Chapter 6 Egg Pain Brother

In the afternoon, a Mazda of origin stopped at my door. The woman who came down from the cab was black and strong, wearing a black half-sleeved shirt, and her chest was decorated with shiny plastic sheets. She was like a country aunt selling green onions at a stall, but her eyes were big and round, and she looked very attractive. When she was young She should also be a beautiful woman.

"Sheep!" This woman likes to call me so enthusiastically, walking to me and pinching my shoulder with her fingers: "It's strong again."

I smiled and said, "Aunt Meng."

Before the "mother and son" finished dating, Aunt Meng turned around and shouted in the car, "Why don't you die soon?"

Then the co-pilot's door opened, and a monster jumped out: this guy put all the hair on his head with hair gel, like a big pineapple buttocks, and then shaved all the hair in his temples, tracing two purple eye circles, one ear with a large string of earrings like a hula hoop acrobat, and the other She was bare and had nothing. She chewed gum. After getting out of the car, she reluctantly smashed the car door and ran over.

Aunt Meng pointed to me and shouted at her, "Have you called your brother?"

The little monster Gao Xiaowei reluctantly raised her chin at me and said reluctantly, "Brother." Then he frowned and added, "Why is it so difficult to find this broken store?"

Aunt Meng immediately scolded, "Shut up. If you don't have this broken shop, you have to be raped first and then killed!"

Gao Xiaowei tit-for-tat: "He also has to have that ability!"

I suddenly sweated. This is the conversation between my mother and daughter, but as far as I know, this is just a general chat. It's really more noisy than this...

Aunt Meng said to me with pity, "Yang Yang, don't pay attention to her! In the future, she will dare to ss up and sump her vigorously!"

"Hehe... Come in and talk about it." Just kidding, I don't know who smokes whom.

When I entered the room, I poured water on the mother and daughter and whispered to Aunt Meng, "What's going on?"

Aunt Meng was so angry that she pointed to Gao Xiaowei and said, "You ask this little bastard!"

Gao Xiaowei chewed gum, looked at the sky with an indulent posture, rolled her eyes and said, "Isn't it just kicking an egg surnamed Wang? Who made him take advantage of his aunt?

Aunt Meng suddenly straightened up and shouted, "Listen - it's only one egg. Do you know how many eggs a man has in total?"

I wanted to persuade, but after listening to this sentence, I shut up rationally...

Aunt Meng complained to me: "A few little rabbits went out for a drink, and Wang Ercai's little bastard touched her twice, and she kicked her egg into pieces with one foot - that is, an egg."

I wiped my sweat and said, "I understand, testicles."

Gao Xiaowei shouted loudly, "I just touched it twice. What else do you want him to do? Am I your own daughter?"

Aunt Meng paused and said, "Well, where did he touch you?"

Gao Xiaowei straightened her chest, strained out two balls of small white meat, and suffed the ultra-short black T-shirt with a skeleton all the way up to Xiaoman's waist: "He touched my breasts!"

Aunt Meng was stunned and said earnestly, "He touches your breasts. It's okay for you to break a few of his bones. What are you doing after the queen?"

I'm sweating...

Gao Xiaowei said, "Don't he have another one? You think I don't know how many men there are..."

I practiced waving my hand: "Stop arguing, stop arguing, calm down." Well, I can't listen to this anymore. Let them continue to complain that they have to seal my book...

Aunt Meng said, "In a word, before I finish talking to Mr. Wang, you must be honest with your brother. Don't go anywhere. Give me your phone number!"

Gao Xiaowei reluctantly said, "What do you want me to do on the phone?"

"Nonsense, who knows which one of your group of foxes and dogs will sell you. Give it to me quickly!"

Gao Xiaowei stared and pulled open her schoolbag and threw a phone tied with a big doll on the table angrily. Aunt Meng took it, turned off the phone, and stuffed it into her pocket. He turned his face and smiled at me and said, "Yangyang, that sister is here with you. You take care of her for me. If this little rabbit dares to run out, you will break her leg!"

I subconsciously clamped my legs and said, "I will definitely take good care of her."

I peeked at Gao Xiaowei's feet. She wore a pair of strangely styled pointed scalp shoes, which hurt when she looked at it. The son of Wang Laoer was also dead. It's not easy to provoke this aunt. He deserved to be a brother, but fortunately, it was a pointed scalper. If it was flat-headed There is nothing left - penetration and stopping are two concepts.

I sent Aunt Meng to the door. She took my arm and said, "If it's as short as three or five days, it will be as long as half a month. You can put up with it for a few days."

I said, "It's okay. You're busy with your work. I'll watch her for you."

Aunt Meng said, "Fortunately, there is a place like you, or I really don't know where to get her. Although the little rabbit is arrogant, in fact, I have never been far away." Aunt Meng paused for a moment and said, "But it's not a matter for you to stay here for a long time. If you can't go back with me these days, your father is in it. I can't always show up as a woman's family. What's wrong with no man holding on?"

I laughed and said, "Can you go through my father's gate?"

Aunt Meng sighed and said, "I don't know what he thinks. Next time I go to see him, I'll tell him again. OK, you can go back."

After sending Aunt Meng back, Gao Xiaowei had occupied the computer behind my counter. She lifted her legs to the table, brought the bag open, and scattered a lot of snacks. While logging in to QQ, she threw the finished jelly plastic shell everywhere. I glanced at her QQ avatar, which was herself. The head sticker, classic brain-damaged makeup, is written in Martian on the QQ signature: You can't see me shed tears, because my tear glands are in **...

When Gao Xiaowei saw me looking at her, she glanced at me discontentedly and shouted, "Dragon, sheep, bring me water."

I sat on the sofa in the small dining room and said, "Where are your own hands?" As a half-sister, it is customary for her not to call me brother, and I will quarrel with her when I am in a good mood.

"Cut--" She ignored me. Two slender claws began to type on the keyboard, shaking her legs leisurely. The legs were white and long, and the canvas super shorts could just wrap the roots of her thighs. She leaned back on the leather chair to surf the Internet, and the two balls of small white meat on her chest showed a pair of arcs.

"You don't even have a face camera?" She typed for a while and began to look around the computer.

"No!"

She ignored me again and asked me loudly after a while, "Do you have any music?"

"There is Jay Chou."

She disdained and said, "Who still listens to Jay Chou now? Is there anyone from Fahren or Fahren?"

"Do you listen to the roller coaster?"

She began to search on the Internet, and then clicked on the online listening. Because of the network speed card, the so-called Falyon Sea also sang for a stuttering period.

"Break the Internet speed!" She muttered again.

After playing for less than half an hour, she jumped to the ground and shouted, "I'm so bored!" Dragon and sheep, do you have anything interesting here?

I said, "I'll cook a basket of tea eggs for you. You can sell it on the railway. That's fun."

Gao Xiaowei kicked the chair and shouted, "I'm so bored! It's so boring!"

At this time, Xiaoqian floated down from the upstairs. Seeing a pile of garbage on the table, she didn't say anything. She went over and blew all the messy things to the ground, shoveled them up with cardboard and walked out of the door.

Gao Xiaowei was stunned and said, "Who was that just now, you son?"

I said, "No, I ran away from home and didn't have money to live and work here."

"Run away from home?" Gao Xiaowei said excitedly, "So cool! Because of what?"

"Ask her yourself later."

When Xiaoqian came back, Gao Xiaowei jumped to her eyelids and shouted, "Oh, sisters!"

Xiaoqian was shocked, "Ah?"

"Did you run away from home?"

Xiaoqian thought for a moment and said, "That's all."

"Why?"

Xiaoqian said quietly, "Because my father and my mother are going to marry me to someone I don't like."

I couldn't help asking, "Aren't your parents dead?" I also said the so-called runaway casually, but I didn't expect it to be true.

Xiaoqian said, "After I left home for many years, they naturally died."

"Aren't you only 17 years old this year?"

Xiaoqian nodded.

"So your parents were going to marry you when you were very young?"

Xiaoqian thought again and said, "No, it's just when I was 17 years old."

The more I listened, the more confused I became: "Aren't you only 17 years old this year?"

Gao Xiaowei interrupted me impatiently and said to Xiaoqian with righteous indignation, "Your parents are too bad!"

Xiaoqian said gloomically, "Don't say that, they also have their difficulties."

Gao Xiaowei patted Xiaoqian on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, you have more guts than me!" I should have left home a long time ago.

I was angry and funny: "Did your mother abuse you?"

Gao Xiaowei said, "Isn't it abuse to send me to a broken place like you for an egg?"

Xiaoqian's eyes widened and said, "How can such a mother drive her daughter away for an egg?"

Gao Xiaowei went up the pole: "That's right, you don't think it's outrageous, do you?"

I was speechless and said to Xiaoqian depressedly, "Xiaoqian, don't participate. That's not an ordinary egg."

Xiaoqian said angrily, "Even golden eggs and silver eggs can't do it." Finally, she couldn't help asking Gao Xiaowei, "What kind of egg is it?"

Gao Xiaowei laughed and said, "It's a human egg."

She finally found fun with me...

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Don't always measure this book by whether it's funny or not. Mix-and-match and chaos are completely unrepelling two stories. Naturally, funny is indispensable, but the spoof element will be restrained. Now it is still in the early stage of the story. Many battlefields have not been opened up, and many heavy weapons (and heavy It has great potential to be more wonderful than chaos and monsters. D