. The women around him were stained by his naughty appearance and laughed.
"Then you must have suffered a lot with this bad guy." Zhuge Ping said with a worried face.
The black man nodded very hard and cried, "Liu Wei, a shameless and third-level guy, abused me and didn't give me anything to eat. Whoo, I'm so pitiful~~~" The girls heard righteous indignation and clenched their fists.
Liu Wei jumped down from the balcony and shouted to the black man, "Well, you have no conscience. I almost died for you yesterday. If I had known that I would not have saved you, let you be slaughtered by the red and pink skeleton and eaten the barbecue. Why did I accept such a food? Whoo, I'm so pitiful."
As soon as the black guy saw Liu Wei, he went straight to Zhuge Ping's arms in fear. Liu Wei looked very carefully. A proud smile in his eyes was wading to Liu Wei, and Liu Wei was so angry that he wanted to jump.
Zhu Geping hugged the black dragon and shouted to Liu Wei, "From today on, the black dragon baby is my baby. It has nothing to do with you. Don't bully him in the future."
"Ah?" Liu Wei wanted to scratch his head angrily and pointed to Zhuge Ping and scolded, "You said it. Don't say I didn't remind you if you suffer a loss." After a while, Liu Wei ran away angrily.
"Let's go, little baby. I've been busy all morning. It's so hot. Let's take a shower and wash it white. It's beautiful." The black dragon was dizzy and was about to faint~~~
"Ah~~~" He ate with Chen Xiaoer in the restaurant. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Liu Wei used the wine glass as a pump. He slapped the wine glass into the table and said angrily, "Don't eat it. I'm so angry."
Mengqi winked at Chen Xiaoer. Chen Xiaoer took out a dog collar: "I'll give you a beast ring and find a chance to put it around his neck to ensure that he dares not fight against you again."
Liu Wei happily put away the beast ring and said, "Why didn't you take out a good baby earlier? It made me angry in vain."
Chen Xiaoer whispered, "How do I know that you accepted a pet so quickly and a greedy glutton as a pet."
Liu Wei pretended not to hear and continued to drink his own wine.
"Liu Wei, you have been killed for thousands of times, I will die." A mad cow-like shout came from downstairs, and the whole restaurant was suddenly shrouded in a murderous atmosphere.
Liu Wei scolded angrily, "Zhuge Ping, do you want to find trouble for me if you have nothing to do?"
With a bang, the floor was pierced by something, and the embarrassed gluttony smashed heavily on the beam of the restaurant. I don't know if it happened to hit Liu Wei's dinner table. The dizzy gluttony got up with his head shaking his head and foamed at Liu Wei's mouth and said, "Help, Liu Wei, that woman is so horrible."
Liu Wei slapped him off the table and said coldly, "Aren't you with a good master? What? In less than a day, you want to change the owner again? What do you think of my Liu Wei? Humph."
The black dragon hurriedly flattered, "I dare not. How dare I treat you as anything? Ah, no~~" Zhuge Ping, who was red with an angry cheek, rushed to the attic, trampled the black horse under his feet, and said viciously, "You are running away. You are flirting with my aunt. You can wait to be castrated."
Taoyi spit out a bubble, broke in the air with a wave, and begged sadly, "misunderstanding, absolute misunderstanding. I want to try the water temperature. How could I think of falling into the bucket at once? Uncle Long, I'm so small that I can't climb out. Look, I'm also full of soapy water. Uncle Long, I'm really pitiful. " said. With that, another bubble came out, which made Liu Wei and others laugh.
Zhuge Ping's face was getting pale, and she scolded Liu Wei, who was gloating, "Liu Wei, give me an explanation."
Liu Wei shrugged his shoulders and said, "Didn't I warn you a long time ago? My Liu Wei's pet is not so good. Why do you want to settle for it? Then don't I have to be busy to death? Hurry up and I still have to eat?"
In the face of Liu Wei's unreasonable words, Zhuge Ping's teeth were itchy. If she could bite him to death, she couldn't wait to bite him immediately. She was breathless and spread all her resentment on the black dragon. The angry woman was terrible, one foot after another, like raindrop-like footprints trampling on the glutton.
Rao Shiyi, an ancient beast, has rough skin and thick flesh, and can't stand such suffering. He howled at Liu Wei, "Liu Wei, my master, my good brother, please help me, I beg you."
And Liu Wei looked unmoved. He quietly drank a little wine and looked at the plot of animal abuse with great interest. From time to time, he commented, "Zhuge Xiaojiu, you should have a little more left foot, and that foot should be more fierce. Just now~~~
"Liu Wei, I'm wrong, Uncle Long, please, help me quickly. I listen to everything. You let me go east, I dare not go west. You let me eat, I absolutely don't dare to shit. Hurry up and save me. I'll find 17 or 18 beautiful women for you. Please tell her to stop quickly. Hands, no, it's a foot.
"Slap us hard." Mengqi and Chen Xiaoer suddenly exploded and joined the trampling career. Poor glutton did not know that he had made a big taboo. Don't tell her man to find a woman in front of a woman. What is this?
The crying face was about to be torn into a ball of gluttony and howled at the sky: "The dragon father is here. The woman is so horrible. Who will save me? My Uncle Long swears that if he saves me, I will dedicate my life to him. I will be an ox and a horse."
Liu Wei laughed and said, "That's what you said, so please take this animal ring, my good pet." The beast ring rolled under his feet and fell in front of the black bream.
The black owl grabbed the ring and shouted bitterly, "Liu Wei, you are not a human. You are not as good as a beast. You want a descendant of the dragon clan to be your pet. Whoo, I recognize Uncle Long. Who told me to be weak now?" With a click, the black horse wearing a beast-driving ring fell to the ground as if it were a prisoner facing death.
Liu Wei drank away from the dream tears and others: "Okay, don't fight, that's enough." Mengping and the two people were unwilling to stop, but Zhuge Ping didn't know how to stop.
Seeing this, Liu Wei said with an unhappy face, "Enough, Zhuge Ping, stop it."
"Why should I stop? I'm going to castrate this beast." The little girl said and did it, spit out the flying sword, cut the black swallow's lower body, howled miserably, hugged her claws and dared not look again. Liu Wei was angry. He twisted a corner of the table and swept it to the flying sword. With a sound, the flying sword was hit astray. He patted his chest luckily and said, "The dragon father is on it, intact. It's really too~~ah, help." Seeing that the flying sword was blocked, Zhuge Ping stood up and stepped on the gluttonous lower body. If this foot was firmly stepped on, he was determined to finish playing.
At the critical moment, Liu Wei's body shot out and kicked Zhuge Ping's foot that was about to fall. Zhuge Ping was unprevented. Don't let Liu Wei kick over the ground. Fortunately, the immortal gluttony hurriedly climbed onto Liu Wei's shoulder and trembled and said, "Liu Wei, you are really too righteous enough. You hit it well. Although you don't know how to pity the beauty, you are right Fu should fight this horrible woman like this. How about it? Are you interested in studying the details of having a baby on the spot? Don't worry, it's absolutely safe to have Uncle Long to help you control the wind.
The black line on Liu Wei's forehead jumped straight, slapped the guy and said to Meng Liu, "If he dares to talk nonsense again, go back and stir up this guy's mouth with needle and thread." Threatily stared at the glutton of the rolling gourd, which scared the guy to shrink his neck and dared not talk nonsense anymore.
Zhu Geping, who suffered a loss, stood up in pain, pulled out and ran away, leaving a sentence, "Liu Wei, wait, I will break you into ten thousand pieces sooner or later."
"Then I'll wait." Liu Wei replied lazily.
After changing restaurants, the three finally saw the terrible appetite of gluttony. He ate a total of three cows and five roast sheep, and barely said that he was 50% full. If it hadn't been for Meng Tears, Liu Wei would have wanted to strangle this bastard on the spot.
Chen Xiaoer quickly changed the topic: "Brother Liu Wei, now you have offended the young lady of the Zhuge family. I'm afraid it will be difficult in the future."
Liu Wei pulled the gluttony, stroked this guy's fur comfortably, and said indifferently, "What's there? It's not the first time that a woman has been peeped. With her tripod, I don't believe what she can do to me?
Chen Xiaoer smiled bitterly and said, "That is, you described a master of Jindan as a three-legged cat kung fu."
The black cat quickly interrupted, "It's a three-legged cat. When Uncle Long dominated the world, I didn't want such a small three women? Now I like her, and she dares to force me to drink soapy water. Humph, when I regain my strength, Uncle Long must catch her, rub her fiercely, and train her into a sex slave, quack~~"
Liu Wei knocked on this guy's head angrily and said, "Don't swear less. Don't stain the ears of the two fairies, or you will feel good."
The gluttonous crawled flattly to the dream tears. He did not dare to approach Chen Xiaoer. He naturally felt a terrible breath on her. He dared not offend this woman even if he killed him. Instead, a dream tear. A breath of dragon made him enjoy it very much. He asked with a smile, "Dear beauty, I don't mind if we find a time to talk about giving birth to Longbao. Bao's plan.
"Get out~~" The three of them roared together, swept the gluttony out of the window and flew to nowhere.
"Really, why does this bad thing want to be with that~~~" The crimson dream tears were at a loss.
"It's not that you are my dragon clan. You attract me all the time. Can I not like you?" Taoxi suddenly emerged from Liu Wei's back, and the speed was really surprising.
Liu Wei grabbed him with his backhand, grabbed him, and solemnly warned him, "Listen well. Dream tears are human beings, not your dragon clan. If you dare to flirt with her again, don't blame me for castrated you cruelly. In my hometown, many dogs have been done this. I am very good at this."
Gho's hair was straight all over his body, his whole body arched, his claws quickly covered his lower body, and his tail clamped * tightly and said, "I dare not, I dare not." His appearance made everyone laugh, and the depressed glutton could only vent his energy on the food.
Excuse me, is this Mr. Liu Wei?" Xiao Er suddenly went up and asked.
"I am, what's the matter?" Liu Wei poured a glass of wine and said curiously.
Xiao Er took out a challenge letter, and the signature was Zhuge Ping, which made Liu Wei curious. After reading the letter, Liu Wei laughed and said, "Go and reply to her. Outside the Dongcheng Gate in the afternoon, I will definitely go to the appointment on time."
Chen Xiaoer took the letter and read it, covered her mouth and smiled, "Is this Zhuge Ping mad at you? She actually asked you to fight three games, saying that if you win all three battles, don't marry you. The grievance you said is chilling."
Meng tears took over and said, "I also think so. Unlike her style, this joke seems to be too cold."
The oily gluttony interrupted and said, "What about her? Who doesn't want the daughter-in-law sent to the door, Liu Wei, if you don't want to give it to me.
Liu Wei's eyes swept over its lower body, and the scary guy quickly stuffed his head into the mutton.
"No matter what she thinks, anyway, I will lose one game and win all three games. I'm a fool. Whoever marries such a bitch will be unlucky. Let's go to the east of the city.
was about to leave, and Taoyi was still eating desperately. Liu Wei picked up his tail and dragged him away. Suddenly, a strange scenery appeared on the street. A man and two women, all handsome and extraordinary, were put together as a fairy picture scroll. However, the man dragged a greedy pet behind him and was carried upside down and still in his hand. Grabbing a big mutton and eating it happily looks really funny.
Outside the east gate, there is already a sea of people on the tower. The news that Zhuge Ping will fight against Liu Wei with her lifelong happiness has long been heard. Whether it is watching the bustle or cheering, they all come to the tower to occupy their seats.
Under the gate, Zhuge Ping had already set up a ring with the agreed duels and set up a pergola under the scorching sun to wait for Liu Wei's arrival.
"Liu Wei is here." I don't know who this voice was, and suddenly everyone's eyes turned to the city.
With two beautiful women, Liu Weishi, who was holding the greedy man in his hand, waved his hand to everyone upstairs and smiled, "Guys, I've been waiting for a long time."
"Liu Wei, you must win. I pressed a thousand taels and you won the beauty."
"One thousand taels is nothing. I pressed ten thousand taels."
"You are nothing. I have suppressed all my fortune. Liu Wei must marry Zhuge Ping."
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Liu Wei was ashamed for a while. He never dreamed that one day his victory or defeat would affect the lives of so many people.
Dream tears whispered, "Sir, what should I do? If you lose today, I'm afraid that most of the people in the city will chase you.
Liu Wei looked bitter and whispered, "There's nothing we can do. Just take one step at a time."
Almost surrounded by people, Liu Wei walked to the pergola. Zhuge Ping bowed and said politely, "You are finally here."
Liu Wei looked at the people he recruited and couldn't help but be stunned. One of them was also slightly stunned. The two of them blurted out, "It turned out to be you."
Isn't the handsome, dusty and energetic person in front of him at the door where Huanyueguo and Liu Wei are fighting?
"Do you know each other?" Zhuge Ping asked with deep frowns.
"Sister, I didn't tell you that I lost to a person in Huanyue Country. That person is this brother Liu." Men Yu's face was a little unnatural, and he still vividly felt about the duel.
Liu Wei smiled calmly and said, "Unexpectedly, Miss Zhuge, I think this duel should be cancelled. When I see my old friend, I just want to have a drink now, and I don't want to fight."
Men Yu nodded and agreed deeply, but Zhuge Ping did not agree and gritted her teeth and said, "No, the duel must begin. Liu Wei, if you lose any of the three games, you must be on the spot. Humph, do you dare? If you don't dare, you will never be able to raise your head in the future.
"What a vicious woman. It's not written clearly in the challenge book, and I want to embarrass me. Liu Wei secretly scolded that at this moment, he was neither fighting nor fighting.
"Why don't you dare? Then you are a coward." Zhuge Ping's smile is very sinister.
" coward, coward~~" others shouted.
Liu Wei's eyes flashed fiercely and said loudly, "Who said I'm a coward, I will win or lose three battles with you." The voice was sent out by him with true qi and clearly entered the ears of everyone present. Everyone's hearts were stunned and secretly paid for their strong strength.
Liu Wei threw away the gluttony, took out the folding fan around his waist, opened it and shook it gently, and said to the door, "Are you the first to appear? If so, then let's fight."
Men Yu said bitterly, "Naturally, please." The sickle and golden gun rose to the sky, and three guns burst into dazzling light in the air, winning bursts of praise.
Liu Wei closed the folding fan in his hand and shouted, "Come on, let me see how you have made progress in the past few months."
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