The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 43 Worship

The sound of gunfire and the noise of police cars quickly quarreled with Jin Chengwu and Xiaoqian. The two looked at the bustling scene and asked me, "What's going on?"

I talked about the story, because there was Tie Jili present, and I did not specifically introduce the old demon of Montenegro. After listening to it, Xiaoqian said "Oh", Jin Chengwu circled around the police car dressed in the fire in the stone, and saw a pair of blood-red eyes in the fire in the stone stared at him viciously. Jin Pick up the last piece of you who has become loved by everyone!"

Tie Ji Li wondered, "What do you mean?"

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "It's not interesting. Don't people worship money now?"

Tie Jally continued to be puzzled, and finally said to me, "You friends are calm enough." He shook hands with me and said, "Thank you for your hospitality over the past two days. I'll come back for tea and chat with you when I have time."

I hurriedly said, "Welcome, Hey, can I come to you if I have something to do in the future?"

"Uh..." It seems that Tie Jili is not used to other people's jokes about him. It's understandable that his profession is special. Unlike those who save computers can send business cards everywhere, with a sentence "If you need to find me at any time", they can't do it. I still have a buddy who works in the cremato Promise to help others...

"Haha, I'm kidding, there are people in our prison system."

......

After Tie Ji left, the old demon of Montenegro looked left and right and said, "Where's my master?"

Jin Chengwu asked me curiously, "This beauty is..."

I whispered to him, "The old demon of Montenegro!"

Jin Chengwu was surprised and said, "Is that you?"

The old demon of Montenegro glanced at him and said, "Just now you said that the boy was lucky not to meet you. Do you mean that you are better than me?"

Jin Chengwu hurriedly said, "No, no, it's awesome to meet you - why are you a woman?"

The old demon of Montenegro said in a beautiful posture, "Can't you?"

"Yes, but what should we call you?"

The old demon of Montenegro said, "You are older than me, just call me Xiaohei."

Xiaoqian whispered, "What's my name? I asked your grandma to take advantage of you..."

The old demon of Montenegro waved his hand and said, "Oh, whatever. Anyway, except for my master and this divine bird brother, any of you call me grandma to take advantage of me - just call me sister."

At this time, Lao Wu also kicked out. He looked around and said, "What's wrong with the chaos just now?"

We all looked at him with a smile. Lao Wu wondered, "What do you think I'm doing?"

I said, "The old demon of Montenegro is looking for you!"

"Ah, Brother Black is here. Where is he?" As soon as Lao Wu heard it, he immediately searched around: "I don't know if he understood the Tao Te Ching I gave him."

The old demon of Montenegro stepped up to Lao Wu and shouted, "Master, I'm here!"

Lao Wu was shocked and stammered, "Are you... Black Brother?"

The old demon of Montenegro took Lao Wu's hand and shook it and said, "Master, I'm Xiaohei."

Lao Wu subconsciously stepped back and said, "Black brother... This is killing me."

I said, "People all recognize you as a master, and you are still a black brother - and where do you see her brother?" Chest? Brother?

Lao Wu said, "Yes, how can you be a woman?"

The old demon of Montenegro bowed his head and said, "Master, you are so capable. Besides, I'm the same kind. I don't know that the tree is also a separate male and female?"

Lao Wu said awkwardly, "I forgot this stubble. I only saw you in the tree hole a few days ago. I didn't expect you to be like this after you became a human form."

The old demon of Montenegro said with concern, "How about it? Isn't it good-looking?"

Old Wu's eyes inadvertently glanced at the neckline of the old demon in Montenegro. He quickly looked elsewhere and said uncompartedly, "Good-looking, good-looking..."

The old demon of Montenegro just came down from the mountain and wore a silk-free clothes. At first, I thought it was fur. Now I saw that it was only wrapped in a few pieces of simple bark. It can be imagined that there was neither this mat nor this glue or glue in it. Lao Wu got a big benefit at his sight, which was difficult. The strange face also turned red - the tree also blushed.

The old demon of Montenegro bowed to Lao Wu and said, "Xiaohei is forced by the situation. Over the years, he has done a lot of evil, and God's punishment will come soon. I didn't expect to be lucky to meet the master who is willing to save me with the holy book Tao Te Ching. I dare not say thank you for

Lao Wu hurriedly said, "I dare not, how can I be a black brother... Er, your master?"

The old demon of Montenegro said, "If it hadn't been for the master's teaching, Xiaohei's deadline had arrived. Not to mention the illusion of adulthood, I'm afraid... Dissatisfied with the master said that when you and I first met, I already had a withered elephant. If the master went a few days late,

Lao Wu said, "It's heavy. Li Zu's original intention of doing the Tao Te Ching is to help the world. I'm just conforming to his old man's purpose."

The old demon of Montenegro said lost, "Did the master always refuse to accept me? Although Xiaohei accumulated a lot of evil, it was really because of the last resort. At that time, Xiaohei was just a small elm tree. Because of the burying bones on the harret mountain, Xiaohei was smoked by the corpse gas and gradually gained spiritual knowledge. If he wanted to survive, he had to constantly absorb the flesh and blood of others. Later How much do you dislike me for doing evil?"

Old Wu said, "No..."

"Do you think I was not respectful enough when I first saw my master?"

Old Wu smiled bitterly and said, "How can I be so careful?"

"Then why won't you accept me as a disciple?"

Lao Wu said, "If it's okay to study and think about it together, the word master is really ashamed, black... Don't embarrass me."

"Well, you just think that I'm from a humble background. You pass on my Tao Te Ching is just to see me pitiful. I actually want to be your apprentice. Since you look down on me, at worst, I will eat people on the harp Mountain again!" The old demon of Montenegro said to leave, with tears in his eyes, and he ran to the opposite side.

Old Wu Yiyang said, "Well, I didn't mean that."

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "Lao Wu, since he is so sincere, it will be boring if you chirp again. Don't tell me such nonsense as good and evil. In our group, except Xiaolong looks like that, no one is on the right path."

I muttered, "What are you doing with me?"

Old Wu said urgently, "Who said that? I really don't think I deserve to be her master--" Speaking of this, Lao Wu looked at the old demon of Black Mountain and said, "Since you have said so, I will refuse again. If you have to condescend, I will answer with a shy face. In case of another famous teacher in the future, I will raise my hands to approve it."

The old demon of Montenegro said happily, "So you agree - Master?"

Lao Wu had to reluctantly respond, and immediately said in fear, "You won't go back to eat people, will you?"

The old demon of Montenegro said with a smile, "I won't go."

We all laugh. Except for the simple old Wu, everyone can see that the old demon of Montenegro did not want to leave in the first place. It is nothing more than using the most lame little trick, but we can all feel that she is not malicious, so no one can say it. The old demon of Montenegro is obviously sincere, but she can do it with these To deal with Lao Wu, this old goblin who has not been out of the mountain for thousands of years has a simple temperament. In fact, he is similar to a village girl in the countryside.

Once Lao Wu was a teacher, he immediately followed the good advice and said, "Xiao Hei, you must not think evil to harm others in the future, you know?"

The old demon of Montenegro said, "I know, if I hadn't read the master's teachings just now, even if I didn't suck that kind of scum, I would have killed him."

Lao Wu nodded with satisfaction and asked how she could transform into an adult so quickly. The old demon of Black Mountain described one by one. It turned out that since she practiced the Tao Te Ching, although her mana had been greatly damaged, her cultivation was very different from before. Finally, she became a human form last night. She thought of Lao Wu in her heart

Jin Chengwu held his chin and looked at the old demon of Montenegro and said, "Lao Wu is lucky to have such a hot female apprentice."

I also raised my chin and narrowed my eyes slightly and said, "Yes, the affair between the tutor and the female graduate student is too much to write. Lao Wu wants 'the old tree will bloom for the second spring'."

Jin Chengwu said in astonishment, "Does he have the first spring?"

I smiled and said, "Do you still need to ask? Like their species, a few flowers and plants can't be used up. Only honest people like Lao Wu can kill women!"

Jin Chengwu: "..."

They were talking there, and I finally made time to carefully check the car behind me. The bullet didn't hit me. I couldn't say that I would wear a hole in the body of the car. Aunt Meng borrowed the car from me. After driving in the past two days, I have to be responsible for their car, right?

I carefully checked and rubbed it. From the window to the car body, and then to the tire, Su Jing suddenly said, "Don't look for it. Here it is." With that, he spread out his palm, and in the white jade-like palm, there was a copper warhead...

I was surprised and said, "Where did you come from?"

"Cache it with your hand." Su Jing threw the warhead in his hand and said, "To be honest, the hidden weapon they use is really powerful, faster than any hidden weapon I have ever seen in the federal continent."

"How dare you catch a bullet?"

Su Jing threw the warhead casually and said, "This thing is not bad for ordinary people, but it's just like a real master."

"So this thing can't deal with you?"

Su Jing looked at me faintly, turned around and walked away: "I'm a sword god, not a master."

"Cut--" I looked at her back, took out a bottle of water from the car, carefully poured it under Lao Wu's apple tree, and said, "Apples, apples, if you know, don't forget my kindness of watering today, I won't ask you to be full of amorous feelings in the future. The only thing I Someone..."

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When it's Arbor Day, everyone should use snacks. Maybe in the middle of the night, there will be shaped saplings running to spend February 14 or something...C