the first house in history

Immediately, Di Qing, who lay on the roof and opened the tiles and peeked at it, then turned his left hand behind him and made a gesture to his father and shouted, "Don't pretend. If you can travel, you will go back early. Do you still have to fool around here?"

As expected, my mother's words were broken by me, and they were all stunned. I took the opportunity to jump over and press He Shen down (the persimmon pinched softly first) and roared, "Do it."

Di Qing and his father cooperated indisantly. One broke into the house, and the rabbit fell, and the remaining five people were knocked down like lightning.

I got up and patted the dust on my body and sighed, "I'm afraid that hooligans can do martial arts. It's not true at all!" Dad kicked my ass: "Son, clean up the battlefield quickly."

The three of us tied the mother's jade ring, Zhang, Lisi and Shen, and let go of the doctor's hands and feet. I suddenly had an idea. What would he think if a little eunuch passed by at this time and witnessed the situation in the room?

It means that Bao Zheng, Pang Taishi and Sima Guang rebelled, but they still feel that the empress dowager and Concubine Pang have been disrespected, or the emperor has drunk too much to enjoy with the ministers. You are the big men of Jinjiang Longkong, and I guess you can't understand.

Without much gossip, several people will be quarantined and interrogated first. Dad is responsible for his mother, Di Qing is responsible for Yuhuan, the doctor is responsible for Zhang San and Li Si, and I am responsible for He Shen and Li Fei.

I first asked Li Fei to verify my guess. Sure enough, the old man hugged and said that he was deceived by a man who looked like a general at night and said that the emperor came to pick her up.

He Shen lowered his head next to him, blushed and didn't dare to say anything. I lay down in his ear and said, "Your Majesty, don't stand in the wrong team at the critical moment. It's better to beat the dragon robe or spank. It's better to think about it."

I saw He Shen nodding vigorously and said that this was a surrender. I was about to arrange how to make his next plan, but the doctor over there quarreled: "Who said that Dr. Ben couldn't do it? Do you want me to show you the electronic watch now?"

I said to myself, don't be fooled by the doctor. The two mountain thieves must coax you. They rushed to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've done it. Go and watch it. I'll leave it to me."

As soon as Zhang San and Li Si saw that the conspiracy had not succeeded, he smiled at me: "Big boss, you are here. We said that we would make amends for you. Why did the lard be confused and became two or five boys?"

I said, "Forget it, putting me on must be better than what you did. To be honest, do you want to go back or continue to stay as generals and eunuchs?"

"Go back, go back!" The two nodded together.

"Then follow me firmly and stop playing tricks, or you will be dealt with at once." I clamped the two people's necks hard until the two mountain thieves were almost out of breath. "Do you understand?"

The two nodded silently and wiped their tears.

OK, both sides will be solved. I will get together with Di Qing. As I expected, the two masterminds are the most difficult to deal with. My father can't convince my mother, and Di Qing can't persuade Yuhuan. The two pairs of mandarin ducks began to quarrel about the separation. I said that if the doctor's electronic watch is repaired a lot, I will replace my memory and everything will be fine. .

I was about to avoid it, but when I came back later, my father and others found out and dragged me to judge. I said, "What are you commenting? It's hard for a clean official to cut off the housework. It's enough for one person to play fifty boards each."

"Who are you hitting?" Everyone's face was full of smiles. I held my head and was about to say that I would hit me. Suddenly, I remembered a stubble. Why did you do so many things? Why didn't you change the civet cat for the prince?

Immediately had an idea and said, "You have to tie the bellman. Of course, whoever is the culprit will be beaten. Go to the emperor."

The four people suddenly glanced and seemed to think that it was a good way to relieve their anger. They agreed: "Good proposal, I'll go now."

I killed the first one back, found He Shente and said to him sinisterly, "Your Majesty, it's your turn to be the protagonist."

He Shen hadn't understood what was going on and had been held by everyone. Zhang San and Li Si closed the door in a good way.

It is said that this night, there was a sound of beating boards in the palace for a long time. Some people said that it was Bao Gong beating dragon robes to get rid of the emperor.

Readers, do you believe it?

After a whole night, all the comrades finally made up. We began to study how to return to the original world. After all, it is not a way to stay here all the time. The relationship is too chaotic.

Dr. returned to the Eight Kings Mansion to concentrate on repairing electronic watches. Zhang San and Lisi were responsible for supervising the work. I let others also settle down and enjoy the happy life of the Song Dynasty for the time being.

I went back to the house. I wanted to be addicted to the master in a few days. As soon as I entered the door, Shi Niang quit with me and took a broom to fight with me: "You son of a bitch, dare to take advantage of me. I have no end with you!"

The other four aunts were dumbfounded and persuaded them to fight: "What's wrong with this Xiaowu? What else can the master take advantage of you, big or small?

Du Shiniang had nowhere to say, and she stamped her feet angrily. I quickly pulled her into the room and said sweet words: "Auntie, don't expose me. I just bit you. Can you bite it back?"

"Bah!" Du Shiniang quenched me, "Is I as shameless as you?"

I went down the slope, and I quickly swore: "I swear to God that if I hadn't been single-mindedly pursuing you, I would let the thunder roll and kill me."

Du Shiniang didn't believe my routine. She held my ear and said, "Just you, don't think about it in your life. I won't give you a chance."

swearing is usually the first step in the play to fall in love. I think Du Shiniang is already interested in me. Just as I was about to answer the door, a family man suddenly announced: "Sir, something big has happened. Lord Bao, please go there."

I said to myself that my eldest brother was looking for something else. It was difficult for the electronic watch to be repaired. I quickly said to Shi Niang, " Stop, this is a business. If you want to settle accounts, you can come back and accompany me at any time." Following the family, I hurried out and said in my heart that I had avoided this disaster.

I met with Di Qing and asked what was going on. Di Qing was not very optimistic and told me, "Brother, we have to find a way. This memorial has just been handed to the emperor. Take a look."

I took the memorial, and I was dizzy at that time. It was all classical Chinese. You didn't squeeze me, so I handed the memorial back: "Brother, tell me the point. I'm not in the mood to read it now."

Di Qing took it and put it aside. After thinking for a long time, he said, "Have you heard of the Wutai poetry case? It was Su Dongpo's imprisonment. It should have been decades later, but I didn't expect that I was sued by the supervisors and the imperial historian two days ago. It happened that I was at He Shen's place at that time, and I was suppressed."

Su Shi? I calculated that there was no less than an emperor. They were all from the same age. I hurriedly asked, "Did they tell my father about this?"

Di Qing shook his head: "My uncle went to collect information first. I went to ask the doctor. He said that this should be a novel plane. Because the last flash point event changed the history of this plane, some people, such as Su Shi, were born early."

I thought about it, and that's not right: "There is no new policy yet. Who does Su Dongpo satirize?"

Di Qing frowned and said speechlessly, "I have to ask your father. He secretly started the reform and took Wang Anshi's job."

I vomited blood when I heard it: "Mr. Wang is alive. I don't hate him to death."

"So, go and clean up the mess." Di Qing handed me another imperial edict, "We have all discussed it, and you have to come forward to solve this matter."

"Why? You look up to me so much." I think there is something in this, and several other people have circled me together.

"Who gave you a bad idea? Yuhuan said it was simply heinous." Di Qing began to drive me away. "Go to business quickly. The big guys are waiting for you to win and go back to your hometown."

I took the imperial edict and rushed all the way to the crow platform. I thought about what would happen when I met Su Dongpo, who was talented and romantic. Do you want to ask him how Dongpo meat is made?

There was a halal. The family informed me that the place had arrived. I got off the sedan chair and saw that the place was really dead and smelled of rotten. I said that I don't know how many officials had folded into the hands of these imperial historians.

Ming Jiading took the imperial edict and went in to report. I walked around the outside first. After a while, the person in charge here came out and politely invited me in and said, "The prisoner has already been waiting for trial, just waiting for the master to come to come to the court."

I even said it was polite and thought that you wouldn't be happy later. I don't know who will judge who today.

When I got to the prison, the main book, imperial history, judge, and all the irrelevant things arrived. They lined up to salute me one by one. I said, do you respect the elderly, or do you want to climb the high branch of the emperor's father-in-law, saying that the iron-mouthed imperial history is just as black as a crow in the world.

I found a seat and sat down. I listened to let them start the scene first and escorted the prisoner up, but I saw Su Shi standing there frankly in prison clothes, with a big belly and bowed to the many imperial historians present carelessly: "I, Su Shi, thank you for taking care of me."

Li Yizhi and Li Ding, the chief judge, slapped the table: "Bold Su Dongpo, you still dare to be presumptuous when the imperial master is present. We are ordered by the emperor to try your crime of slandering the new government of the imperial court, but you still don't come from the truth."

Su Shi smiled and said, "Don't worry. If Su is guilty, it is absolutely unforgivable."

Well, this turning point is very characteristic. I was almost sleepy and suddenly came to my spirits.