Chapter 49 Delusional Reincarion

Chapter 49 Delusional Reincarion

I got up early in the morning and had nothing to do. It was rare for me to give myself a holiday to see if the martial arts version had come out. I came to the newsstand at the gate of the park and took a look. The original seal of the first half of the month was still there. I handed a cigarette to the boss and asked him, "Have you bought a lot of martial arts version recently?"

Because I often come, the boss is also relatively familiar with it. He took over my Hongta Mountain and sniffed it and was reluctant to suck it: "Now how many people are watching martial arts? Middle school students have also changed to fantasy, and even the endless Conan buys it every day."

I know that the boss is not much older than me, and he can talk about it, so he said, "Yes, martial arts has withered long ago. Once upon a time, I also wrote about martial arts, but it's a pity."

"I didn't see it!" The boss gave me a salute and looked at me with a little new eyes. "What's the name? I'll look forward to you on the Internet."

I waved my hand: "Don't mention it, the past is unbearable to look back." It's a little sad to mention the past. I bought a big river newspaper, and I'm ready to go back.

Walking in the park, I feel very boring. Although it's windy and rainy now, look at the electronic watch in my hand. If it's not for this thing, I won't be anything.

When I was about to yell at him, suddenly someone threw a can in front of me and stopped at my feet. As soon as I looked up, I saw a shocked old beggar, squatting on the ground and grinning at me with yellow teeth.

What am I talking about? Do you want to eat? Just as I was about to send away two yuan casually, the old man said to me, "Young man, do you feel that your life is particularly troubled? I see a faint sadness from your eyebrows."

Damn it! What a painful opening. I waved my hand and said, "Brother, if you sell Buddha's Palm, go to Master Xing. He will hold you as a strange flower."

Who knew that the beggar stopped the way but refused to leave: "You are really talented. If you can see the intention so quickly, then I won't talk nonsense. Here are several peerless martial arts books. Buy one and get one free. Do you want to have a look?"

I said that you are still serious. Take a closer look at the blue-skin threaded books. What are the "Dugu Nine Swords", "Jiuyin Zhenjing" and "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon". The most exaggerated thing is that the next big red book is actually the Sunflower Treasure Book. I said, "You're funny. These are all props."

Seeing that I was not moved at all, he was shocked and threw away all the books in his hand: "Your Excellency really have a good vision. In fact, these books are all vulgar martial arts practiced by mortals. If you want to reach the peak, you still need these books."

I didn't expect him to give up and produce a few more books. I saw that they were all gold limited editions. The first one was the 42 Chapters of the Classic. I said, "You're not finished. If you want to sell funny toys, you can go to Taobao."

When the old beggar heard this, he seemed to be thunder, made a stunned expression, and finally tore up the books in his hand: "In fact, these are also second-class treasures that can't be on the table, and the real learning at the bottom of the box belongs to this book."

He took out a thin pamphlet from behind, with four big words: "Delusional reincarnation."

I was shocked at that time. I heard that it was a secret learning of Beidou. Only Kenjiro can do it. I have never heard of the delusional reincarnation. I was about to ask a question, but I heard the old beggar saying, "This treasure book can be called the treasure in the treasure. If you learn from him, you can do everything. No matter what martial arts in the world, you can do it. After learning, it can be regarded as a necessary helper at home.

"Go!" After listening to the last sentence, I almost kicked the old man away. You are here to be happy.

I ignored him and went straight back to the manager's room. My heart said that I was so scared. At night, I had to rinse my mouth with shark fins to suppress the shock. I was about to lie on the sofa and squint for a while. Suddenly, I felt that the cold wind in the room was blowing, and somehow I was restless.

It's so strange. What's wrong today? After meeting the old man, I felt something was wrong. I couldn't sleep on the sofa. I was about to cross into that world casually and risk the time. I haven't set up the electronic watch yet. The damn instrument suddenly exploded. I quickly took off my strap, threw it on the ground, and used it hard. Stepping on it, my heart said that this is an inferior product, it's a copycat by the doctor.

called the doctor and talked about the electronic watch. The doctor told me helplessly that it was estimated that the last repair had reached its limit, so I had to wait a few days to build another one. I had no choice but to lie back on the sofa and continue to sleep, but somehow the sloppy old man and the airy "Delusion" always appeared in my mind. Reincarnation, I said to myself whether I had been tricked or not. I was puzzled and finally fell asleep in a daze, and then suddenly came to a strange world between half a dream and half awake.

First of all, I saw the subtitles. Why do you see the subtitles? It's so strange!)

"There is a unique learning passed down from generation to generation, after thousands of years, a single transmission..."

Wait, stop! Why is this sound so familiar? I was about to ask when I suddenly saw a vast earth in front of me. Two muscular men stood opposite each other on the peak, as if they had just experienced a big war.

The two bodies are obviously blood-stained, but there is no fighting spirit for each other. Each of them is trying to move their feet, peeping at each other's virtual reality, and then suddenly fighting with each other's fists and feet.

Although it is easy to do nothing, it shakes, which can be called the collapse of the world (reader: You brag and can't pay taxes!), even I'm confused. Who is with whom? Huang Yaoshi fights Hong Qigong, or the duel magician Pang Ban?

Suddenly, the voice appeared in my ear again, as if only I could hear it: "What you see is the war between each generation of heirs. It has always been cruel and bloody, and the losers are never spared..."

"Are you dead?" I frowned and asked, what kind of setting is this?

Who knew that the voice replied, "That's not enough. They have all changed their majors."

I was speechless and said angrily, "Let's get to the point."

Then the picture in front of me was like fast-forward. The fight between the two accelerated, and then the characters changed one after another, which dazzled me. I never thought what it would be like if Hong Kong-made martial arts films also moved in so fast-forward. Poor me, my 25 watt panda eyes!

When I was dazzled, the picture suddenly stood still and then became two strange men. They were not in a hurry to move their fists and feet, but silently complained...

Yes, I saw that the word complaint was typed on the subtitles (why is there subtitles? The author is still still very entangled!). One man kept cheering, and the other kept teasing, but there was no audience next to it. He built a teahouse on the bare mountain. I said that these two people talked about crosstalk.

The voice said helplessly, "When it came to the thirty-seventh generation of descendants, the situation suddenly changed. Unfortunately, the two heirs were both Jianghu artists. They had a completely different understanding of martial arts and completely overthrew the fate and purpose of the descendants of this family, so a A new name was born. "Delusion Reincarnation" is the legacy you are destined to inherit, and its original name is Beidou..."

When I heard it, I couldn't help stretching out my hands and raising my middle finger: "Old man, don't stain the classics in my mind. I will run away."

"Cough, that's superfluous." The voice changed his words and said, "After the improvement of this generation of descendants, a new sect was born. It is a legendary delusional door that is called invincible by people in the world. The delusional door has gone through 15 generations of inheritance. After the baptism of blood, great things happened with the previous generation of heirs. His appointed heir is actually five years apart. The traveler ten years later is you.

The picture in front of me changed again, and I saw a familiar figure, a child.

This is not a picture of me when I was a child. When I saw it, it was all the absurd things I used to. For example, when I was scolded by the teacher, I went out with my parents to sneak away and scared my parents, prank on the school beauty's braids with my classmates, and the intern teacher who was more than ten years older than me was teased by the whole school and graduated. After that, I went brainlessly to start a business and sell some new animation industry, and then I went to sell radiators when I lost my job...

This scene is all about my hot-blooded youth. I almost shed tears. I said, "Old man, where are you burying people?"

"No! These all show your unique characteristics, because you are the descendant of the reincarnation of the delusional family!" The voice said firmly, "I know who he is, old beggar, come out quickly!"

The old beggar's face finally appeared in front of me again, but this time he changed into a Tang suit and was not so sloppy.

I asked, "Old man, what the hell are you doing? Do you want to accept me as an apprentice and give me a red envelope first."

"You boy are too disrespectful of the teacher. You have to kneel down and kowtow a cup of tea for me first." The old man actually changed a chair and came out. He really sat there.

I kicked the chair away: "Who has the time to kowtow to you? Let's get to the point."

The old man smiled, and suddenly the figure disappeared in a flash (don't blame me for writing martial arts novels like this). I was reading around, and suddenly my back sank and was pressed to the ground by something.

"My God, old man, how heavy you are. It's time to lose weight!" I couldn't help spitting out the old man's complaints.

"Dear disciple, you don't understand this. This is called a thousand pounds, which is a way to borrow power. You should know that gravity acceleration is very powerful after learning physics."

The old man's physics is quite good and knows how to keep pace with the times, but I'm about to be crushed to death below. I'm not good and said angrily, "Master, just let go of Wukong. I'll pick peaches for you later."

"Good boy!" The old man actually regarded me as a child, touched my head, and suddenly pressed it down more forcefully. At that time, I could understand the artistic conception of the word Taishan pressure. I directly fell into the ground and ate a mouthful of mud and couldn't even speak.

I said in my heart, why is this? I'm not a vegetarian. The small universe immediately broke out, and I only felt that the muscles all over my body were exploding, and my clothes were about to burst. I don't know where the strength came from. Suddenly, I picked up the old man on my back and threw it to the earth. That end.

I thought that when I broke out, the old man would have to go directly to the moon without changing Halley's Comet. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, he jumped in front of me again and suddenly stretched out two fingers and inserted them into my eyes.

I said something about it. Fortunately, I used to do it when I was a child, and immediately took a big step back and dodged, but the old man's body was faster, like floating on the water after practicing light skills, jumping around in front of my eyes. I said, "You Japanese ninja, jumping around like a monkey."

I hate that the electronic watch is broken, otherwise I will become a shadow split and beat him as an old man.

When I was angry, a figure suddenly jumped out of my mind. Bruce Lee's upper body, jumping easily, the symbolic boxing started with a hand, and his whole body suddenly vibrated. I unconsciously slanted my left leg forward, turned my body slightly, facing the old man in front of me, and his hands seemed to be intentionally or unintentionally placed in front of him, suddenly However, he hit the punch quickly.

At that moment, Brother Long actually possessed me. Wing Chunquan had no teacher to communicate with the old man and played very smoothly. I gradually got started, and suddenly used the life-threatening Li three-legged kicks in the air, and almost kicked the old man away.

The old man rolled after landing, stood up and patted his clothes. Unexpectedly, he smiled: "Have you seen the young man, the power of your own fantasy."

"The power of fantasy?" I didn't expect that Yi** could be so powerful. "Then can't I do whatever I want from now on?"

"Of course it's impossible!" The old man broke my fantasy, "You still have to carry out your mission, save this dying end of the world, and play the legendary savior."

The legend of the savior at the end of the century!? I almost kicked the old man away, but the old man added, "And if you do something bad, the magic power will leave you."

You are so good at X skills. I spread out my hands and said, "Isn't it that you can't pick up your sister, you can't earn extra money, eat, drink and gamble? What's the point of life? I give up!"

I turned my back and was about to leave, but the old man reluctantly asked, "You just retreated like this. I finally found you. Let's discuss it again. As the hero of YY novels, don't you think you should get an infinite upgrade secret or something?"

I clasped my nose, expressing infinite contempt: "The author told me that this article does not engage in brain-damaged upgrades. You should dominate the world by yourself." Unexpectedly, before he took a few steps, he suddenly felt that his thighs were hugged. He looked down and said, "Hey, old man, you don't want to face too much. Can I be soft-hearted if you hold my thigh?" I raised my foot and threw him out and asked you to fool me!

Unfortunately, the old man insisted that he didn't shake off like a dog skin plaster. I slowly walked more than a dozen steps like dragging an oil bottle. I was really speechless. I raised my hand and said, "I'm convinced. Do you have any bugs in this secret book?"

He said that even if you want to be a world policeman, you can't help but get any benefits. After taking over the old man, he gave me an unexpected surprise. He held up two books and handed them to me, "Half sold and half sent, and then a copy of "Evil Avoidance" is attached. With it, you will escape the disaster."

I took these two books and said to myself that you are still selling books, but what's wrong with the disaster? Isn't this book a fairy?

When the old man saw that I was confused, he explained: "This old man took 20 years to sum up the experience. For example, you can't use magic skills to accumulate wealth, but you can donate the won money to others in a certain name and then accept the favor of the other party..."

Isn't that the same as a gambler? Who should I ask for? Opening the book and looking at it, there are really a lot of crooked ideas, ranging from how to accumulate wealth at ordinary times, to how to seduce good women, and even how to fight for power and profit in the officialdom. This is simply a thick black study. I said, "Old man, you just bought it from the bookstore."

The old man turned over and was kicked into the world by him. When he got up, he found that he was between the poor mountains and rivers. He only heard the old man say, "Hang your imagination and improve your realm. I will transmit the first artistic conception to your mind. First of all, you have to refine your bones and strong muscles."

After the voice fell, countless Taoist figures appeared in my mind, posing various postures, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, and regulating the meridians. I began to swim in place along the initial body method, slowly began to gather a trace of fresh qi in my body.

The feeling of opening up the second vein of Ren Du is probably the same. I was waiting to wave my fist to experiment with the results. The environment I was in suddenly changed, and countless tigers and beasts emerged, approaching me hostilely.

What did I say about this? Let's start practicing? Sure enough, the old man's voice said in his ear, "It's time to show your own achievements. Only by breaking through this realm can you leave the world."

"Are you a Taoist priest? Did you give me a gi job?" I asked, and my hands kept arching left and right. First, I made a Taijiquan, made progress and beat it, and knocked off a white-haired tiger in front of me. "What's the name of this first realm? I haven't told me yet!"

Then I heard a very speechless name: "The realm of greedy wolves."

In the black line and incoherent, do I say that there is such a nonsensical name in my heart? At least you are also called a powerful name such as magic power, bone refining, and entering the body. Be careful to say it on the street!

While complaining, I fought with all my strength against these beasts. I gradually verified all the mental methods I had just learned. For a moment, my combat power was fully opened, and the more excited I was in the Vietnam War. What kind of Lushan Shenglong Ba, Tianma Meteor Fist, such as cutting in the wind and defeating the dragon's eighteen palms. In the past, I could only fantasize about it when I dreamed, and played a Pleasant.

When the last beast in front of me fell under my Beidou split fist, I said silently, "You are already a dead beast!"

The poor mountains and rivers around gradually receded, and all the illusory scenes had disappeared. Only the thief old man standing in front of me. I pinched my fist and said, "Can I become a teacher?"

"Today's training is very satisfactory. Next, I will teach you the third realm one after another." The old man said with satisfaction, "But before that, apprentice, you have to find me a place to live and manage food and drink."

"You old liar!" I went up and clamped his head and tortured him. "Come and eat and drink. Where are the secrets? Hand it over quickly and get out."

"Bad apprentice, you don't respect the teacher anymore." The old man's body suddenly flashed, and there was only a branch left in my arms. You can also do shadow splitting skills.

went to see the old man and hid far away and said, "I know why you have been so smooth recently. Everything is arranged by your master. You will encounter so many good things without me. If you don't want to run away with good luck, you will eat and serve me in the future."

"Well, come here and I'll take you back to the hotel." I waved to him pleasantly. The old man was not fooled and couldn't die: "I want to lie to your master, apprentice, you are not good."

In the stalemate, the old man suddenly said, "Apprentice, practice well with your master. There will be your benefits in the future. Do you still want to continue to travel? After practicing a few realms, you can travel by yourself and travel unimpeded in various worlds, just like Master and me."

"What's the realm of that? You can also talk about it."

"The first one is called the greedy wolf, and the last three are the broken army, the seven evils, and the bastard."

I shook my head vigorously: "I don't practice, especially the last thing I said."

"This king is not the king, which refers to the spirit of the king, commonly known as the spirit of the king." The old man shook his head and explained to me. I was speechless that you can brush me, casually call me a peak, or if you can't do magic power, you have to take a 2B name that makes people happy.

However, learning this set of arcan meanings is really useful. At least there is no need to rely on the doctor's high technology in the future. It is said that the electronic watch has shouted more than 100,000 words, which is quite suspected of cheating the number of words, or this name of the meaning has momentum.

I said, "Old man, go back. It's time for dinner. Do you drool today's sweet and sour carp?"

The old man shook his head and said with his hands behind his back, "You are the wrong apprentice. Tonight is the braised lion's head. Master, I have predicted it for a long time."

"Really?" I said that I ordered the recipe. Why didn't anyone inform me? The two immediately bet that they went back to the hotel. Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived at the kitchen, they were losing their temper. They said that today's fish was not good and could not make a top taste, so they should change to other dishes. He has figured out what to cook it. You all know.

I turned around and said to the old man, "Master, my disciple is convinced!"

"Let's take it!" The old man shook his head and went to find a room to sleep. He said, "Remember the name of the teacher, my name is Bai Mei!"

White eyebrows? The one burning Shaolin Temple, the old man, your eyebrows are not white, and I feel that my heart trembles inexplicably, don't lead the wolf into the room.

I rolled my eyelids and suddenly gave me a kick: "Don't talk to me when you pick up the book, start training!"