Chapter 4 Can't extricate yourself

A student from a judo club once asked me such a question--

"Do you think you boys value the inner beauty or the outer beauty of girls more?"

Because this schoolgirl is really sorry, I'm afraid that answering "external beauty" will stimulate her, so I answered her against my will, "Maybe it should be more inner beauty in general..."

To my surprise, the girl cried and said, "Then I'm sure no one will like it, because I only have the appearance..."

"Don't worry," I kindly comforted her at that time. "You are so untalented that you will never be much better than you..."

As a result, I practiced with her all afternoon's back fall that day.

Since then, I have learned the truth - that is, never make correct comments on a girl's appearance. And one thing that must be paid special attention to is - don't believe that women are weak and docile animals...

Of course, there are exceptions to everything in the world - for example, Haifeng, I believe she will never have the habit of throwing people as sandbags... And through communication with her for a period of time, I began to feel that a wise, kind and understanding girl - no matter what her appearance is, she can use the word "cute" To describe...

Haifeng's letter this time was a day later than before, which made my neck 50 centimeters longer - you know, the taste of looking forward to it is really not so good...

"I'm sorry, because we have an English test this week, so I replied a day late... You don't blame me, do you?"

"Breaking the waves, I read the poem you sent. I didn't expect that a few words that were not close to each other could be made into a poem by you. You are awesome! However, my intention is not to compare your literary talent. In fact, this is a small psychological test.

"The house represents the family, the key represents the family, the rabbit represents the career, the fox represents love, the bridge represents friendship, and the boat represents yourself... The order of these words in your article indicates how much you attach importance to its meaning."

(What, it's just a psychological test! If I had known, I wouldn't have bothered to make up those words... No, no, I wrote a poem...)

"Yes, that is to say, what you value most is love, followed by your career, then family, family, friendship, and then you value yourself the most..."

"You, you put friendship at the end of the table. It seems that you won't have many friends - but what surprises me most is that you are so arrogant that you put yourself in the last place... Break the waves, what kind of person are you? I feel that I am becoming more and more interested in you..."

(Alas, the little girl is a little girl. She actually believes in this so-called 'psychological test'. This thing is purely a game to deceive ignorant girls and some stupid youths... But when he saw Hai Feng say that she was more and more interested in me, it made me feel like my heart beat faster...)

"Do you think I'm naive? I think you must think that the 'psychological test' is just a game to deceive little girls, right? Humph, if you don't say it, I know you will make fun of me in your heart. Smile, girls are often more emotional than rational when thinking about problems..."

(Sweat... Is she the roundworm in my stomach? Why does she know what I think? Is it true that there is a saying that there is a rhinoceros in the world?)

"Breaking the waves, I don't know if you think waiting is a difficult thing? Especially when you especially want to know how the other party will respond... Well, I remember you once said that you are a very gossipy person, and you also said that you can drool more than the water of the Huangpu River. I don't know when I can learn it?"

(Conscience of heaven and earth! I just said that I am a very talkative person, okay? How did I become "a very gossipy person"? I seem to have only said that I can talk and talk endlessly. How can I become "more saliva than the Huangpu River"? Um... I'm starting to understand why Mr. Kong sighs that "only villains and women are difficult to raise"... Well, the last sentence seems to be a hint that he wants to meet me, can you say...)

"Ah, yes, break the waves, don't you surf the Internet? Do you have QQ? Why don't we talk online? In this way, I don't have to be afraid that you will be scared by my appearance and hit the bridge of my nose, but also let me learn the saliva of "more than the Huangpu River". Isn't it the best of both sides? :) Well, that's it. I'm waiting for your reply."

(Well, it turned out that you wanted to chat with me on QQ. I thought it was a hint of meeting, so I'm quite looking forward to it... Forget it, it's not bad to chat with her online. It's better than waiting for two letters a week...)

I quickly found a pen and paper, a reply mixed with the fragrance of flattery, and then wrote my QQ number at the end of the letter and sent it out.

Although the letter has been sent, I still can't let go of the "psychological test" of Haifeng - saying that what I value most is love, followed by career? Wrong! There is a kind of person in the world who will regard love as his greatest career, so for this kind of person, career and love are simply two repeated nouns...