Chapter 17 Love Letter

In the game of love, whoever moves the true feelings first is easy to get hurt - so "a taboo to touch true feelings" is the tenth taboo of the "ten taboos of picking up girls". The highest level of "flowers and grass" is "thousands of flowers, leaves do not touch the body", and to do this, you must first learn how to be "relentless", because Only "merciless" people can achieve "rulent"...

Once I thought I had done a good job, and I already knew how to hide my feelings and not pay easily, so I was often able to get hurt and advance and retreat freely in the "game" of "love", but the sea breeze made me realize that I was still not good after all - she was very easy to be in my Her name was engraved in my heart, which made me taste a kind of human capital punishment called "a lovesickness is useless"...

I have been in the "Shanghai XX Publishing and Printing Institute" for two weeks. My classmates and teachers are basically familiar with each other, while the beautiful women in the school are familiar with the words of their roommates.

The beauty in Wang Bing's mouth that made him fall in love at first sight finally appeared under his carpet search - it is said that she is a student majoring in "advertising production" at the same level as us, and even her name, zodiac, constellation, birthday, mobile phone number have been clearly detected by Wang Bing (I really doubt this How did he get some information? When asked him, he refused to answer on the grounds of "business secrets", which made me doubt whether he had paid the price of "sacrificing sex" for it). Looking at the way he sharpened his fists, it is estimated that he will soon extend his claws to this beautiful girl...

Due to Wang Bing's admiration, the other brothers in the dormitory couldn't help sneaking to look at the beautiful girl in his mouth. After seeing it, they all came back with amazing faces. They even called this woman "the best in a hundred years". Therefore, even I, a person who has been ancient well, couldn't help but be impressed by the name "Cheng Xue".

As I expected, Wang Bing quickly escalated from ideological "meaning**" to "harassment" in action. Through the way of mobile phone text message "bombing", he officially launched an offensive against the unfortunate "Cheng Xue" beautiful girl. Unfortunately, judging from his recent sad expression, it is estimated that he has suffered a little setback.

"I'm so impulsive tonight. I'm going to insert your hole, swing left and right gently, and ask if it hurts..." As soon as I heard this perverted hooligan tune, I knew that Wang Bing was back.

This afternoon, our "computer editing" major did not have a class, but this boy couldn't stand the pain of lovesickness. He used the nepotism of his fellow villagers in Hubei to listen to "ABCD" in the class of "advertising production" major... Er, I think I should overestimate him. With his personality, no The reason is to hear a word. It is probably to stare at the little girl who has been drooling all afternoon...

"I, Hu Hansan, are back again!" Wang Bing kicked open the empty door and broke in, "Oh, saliva, why are you the only one in the dormitory? What about Uncle Da and them?"

"The whole group went to play football." I answered him without raising my head, and still immersed myself in my martial arts novels.

Alas, it's also sad. At least I'm a romantic and elegant little angry young man. However, I accidentally drooled a drop when I fell asleep in a class, and it was so unfortunate that I happened to let Wang Bing, a bitch, see it... So, my name "Slips of Tang" is so called Open... But I'm afraid that the more pitiful than me is "Uncle Da". The so-called "Uncle Da" is also Luo Wenda. This gentleman is just a little old and looks like an elder. Wang Bing, a bitch, gave him the nickname of "Uncle Da". After spreading it, now even all the MMs who know him are "Uncle" shouted and held a gift from the younger generation. How can he pick up MM? I'm afraid there is nothing worse than this!

"Ah? It's really unsatisfactory to call me even if you go to play football!" Wang Bing was indignant when he heard the words, "How can I become a striker without me? Who are they playing with?

"Isn't it Shi Yu in the dormitory next door? I said 'lone dog'. Why did you come back early? It seems that the class of 'advertising production' hasn't finished yet, right? Don't you have to accompany your 'scort'?" Wang Bing, a bitch, is quite "lone wolf" Romanio because he is too sticky when playing football, so he was crowned by us as "lone dog", which is also regarded as inheriting Romanio's mantel from the name.

"Don't mention it," Wang Bing sighed when he heard the words. "I stayed there for a class, staring at Cheng Xue and sent N notes. They thought I was air. What do you think I can do?"

"Pig!" I can't take my eyes off the martial arts novel in my hand, "How can you get a beautiful woman like a pig brother like this? There is no technical content at all, and it's thanks to you that you claimed to have countless daughters in high school..."

"Alas, I'm already exhausted. No matter how cleverly I say and skillfully, she just ignores me. I really can't do anything about it..." Wang Bing said, and a fake smile suddenly appeared on his face. "I said, brother of the Tang Dynasty, with your means of love, you must have taught me? With your righteousness, I believe that you will not save your brother, right?

"What's there to teach? The key to soaking MM is nothing more than language and words - as long as you speak sweetly and write professionally, you will be unfavorable!"

Wang Bing was stunned: "Isn't that what I did? All the text messages have been sent to her, and she only replied to me with 4 words - please don't disturb.

"That's the problem of your literary talent," I raised my head and closed the novel in my hand. "A beautiful woman is always arrogant, so the love letter written to a beautiful woman must be different. Only the words that can provoke her interest can attract her attention, so as to achieve the purpose of slowly occupying her heart - just you I don't know what's the use of the so-called text messages?"

Wang Bing laughed more and more flatteringly when he heard the words: "I said, brother of the Tang Dynasty, since you are right and have 36 love experiences, why don't you... help your brother?"

"Help you? How can I help?

"Help me write a love letter."

"Do you need help with such a private thing as a love letter?" I shook my head and said reluctantly, "I won't do this kind of thankless thing."

"As long as you can touch Cheng Xue's heart, I'll treat you to lunch for a week!" Wang Bing endured the pain and tried to lure me for profit.

"What do you think of me as? Do I look like a person who can buy it after a few meals? I sneered.

"Two weeks!"

"NO."

"Three weeks!" Wang Bing gritted his teeth.

"No!"

"What? Don't do it for three weeks? Forget it..."

"Wait, three weeks of lunch? It's done! Well, who made us brothers? Why can't I die..."

Under Wang Bing's silver bomb attack, I was finally defeated. Alas, "People die for money, birds die for food". Even if I claim to be talented, I still can't avoid vulgarity... Thinking about the in ancient times, the former sage Tao Yuanming did not bend his waist for five buckets of rice, which really made me ashamed... There's nothing I can do. Since I have agreed, I have to do it. I've talked about all the manpower - but I don't know whether it's wise or a mistake for Wang Bing to press the treasure on me, because although I have more than 36 love experiences, and the love letters have indeed been very familiar, in the end, these 36 experiences ended in failure...

After a lot of thought, I finally concocted a wonderful "Love Letter" for Wang Bing:

"Beautiful girl, you are the immortal of Yaochi. You have a beautiful figure and eye-catching appearance. Who knows that the Queen Mother of the West is merciless, jealous of her heart, and degrading you of immortality. Since you and I met on the street, I fell in love with it and couldn't sleep at first sight. I wanted to buy roses but I had no money, so I had to block the way to rob and take risks. I got 100 yuan, 100 yuan! Finally, he was taken to prison for three years. I didn't have the face to see you. I left my home and fell to the river. In order to cheat the insurance, I only threw myself into the river in front of people. Unexpectedly, the onlooker, he was really too cheap. Seeing this situation, he jumped into the river to save me and dragged me to the shore. I was too strong and had to keep my life. Poor the insurance, I lost money. Finally, I realized that I could only be angry and learn to go to the sky. While making money diligently, I went to take the postgraduate entrance examination. I vowed to show my fame and strengthen the will of the beauty! From then on, the English dictionary has been around me, and I am so infatuated with you!"