Chapter 136 Special · The Counterattack of Singles' Day

The counterattack of Singles' Day

On November 11, the annual bachelor's festival, I walked alone on the street. Just now, Cat and I were warm overnight, and then hurriedly parted.

In such a lonely night, I can't sleep alone. The girl I got is so yellow. Tomorrow I have to face a dangerous gamble. Life is so unfair.

I walked on the street and felt that the festive atmosphere was so warm. The sad bachelors were lonely, standing on the street as if they were attracting guests, waiting for the guests to take them away.

Damn, this sad feeling became more and more in my mind, and I decided to go to the bar in front for a good drink.

A special event for bachelors was being held in the bar. A man and a woman who didn't know each other were pushed to the stage to play games and play ambiguity. I sat down and looked at them drunk and asked me a large glass of beer.

"Such a day is really rare and lively. What's the point of being in a hurry to take off your clothes? Isn't it true that you can take all the girl paper for yourself by running naked?" I drank and complained.

"What's the use of being yourself? It's inevitable that a girl will eventually become a child's mother. Sadly, her child's mother can only nag herself, and other people's children's mother can also NTR." Next to him, there was a guy who was drinking like me and suddenly said.

I looked back. Why was this man shrouded in a cold breath? No wonder what he said was so cold. I couldn't help sneering and said, "People who can't even take off their clothes can still consider how to go to NTR. Is Nima's consciousness too advanced?"

The other party took a sip of beer and replied coldly: "Some people are just too much NTR, and eventually become bachelors. These days, there are too few girls and too many bachelors."

I immediately retorted: "There are many female bachelors who are waiting to be fed. The key is that some girls are too high-sighted and like to pose high, which causes a serious imbalance between supply and demand."

The other party couldn't help putting down his glass and said, "Is it too unconvincing to say that he is still a bachelor?"

I immediately stood up and said, "Would you like to compete tonight to see who will deal with a girl first?"

The other party got up and sat at the farthest table with beer and said coldly, "I'd better finish drinking this cup first."

What kind of cold personality is this? I was almost speechless, so I sat down and continued drinking. This was the host on the stage suddenly announced that he was going to play a game, saying that he chose a few guests present to play a game together.

As soon as I heard it, I immediately changed my position and said that I would never choose me. I'd better drink my beer quietly, but I saw that the host first called several female comrades to go up, and then pointed back and chose the comrades who had just talked to me. I said that you are so far away from the unlucky guy. I was selected, and I was gloating. Suddenly, I heard the host say, "And this gentleman, come up, too." That's not about me. I immediately lowered my head and pretended not to hear.

"It's your husband. Don't bow your head. Why is such a handsome young man always bowing his head?" Why did I have to recognize me? As soon as I looked up, I saw everyone looking at me resentfully, as if I had destroyed their atmosphere. How heinous it was. At that time, I was sweating.

It's not so easy to come here for a drink these days, so I bravely went on the stage and said hello to the cold comrade standing next to me: "Hello, see you again."

The other party took the initiative to take a step back and said, "You're welcome."

Damn, what are you doing so far away? Are you so afraid of seeing strangers?

I stood on the stage sweating, but I heard the host say, "Please listen to my assignment. Please choose your teammates to play the idiom solitaire."

Damn, who is in the mood to play such a childish game as the idiom solitaire? Before I could react, the front female comrade rushed to say, "Two little guess."

Two little guesses? You have become a couple. What kind of Singles' Day are you going to make up?

The person next to him hesitated and said, "It's only eight buckets." I saw that this comrade is two meters tall and very straight. I don't know whether you are tall or not. He is really tall.

A female comrade behind him immediately blurted out, "The stars have changed." I will! Murong Fu said that he was also shot while lying down.

When the next comrade saw that he arrived at himself so soon, he immediately stammed: "Move...Move...do nothing."

Someone immediately coaxed: "This is not an idiom, this is a hysterical saying."

The host jumped out and said, "This friend is sorry that you are wrong. According to the rules, you have to close your eyes and be punished."

I went, why did I have to close my eyes? What if someone came to give someone a bottle of wine? The classmate was so shy that he closed his eyes. As soon as the host winked at the people next to him, a classmate immediately ran over and wiped some chocolate on his face, which made him laugh for a while.

The sadness in my heart, have I arrived at the kindergarten?

The game continued, and finally came to me. The previous sentence was about the rabbit dead dog. As soon as I heard it, I was about to take a sentence of domineering, but there was a cold voice behind me saying, "Take love with a knife."

Who is going to say such a lethal word! The host and everyone looked at me with great surprise: "This classmate is so murderous. It seems that he is very confident to strip off today."

Although I know what he meant by stripping, it sounded so awkward. When I was an exhibitionist, I turned around and stared behind me, and the silent comrade still lowered his head as if what had just happened had nothing to do with him.

I said in my heart that I hit a ghost or had hallucinations. Suddenly, I felt a voice telling me in the dark: Yes, that's what you accidentally said.

No way, I was afraid at that time. Do I really have hallucinations?

The next game made me feel as if I had fallen into an infinite cycle of horror. The comrades around me were eliminated one after another, but I still survived. Every time it was my turn to receive the idiom, the strange sound came out, which made me shudder like a shadow.

Is it that I have a split personality? I have long felt that I shouldn't come out to fool around on such a day. I'm afraid that I will die here tonight and never see my beloved cat again.

Finally, the host announced that the game will enter the next stage of drinking beer. My opponents are two first-class wine girls with strength and charm, and my comrades-in-arms are the cold guy, chubby! Why is this guy still alive? I suddenly feel that the feeling of cold is more obvious. This comrade is not a ghost, is he? He didn't come here to take away the souls of everyone in the bar. I really came to the wrong place today.

I held my head and was extremely depressed. The host seemed to receive a stimulus. Without saying a word, he picked up a dozen of beers and poured them into his mouth. Suddenly, the beautiful girls opposite me were stunned and complained one by one, "No, are you going to drink to death?"

At this time, I also let go completely and roared, "Are you scared? If you are afraid, throw yourself into my master's arms. The world can't stop me anymore. After saying that, I was slapped twice on my face, or twice. Is Nima twins? Is there such a tacit understanding? The two girls covered their faces and walked away, and I made a sin again!

The cold comrade next to him silently picked up the bottle and began to pour wine, as if he didn't know what was happening in front of him. The host said awkwardly, "This friend's drinking competition is over. Let's proceed to the next step."

The comrade held the beer bottle and silently took a step back, saying that he could not accept it.

The host was about to go crazy at that time. I heard him thinking: Why did two crazy people come today? How did this end?

I said quickly, quickly. Hurry up and find a way to kick this guy out. At this time, someone from the stage has already protested: "If you don't want to play games, get out quickly. Don't delay us from taking it off!"

The comrade finally put down the wine bottle, looked coldly at the people under the stage, then burped and continued to drink. At the moment, he fell down under the stage. I thought, what kind of obsession do you have about beer?

The host and the bar foreman discussed for a while. In order to continue the game, they decided to choose new guests to continue the game in the name of adding new players, and then found a way to completely exclude the two of us from the game.

I said in my heart that I can't wait to do it immediately. Please send someone up to eliminate me. Now a few more beautiful girls came up and squeezed their eyebrows at us and said, "Hey! Does the handsome man dare to compete with us?

"What do you say about PK?" I think these two sisters are sexy and plump. They are probably also masters of dance. When you twist it twice, I will go down and surrender. As soon as I thought of this, the other party showed sexy dance steps and began to discharge their buttocks.

My God! I couldn't help but look at it a few more times. It was a pleasure to look at it on the stage. Unexpectedly, the comrade took action again. First, he learned a Mike Jackson's dance steps, then gliding to the two beautiful women and began to leap. It was amazing that the two sides were against each other and fought happily for a while.

I sweated endlessly and said to myself what it was going on today. I still went down and leave. Just as I was about to go down, I suddenly heard the host say, "It's amazing. This friend actually flipped 365 degrees in the air, and then knelt down and glide an invinciblely. He is not alone. He is like a dance king reborn. The same."

Looking back, the two beautiful women were so tired that they couldn't get up on the stage. You killed them like this. When the host was about to announce the victory of our side, I kicked him away.

"Say, are you here on purpose to oppose me?" I couldn't help pointing to the comrade.

The other party sat on the ground with a split motion and said, "You just saw it. I thought you knew it a long time ago?"

"Why should I know? Do I know you well? No, do I have a grudge against you? Have you robbed your pocket money? Have you ever stolen your comics? Why bothering me on such a day? I just want to find a drunken girl to get rid of the sad fact of tonight's bachelor. Why do you have to?

"That?" The other party said sadly, "I can't move. Can you give me a hand?"

My black line! What a good atmosphere was so destroyed that I silently took a bottle of beer and poured it on his head: "Oh! You did it, didn't you? You did it all. You misled me about hallucinations, complaints, and bullying girls. Since you like cold so much, I'll just send you to the North Pole. No, since you like beer so much, I'll give you more drinks!"

The yellow beer slowly flowed to the top of the other party's head, and then covered his body. The cold comrade finally couldn't sit still and jumped up and said angrily, "Do you know it's a waste of beer?"

I silently poured the beer on his feet: "You're talking to me, I'm talking to you, it's all illusions, right? Obviously, everything is an illusion! Haha, after all, everything is an illusion."

"It's over. There was an emergency on the field, and a male comrade suddenly went crazy because he couldn't stand the fact that he was a bachelor." The host held the microphone and did the live broadcast next to him.

I threw the beer bottle and smashed the microphone in his hand: "Don't you know what it means to care for life and stay away from rumors?"

The host was shocked and hid away, and then called the security guard to control me. As soon as I saw the security guard coming up, I immediately opened my heart and took the initiative to come up and said, "Take me away. I have wanted to leave for a long time."

Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly took action in front of me and knocked down the security guard with a wine bottle. I saw that the bad dish was completely noisy. While fighting with the security guards, he complained to the guy: "Do you have to kill me?"

"You're wrong. I'm just here to say hello." There was a rare smile on his face, "As a colleague in the killer world, I come to pay tribute to you for everyone."

"Are you?" I suddenly woke up and almost forgot that I was the killer of another world, code-named Little Overlord.

"Remember my name. My name is Killer Zhong Wusheng, and I will find you again." Rushing out of the bar together, the bell broke up with me decisively. I looked at the guy's back in the dark and sneered: "Sure enough, Singles' Day and so on are all floating clouds!"