the first house in history

Chapter 13 Encountering the Pirates of the Universe

I said goodbye to Director He and others with a check. I called home directly and received several text messages on the way. It was a netizen on Taobao who ordered the goods, so I went to my happy farm again.

Zhang San and Li Si were idle on the farm. As soon as they saw me coming, they pulled me and refused to let go: "Big brother, you are coming. We are suffocating here. We eat radishes and cabbage all day long, and our faces are green. When will you take us to Disneyland?"

"Do you still want to go to Disney?" I said to myself that the two mountain thieves have also progressed day by day. They all know Disneyland, so I comforted them, "Don't worry, McDonald's will have it, and Pizza Hut will have it. I'll give you the whole mobile phone later to relieve the boredom first."

Li Si suddenly pulled me and said, " By the way, a few people came to steal vegetables the day before yesterday. They are very good at it. It looks a little bit."

"Real?" I checked the records. There were really a few people I didn't know who came to steal my food. That's not bad. Write down my QQ number and come back to you to settle accounts.

So I sprayed with Zhang Sanli Si for a while and returned home with the fruit I harvested.

Then I began to deliver the goods, and decided to take Mike with me. After all, it's quite troublesome for me to carry a lot of things. Why don't I have a strong labor? Mike kept nagging behind me: "I want to eat McDonald's, I want to eat KFC, and I want to eat tonic noodles."

I said, "If you still eat, just wait for the rust to become a tin man." Looking up, I arrived at the place. I quickly rang the doorbell and summoned the buyer to come out.

Who knew that after pressing it for a long time, there was no movement. He said that this man was fooling me, so he took out his mobile phone and texted the other party, and then faintly heard the mobile phone ringing in the door, which was not at home.

There seems to be someone in the house. After a period of confusion, my mobile phone was turned off. I don't feel right. Is there something wrong with it? Just as I was about to use an electronic watch to monitor what was wrong, suddenly a hand stretched out from the door and almost touched my head.

Thanks to his practice, an arrow stepped back in a hurry, and then took a breath of cold air. The hand crossed through the door. If I hadn't seen a lot of strange things in the past few days, I would have thought I would have seen a ghost.

It seems that it should not be an ordinary person. Maybe it was an alien invasion. He immediately turned on the electronic watch and let time stand still. The strange hand reached out and stayed in mid-air.

Seeing that there was no threat, I took Mike through the room, but I saw a mess on the ground. Like a thief, a dark shadow suddenly got into the bedroom. I hurriedly chased after him. As soon as I rushed in, there was a yellow light in front of me, and I almost disfigured my face.

I shrank my head to avoid the sneak attack and ordered Mike: "Close the door and bite him." Mike rushed to the shadow with an arrow. As soon as he bit the other party, he was overthrown to the ground by a strange force. I saw the shadow holding a sharp sickle and stepping on the window sill. He turned around and smiled sinisterly: "@#$%&..."

What bird's saying? It's really an alien. Seeing the other party get through the window and escape, I still know that the poor can't chase them, so I don't move and open the electronic watch to monitor the traces left by the other party to identify the origin of this person.

A few minutes later, the data showed: "McGao, a cosmic pirate, wanted criminal, extremely cunning, ferocious, dangerous level three and a half stars."

turned out to be a pirate. No wonder it was so powerful. I looked at the stunned owner and checked them for them. It was fine. I was just hypnotized and fainted. I instructed Mike to restore the room to its original state, and then put the man on the sofa, disguised himself as if he was asleep, quietly He quietly exited the room and rang the doorbell.

The man was awakened by the bell, got up and opened the door and completed the transaction with me. Everything was fine, but I had lingering palpitations. This episode was not easy.

After more than two hours of busy delivering all the goods, I asked Mike to go back first and go to the home appliance store to choose two mobile phones by himself. Otherwise, Zhang Sanli and the two mountain thieves would have to complain to me.

Picking and picking, I'm not a person who loves blood. I bought two domestic machines with complete functions of about 1,000 yuan at will and packed them home. When I was about to go out, I suddenly remembered a question. Where can I give them the power supply on the farm? Isn't this a waste of time?

I was worried when the electronic watch on my wrist suddenly sounded an alarm, saying that it had detected creatures outside the earth. What's wrong with me frowning? Is it haunted in broad daylight?

I was surprised to find that the alien creature was in my handbag, and there were only two mobile phones in it.

I opened my handbag and was about to check when something popped out of it: "Help, run!"

I saw that it was the mobile phone I bought, or a copycat with dual SIM and dual standby. What is this? Voice function? The mobile phone was not polite to me. I jumped to the ground and ran away all the way. I grabbed it and looked up and down.

I couldn't see this monster, but my mobile phone said again: "The pirate is coming. He wants to catch me. Help me quickly."

I saw that he looked in pain and seemed to be pinched by me, so I asked him with no one: "Say, what a pirate, I still want to catch you."

The little guy was forced by me to ask, so he had to tell the truth: "McGao, the great villain of the universe, he wants to auction me."

"Auction?" I said in my heart that it was not a book, and it was the Mai Gao again, "Are you quite valuable?"

This time, the little guy also put on it: "I am the most advanced communication system in the universe, more than ten times more advanced than the iPhone on earth."

"Real?" I pinched his screen as if I pinched his face and asked, "I can save you, but what benefits can you give me?"

"If you respect me, I can consider working with you." The little guy still has a lot of backbone. I said, "What are you doing? Turn around and be my slave."

I have received a warning from the electronic table that the cosmic pirate arrived nearby, and I quickly turned on the armed mode to prepare for the battle.

After a while, a dark shadow fell on the roof of the Carrefour supermarket next door and warned me: "*&%¥..." It was another bird language. After my translation, the general idea was "Little boy of the earth, return my things quickly, or I want you to look good."

Well, you are the old one. The customer who harassed me hasn't settled with you yet.

I carried a rocket bag on my back and rose to the roof, facing the other party: "Come and fight, boy!"