Chapter 7 Let's meet Peking University
But then again, Haifeng said that she was going to buy high heels - does this imply that we will meet one day?
"Breaking the waves, what kind of girls do you like?"
"I like it as long as it's beautiful."
"...Hey, I'm talking to you seriously. Could you please answer more seriously?"
"I'm answering you very seriously! My philosophy has always been - since you don't need a reason to like a person, you can't define the person you like - so any beautiful and lovely girl has the possibility of being liked by me." The third taboo of the "ten taboos" of picking up girls is to avoid being smooth. In the absence of clear "attributes" of the sea breeze, it is absolutely wise to give an answer that catches all the beautiful women.
"So what is your definition of beauty?"
"Beautiful? I think the so-called 'beauty' is really an abstract concept - because everyone's views on beauty are different, which is also the reason why all the traditional beauty in the world are out of stock, and the 'ugly women' in the eyes of some people are also popular..."
"For example, in people's eyes, feces are definitely the most urn in the world, but for flies, it is no less than the holy place of 'heaven'..."
"Don't take the topic~, I'm asking your personal opinion on 'beauty'... Also, don't you think your example will stain a lady's eyes?"
"Lady? Where is it? I can only see a girl who hides behind the computer monitor and dares not see anyone..."
"Personally, first of all, I think 'kindness' is a prerequisite for a girl's 'beauty' - because the beauty of the soul is the starting point of all other beauty."
"Ha ha, breaking the waves, the exciting method is useless to me! Don't worry, we will meet one day..."
"So, do you think the beauty of a girl's appearance is less important than the beauty of her heart?"
After all, the sea breeze is the sea breeze. You can see through my exciting tricks at a glance. I touch my nose and continue to fall freely with my fingers: "I don't say that. I just feel that the beauty of the soul is not an important or unimportant problem, but is completely necessary, and the beauty of appearance is affected by personal subjective feelings - the right place. It is called 'Xi Shi in the eyes of lovers', so everyone has their own beautiful goddess in their hearts..."
"However, I personally think that the so-called 'beauty' absolutely needs a certain amount of knowledge and self-restraint - imagine how hurtful it is for a 'beautiful' who is gorgeous, charming, charming, smiling, and then smiling, if she opens her mouth and scolds her mother and behaves rudely, and defecates anywhere... "
"Break the waves, if you can't make an example, don't fight randomly..."
"Why do you say that? Is it that my example is not good enough?"
"It's not an image... but an excessive exaggeration - an inappropriate metaphor will make people laugh and have a stomachache..."
"Also, I doubt if you have ever been dumped by a girl, otherwise why should you belittle a beautiful woman? The beauty of appearance is an objective fact, which is undeniable anyway..."
"Did I belittle a beautiful woman? Do you have it? I just disdain those 'beautiful women' who have faces but no brains, and are useless except for a face given by their parents... Don't you think girls with no appearance and no connotation are really a great waste?
"Just like you, a gentle, considerate, smart, talented woman with extraordinary writing, intelligence and courage, but accidentally has the size of Sister Han Hong... Don't you feel uneven?" Anyone can shoot flattery, but the weight of the shooting is suitable without trace and can spy on the body shape of the sea breeze by the way, then not everyone can do it... The fourth taboo of "Ten taboos for picking up girls" is that the mouth is not sweet, and my history of bitter blood and tears also taught me a truth: the mouth is not sweet is the basis of love failure. .
"Who said I had the volume of Sister Han Hong? Do I have to be in shape when I look like her?
"Oh? So what exactly do you look like?"
"Buddha can't say:), hehe, I want to keep the mystery until the end... until the day we meet..."
"This is the second time you said we will meet. When will we meet?"
"Well... meeting this kind of thing depends on the mood..."
"Then you have to give a deadline, right?"
"...Why are you in such a hurry to meet me? Aren't you afraid of being scared by me?"
"Don't be afraid, I haven't seen any demons? I believe you can't scare me to death..."
": (, Demon monster... What do you think of me... Break the waves, what university do you want to go to?"
Uh? What university do you want to go to? With my current grades, I laughed secretly when I can get to the junior college admission line. Where can I choose to go to a university? However, no matter how stupid I am, the experience of being dumped 36 times is enough to teach me to beautify myself in front of girls: "Well... I think 'Peking University' is quite good... Why do you suddenly ask this?"
"'Beijing University'? My ambition is not small~, hehe, the university I want to go to most is also 'Beijing University'~. If not, let's limit the last period of the meeting to 'Beijing University'~, the first day of my college career... Under the main door of 'Beijing University'..."
Ah?! How could this happen? I'm just saying it casually... Peking University? If I can be admitted to Peking University, it will definitely be a miracle comparable to the Great Wall of China, the pyramids of Egypt, and the sky garden of Babylon...