Extra: One Hundred Questions for Couple Sex
Ruohan: It's an honor to be the host of this program. I'm Ruohan, and my full name is Yu Ruohan. Next, the interviewees of this issue - Gu Sheng and Fu Qingsi. Introduce yourself
Fu Qingsi: Hello, everyone, I'm Fu Qingsi...
Gu Sheng: I'm Gu Sheng.
Ruohan: All right! Let's officially start...
01. What's your name?
Gu Sheng: Gu Sheng
Fu Qingsi: Fu Qingsi.
02. Age is...
Gu Sheng: ....
Fu Qingsi: A woman's age is a secret
Audience: In fact, the author has forgotten the age of the character yourself!?
The author holds his head to avoid bricks.
03. Gender is...
Gu Sheng: Male
Fu Qingsi: Female
04. What is your personality?
Gu Sheng: I don't know
Fu Qingsi: Actually, I think I am a very good person.
Ruohan: ... Would you please answer more carefully and cooperate? This is a very serious question!
Gu Sheng: I think I'm very cooperative here now.
The author is in tears.
05. What about the other party's personality?
Gu Sheng: Contradiction, occasionally a little awkward.
Fu Qingsi: air conditioner manufacturer.
06. When did the two meet? Where is it?
Gu Sheng: My office.
Fu Qingsi: junior, his office
07. What is your first impression of the other party?
Gu Sheng: exactly the same.
Fu Qingsi: It's terrible.
Ruohan: Hello! What does it mean to be exactly the same? This impression is strange, okay!?
Gu Sheng: This is the truth.
08. What do you like about each other?
Gu Sheng: They all like it. [ Visual light silk]
Fu Qingsi: [blush] In fact, I don't think it's good to lie, but... well, I also like it.
Ruohan: Have you been threatened? Just tell the truth! I'll cover you!
Gu Sheng: [Exhibiting cold air] Huh~?
The author ran away with his head in his arms.
09. What do you hate about each other?
Gu Sheng: It will be inexplicably awkward.
Fu Qingsi: Domineering.
Ruohan: [Curiosity] What does inexplicable awkward mean?
The whole audience was silent for ten seconds.
Then Fu Qingsi pulled Gu Sheng out of his seat and whispered in a small corner for a while. When he returned to his seat, Fu Qingsi blushed, and Gu Sheng's face was smiling.
The author was about to open his mouth and ask something, but he was scared by the eyes of the heroine and the hero.
10. Do you think you have a good relationship with each other?
Gu Sheng:...
Fu Qingsi: What is phase?
Ruohan: ... [silence]
11. What do you call each other?
Gu Sheng: Wife.
Fu Qingsi: A Sheng.
12. What do you want to be called?
Gu Sheng: A Sheng.
Fu Qingsi: Um... It doesn't matter!
13. If you use animal metaphors, what do you think the other party is?
Gu Sheng: Rabbit that can bite people.
Fu Qingsi: Huh, why?
Gu Sheng looked at Fu Qingsi with similar sad emotions on his face, and stared at the curious author while Fu Qingsi was not paying attention.
Audience: You are the author.
14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, will you choose?
Gu Sheng: She will like what I gave her.
Fu Qingsi: Same...
Ruohan: Cough!! It's off topic!! What I want to ask is what will be sent...
Gu Sheng looked at the author. Just as the author planned to skip it, Gu Sheng said unexpectedly.
Gu Sheng said word by word: Send it to yourself.
15. What gift do you want?
Gu Sheng: She sent it.
Fu Qingsi: [Thinking] Hey, it seems that there is really nothing I want.
Ruohan: Is it because there is no shortage...
16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What is usually the matter?
Gu Sheng: No dissatisfaction.
Fu Qingsi: There is no dissatisfaction.
17. Your problem is.
Gu Sheng: I don't know.
Fu Qingsi: Your question is so boring.
The author burst into tears for the second time.
18. What's wrong with the other party?
Gu Sheng: She is fine everywhere.
Fu Qingsi: possessive.
19. What do you do to make each other unhappy?
Gu Sheng: [Thinking] seems to be a lot.
Fu Qingsi: Let's get along with others.
20. What will the other party do to make you unhappy?
Fu Qingsi: Being pestered by a woman and touching another woman.
Gu Sheng: Touched by others,
21. To what extent is your relationship?
Fu Qingsi: Um... Um... Ouch... I... [blush]
Gu Sheng: Everything that husband and wife will do has been done.
22. Where was their first date?
Fu Qingsi: Ah, it should be Paris
Gu Sheng: It should be, but Paris.
23. What was the atmosphere when the two met at that time?
Fu Qingsi: I forgot...
Gu Sheng: Very good.
Ruohan: Gu Sheng, I don't understand what you mean by 'very good'.
Fu Qingsi: [sip] I don't understand either.
24. How did it go at that time?
Fu Qingsi: Ah, I don't know how to say it. Why is there such a problem?
Gu Sheng:......
25. What is the place you often go to?
Fu Qingsi:......[Two eyes seem to have tears]
Gu Sheng: I think we should find a good date when we have time...
26. What will you do for each other's birthday?
Fu Qingsi: It depends on the mood at that time.
Gu Sheng: Book a seat in the restaurant, and then...
Ruohan: Huh? Go on!
Gu Sheng: Wash it.
Fu Qingsi, who is drinking water: Poof!!!!!
Ruohan looked down at his clothes ticking like a fountain in tears.
27. Who confessed first?
Fu Qingsi: I, but he did that first.
Gu Sheng: She
Ruohan: What is that?
Fu Qingsi: [blush to burst, and then roar] What is that seducing X!!!!! Don't ask!!! The soul is light!!!
Gu Sheng's lips were pleasant.
28. How much do you like each other?
Fu Qingsi: Well, I like it very much and won't leave him.
Gu Sheng: I like it very much. I can't live without her. [ Talk nonsense! Didn't you live in those seven years!?]
29. So, is this love?
Fu Qingsi: Yes, what else?
Gu Sheng: Yes.
30. What does the other party say that will make you feel helpless?
Fu Qingsi: Skip this question.
Gu Sheng: [Unconditional consent]
32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?
Fu Qingsi: Of course not!! Sheng, you know the consequences!
Gu Sheng: Well, I know.
Ruohan: So what about your answer?
Gu Sheng: Obviously, no.
33. What will happen if the other party is more than an hour late for the appointment?
Fu Qingsi:......
Gu Sheng:......
silence...
Half a day......
Fu Qingsi: [bitter tone] It seems that we haven't made much appointment.
Gu Sheng: I will arrange it after the interview.
34. Which part of the other person's body do you like best?
Fu Qingsi: [shy] I like it all.
Gu Sheng: The whole body.
35. What is the sexy expression of the other party?
Fu Qingsi: Anytime and anywhere... Uh-huh.
Gu Sheng: [Pand] Well, when H.
Ruohan: Oh, oh, oh!!! [ [P]
36. What makes your heart beat the most when two people are together?
Fu Qingsi: [Do not hesitate to speak]
Gu Sheng: ** When doing things. Except for the first two words, the words after them can be removed as appropriate.
The audience laughed meaningfully.
37. Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?
Fu Qingsi: There is no need to lie at present.
Ruohan: When will it be available?
Fu Qingsi: It depends.
Gu Sheng: Wife...
38. What do you feel happiest when doing?
Fu Qingsi: It is always the happiest.
Gu Sheng: My favorite thing to do.
Ruohan:==Man.
39. Have you ever quarreled?
Fu Qingsi: It's been quarreled.
Gu Sheng: We quarreled.
40. What kind of quarrels are they?
Fu Qingsi: The most serious time was that I divorced him. Oh, I haven't been divorced, and if I remarry after that, I basically didn't quarrel.
Gu Sheng: She wants to divorce me...
41. How to make up after that?
Fu Qingsi: That's it.
Gu Sheng: ... [Blood silently in my heart]
42. Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?
Fu Qingsi: Let's see God's arrangement.
Gu Sheng: Of course.
43. When will you feel [loved]?
Fu Qingsi: Anytime.
Gu Sheng: ...when you are worried about me.
Ruohan: Men...
44. When will it make you feel [maybe he doesn't love me anymore...]?
Fu Qingsi: He took a look at other women! [ Complaint]
Gu Sheng: She talked with other men for a while... especially the... senior.
Ruohan: == Don't be so possessive, okay? I'm so envious.
45. What is your love expression?
Fu Qingsi: There is no special way.
Gu Sheng: Kiss her,...
Ruohan: Oh! What does the ellipsis after the comma mean?
[46 Where has it been? Swallowed.]
47. Is there anything hidden between the two?
Fu Qingsi: No.
Gu Sheng: No.
Ruohan: My eyes are blinded.
48. Does your sense of inferiority come from?
Fu Qingsi: No inferiority complex.
Gu Sheng: There is no inferiority complex.
Ruohan: == No wonder it's a pair.
49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or confidential?
Fu Qingsi: certified...
Gu Sheng: The whole world knows and recognizes it.
50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Fu Qingsi: I didn't think about something so far away.
Gu Sheng: Look at her.
Ruohan: == I suddenly felt that the omnipotent Gu Sheng had also become a wife slave, subservant under the light pomegranate skirt, babaha. [ Suddenly felt cold, said a conclusion to the audience wisely, and ran away with his head in his arms]
Concluding remarks: Well, the first half of the 50 questions have been completed. To be honest, I don't remember what I wrote!! Ah, I'm ashamed. I'm really sorry for the bad ending... Can you make up for it? I will explain that Fu Qingsi will inexplicably forgive Gu Sheng for the wool == if the lower half of 50 questions come out.
Then I'm curious about what's going on after the collection and rising... Well, I'm too unsatisfied.