Chapter 238 A Pig Brother Falling from the Sky
As soon as Zhou Tian's consciousness recovered, I felt a feeling of fullness in my hand, very soft, very round, and... very fragrant.
"Beauty, your last name." Zhou Tian looked at the shy and angry palace woman in his arms and said.
I have done so many tasks myself, and there are indeed a lot of sexual encounters, especially when I wear the soul. Today, I look like a soul wear. I don't know what kind of relationship the beautiful woman in my arms is with me, wife? Mistress? The third one?
Zhou Tianzheng was thinking about it, but he heard an angry roar, "Bold Marshal Tianpeng, dare to flirt with Chang'e, where will the left and right heaven spirit be, and let me beat this madman into the mortal world!!"
Zhou Tian's eyes moved away from the face of the beauty in his arms, looked around for a week, and found that he was in a magnificent hall, and the person who just shouted at him was the guy sitting on the hall, dressed in a yellow robe. Seeing this scene, Zhou Tian suddenly understood the identity of the person he had traveled through - to fuck. It has spread to Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie is still flirting with Chang'e!
At the order of the Jade Emperor, two soldiers in gold armor rushed in from the door of the hall and came to catch Zhou Tian without saying a word.
And how could Zhou Tian be captured - after touching Chang'e's chest fiercely, he was dragged down by two heavenly spirits.
"Brothers, we are all colleagues. Can you accommodate me and let me go?" Sunday was dragged by two heavenly spirits all the way to Nantianmen. During this period, Sunday kept approaching.
"No! Our heavenly spirits will always enforce the law impartially. No matter how good your relationship with us is, you can't be accommodated. You can be reincarnated. The left and right heavenly spirits kicked Zhou Tian on the buttocks, and then Zhou Tian fell from the Nantian Gate.
Although Zhu Bajie's magic power is not strong, he is also an immortal. It should be right to ride the clouds. However, Zhou Tian has been trying to use some spells since just now, but unfortunately, Zhou Tian did not find any spiritual power fluctuations in Zhu Bajie, or when the spiritual power on Zhu Bajie was ordered by the Jade Emperor. It has been sealed. Anyway, the feeling of Sunday is like bungee jumping. The only difference is that there is no rope on my leg.
Zhou Tian fell into the mortal world and happened to see a pregnant woman waiting for delivery. She wanted to get into it and reincarnated, but she didn't expect that it was a sudden change at this time.
"You are a heartless person!!" Zhou Tian's body stagnated and floated in mid-air. Then he saw a woman in gorgeous clothes and nine lights behind her glared at him, and his resentful expression was undoubtedly revealed.
"Girl..." Zhou Tian just opened his mouth. Before she finished speaking, the woman's eyes were cold, and she slapped Zhou Tian with a big slap.
The woman was so strong that she slapped Zhou Tian out until she fell into the pigsty in the yard.
It was dark in front of Zhou Tian's eyes. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a huge pig's buttocks facing him. And there are many newborn pigs around me.
"No way!!" Zhou Tianwailed, but found that the words of the person he was about to say had become a pig hum.
Hearing Zhou Tian humming, the sow suddenly turned around and arched Zhou Tian with the huge pig's head, and his eyes showed a look of love and care.
"Don't come here." Zhou Tian slowly retreated. Although he is a pig in his body now, he is a person in his heart. In the face of his pig mother, Zhou Tian does not have any sense of intimacy.
"Hmm." However, the pig's mother still refused to let go. She took her pig's feet and pulled Zhou Tian, and then Zhou Tian turned around and rolled into the arms of the pig's mother.
The pig's mother protected Sunday and several other little pigs under her body and patted them with care.
At this time, Sunday must have no spiritual power, and he can't get rid of the love of the pig's mother at all. He has to look at the world outside the pigsty with tears in his eyes - there should be no meat factory these days.
There is no meat joint factory, but there is still no shortage of butchers. Zhou Tian was not loved for a few minutes, and a man like Zhang Fei came to the direction of the pigsty.
The man looked at Zhou Tian and several brothers and sisters around him. After a long time, his eyes fell on Zhou Tian. "You are unlucky. I don't know why I'm crazy today. I really want to eat roast suckling pigs. You look stupid and choose you!"
"What, I'm stupid. I dare to say that I'm the smartest pig in the world now - but it doesn't show much." Leaving the arms of the pig's mother, Zhou Tian was carried out of the pigsty by the man and walked to the backyard.
"What should I do? What should I do? I'm about to be eaten." Zhou Tian's current mood is almost the same as that of the Tang monk captured by the goblins, but now Zhou Tian doesn't have a powerful grandson monkey apprentice to save himself.
"Hum" Zhou Tian struggled desperately, but he couldn't escape from the butcher's clutches in front of him.
"You call, no one will come to save you if you break your throat." Sunday was tied to a stick, and the butcher was grinding the knife in his hand at this moment.
Zhou Tianxian can now especially understand the feeling of the pig when Mulan returned from the army and his brother sharpened his knife to the pig and sheep.
"I said your grandma, you are a broken system, you fucking like playing to death, help me... Who will save me... At worst, I will never eat pork again... Whoo-hoo..." Sunday kept wailing, hoping that someone could save me at this moment.
"Uncle Cai, what are you doing?" When Sunday was in despair, a girl's voice came.
"Miss, I'm killing pigs. The master said he would eat roast suckling pigs tonight." The butcher's originally ferocious expression eased and said respectfully to the girl.
"Roasted suckling pig? Just eat it." The girl walked to Zhou Tian and looked carefully at the naked [***] Zhou Tian. Her eyes were bent into the shape of a crescent moon. She said happily, "It's so cute. It's a pity to eat it. Let him go, Uncle Cai."
"Yes, yes, I'm cute. Don't eat me... Let go! Don't touch my place!!" Zhou Tian shouted and hummed.
"Uncle Cai, look, he can still eat here!" The girl said excitedly, pinching between Sunday's legs.
"Miss, today the master wants to eat roast suckling pig. I can't make the decision. Besides, the little pig is cute now, but it's not cute when he grows up." The butcher said.
"I don't care, I don't care. Anyway, I can't eat it now." The girl said coquettishly.
The butcher is a little embarrassed, but this little girl is the young lady of Niefu. She can't say anything more, so she said, "Miss, if you really want to save this little pig, go and tell the master. As long as the master agrees, I won't kill this pig."
"Okay." The girl said excitedly, so she jumped out of the yard and went to her father to change the menu today.
"You are lucky to meet our Miss Nie family." The butcher dropped the knife and bounced between his legs on Sunday.
"Uncle Cai, my father said that this little pig will be mine in the future... Well, why is it getting bigger there?"
Sunday's current identity has risen from a carnivorous pig to a pet pig, following Miss Nie, at least without worrying about being eaten.
"Pig, my name is Nie Xiaoqian. My parents call me Xiaoqian. Hee hee, I can tell you that you don't understand." Nie Xiaoqian held Zhou Tian in her arms and ** to her heart's content.
However, at this time, Sunday is a little listless - from reincarnation to now, I haven't eaten a meal on Sunday, and I really can't drink pig's milk.
"What's wrong with you, piggy? Why don't you have any energy at all? Are you hungry?" Nie Xiaoqian understood the pig's meaning and said, "Little pig, wait a minute, I'll find something for you to eat."
"Go back quickly." Zhou Tian watched Nie Xiaoqian leave, and he was moved. The little girl was still kind-hearted.
Not long after, Nie Xiaoqian came back with her delicate little nose, and she also carried a wooden barrel in her hand.
"Piggy, it's time to eat." Nie Xiaoqian put the barrel on the ground and carried Zhou Tian to the barrel.
"Nima, what is this? His grandma smells so bad. Is this the legendary squee?" On Sunday, I looked at the white flowers in the barrel mixed with all kinds of things.
"Piggy, why don't you eat it? It's delicious. Uncle Cai said that pigs grow fast when they eat this." Nie Xiaoqian pinched her nose and said innocently.
"Why don't you eat it!" Zhou Tian struggled desperately. Is this fucking rice? You are feeding pigs - it seems to be feeding pigs.
"Piggy, don't you like this?" Seeing that Zhou Tian's pig's head was wrinkled, Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help asking.
"Hum" Zhou Tian nodded quickly. Whoever likes squee is the grandson!
"That..." Nie Xiaoqian looked at Zhou Tian nodding and thought for a moment, and suddenly took out a red apple from her arms. "This is what my father gave me. I'll give it to you."
"No wonder a twelve-year-old girl's chest is so bulging, and her feelings are hidden." He was not polite on Sunday. He kicked his legs and rushed to the apple, holding it in his arms, as if he had seen his relatives.
In the next time, Sunday will rely on one apple every day. Fortunately, Sunday is not big now. An apple can eat half full, but I can't just eat like this and wait to die.
Zhou Tian now has no spiritual power in the pig's body, and the skills of the Book of Heaven cannot be practiced. After all, the pig's meridians are different from those of people.
Just as Zhou Tian was in despair, Guanyin Bodhisattva came to save the suffering.
A lotus flower, the Buddha's light in the sky, the Buddha's light dissipates, and you can see the true face of the Bodhisattva.
How can this bodhisattva look like a "strange"? He can't distinguish between men and women in his face. There is a jade bottle in his hand, and there are several willow branches in the bottle, which are majestic and majestic.
"Brother Chun? Why don't you sing and become a Bodhisattva? On Sunday, he looked at the Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was half male and female, in great surprise.
"Pirting pig, what are you talking about? Brother Chun, I am the great compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva. You say that flirting with Chang'e has committed a great crime. I want to convert with you, let you convert to my Buddha, and wash away all kinds of sins. Are you willing." Guan Shiyin Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows slightly and said to Zhou Tian.
"Can I say I don't want to?" Zhou Tian nodded quickly and said very devoutly, "I would like to convert to my Buddha."
"Okay, since you are sincere to the Buddha, this magic power will be with you." Guanyin Bodhisattva took the willow tree in the jade bottle and waved it to Zhou Tian, and then Zhou Tian became a pig-headed monster. His body was also full of spiritual power, and his spiritual cultivation was so high that Zhou Tian could not imagine it at all. It seemed that Marshal Tianpeng was not an embroidered pillow.
"Bodhisattva, what the hell is in your jade jar? What's the smell? It's like 84 disinfectant." Zhou Tian, who became a human being and had spiritual power, was naturally overjoyed, but the smell of the fairy dew in the jade bottle just now made Zhou Tian sick for a long time.
"Pig, I will return my magic power to you. You have to go to the Gao Laozhuang and wait for a person. That person is a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to go to the west to get scriptures. You have to worship him as a teacher and protect him all the way until the true scriptures of the Western Bliss. At that time, you can also be able to achieve positive results and practice the infinite real body. You understand." Guanyin Bodhisattva inserted the willow branches back into the jade bottle and said slowly.
"Bodhisattva, don't worry, disciples should remember." Zhou Tian saluted and said, remember your grandmother's legs, and I have to complete the task.
"Well, then I'll leave first. I'll go more than 500 miles to the west and talk about Gao Laozhuang. Don't delay." After the Bodhisattva finished speaking, he sat on the lotus platform and turned into a streamer and disappeared.
"No wonder people say that Brother Xinchun has eternal life. Haha, I have power!" Zhou Tian felt that he was extremely full of spiritual power, and immediately displayed the imperial air skill.
A cloud rose at the feet of Zhou Tian, and then Zhou Tian rose into the air, leaving only a roaring wind.
"It turns out that this imperial air skill is so awesome." Zhou Tian stood in the sky, overlooking the Nie family's compound under her feet, and in the yard where she had just stayed, Nie Xiaoqian was looking for something anxiously.
"Xiaoqian, hehe, thank you for taking care of me." Sunday really wants to repay this little girl. Without this little girl, I guess I have become a roast suckling pig now, but I don't have anything to do with. I think about it next Sunday and decide to talk about it later.
Zhou Tian was about to leave when he suddenly saw something flying from the sky. He reached out and grabbed it. It turned out to be his own universe's lucky bag, and his mission watch and magic pen were also in it.
Before the beginning of the task, I wore all these things on my body. When I crossed to Zhu Bajie, I was still there, but when I was reincarnated into a pig's fetus, it disappeared. Did any old friend of Zhu Bajie help take it? There is also the colorful woman on her back when she was reincarnated. Is she the old lover of Zhu Bajie? If it weren't for her grandmother's, she wouldn't have had to be a pig's baby.
I didn't think about it carefully on Sunday. It's important to complete the task first.
Open the task watch and check your task in detail.
This task is to accompany the Monkey King for a year, which should not be difficult, because no one has been erased for this task. It is estimated to be the simplest kind.
There was no delay on Sunday. After the target was targeted, he drove up and went straight to the place where Sun Wukong was.
Zhu Bajie's cultivation far exceeded that of Zhou Tian, so the speed of this imperial air skill was faster than that of the bullet train, and it could not fall down. After a while, Zhou Tian saw a mountain like the palm of his hand. Needless to ask, this is the five-finger mountain of the Buddha pressing Sun Wukong.
Zhou Tian circled around Wuzhi Mountain and found the pressed Monkey King at the foot of the mountain on the back. At this moment, the Monkey King was covered by weeds and was sleeping soundly. He looked the same as the monkey in the cage in the zoo, which was a little bigger.
In order to prevent the Monkey King from scratching himself, Zhou Tian walked over carefully and did not wake him up. When he approached him half a step away, the voice of the system suddenly sounded, "Ding Dong, the task personnel approached the task target on Sunday and began to count down. There are still six hours left before today's companionship time. Please continue. Stay within this range."
"There are still six hours left? Do you only need to stay here for six hours a day? When Zhou Tian was thinking about it, the Monkey King in the mountain suddenly opened his eyes, grinned his teeth, and suddenly poked out half of his body from the mountain and grabbed Zhou Tian.
"Gaga, I haven't eaten pork for many years. Gaga, there is a big fat pig thrown into the net when I came in. Gaga, my grandson can finally get some meat today." Sun Wukong, who grabbed Zhou Tian, couldn't stop laughing. It seems that the price of pork in Huaguo Mountain has also risen, and even the Monkey King can't afford it.
Zhou Tian, who was caught by the Monkey King, was naturally shocked. Especially after hearing that the Monkey King was going to eat himself, he was even more scared. Originally, he thought that Tang Monk's meat was tight, but he didn't expect that Zhu Bajie's meat was so popular.
Sunday will not sit and wait for his life. Under the operation of the spiritual power on his body, he will use the thunder magic.
Suddenly, a thunderball appeared in mid-air. Under a roar, the thunderball hit Sun Wukong.
"It hurts my grandson!!" Sun Wukong, who was hit by the thunderball, was in the middle of **. Under the weakness of his arm, he let Zhou Tian break free.
When Zhou Tian looked back, the yellow-haired monkey had turned into a chimpanzee, and a burning smell came out of the Monkey King.
"I originally wanted to make a joke with you, but you dared to hit my grandson with thunder. I was so angry. Look at my grandson's fiery eyes!!" Sun Wukong shot two rays of light in his eyes, and he went straight to Zhou Tian between the lightning and flints.
The light was so fast that Sunday didn't have time to react at all. The stone drop skill was also performed in an instant. He wanted to block the things around him, but the ordinary stones on the mountain could not withstand the bombardment of the golden eyes at all. They broke up one after another, and the golden light was about to shoot at his face. .
Zhou Tian was desperate, but he saw that the golden light actually bypassed his head. Under Zhou Tian's meeting, he felt that his stone-falling technique had played a role.
This stone drop can actually control the direction of Sun Wukong's golden eyes!
After controlling the golden light and changing several directions, Zhou Tian finally confirmed it, but at this time, the Monkey King also stopped casting spells.
"Grandma doesn't play anymore. I didn't play anymore. I thought it was an ordinary pig demon, but I didn't expect it to be a person with strong mana. Humph, if I hadn't been pressed here and sealed 90% of my mana, I wouldn't be afraid no matter how powerful you were. Whoo-hoo, my eyes hurt so much." Sun Wukong's eyes were red and tears were flowing. Obviously, the price of showing his fiery eyes was not small.
Believe in Guanyin to have eternal life. Before the Tang Dynasty, Guanyin was a man. The Guanyin painted by Wu Daozi seemed to have a beard, so Brother Chun was basically equal to Guanyin.
(to be continued)