The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 3 Wu Yongsheng

I'm sorry to let everyone down. I'm not a special forces soldier and I don't know martial arts, let alone Superman, but we can also solve the problem with a phone booth for me and Superman. He can change into red trousers. I can call more than a dozen brothers... The reason why I dare to poke my nosey is that

Besides, I'm not going to work hard. I think as long as I give the old man's name to these thieves, I should think about it. Isn't the second generation popular now? I'm a fake black second generation! Unfortunately, I was disturbed by those two students, so that I didn't even say the words "my father is". I'm cheating!

Out of the prison, the taxi went all the way to the east. The driver kept turning his head to look at me, and finally asked, "Brother, what's wrong with your hair?"

I touched my head and smiled bitterly: "Do you believe that I want to be struck by lightning?"

The driver was surprised and said, "You're not the one on the No. 24 bus, are you?"

I broke down and said, "How do you know?"

The driver immediately straightened up: "Is it really you? It was broadcast on the traffic radio, saying that the No. 24 bus was struck by lightning, and there was a grandson... Oh, I'm sorry, someone was struck by lightning. He held the steering wheel in one hand and stretched it out to me with the other. "Brother, it's a pleasure to meet you. This is the first time I've been so close to a celebrity!"

I killed his hand and said angrily, "Dry your car well. Do you also want to be on the radio?"

"Hey hey, what's the point of going on the radio? I've also been on TV."

"Oh, what's the matter?"

The driver said, "The college entrance examination will be free to pick up and drop off candidates. I'm a volunteer representative to learn from Lei Feng."

I said, "Then you are also a celebrity. Why do you shake hands with me?"

"Oh, I'm not as good as you."

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When I arrived at the East Railway Station, the driver asked me, "Where can I get off, big brother?"

I said, "Go further."

"It's not going anywhere."

There is a large barren beach near the East Railway Station. There are no other buildings except the waiting building. There are only a lot of people. The driver slowed down and drove carefully, and kept turning his head to look at me: "Brother, there is really no way forward."

"It's almost there."

The road is getting more and more barren, and the driver's face is getting worse and worse. I can see that he is scared. Recently, several of our robberies here are aimed at taxi drivers. Finally, the boy's hair suddenly got up. When he was about to give up his car and run for his life, I pointed to a small second floor on the roadside dozens of meters away and said, "That's it there."

On the window on the second floor of the second floor, the words "music tea bar", "elegant environment", "accommodation" and "free Internet access" were pasted with the words. The driver breathed, "Is anyone coming to this place? I'm afraid that people will find it, and I don't know which one is heartless.

As I took out my wallet, I pointed to my nose and said, "I opened it."

"Well, brother, your vision is really unique."

I handed him the money and said, "You are welcome to come and sit down when you are free."

The driver laughed dryly and said, "I may not be able to find it next time."

I pointed out of the window and said, "Then let me tell you, after passing the railway station, when you see the crooked neck tree, turn left and you will be able to find it."

The driver gave me the money while wiping my sweat.

I laughed and said, "Didn't you just think I was a robber?"

The driver looked into my eyes and said sincerely, "That's not true, but I know that the eldest brother is definitely not an ordinary person - just rely on this place. To be honest, if you weren't a man, I would have thought you were a fox."

I looked at him quietly and said, "Let's go and go home and see if the money I gave you has turned into chicken bones--"

The driver shrank his neck and ran away with his feet on the accelerator.

I sighed and opened the chain lock on the glass door, came in, first went to the public bathroom on the second floor to wash my face, pulled off the charred particles on my head, and then went downstairs to soak a bucket of instant noodles in the water dispenser, lit a cigarette and sat behind the counter waiting.

This is the store I opened. It is about a mile away from the railway station. Generally speaking, this is a prime location. As early as more than ten years ago, this piece of land has become a hot favorite. My father and Aunt Meng have a lot of grievances with their peers in order to rob this land. After getting it, they They are all standard rooms with bathroom and air conditioning. There is a small restaurant downstairs, which is equipped with a brown glass coffee table and a double sofa. In those years, my father's ambition was not small, and the money was secondary. He mainly wanted to start a business, and the decoration was the highest grade. At that time, when I reached the end of school, I proudly took over here, waiting for the opening to make money, and then... Then the Ministry of Railways of China began to speed up...

- In just two years, the Ministry of Railways of China speeded up three times. The railway station, which planned to survive in advance, was changed to a dotted line on the blueprint of the motherland with a 2B pencil. Most of the trains stop at the West Station with better hardware facilities. Since then, the East Station has been far behind the wheel of history...

The East Station is far away from the city, and there are no decent buildings around. In the past, at most people sold a tea egg and an iron shed to sell breakfast - later, I was full of envy and hatred for these people. Their baskets ran away, leaving me and the small second floor stood alone in the wilderness and became Longmen Inn. The exterior scene.

I also wanted to sell the land, but it was difficult to implement it. It was definitely not feasible to build a commercial area on the side of the train lane. There was no one to live in a residential building. Finally, there was a cattle professional who was interested, but he concluded at the last minute that the noise of the train would affect the cow** and delay the

Later, I simply gave up. I was lonely, but there was no oil and salt shop that didn't open. There were several green cars that would still shake a few people like lice at four or five o'clock in the middle of the night. These people were not in the wilderness, so I had the right to serve the people.

While eating noodles, I stuffed a bunch of brand-new banknotes into the money counting machine. Listening to the sound of "clap" flowing, and watching the numbers on the small window change rapidly, my heart was much smoother. Suddenly, with a "kak", a business card mixed in the banknote was popped out. I calmly put the Take out all the tickets, change the position of the business card and continue to click. After a "clap", the business card was clearly popped up again. I'll take the money and re-count...

This has become a way for me to relax when I'm bored. The total money is 56 yuan, all of which are one piece.

At this time, a man came in outside the door. He was about forty years old, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and good facial features, and his hair was unbelievably thick, as if several people's hair had grown to the top of his head, wearing a simple shirt, with a smile on his face.

I quickly stood up and asked, "Do you want to stay or eat?" It's rare to have a guest, and I seem very attentive.

The person said with a smile, "I want to stay with you for a while. I don't know if it's convenient or not?"

I laughed and said, "It's convenient! Of course it's convenient - so you're not catching the train?"

"Oh, no, I think the environment is good and I want to recuperate for a while."

"Is this good environment?" I looked at him puzzledly, so I had to follow him and said, "Yes, it's rare in the city..."

I didn't finish my words. A train passed by my restaurant quickly, making a huge "What's more" sound, which made the soles of my feet numb.

The man asked loudly, "What are you going to say?"

In the loud noise, I shouted at the top of my voice: "It's rare to find such a secluded place in the city--"

He looked at me happily.

I'm also embarrassed: "Actually, I don't usually drive much."

"It doesn't matter. I like this place."

I said shyly, "The standard room is 100 yuan a day. If you want to stay, I'll give you a 15% discount." There has been no passenger flow for a long time, which makes me look like a businessman. I'm too shy to talk about money with people.

He opened his eyes wide and said, "What do you mean?"

"That is to say, 85 a day, well, 80." I cut myself two times first, and I can get 80 yuan a day, so I don't have to lose money for water and electricity.

His eyes widened: "Do you still need money?"

"Uh... Brother, this is a restaurant, not a fellow villager who can stay for free."

He spread out his hand and said, "But I don't have money."

I'm so angry: "What store do you live in if you don't have money? Do you play with me as a monkey?"

He looked even more confused: "What do you want money for?"

What do you want money for? That's a good question! Its depth is second only to who you are. What's the point of you coming to this world? I found that I really couldn't answer for a moment. Why do I want money? I don't have to worry about food and drink. The problem of ordinary people buying a car and a house is actually not a big deal for me. If I am more determined, I can live that kind of money-saving squadder life, but I stubbornly stick to this place where birds don't shit, relying on the 56 yuan and one yuan banknote Thinking of this, my heart was very heavy, and there was a kind of anger that privacy was snooped on. I suddenly said, "I'm counting and playing. Can ** control it?"

He seemed to be a little confused, nodded and said, "I understand." After saying this, he went out silently, helped me take the door, and sat on the steps outside.

I scolded angrily: "I'm crazy!"

As a result, the old man sat all morning and one afternoon, from the scorching sun to the sky, and his posture remained unchanged. He put his hands firmly on his knees, and his head was slightly raised. Only occasionally the breeze brushed the dense short hair and trembled slightly, like a plant.

In fact, I couldn't stand it at that time in the afternoon. This man looked very old, and he didn't look like the kind of old fried dough sticks that were sharp-toothed and liked to take advantage of people. In the afternoon, I gave him several identities: a depressed outsider, a failed business boss, and a middle-aged problem It is the last one that is more reliable. The most important thing is: I'm really worried that this person's heart will die here. There is no business in the first place. If the Longmen Inn opens into an ancient tomb barren, I will really become a fox spirit.

When the sunset glow turned red, my anger subsided. I pinched a pack of cigarettes and came out leisurely. I squatted beside him and looked at the sunset and asked, "Are you uncomfortable with my wife?"

After sitting for so long, he was not affected by his mood at all. He still smiled and said, "Where did my wife come from?"

I comforted him: "You are angry. How can you not have a wife at such an old age?"

He looked at me strangely and said, "You know that I'm so old, what kind of wife are you looking for?"

I don't want to continue to argue with him on this issue. I calmed down and said, "If there is really no place to go, just stay. Let's talk about it when your anger subsides. In fact, I'm really not short of those two money, but business is business. Bill Gates has money. Don't we still

He said, "I understand. In fact, you don't have to worry about me. I'm fine outside."

I laughed and scolded, "You're still up. Let's go. Come in with me. As for the money, let's wait until you have it."

He got up and said, "Since you have your rules, I can't break them. I will definitely pay you back."

When I entered the room, I took out a bucket of instant noodles and said, "I'm hungry. That's all I have."

"I'm not hungry. Do you have any water here?"

I pointed to the water dispenser: "Give it yourself, and brother - can you show me your ID card? I'll simply write it down. It's not that I can't trust you. I'm afraid there will be a messy inspection.

He took a glass of water and took it, but didn't drink it. He said, "ID card? No."

"Why don't you take anything when you go out? Then what's your name?"

"Wu Yongsheng, Wu is the mouth of Tianwu, eternal life is the eternal life that lives forever."

"Undert it." I wrote the three words Wu Yongsheng on the register and looked up and said, "Angkor, your surname is not very good."

Wu Yongsheng smiled and said, "Get up casually."

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