Chapter 75 Wu Dalang vs. Sun Erniang

"This is a ** (conspicy)." Before Sun Erniang could answer, she jumped up on Sunday and pointed to the hairs on the table.

"What** (conspicy)." Sun Erniang didn't react at all. She looked at Zhou Tian in a domation and said subconsciously.

"Well, what you have in this steamed bun is **. You're playing a conspiracy. You're a black shop, aren't you?" On Sunday, he patted the table and pulled out a light yellow rolling pin from the bag - the tiger manure is like paint and can't be removed.

"The guest officer is joking. I'm a businessman on my job. How can I become a black shop?" Sun Erniang stepped back and said with a smile - what's so smelly? What's in the dwarf's hand?

"Hmm, madam, you still dare to quibble. If you don't open a black shop, take a bite of this steamed bun and have a look with me." Zhou Tian picked up Wu Song's broken steamed buns with chopsticks and handed them to Sun Erniang-** (mou) steamed buns. It was so disgusting that I didn't want to hold it with my hands.

"The guest officer wants to eat if he wants to eat. If he doesn't want to eat, he will leave. Why do you tease me, a weak woman?" It's not a big deal to eat human flesh these days, but it takes courage to eat **. Even if Sun Erniang is used to making human meat steamed buns, but with ** (conspired) human meat steamed buns...

"If you don't eat, it will prove that your store is a black shop." Zhou Tian knocked on the table with a rolling pin. "I, Wu Dalang, hate opening a black shop in my life. If you are a black shop, I will smash it with you." Smashing stores is our old job. Anyway, we are also one of the two evils of Yanggu.

"Yes, my store is indeed a black shop." Sun Erniang glanced at the empty wine bowl on the table and said, "But you can't smash my store."

"Realize it...ah, you...you put medicine in this wine." Zhou Tian's eyes narrowed. Just as he was about to do it, his body suddenly shook - our acting skills have exceeded the strength, eunch, the scout, the book boy, and played the role of Wu Dalang. Now it's not a small thing to pretend to take sweat medicine.

"You..." Zhou Tian was still admiring his acting skills, but he saw Wu Song standing up, pointing his finger at Sun Erniang, and then fell on the table - Wu Song was more powerful than me.

When I looked at Pan Jinlian again, she had been lying down for a long time, but Pan Jinlian belonged to a vase. Her acting skills were really not very good. When she first lay down, she felt that she was close to the human flesh on the table, and even moved her body. You can see how professional Wu Song was - she lay directly on the human flesh.

"Guck, since the guest officer knows that I'm a black shop, why do you still drink my wine?" Sun Erniang giggled, then stretched out three fingers and said to Zhou Tian, "Fuck."

Sun Erniang put down a finger with a smile, and Zhou Tian's body shook.

"Inverted"

Sun Erniang put down another finger with great confidence. Zhou Tian staggered under her feet and almost fell down.

"Inverted"

Sun Erniang put down her last finger with some doubt. Zhou Tian shook again and was about to fall, but she supported her body with a rolling pin.

"You put me down." Sun Erniang clenched her fist and came to Sunday.

"It's about to fall down." When Zhou Tian saw Sun Erniang coming, he staggered a few steps and stumbled to Sun Erniang.

The Sun Erniang thought that Zhou Tian had been hit by sweat, so when she saw Zhou Tian bumping into her, she was not defensive, but punched Zhou Tian on the head.

"Oh" Zhou Tian pretended to be tripped by a stone on the ground and suddenly jumped up from the ground. After rotating 360 degrees, he dodged Sun Erniang's fist and hit the other party's chest.

Sun Erniang was not defensive at all. Besides, the other party's strength was not small. Under this collision, Sun Erniang, who pretended to be herself, retreated repeatedly and almost fell to the ground.

"It's so soft." After Zhou Tian knocked Sun Erniang away, he touched his head, snibated and said, "I almost couldn't breathe just now."

Seeing Zhou Tian's appearance, Sun Erniang blushed and knew that she had taken advantage of others. In anger, no matter why the other party did not fall down now, she rushed to Zhou Tian again with her fist.

"Come back." When Zhou Tian saw the expression of Sun Erniang, he knew that the other party was really angry, so he did not dare to neglect it.

Although Sun Erniang's force can't be compared with those fierce people on Liangshan, she still has some kung fu in her hand. But if it's just so, Zhou Tian doesn't have to worry, but the most important thing is that Sun Erniang is a woman. Zhou Tian can't find a good place to start. In case she really poke a place that shouldn't be poked, then It has become a deadly enemy, so to deal with Sun Erniang, Zhou Tian's "dirty" formula is useless, and he can only win in a conventional way.

Fortunately, Sun Erniang didn't have a weapon in her hand, and she had a rolling pin in biochemical mode in her hand. On this point alone, Sunday had the upper hand - I can't beat you to death, I'm disgust you to death.

Sure enough, as soon as the battle, Zhou Tian had the upper hand. Although Zhou Tian was a "five short figure", with the extension of the rolling pin, Sun Erniang's fist basically had no chance to get close to Zhou Tian.

After the continuous study of these days, Zhou Tian's hundred birds and phoenix shooting has become more and more proficient. This "fast" formula has been played to the fullest level by Zhou Tian. Every time a rolling pin is thorn (really awkward), there is a sound of bird singing, although the sound is a little out of the material of the rolling pin. , became like a crow, but judging from the speed of this move, Zhou Tian's shooting skills basically reached the peak of Xiaocheng. Using this shooting method to deal with Sun Erniang, she naturally had no power to fight back.

It should also be lucky for Zhou Tian. When the two were fighting, a strong wind suddenly blew behind Zhou Tian, and then the biochemical attack ability on Zhou Tian's rolling pin showed its power.

The two fought smoothly. Sun Erniang punched out, which cost a lot of physical strength. The gasp was a little messy. It was normal to exhale, but the time for Sun Erniang to breathe was not very right. The wind blew over. Sun Erniang just inhaled. The smell on the rolling pin roared with the wind. They all went into Sun Erniang's mouth...

The smell of tiger manure is really not good. As soon as Sun Erniang gasped, she covered her chest and vomited dryly.

"There are flaws." Although Zhou Tian felt the wind blowing behind him, he didn't expect the smell on his rolling pin to be so strong. Seeing that Sun Erniang's door was open, he naturally would not miss this opportunity and poked it with the rolling pin.

"You dwarf bully people too much." Just as Zhou Tian was about to poke Sun Erniang, a man came out of the room. The man held a bamboo pole and blocked Zhou Tian's rolling pin with a stroke.

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