Chapter 154 Quit Smoking Story

The Story of Quitting Smoking

Wang Laowu recently had a very bad feeling. He found that he was always confused and unconscious, and there was no memory of strange places at all. Just like when he was about to take the elevator, he was lying on the sofa in the lobby downstairs, still wet. I don't know if he would make people think he Fall into the toilet.

In fact, Wang Laowu woke up again this time. He found that the sad fact had happened. He really buried his head in the toilet. What a disgusting fact it was. He finally couldn't help doubting that he had some terminal illness.

jet lag? Amnesia? Or cancer?

Wang Laowu couldn't help going to see a famous doctor Bian Que to see him. He asked Bian Que worriedly, "Am I going to die?"

Bian Que took his pulse and shook his head: "Don't smoke anymore. If you smoke four or five packs a day, you will die. And change your clothes. It hasn't fit for a long time. It's too tight to breathe. It's hypoxia!"

Wang Laowu took a bag of aspirin back depressedly. He can change his clothes if they are not suitable, but how to quit smoking? As a leader and a man, how can he live without smoking? Wang Laowu is depressed and constipated.

So he told Su Tian about this unlucky thing, but Su Tian complained: "Leader, why are you so unlucky? They all have cancer when they smoke. Why do you get jet lag? Will it be a genetic mutation? Quit smoking? Brother, support you!"

Wang Laowu was angry when he heard this and met someone who was unsooked. He decisively gave Su Tian a head mallet and then left, leaving Su Tian to fall to the ground and still laughing wildly.

Since no one can help himself, he has to quit smoking by himself. First of all, he disposed of all the cigarettes that are within his reach. He rummaged through the boxes and found dozens of good cigarettes. It's a pity to throw them away like this. If Su Tian didn't laugh at himself, he could have given it to that boy, but now he has to make it cheaper for others. .

Who will it be given to? He thought about finding Su Tian's father Su Yihai first. He was the only one who was more intelligent in the whole hotel. If he gave it to him, he would definitely return the favor. Maybe he could help him clean up his son Su Tian. He fantasized that Su Yihai took the cigarette in his hand and embarrassedly said that it was his son who was ignorant and had to spank him. Wang Laowu couldn't help laughing wildly.

So without saying a word, he picked up his cigarette and came to Su Yihai's residence and knocked on the door, but Su Yihai came out with dark eyes and asked, "It's Lao Wang, what's the matter with me?"

Wang Laowu was almost shocked when he saw it. He said why he was quarreling with his wife. He was about to ask a few questions when he suddenly heard Su Tian's fucking voice roaring inside: "Let's go. Don't come back when you leave. Do you dare to smoke endlessly in front of me?"

I'll go. This man was forced by his wife to quit smoking. Wang Laowuxin said that if he sent the cigarette out like this, he had to blow it up, so he hid the bag in his hand behind him: "It's okay. Just come and see if Su Tian is here?"

"No!" Su Yihai shook his head and said in a low voice, "Lao Wang, can I ask you to do something? My wife is forcing me to quit smoking. I'm afraid that my baby will be found and destroyed by her. My wife doesn't know what good cigarettes are. Why don't you help me collect it for a while?" With that, he took out a few Chinese and yellow crane towers from his arms to force Wang Laowu.

Wang Laowu saw that this was not enough. I didn't have a place to deal with it. You gave me another pile, so he refused. You came and I were humble. Suddenly, Su Tian's mother burst out and threw out an ashtray, and Wang Laowu grabbed Su Yihai's forehead. The cigarette fell out upside down and almost didn't breathe.

When he got up and took a look, Su Yihai was pulled back by his wife's twisted ears and closed the door, so he patted the door hard, but no one responded. Wang Laowu looked desperately at more cigarettes in his hand and said to himself what was going on?

However, even so, it can't stop his determination to quit smoking. Since he couldn't send it out, he burned it directly. Wang Laowu ran to the basement to pile up all the cigarettes together and decided to burn them. In the face of the cigarettes he had been painstakingly searched before and the cigarettes that accompanied him for countless lonely days, Wang Laowu had A sense of grief of saying goodbye to your lover.

Nima, it's so sad. I never thought that he had such feelings for cigarettes. Wang Laowu couldn't burn these cigarettes for a long time. He felt that the fire would burn his lost youth. Forget it, just put them here and leave them to predestined people. Wang Laowu thought happily, and suddenly someone took pictures later. "What are you doing, leader?"

With a crack, the fire machine landed and ignited the cigarettes on the ground in an instant. Wang Laowu turned his head and looked at Zhang Sanli, who patted him with a ferocious face, and kicked them away: "Why didn't you come earlier?"

Finally, he finally saved a few cigarettes from the fire. Wang Laowu hugged them pitifully: "I won't burn you anymore. I don't have perseverance. Regardless of your business, isn't it just quitting smoking? I will quit smoking by my own efforts."

Wang Laowu's Diary: The First Day of Quitting Smoking

Today, I am very happy, because I have done a very important thing in life, for my health and human happiness (what does it have to do with human beings?) I decided to quit smoking.

In order to get rid of smoking addiction, I first decided to use alternatives to get rid of smoking habits. Some people said that chewing gum was a good way, so I decided to go to the supermarket to buy more chewing gum.

There are really many brands of chewing gum, which are beneficial and beneficial, and there are also Hong Kong Yida. I came to choose carefully for the first time, and I really don't know which brand to choose.

It is said that Yida has the highest share at present. In order to follow the trend, I decided to buy all Yida.

There are also many flavors of Yida. I was confused when I chose it. Should I choose orange, strawberry, mint, sugar-free lemon or sugar-free mint...

I suddenly found myself in a dead cycle... Finally, I grabbed a dozen of chewing gum and ran out.

Wang Laowu's Diary: The Second Day to Quit Smoking

Because of the impulse in the supermarket last night, I was almost caught as a thief. Fortunately, Su Tian came to relieve me. He paid a fine for me and took me out of the supermarket.

I was a little embarrassed in the face of Su Tian. I felt that I quit smoking to be angry with him. If he hadn't laughed at me at the beginning, I wouldn't have vowed to quit smoking.

When Su Tian left, he told me that it was really like quitting smoking. Let's do more exercise. Exercise will make you forget the fun of smoking.

Really, I really do more exercise like myself.

Wang Laowu's Diary: The third day of quitting smoking

In order to quit smoking, I participated in Mozi's elderly sports version. Why should I participate in the elderly sports class? It's all Su Tian's idea.

Soon I realized that this was a conspiracy. In the sports version, I completely became an errand and a follower. These old comrades were not funny and insisted on playing baseball.

Can old people play baseball?

The most horrible thing is that these old guys are old and strong. Every time they hit the ball, they are so powerful. Either they flew out of bounds and made me desperately to pick up the ball, or they aimed at my stomach and hit it hard. Later, I found something wrong. These old men seemed to target me, and every time they threw the ball They all aimed at me.

Damn, this is not harmful.

That night, I couldn't get up and lay dying, thinking about a cigarette in my hand.

Wang Laowu's Diary: The tenth day of quitting smoking

After all kinds of attempts, I found that I had obviously lost weight, and my eyes were deep and my limbs were weak. I fucking wanted to exist like a ghost all day. I hate the world, and I hate those guys who can smoke freely!

I swear, I will hold on for another day tomorrow.

Wang Laowu's Diary: The 15th Day of Quitting Smoking

miraculously, I survived and felt that the whole world had become happy.

Although there is no need to smoke anymore, everyone I see has turned into cigarettes, China, Jiaozi, Yellow Crane Tower, Red Flag Canal, loose flowers...

I feel that I can already feel the smell of cigarettes without smoking. As long as I hold the cigarette in front of me and take a bite, I will take a sip...

Then the cigarette knocked me down hard.

Wang Laowu's Diary: The 18th Day of Quitting Smoking

When I woke up, I was already lying in the hospital. Su Tian sat by the bed and told me that I almost had a nervous breakdown in order to quit smoking. It was they who sent me to the hospital.

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Am I terminally ill and dead?"

Su Tian just smiled and quietly stuffed a box of cigarettes into my hand: "You misunderstood Bian Que. He just said that you should smoke less. The key is that your clothes and ill-fitting clothes have caused you to faint from time to time. How long has it been since you changed your number?"

After listening to it, I smiled speechlessly: "Since high school, we have never grown up."

Su Tian stood up and said, "Actually, I left a few boxes of cigarettes you burned that day. If you want, come to me at any time."

I just smiled after listening

Wang Laowu's Diary: 25th Day of Quitting Smoking

Today, I was discharged from the hospital. I was completely healthy and left the hospital surrounded by patients and nurses, thinking that I would never return to this place again.

None of those damn guys came, but it doesn't matter. I know that a grand party in the hotel is waiting for my return tonight, and I secretly made up my mind.

Quit smoking and let it go to hell!