Chapter 10 Uncle Tongtian

I'm really unlucky. In fact, I just want to pick up a puppy, but I didn't think about it, but I picked up Uncle Tongtian.

This old man is lustful, shameless and very sloppy.

If you have nothing to do, just grab my lollipops and flirt with Ah Hua next door.

I said you can't do it well. They are still going to be childhood sweethearts. You will be all ruined when you become an adult wife.

Speaking of this man, it's really hateful. That day, I just walked around the garden and saw him lying under the corner of the wall for his buttocks to drill into the dog hole.

I am a 25-year-old young man who is ignorant and wants to be fresh. I shouted behind him not to move. Before the police were inspected, the old man turned back to give me a mysterious smile and said with a big beard and said, "There is a fairy, take off your clothes. Do you want to see it together?"

Damn, I had a strong thirst for physiology and hygiene at that time, and I was easily succeeded by his old man**.

Squeezing out of the palm-sized hole and looking in, there was indeed a scene similar to the 18-ban. The white meat was really spectacular, but there was a lot of fog around it. It seemed to be in the bathhouse, which made me scratch my boots very apart.

Have you built a bathhouse in the park recently? Why don't I know?

I patted him at that time and asked him where was behind the wall.

The old man actually told me that this is Guanghan Palace, which is full of fairy sisters.

Come on, I don't believe it at all, but I'm not going to leave immediately. I'm going to watch it for two more hours.

I don't want the fairy sisters on the other side of the wall to find this rompous hole and scream. I was resisted by the old man's shoulder and fled.

This old man is really a monster. He runs faster than Liu Xiang. The trees on the roadside are flying behind his head. I said, old man, put me down quickly.

The old man put me down in an empty place and turned his head and began to blackmail me: "Young man, you have ruined my good deeds. What do you think you should do?"

I looked at him at that time and said, "You are also 40 or 50 years old. Why are you ashamed? I am an ignorant young man, and you still have to be serious with me. Be careful that I accuse you of molestling women. Which village are you from? Do you have a temporary residence permit?

"Temporary residence permit? What's the use of that thing? Even if it's an American green card, I can change it at will.

The old man was very disdainful and began to brag. I said just brag. You think you are a fairy.

"Bingo!" The old man snapped his finger and said, "I'm still a fairy. Believe it, can I turn the ten yuan in your pocket into 100 yuan?"

The old man's words scared me a little. I subconsciously touched my pocket, and there were ten yuan for my meal today, and I took it out and saw that it had miraculously turned red 100.

I said with certainty, "Are you from the circus?"

The old man got angry and kicked me, and then I went to heaven.

The first time I was so close to the sky, there were clouds beside me, and birds crawled under me like ants.

Did I hit a ghost?

The old man began to blow the wind behind me: "If you believe me, I will let you down, on the premise that you let me go to your house to eat."

I said it's okay. Tell me who you are first.

"Me?" The old man brought me back to the ground and began to boast, "I am the most powerful and worshiped ancestor in the world, and even the children love the master of Tongtian."

After listening to it, I almost spit out the overnight meal: "You are the boss of Biyou Palace who fought against Jiang Ziya 3,000 years ago. You disappeared after you became a god. Why did you appear again? Is it possible to settle the old accounts and go against it?"

"That's a long story. Let's find a place to eat and chat." Speaking of on time, Shi Tongtian began to take the opportunity to eat.

I have no choice but to take this dead old man to eat crazy chicken wings. By the way, this old man is really good at eating. While nibbling, he also learns Zhou Xingxing to sing "I love braised chicken wings the most..." I looked at him and said in my heart why he would not choke you to death.

After listening to him fool for a long time, I finally understood that the old man was unwilling to be lonely in the fairyland. He sneaked out of the place where he was imprisoned and came to enjoy the world of flowers on earth.

So the idea of the crooked sect and evil way is different from that of the righteous people. Look, the Jade Emperor Buddha and others are serious enough, but some people are open-minded and know how developed and fun the current society is.

I found that I had a temper with this old man, so I said that if you really did it all day, you would accept me as an apprentice.

If you don't want to, just agree and say yes, as long as you take care of me and live in, that's it.

So the disaster began. I thought that if I raised such a big fairy, I could still learn two-handed special functions. I didn't expect that he would only eat and work, and would cause me trouble.

Well, as I said at the beginning, the dead sky is either robbing me of my food, or flirting with the flower next door (my flower! ~~), never worry-free.

I said that you can't just eat and live for nothing and let me worry!

Fortunately, I'm still rich now and can afford to raise your big rice worm. If I had borrowed usury, my finger would have been cut off.

It is said that something happened to my hotel. After being transformed by Wang Laowu, I have been living in the resort to eat and wait for death. When the sky came, I asked him to choose a room to live by himself. However, the old man was uneasy and always gave me problems. It was not to harass female customers who lived here. Yuhuan and Yingying were all teased by him, and even Tang Xiao The little one didn't let go, and even seduced female netizens on the Internet under my name, causing dinosaurs to inquire about me recently.

I decided to have a showdown with the old man tonight. I bought Erguotou, rat medicine and beef knife in advance. After eating instant noodles, I went straight to his room.

I kicked the door open and shouted inside, "Old man, we have to make it clear."

But Tongtian ignored me at all. His eyes only stayed on the TV news, on which the female announcer was holding up the microphone and complained very excitedly: "There was a huge vision in this city last night. The glow was highlighted at ten o'clock in the northern suburbs. Some photographers took pictures of that time. Let's replay it again."

Then a set of pictures, the dark night sky, suddenly stained with brilliance, magnificent, like a science fiction blockbuster.

Tongtian muttered to himself, "It's coming, it's still coming."

The beef knife behind me fell to the ground at that time, "What? Is the person who caught you here? At that time, I rushed over and grabbed the old man's collar and shook it vigorously. "You're not going to run away, have you? You haven't taught me magic yet?"

Tongtian was almost cut off by me. I don't know what he took and clicked on me. At that time, he flew out of the gate.

"No, I'm too miscalculated." I crawled hard on the ground and felt that someone helped me.

"Young man, is this Ruyi Hotel?" I looked up and stood up and saw a quite handsome uncle with glasses standing beside me. He replied puzzledly, "Yes, but it hasn't been opened for a long time. Now that the supermarket downstairs has been changed, you don't want to stay, will you?"

"No." The glasses man patted me on the shoulder and smiled without saying anything. He walked straight into the room.

This man was rude and said that he would enter other people's rooms and say hello, etc., wouldn't he come for the sky? I suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Uncle Glasses greeted Tongtian when he entered the room. Obviously, he was an acquaintance: "Uncle, you are so leisurely!"

I saw Tongtian smiling in **, but just shook my head: "Xiaoyuanzi, why did they send you here? Uncle knows that you are a good person and really doesn't want to turn against you.

"Don't embarrass me, let's go back with me." The uncle was not angry when he was called Xiaoyuanzi and continued to persuade Tongtian.

Of course, I was not happy. I immediately felt that the lights in the room were flashing, and there were snowflakes on the TV. I said you were all immortals. Can you not tos around my small place? I really want to drive these two people out with a big broom, but unfortunately I'm just a mortal.

"Okay, I can go with you." Tongtian sighed and compromised, but he pointed to me and said, "But I'm going to take this boy back, because I said I would accept him as an apprentice."

Me? Why did you pull it on me again?

Sure enough, Xiao Yunzi was not happy and shook his head: "This is not in line with the rules. My nephew can't do it."

"What's the dilemma? You didn't see that he is also a descendant of the fairyland." Tongtian doesn't think so.

What, I'm a fairy. This time it's my turn to speak.

The glasses looked back at me, and my face began to clear: "Sure enough, this person has been in the world for too long. No wonder I didn't see it at a glance."

I said I'll go to you. I kicked the two out with one foot and play with eggs. This article has been revealed.