Chapter 53 Joe's Joe

In the middle of the night, I was tossed around and rubbed my eyes to see that it was Zhang San. I asked, "What's the matter? Is the hotel on fire?"

"No!" Zhang Sante said frankly, "It's more powerful than fire. Pang Tong hooked up two female netizens and will meet tomorrow."

"Female netizen? Or two?" I said to myself, how did I encounter this good thing? I got up quickly, "Isn't it twins?"

Zhang San scratched his head. I guess he didn't want to hit me. He said as gently as possible, "It's true!"

My expression at that time was more than *. I ran to Pang Tong's room to see Halley's Comet without wearing shoes.

I pulled Pang Tong and asked him, "What's going on? I heard that there is something wrong with your lifestyle?

Di Qing sat next to him for a long time. When he saw me, he interrupted and said, "If you had known you were going to say so, you should guide him quickly. You are going to see a female netizen tomorrow."

Pang Tong shook his head and nodded again, but he was embarrassed.

I sat down next to Di Qing and said, "Good thing, I'll give you a whole Hanfu and retro."

"That's not true. You want to scare the little girl away!" Yuhuan passed by the door and said for a long time, "We have to keep up with the trend of the times. We can't be too outdated. I'll go back to the house later to get you some clothing magazines for your reference."

Magazine? A mole is a mole, why is it still a mole? Pang Tong was a little unhappy, and then we noticed that he seemed to have a few moles. "I actually met an old acquaintance, the big Qiao and Xiao Qiao of the Dongwu family."

"Big Joe?" I said, "It's an Internet name, isn't it true?"

"But my net name is Pang Tong?" This smart Mr. Feng Zhuo is also stupid. I said in my heart, who knows that you will use your real name, and is it really the Pang Tong who has traveled to now?

This matter is not easy to explain, but Di Qing and others have experience. I just want other comrades to enlighten him. Unexpectedly, Di Qing and others made bad things, but encouraged Pang Tong: "Who said it? We all use our real names. Maybe it's just to try. When is the appointment tomorrow?"

"Nine o'clock, Forest Park!"

"Good!" Di Qing and the others acted separately and began to prepare for Pang Tong. I was supposed to persuade him again, but I was pulled out.

I said, "You are so bad that you sincerely make a fool of others." Unexpectedly, each face is very sinister. Looking at the expression, there is only one sentence. We just want to be a matchmaker.

Cut! I don't have the same experience as these ordinary people. I went back to my house and started to hack Pang Tong's computer. Half an hour later, I got Pang Tong's online chat record.

First of all, when Pang Tong was playing the game, a MM greeted him: "Hello, you are playing very well. Let's make a friend."

Pang Tong was sultry and didn't return to him.

After a while, the MM asked again, "Why don't you talk? Do you think I'm annoying? We are teammates!"

Pang Tong finally reacted this time and sent a big smiling face to others (do you learn quickly? You will send emojis).

The MM asked again, "Do you only send emojis, or are you too lazy to type?"

Pang Tong stopped talking again. He thought it was okay, but after a long time, the player who came to another room sent a private chat to Pang Tong: "Why do you bully my sister?"

This time, Pang Tong was anxious and sent a lot of words, but the classmate was not very good at typing. He wrote a series of typos: "Every (no), who is (you) MM? The grip (I) is not small (I know), and the grip (I) is not very good at typing (words), which is not good (meaning). "

They actually understood and said, "It's the teammate who just asked you!" She just wants to praise you. If she can't type, let's video chat!" I almost sprayed blood when I saw this. It's too tough!)

Comrade Pang Tong still doesn't know where the camera is, and replied helplessly: "It's not a good idea (meaning), no!"

Suddenly, the other sister interrupted: "Your name is Pang Tong. Are you really Pang Tong?"

Pang Tong replied briefly, "Yes!" I also used an online language.

Half a day later, the other party returned a few words: "We are Big Joe and Little Joe. Are you really a gentleman? Can we meet tomorrow?"

It was probably at this time that Pang Tong was anxious. He didn't expect to meet an old friend and hurriedly picked up the camera. Unfortunately, his revolution did not succeed, otherwise I could directly see the true face of the two beauties of the Three Kingdoms. Later, the three agreed to meet the next day.

In this case, I really have to see it and help Pang unify by the way.

Early the next morning, I got up and was going to drive my electric car to take Pang Tong. Unexpectedly, Di Qingyuhuan and they were all going. I said it wouldn't be possible to call like this. Let's just call a van, call Ma Cheng, and say that I want to use the car. Last time, this boy took a big advantage of gambling stones, so he gave it. I arranged an extended Lincoln, and I said you were too polite. Don't you disturb the people, but I still laughed at it. Why not be so popular?

So he took a group of ancient people, left the hotel in groups, got out of the park, got on the bus, and went straight to the forest park. Halfway, everyone began to talk about what kind of sisters they would see later. Zhang San was relatively immoral, saying that the possibility of dinosaurs was 78 percent, as said on the Internet.

Mozi expressed denial, and it's hard to say about the probability. According to the psychological level, it's either 0 or 100% (you always gossip like this).

The comrades patted their thighs as if they understood and said, "Didn't they say it's big and small Qiao, it must be a beautiful woman."

He Shen smiled and said, "What if it's for nothing?"

"Even if it's true, it's not necessarily a beautiful woman. It's likely to be worn by soul." Du Shiniang actually interrupted. In this, she and Xiao Wan were the only one who wore the soul. Xiao Wan was more reserved and did not speak.

Yuhuan suddenly said in shock, "Oh, I was busy all night yesterday and forgot to match his clothes. Go to the specialty store quickly."

"Is it too late at this time?" Everyone asked questions together.

I said, "It doesn't matter. How about Yuhuan and brother get off the bus first and meet us after buying it in the specialty store." I gave two people a * and told them to brush it casually. If there is anything I want to buy for Sister Yuhuan, you are welcome.

Shi Niang pouted and actually got out of the car: "I want it too. How can shopping without me?"

I said, "Go ahead. Who else wants to go? You're welcome."

Xiaowan raised her hand and said, "Can I go to the supermarket and prepare some snacks for everyone at noon?"

This proposal is good. I asked Li Si to follow Xiaowan. When these people got out of the car, I was suddenly confused. Are we going to have a picnic or helping Comrade Pang Tong go on a blind date?

Finally arrived at the place, Comrade Pang Tong was also nervous and said what to do later. I said that you really think you are on a blind date. In case you confirm that it is Joe, it is a wife or a former mistress. Should you be more reserved?

At this time, Mr. Mozi interrupted again and said, "Su Tian, this is what you don't understand. It's not easy for people like me to meet a dynasty, especially acquaintances. I can understand Pang Tong's mood. You can see Lu Ban and I will know."

Luban was still measuring the structure of the extended Lincoln, and ignored him and just said, "You are poor."

Zhang San volunteered to buy a few bottles of water. I gave him a hundred-yuan banknote, saying that he would buy iced black tea to relieve the summer heat, and then called Di Qing and the others to see where they were. Unexpectedly, the eldest brother actually told me that he was lost.

My God, at least you are also a tactician. How can you get lost? Then explain that it was not him who got lost, but Shi Niang who pulled the jade ring to take the bumper car, and then it was gone.

Dare they arrived early and were still in the mood to take the bumper car. I called up all the comrades to find Yuhuan and my ten mothers together.

Comrade Pang Tong sat in the car and was boring. He also got out of the car to help look for it. We dispersed and agreed to call me when we found someone. Now these comrades are all hands and blueberries.

I went to meet Di Qing first, thinking about finding the jade rings first. Unexpectedly, I was suddenly accosted halfway. A fashionable little MM bit the ice and asked me, "Handsome man, do you know where the playground in the park is?"

At that time, my heart moved. I was not in a hurry to reply and looked at the other party first. I was very slim and had a unique temperament. I wore big sunglasses on my face, which looked very kawaii. Could this be one of the big and small Joes? The place where they had agreed to meet was the playground, so I scratched my head and said, "You said playground, It's not easy to find from here. If you don't mind, I'll act as a flower protector and take you there, okay?"

"Real, you are so kind?" Bingling MM took off her glasses and looked at me with a smile, "Isn't it because I'm small? Is it easy to cheat?"

"Of course not!" I waved my hand and said calmly, "Actually, I'm also waiting for my friend. I'm just going there, which can be regarded as the same way."

"All right! Please lead the way." She put on her glasses again and licked the ice cream to get ready to follow me.

I walked forward as a gentleman, and at the same time used my magic skills to try to eavesdrop on the other party's heart. Soon I heard the other party thinking, why does this person look like a gray wolf? My speechless brilliant, you are really naive and cute. Do I look like it? Do I look like it? (Author: It's very similar)?

As I was walking forward, I suddenly met Di Qing. Just as I was about to say hello to me, I stopped when I saw a girl behind me, and then pretended to ask the way to get close to me: "Man, do you know where the WC is?"

I said in my heart that you really know how to see the rudder, so I said, "There is one in front of us. We're just going. Let's go together." Then, Di Qing also joined our team. He looked at the MM behind me and pretended to praise and said, "Your girlfriend? It's very beautiful!"

I said in my heart that you were too hurt, which made Shi Niang hear that I would not destroy. Before answering, Bingling MM said by herself, "Of course, haven't you seen us in couple's clothes?" This sentence surprised Di Qing. Even I, who had never looked back, couldn't help looking at this amazing MM like a monster. I took a closer look at the clothes we were wearing. They were all light pink T-shirts with blue suit trousers and white sneakers. I said to myself that you deliberately framed me. I obviously wore it just now. Why did you take off your waistcoat?

Unexpectedly, the other party also stretched out his hand to introduce himself to Di Qing: "I'm Xiao Qiao, the little Qiao in the Three Kingdoms."

Di Qing looked at me with a deep meaning and smiled without saying anything. I thought to myself, who did I provoke?