Chapter 13 The House of the World, the last maoda

"It doesn't matter. I'll play with you tomorrow." Jingyan comforted me and said, "Let's still not be afraid of them."

"What are you afraid of?" I laughed and said, "I'm the protagonist. Anyway, the victory will be mine sooner or later."

"What, and me, I'll cheer for you." Ma Cheng looked at the beautiful girls in a room and took the opportunity to show his determination. I said, "Have a good rest early. There will be a war tomorrow."

So he found a place to sit down. Ahcat sat next to me and asked, "Do you have any eyebrows? What are Wang Laowu going to compare?"

"Who knows, there may be some game competition and so on. Let's take a look at it then." I said in my heart that I have a delusional reincarrison, and I can learn everything quickly. I'm really not afraid.

Acat patted me on the shoulder: "Then have a good rest and I'll find something to eat." While Cat left, Jingyan came to ask me again, "Who else am I going to let tomorrow? Won't you really let that Macheng go out?" Looking back, Ma Cheng was smiling to hook up with Encai and Lanling. I said helplessly, "If you see the trick, maybe you can still use waste."

So I didn't say much. In a blink of an eye, it was the next morning, 9 o'clock sharp. With the magical urging of Wang Laowu on the radio, I pushed the door and left with Jingyan and Ma Cheng.

When I came to the agreed competition venue, I saw that it had long been full of otaku waiting to watch the battle. Wang Laowu stood side by side by side, Zhang Sanli, waiting for us to go out. I stepped on the stage and said to Wang Laowu, "Laowu, I'm coming! How are you going to compare?"

"Two wins in three games, one person has a question." Wang Laowu wore pair of sunglasses and said gracefully.

I said, "No, isn't there only one side can play two questions in three games? Or it's better to win three games in four games. It's not good if it's troublesome to draw again. It's better to win three games in five games... Or it's better to die."

Wang Laowu's forehead was obviously blue and violent, and he couldn't help taking off his sunglasses and said, "It's not over. Are you sincerely messing? I don't want to talk about it clearly."

Well, when I saw how the leader held two pandas' eyes, did I say that I had insomnia last night? No wonder I wore sunglasses for fear of being seen, so I couldn't help laughing and said, "Well, leader, why did you become a national treasure?"

Wang Laowu suddenly felt fooled and said angrily, "Since you are so polite, I will come up with the topic first. I want to compare with you in the first game."

"What's the like of waste wood?" I said carelessly, "A loser like you and me is already excellent. What else is there to compare?"

"No, if you want to waste it, just waste it to the end. You don't notice that our attributes are getting closer and closer." Wang Laowu pointed to me and said aggressively, "Whether you admit it or not, you are my Wang Laowu's strongest enemy."

"Sneeze!" I couldn't help being bored. I sneezed, and the snot bubble just splashed on Wang Laowu's finger. At that moment, the audience was silent. Wang Laowu looked gloomy for a moment and said, "Yes, silently, the game has begun. It seems that I have to respond." He stretched out his fingers and rubbed them on my sleeve as if nothing had happened, just wiped off his nose: "I'm sorry, your dress is quite handsome."

"You did it on purpose, you did it on purpose." I jumped up at that time, "My Armani."

"But..." After turning around twice, I stopped again, lifted my clothes and said, "Anyway, I picked it up from the garbage heap. It was already a little dirty, and now it seems that there are still a few pieces of toilet paper stuck in it."

In a word, many people in the audience bowed their heads and vomited. Zhang San couldn't help pointing to me behind him and said, "You are not a loser. You have become sloppy."

"OK!" I took the opportunity to pick up the words, "Please ask Zhang San to give a speech and create a situation model for us."

"Is it okay? Can I really do it?" Zhang San pointed to his nose, and his fart was upside down. Li Si kicked his boss to the ground from behind, and then pointed to Zhang San, who fell into the pool of blood, and said, "I'm sorry, brother, he doesn't seem to be able to do it. Let's leave this task to me."

Unexpectedly, he didn't see Li Si's belly black attributes rise in only one day. Wang Laowu ignored the changes and waved several followers to carry Zhang San away. The dying third master refused to give up and gasped and said, "No, I can do it, Li Si, you traitor."

"Since everyone has no objection, let's start the game." Li Si was not ashamed to start hosting, "By the way, as a waste uncle, what kind of temperament should you have? What do you think?"

The crowd present was silent, and it seemed that this was not a glorious thing. Wang Laowu lowered his head and said, "I don't even have the last money to buy cigarettes. I don't know if I can find a cigarette butt." Then he bent down and groped on the ground, and began to enter the state.

Li Si also explained: "Yes, the life of a loser is so helpless. Uncle, you have to work hard! So, you don't have any reaction to the comrades opposite?

This is asking me. I also began to enter the state. I took out a lighter from my pocket and said, "There is only a little gas left. I don't know if I can survive the night. It seems that I should light a cigarette."

"What?" Wang Laowu raised his eyelids and said, isn't he singing a stage play with him? He raised the cigarette in his hand and said lazily, "I happen to have one here. Brother, let's make do with it and light one and a half of them."

"If it is divided equally, how can it be calculated?" I scratched my head and said, "Do you suck first or do I smoke first?"

Wang Laowu said silently, "In fact, it's floating clouds that smoke first and then smoke. It's the main topic to light this cigarette."

"Actually, it's easy to score. I have a way." I also said lazily, stretching my finger forward and making a move of the six-vein sword. The cigarette was split by me, which was just divided into two. "In this way, everyone can suck half without having to share it with others."

"How do you suck this?" Wang Laowu was shocked by me and complained weakly, "You can demonstrate it for me."

I picked up half a roll of cigarettes in my hand, put out my tongue and licked it, and then lit it up. While coughing, I said contented, "Yes, it's really warmer." In an instant, the whole audience fell down countless times.

Wang Laowu also lay on the ground and died. He crawled forward restlessly and foamed at the mouth. Comrade Li Si sat aside against the wall and continued his speech: "Wang Laowu seems to have collapsed. He was unable to fight back by Su Tian's fatal blow. Is he going to admit defeat in this game? Is he really going to admit defeat? Did he really lose? ..." He continued to talk. Zhang San suddenly came out with a bandage next to him and gave him an iron pot: "Take a rest."

Suddenly, Wang Laowu pulled my trouser leg and said, "Is this suction really awesome?" I nodded and said, "It's really awesome!"

"Can you change it? I'll give you the brand new one." Wang Laowu said dyingly, "I'm really freezing to death. Even if others have sucked it, I don't care about it. Besides, I don't have to bother if it has been wrapped."

At the moment I was about to hand him the cigarette butt in my hand, the whole audience was in an uproar, and the god-like reversal began.