Chapter 164 Squeeze the Bus

Squeeze the bus

I ate hot pot until I was full last night. I planned to sleep well in the morning, but I was woken up by Cat early in the morning. I pointed to the alarm clock and asked me, "What time is it? Why don't you get up, lazy cat?"

"Oh! Lazy cat is not Zhan Zhao's nickname. You don't call me, do you? I rubbed my sleepy eyes and didn't forget to flirt with Cat when I was half asleep.

Ah cat came over with a pillow and filial piety: "I forgot the appointment with Wang Laowu last night. Aren't you going to send your mother to the production company to discuss the DVD?"

I was dizzy and almost forgot this. I was busy to change my clothes and asked, "Did the leader come to me?"

"Not yet. I guess I've drunk as much as you." Cat shook his head to show his contempt, and I was not in the mood to pay attention to it. I quickly went out to find Wang Laowu.

Sure enough, the leader was still dreaming about Zhou Gong at this moment. He was kicked open by me. He was so scared that he turned over directly under the bed and said angrily, "Who? I almost grabbed Doraemon's treasure bag. Isn't this a bad thing?

I said, "Oil, leader, get up and get up and do business quickly."

"What's the matter?" Wang Laowu rubbed his eyes and looked at me for a long time, and suddenly woke up, "I almost forgot that I made an appointment with the producer today. We have to leave quickly." He said that he changed his clothes in a hurry and asked me to get the master's belt first.

I took the master and the leader downstairs and asked, "How to get there, drive or?"

"What kind of car are you driving?" Wang Laowu said aggrievedly, "Recently, I don't have enough money. I haven't refueled for a long time. It's better to squeeze the bus, and there are no two stops."

I said, "It's crowded. Anyway, I'm not afraid. The key leader, can you still squeeze into the bus now?"

"Which one?" As soon as the leader hesitated, he simply called Zhang San and Li Si to help open the way.

So the four of us hurried to the bus stop outside the park and began to wait for the bus. After standing for a while, it was cold and trembled. It was better to have air conditioning in the car. I began to regret not crossing time and space. It would be better to take Wang Laowu away directly.

After waiting for a while, the car finally came. I rushed forward excitedly. Unexpectedly, a large group of people crowded in and surrounded me without waiting in line. I really dared not agree with the habit of Chinese people waiting for the bus.

Turn around and waved to Wang Laowu: "Leader, come on!" Unexpectedly, Wang Laowu shook his head vigorously: "There are too many people, why don't you go first!"

I said to go to Nima. I was crowded by myself. The three of you and others were short, so I simply retreated and said, "Why don't we have fewer people in the next car?"

Who knows that the evil door is? The left waiting for the car can't come, and the right waiting for the waiting car still doesn't come. The two bandits are so anxious: "Brother, can you still go this morning? If you have nothing to do, let's go back to take a nap first."

I kicked them: "Don't say you want to sleep, I want to sleep too."

Wang Laowu said, "Why don't we take a taxi?" As soon as he reached out his hand, a taxi came and told the place to people, and immediately closed the window: "The road is not easy to walk. I won't go."

"Damn it! You refuse to ride!" The leader followed the buttocks of the car and scolded. The comrade rushed down and stretched out his middle finger in the rear mirror. I could see it clearly. With a move of the six-vein magic sword, he pierced the tire of the car and made you arrogant.

Looking back, Wang Laowu was completely wither like frosted eggplant. I guess he didn't sleep well last night and was still confused, so he cheered up the leader: "Don't worry, the car will come soon. Let's wait."

This time, another one finally came. Although there were not too many people, there were still a lot of vacant land. I took out the electronic ticket and said, "Come on, I can't delay any more."

Wang Laowu had no choice but to follow. The two bandits smiled and said, "We don't have any change. Please help us brush it."

I laughed and said, "I knew that you monkey spirits would not pay for it by themselves. I didn't charge my electronic wallet this month, and the leader still let you spend money."

"Why me?" Wang Laowu brushed three times in a row. The system prompted that the balance was insufficient. Please recharge as soon as possible. Wang Laowu came to me with a full face and said, "There is only one more piece left. It's too miserable."

I touched his head and smiled, "Good boy, I'll buy you sugar-coated haws later."

Wang Laowu shook his head: "No, I want to eat Haagen-Dazs."

My blood spitting: "Give you three points of color, are you still cute?"

When Hua just said this, the car suddenly stopped and arrived at the next stop. Many people came up. Originally, women and Zhang Sanli stood scattered and could still see each other. Now they were completely submerged in the sea of people.

As soon as I saw this situation, I quickly pulled closer to the door of getting off the bus, so that it would not be inconvenient to get off the bus later. Unexpectedly, the comrades behind me were very close to each other, and they also stood up in a row of people, just blocking the road. By the way, are there so many people getting off at the next stop? I watched the back carriage so empty that everyone almost squeezed into the front, and in my heart What a tragedy!

I was afraid that Zhang San and Li Si didn't know when to get out of the car, so they shouted, "Zhang San and Li Si are ready to go forward and are about to get off the car."

When I shouted, the people in the car all laughed: "Is there anyone named Zhang Sanli Si these days?"

Wang Laowu was unhappy and coughed: "I don't think they will pass. There will be a lot of people at that time. Take your time."

The driver shouted as soon as he heard it, "Get out of the car, go back quickly, and you will arrive at the station soon."

I said to myself what you were trying to do. I didn't see how crowded the car was. I was afraid that it would waste your time. There were too many people and powerless, so I had to continue to remind Zhang Sanli: "Three, four, come on. There will be roasted corn to eat when you get out of the car. Don't miss it."

"What, roast corn!" The two of them were energetic and immediately came to me like athletes. "You said, we will follow you. Don't lie to us."

I'm dizzy. Why are these people I know so greedy?

Finally arrived at the station, we were like duckweed floating with the waves, drifting and finally rolled out of the car. I patted Zhang San and Lisi on the shoulder and praised: "Yes, you finally squeezed out of the bus alive. Where's the leader?"

The two pointed to the bus: "Is it still on? I didn't squeeze it down."

No, as soon as I looked back, I saw Wang Laowu standing sadly at the back door. Through the glass, he was almost squeezed into a meat pie.

As soon as I saw it, I quickly went to rescue the driver and immediately chased the bus. Fortunately, the driver's eldest brother let go and stopped the car and got off the car. Then he pulled me and said, "Brother, I will never squeeze this bus again. I would rather ride an electric bike than come to squeeze. I almost lost my life."

I said, "Brother, you lack exercise. Why don't you go back and squeeze it again?"

"Don't!" Wang Laowu waved his hand and said, "Forget it. It's more convenient for you to kick it back directly. Let's do it first."

We looked back at the office building in front of us and said that it was time to squeeze the elevator next.