Chapter 55 Don't you taste it? Don't disturb!

Chapter 55 Do you have to taste it? Don't disturb!

(Note: This story is purely fictional and has nothing to do with real characters)

In view of the high enthusiasm of comrades to go on blind dates, I decided to take risks. Anyway, I am idle. I have always been afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and I should do more evil (what logic is this?).

If you want to participate in the program, you have to find a way to sign up and be selected. The identities of several comrades are not easy to deal with, so I have to discuss with the doctor. The doctor said for a long time that I will not do anything illegal and disorder.

I went there. Won't go wrong with that database or something? You can't operate it casually. Under my inspiration, the doctor fabricated several identities for several comrades.

Then I reported my name in various ways, transmitted everyone's data to Lily Network, Zhenai Network and the official website, and ranked Yuhuan, Shi Niang and Xiaowan among the 24 female guests.

A few days later, the TV station came to shoot VCR. It was quite surprised that you all stayed in the same hotel, so we didn't have to run back and forth.

I immediately arranged several rooms for shooting. Everyone played the roles of guests and guests and friends, each showing their abilities. I almost predicted how hilarious it would be when the broadcast was broadcast.

So, next weekend, we went to the TV station.

Target, see Big Joe.

We broke up in advance and saw Yuhuan Shiniang Xiaowan and others play. Di Qing and Zhang Sanli Si and others also cheered for each other. They said that we have to make a round today, and we can't miss any of them.

At the front desk, 24 female guests appeared. Teacher Meng was making an opening remarks. We saw on TV that in addition to Yuhuan Shi Niang Xiaowan, Big Qiao and Xiao Qiao were also present.

First of all, Zhang San and Li Si (why two people, why two people, the author is a little crazy), and the two mountain thieves waved goodbye to us gracefully, and then resolutely jumped into the elevator (why did you jump?).

Then we saw two people appear in the slowly descending elevator on TV, which caused a burst of laughter and sensation in the audience. These two actually made a combination of the Saiyans in Dragon Ball, which was shocking!

Mr. Meng ironicly invited the two to Taichung: "Let me introduce myself first. Everyone must be surprised why there are two male guests number one? Are they contite people?"

Zhang San grabbed the microphone and said first, "We are a combination, a mountain thief combination. The two of us are one and two are combined into one, so we have always been made together."

"Good!" Mr. Meng still suppressed his smile and said, "Welcome to this brother group, Zhangshan and Lisi. You two don't want to marry a daughter-in-law, do you? Suddenly, they buried the two people and said, "That's illegal. I think you look like ethnic minorities."

Mr. Le couldn't help interrupting, "You see, you seem uneducated again. If they are really ethnic minorities, they don't have to marry one. Can they marry twins? There are now a pair of female guests on our court who are twins, and they have been there before."

At this time, the camera moved to Big Joe and Xiao Qiao. They smiled unconsciously. Xiao Qiao took the initiative to ask, "Excuse me, two male guests, are you really here for me and my sister?"

Zhang San blushed, and Li Si grabbed the microphone and said, "We are not, *some people are."

"What do you mean?" Zhang San kicked him, and Mr. Meng stared at him: "This is not very good. Our program has a high audience rating. If it is released, it will teach bad children."

"Come on, please ask two male guests to choose a girl." After Mr. Meng asked the two to take good care of it, he handed over the number selector and said, "You won't also choose one person, will you?"

The funniest thing happened. At first, the two looked at it, but there was a dispute when they chose it. Zhang Sanlao looked to the left, and Li Si kept looking to the right. Obviously, the two chose not one person, and they actually fought: "That's not good. Choose this?" Why do I listen to you? I'm the eldest brother.

In the end, the two pressed wildly, and Mr. Meng laughed and said, "Without this good number, you have to choose the one within the 24th. It's so funny that I've never met such a thing since the beginning of the broadcast."

This time, the two were in trouble. They simply guessed their fists. Zhang San was unhappy to lose and insisted on winning three sets and two games. Mr. Meng touched a cold sweat and said to the audience, "This is probably the longest time-consuming part of ours."

Finally, the two chose it and handed it back to Mr. Meng. Mr. Meng looked at it and was a little surprised: "Well, this is very unexpected!"

"Next, please choose 24 for the female guests."

The first impression of love was that only the sound of extinguishing the lights at the scene came one after another, and there were only nine lights left after the end.

Brother Zhang squatted on the ground at that time: "I'm not so bullying. Don't you just look like a farmer?"

Mr. Meng quickly mixed him up: "Don't, oh, it's nothing. There are many lights on this program at the beginning, which is inversely proportional to whether you can take away a female guest in the end."

Li Si was still giggling beside him: "I told you not to choose that. Have you suffered retribution?"

Mr. Meng just pulled Zhang San up and was angry when he heard this: "Are you brothers?"

Mr. Le suddenly interrupted and said, "I just want to ask, what is your group performing and talking about crosstalk?"

"Rob..." Li Si blurted out, and Zhang San quickly blocked his mouth and said, "It's soy sauce." There was another burst of laughter at the scene.

"Okay, No. 6 raised your hand. Why did you turn off the light?" Teacher Meng began to ask the female guests on the stage.

No.6 replied, "I just think they are strange. They don't come on a blind date, but more like they come to the show."

No.14 also raised her hand and asked, "Two male guests, do you have the confidence to come here today to take away a female guest?"

Zhang San asked without hesitation: "Of course, we are confident that we can take people away at any time. Is this our profession?"

"job... career?" Mr. Meng was a little dumbfounded, "What kind of occupation do you have? Take people away if you have nothing to do?"

Li Sigang wanted to answer, but Zhang San learned smartly this time: "You will know by watching our short films. It's all in it."

"Well, let's watch the short film." Mr. Meng turned to the big screen and wiped his sweat. "These two people are so funny."

The video began to play, and two guys dressed in ancient costumes suddenly jumped out on a bare hill, holding fake knives and fake guns. It was Zhang San and Lisi.

Zhang San first came to the opening of the special coach and roared, "This mountain is opened by the master, and this tree is planted by the master. If you want to live from now on, leave it to buy vegetables!"

"Hama, everyone, I'm Zhang Shan, and he is Li Si. The two of us came from a distant ancient times and were two mountain thieves before our lives.

"It's not easy to live as a mountain thief. The income is unstable and there is no fixed place to live." Li Si jumped out and followed the introduction, "The two of us are like anonymous snails, sticking to our own route."

"But life will always have a turning point," Zhang San said, "When we come to this world, when we come into contact with everything in this world, we have new goals."

"Now, the two of us are acting as extras on a crew."

The film is over here. I added the last sentence for them, otherwise they will really be regarded as psychopaths.

As soon as the film was finished, there was another burst of laughter at the scene, and then when the lights were extinguished one after another, there were only four people left: Shi Niang, Xiaowan and Da Qiao Xiaoqiao.

Xiao Qiao raised his hand and asked, "I want to ask the two male guests, are you really extras?"

Li Si remembered what I told him before I left and nodded and said, "Yes, we are definitely extras. We are also here today."

Xiao Qiao smiled and said, "I want to say that I have also been an extra before. How hard it is to be a record. I know that in fact, whether it is a white-collar worker or a successful person, it is the same. There is no one who is noble and who is not noble."

At this time, No. 13 who turned off the lights suddenly became excited and retorted, "So you mean that we who extinguish the lights think we are noble?"

Before Xiao Qiao was in a hurry to reply, her sister Big Qiao replied slowly, "Don't you think you are noble? No one says that you are not noble if you turn off the lights? Why do you label yourself?"

On the 13th, he was about to start a verbal battle. Li Si suddenly interrupted: "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, why don't you go home with me to make pancakes for you."

With one sentence, No. 13 blushed and stopped talking directly.

" pancake?" Teacher Meng laughed and asked him, "Do you like making pancakes?"

Li Si said innocently, "I can make pancakes."

The scene was hilarious, and Shi Niang suddenly interrupted and said, "I just want to support you, the uncle who dares to work hard."

In the next second paragraph of VCR, put the ideal girl of the two people. This time, the two actually began to show photos. One showed endless photos of Weng Meiling's ancient costume, saying that his favorite was Huang Rong, and the other showed Chen Yulian's photos, saying that he was the little dragon girl.

At the end of the film, Mr. Meng was the first to ask, "You two are martial arts fans, right? Why do you like all the characters in martial arts novels?"

Zhang San said innocently, "We are ancient people."

This answer is so nonsensical that Mr. Meng had to ignore it and ask Xiao Qiao, who turned off the light, "Aren't you very active just now? Why did you turn off the light again?"

"Yes, I want to support them, but I don't think I'm the two ideal women. Let's give them the task of supporting them to others." As soon as she finished speaking, the other three lights went out for the same reason.

Mr. Meng looked at the two helplessly: "It's a pity that according to the rules, you can only end up."

Zhang San held up the microphone reluctantly and said, "Can I make a request, that is, after playing the last film, that film is so funny."

"You want to finish the last film for fun. We really can't agree to this because of the rules."

Li Si asked again, "I also have a request. Can it be met? I just want to say a few words to the female guests."

"This is okay, you can say it." Mr. Meng agreed.

"Yuhuan, Brother Di misses you!"

"Shi Niang, Su Tian said that you wouldn't marry!"

After Li Si roared two times, he came to an end, leaving Zhang San to continue to be there: "I just want to finish the last paragraph for a few minutes." Mr. Meng said that there was no precedent and persisted for a long time. Finally, he was asked to step down.

After sending these two people down, Mr. Meng's expression on his face was very complicated. He couldn't help saying, "Just now, these two people are really interesting. I have never seen them before."

Mr. Huang, who has never spoken, said at this time, "In fact, there was a special feeling just now that these two people are very good at entertaining themselves. They are very entertaining, but I really suspect that they are not here for a blind date, purely to send a message. You see, the eldest brother shouted before he left. He shouted to the male guests behind. "

"Well, we have invited the next male guest."

Then it's time to play.