The most cattle grocery store in history

Chapter 230 Plastic Surgery Symbol

"Fengxian, do you think we should be neat? Our faces are jumping on the grassland, just like a live target. There are a lot of troubles along the way." Because of their appearance, Zhou Tian and Lv Bu had a very bad journey. Originally, there were many times when there were no conflicts, but in the end, they had to fight to the death.

The two small Xiongnu cavalry were not afraid, but when they met a large cavalry, they had to leave, so they delayed a lot of time along the way to avoid these large cavalry.

"There's nothing we can do about it. Besides, who is Lv Bu? How can I hide my face?" Lv Bu said Zhou Tian, who was riding on a horse and rushing to the side.

"Don't talk that nonsense to me. Come here." Lv Bu actually pulled it up. Zhou Tiantian spoiled his problem, grabbed his shoulder and picked it up from the red rabbit.

"Brother Pipi, if you have something to say, why do you want to do it?" Lv Bu had no strength to struggle in front of Zhou Tian's giant power, so he had to obey softly.

Zhou Tian smiled and put Lv Bu back on the ground. He also jumped off the horse, took out a piece of rune paper from his arms, wrote the word "plastic surgery" on it, and pasted it on Lv Bu's face.

I haven't tried the plastic surgery charm on Sunday, and I don't know if it works. After sticking it on Lv Bu's face, nothing has changed.

"Do I have to do it myself?" Zhou Tian pinched Lv Bu's face. Sure enough, Lv Bu's face turned into plasticine. He could pinch it as he wanted, which was much better than the plastic surgery technology of the stick.

"Brother Pipi, what are you doing? Why do I think this face doesn't look like mine." Lv Bu felt that his face was a little dull, as if someone else had smoked his 200 big mouths.

"It's not yours. What style of Xiongnu face do you want, tough, weak, handsome or obscene?" Zhou Tian looked at Lv Bu, who had been kneaded into duck eggs by himself, and said.

"Then be more handsome." Zhou Tian's magical Lv Bu has seen it many times. Looking at Zhou Tian's current appearance, Lv Bu guessed what the other party was doing. He must be changing his face.

" OK, let's make you a handsome Xiongnu." Zhou Tian rubbed Lv Bu's head violently, but Zhou Tian obviously overestimated his skill of kneading plasticine, and finally did not pinch Lv Bu handsomely. However, at least the facial characteristics of the Huns were pinched out. At first glance, the current Lv Bu is more Xiongnu than the Huns.

"Brother Pipi, are you ready? There happens to be a river over there. I'll go and have a look." After pinching, Lv Bu couldn't wait to say.

"Well, go and see your new image." Zhou Tian nodded and seemed to be very satisfied with his plastic surgery works.

Lv Bu ran to the river. As soon as he appeared by the river, there was a scream.

"Pick the skin!! My face, how did my face become like this!!" Lv Bu's voice was extremely tragic, like a hen trampled on its neck. Who could guess that such a cry was Lv Bu, the first fierce general in the world.

"I think it's good." Zhou Tian also felt quite sorry for Lv Bu, but he still said bravely.

Although Lv Bu's original face was not particularly handsome, it was also very masculine, but now this face is not exactly the same.

"Can this be changed back? How can I face Diao Chan in the future?" Lv Bu was a little crazy and asked Zhou Tian excitedly.

"Should it be possible?" Yes, can this face go back? If your face has become this virtue and can't go back in the end, it will be a big loss.

"What do you mean, peeling your skin? I've come all the way to help you save people. Don't do this to me. In case Diao Chan doesn't recognize me when I go back, how can I live!" Lv Bu pointed to his head and was very excited.

"I'll try to remove the charm." Sunday removed the spiritual charm on Lv Bu's head, and his face returned to its original appearance after a moment. "Haha, I said, I'm sure I can help you recover. You still don't believe me. Alas, you have to pinch back again."

Lv Bu also felt the change in his face. After making sure that he had changed back to his original state, he couldn't help but feel relieved.

It's not only Lv Bu, but also Zhou Tian's relief. This thing's feelings are temporary. As long as the charm is removed, it will return to its original state.

Rewrote two plastic surgery charms and paste them for yourself and Lv Bu respectively.

Lv Bu's plasticine kneading technique is not as good as that of Sunday. Anyway, Sunday's appearance in the end is not flattering, just like the Xiongnu who has had baby paralysis since childhood.

After the two changed their faces, the journey was really smoother. However, because the two horses under Zhou Tian and Lv Bu were too special, they were also questioned a lot. However, because of the relationship between the Huns at the same time, as long as what they said was not too loophole, it did not arouse the vigilance of others.

"Uncle Hanwoer, why are there so many cattle and sheep in our tribe?" Zhou Tian and Lv Bu, who changed their faces, not only lost a lot of trouble, but also mixed into a small tribe that went to the Xiongnu's tent.

There are fifty or sixty people in the whole tribe, but they drive nearly a thousand cattle and sheep.

"This is the cattle and sheep that Lord Right King drank and lost to Lord Left. It was gathered by three big tribes. Our tribe is only responsible for sending cattle and sheep to the king's tent. Of course, our tribe should also follow Lord Left in the future. Maybe you can go south with the young people of our tribe to plunder. What about it? Hanwoer is an old man in his sixties and the oldest person in the whole tribe.

When Zhou Tian and Lv Bu sneaked into this tribe, they told Hanwoer that they came to defect to the left king, and after sending cattle and sheep, this Hanwoer's tribe should stay together as gifts for cattle and sheep and become subordinates of the left king. If Zhou Tian and the two were really Xiongnu, the next time the Xiongnu went south to grab it. When plundering, I may really go with this tribe.

"Haha, then the warriors in Uncle Hanwoer's tribe will take more care of us." Lv Bu laughed and said to Han Woer.

"The Chadahan Warriors are joking. You and Azahan Warriors have an extraordinary history. The BMW you sit down alone should be more precious than these 500 cows and 500 sheep. The warriors who can have such a BMW must be very powerful. At that time, the young people of our tribe will be taken care of by two. By the way, Azahan Yong Why don't you talk much all the time? Han Wo'er said.

"He has been like this since he was a child, and his tongue is not good. Except for his name, he can't count it clearly." Lv Bu explained.

Although Zhou Tian learned a lot of Xiongnu language from Lv Bu and could understand some, they were still far from the level of normal communication.

(to be continued)