Tianzi No. 4: How can the old man return? 1
Strange things happen every year, especially this year.
It is said that in this nine heavens, Qinglong, the Eastern Emperor, who had not taken the initiative to participate in the war for many years, actually responded to the order of the Emperor of Heaven and personally went to the south to seal the evil obstacles in troubled times. Now he not only stays in the southern land, which is like purgatory for more than a thousand years, but also brings back a phoenix with a very different personality.
The godless immortals have started their long-mated gossip career again~
Little Phoenix is beautiful, but her brain is a little silly.
It is said that now there is only her bloodline of the fire phoenix left in the world. The Heavenly Emperor is well known, but she is not very popular with this mysterious fire phoenix, which is difficult to explore, and even a little afraid.
He chased the Eastern Emperor all day and kept shouting "Master". Other fairy friends wanted to come forward to ask for something, but they were always forced to escape with an embarrassing face by her confused expression. Originally, they had nothing to do but made themselves as the evil uncle who committed crimes by ** innocent girl~
In addition, the Eastern Emperor was very "protected" against it, and it was easy to get close to him.
Over the past hundred years, the little phoenix was still the confused and naive appearance that was brought back, causing countless good people to often come to the Eastern Emperor's mansion to hand over the invitation, obviously to ask the Eastern Emperor's moral skills.
But everyone knows those flowers, but they just want to seize the opportunity to meet the little phoenix "raised in a boudoir".
One day, Taishang Laojun and Tongyue didn't know where he was half drunk. He staggered along the path to the door of a house. His feet were unstable. Taishang Laojun shook and hit the heavy door with a loud "bang" sound, and an instant raised a big bag on his head.
Yue Lao held a wine jar in his arms and pointed to Taishang Laojun with a smile, "You guys... Why did you dance to the eaves? Come and pull me... It's really..." Look up and take a sip of the fragrant wine.
Taishang Laojun covered his really painful forehead and turned around in the direction of Yue Lao's words, "You... you have no conscience, and you don't help me..." Suddenly, he turned around and didn't know where he wanted to point, and said angrily, "Which bastard... dares to smash your old man. Grandpa Jun's head? Huh?! Don't die?!"
Yue Laowo held the jar in the corner and burped, and then raised his head. His eyes fell on the plaque hanging high on the door beam, "Donglin Mansion?" Suddenly, he rubbed his eyes and made sure that he was right. "It's strange that the name of the Donglin Palace is so familiar... Besides, look at the appearance of this place, that is the level of the palace. How can you call the house lose your identity like this... Hiccup..."
Taishang Laojun laughed and slapped Yue Lao on the shoulder, who was paralyzed on the ground. "I remember, brother, isn't the residence of the Eastern Emperor that Donglin Mansion? That's what everyone is spreading, and there is a small phoenix hidden in it..."
"Hmm?" Yue Lao waved his hand disapprovingly, "No matter what the Eastern Emperor is, let's go in and talk about it~ Only the high pillow soft bed is the most comfortable~" Then Orange's body crookedly embraced the Taishang Laojun, making a wall-piercing technique about to fall into the wall. How do you know that a transparent boundary with blue light binds the two The real popped out of the wall, and both of them knocked down to the ground in confusion.
"Oh! I don't believe it can stop me!" Yue Lao snorted coldly and rushed forward with all his strength, but with little effect.
When Yue Lao was drunk and fooling around like a child, Taishang Laojun sat on the ground leisurely and happily with the wine in the wine jar, the closed door slowly opened. Before he could see who it was, a dazzling red corner floated out first.
Taishang Laojun suspected that he rubbed his eyelids vigorously while not forgetting to pull the hem of Yue Lao's clothes.
Yue Lao turned around impatiently and stared at him, "What are you doing, you immortal?"
Taishang Laojun's chin put down the woman in red who came out of the gate and raised his eyebrows drunkenly. "How many beauties have I seen in the world, but this one is a little special~" he said and touched his chin.
Yue Lao looked at Tai Shang Laojun like a fly and looked at the door along Lao Jun's sight. She really saw a woman in red veil coming out with a fairy maidservant and leaving in the opposite direction of theirs. The red veil was on the ground, vaguely depicting Miaoman's body line under the red veil.
"Yo~ You have a good figure~ It's a pity that you can't see the appearance clearly after being veiled. Hey, you are old and immortal. In case you have a figure and shameless, won't you think about the cliff again? You forgot to see the flowery one last time..."
"Hight!" Taishang Laojun quickly stood up. How could he be half drunk just now? He had already retreated in horror and almost protected his chest. "Don't mention the last thing again! Must a beautiful woman be named 'like a flower'? Don't play with me..."
Yue Lao took out a folding fan from nowhere and walked leisurely in the direction of the girl in red. "Although the satisfactory name is not a beauty, the one just now... If you can't see it, how can I do in this nine heavens?"
Taishang Laojun quickly followed him and looked at him suspiciously, "What do you want to do?"
"What do you think?"
Taishang Laojun suddenly retreated a few steps with fear, but stopped the impulse to run away and stammed, "Hey... She is from the Eastern Emperor. Don't make trouble for me!"
Yue Lao hooked his lips and smiled, "The more he is, the more I want to provoke him... I am relieved to see that iceberg face~"
"It is said that vengeful guys must take a detour to hide, but the Eastern Emperor is a rigid person and meets you, a great man, alas... I just hope that the nine heavens don't mess~"
"Then will you accompany me to the theater or not? Free~"
Taishang Laojun stroked his forehead, "Who told you to be my brother? How can there be no reason to leave your brother alone?"
Old Yue is in a good mood, "If you can really be so righteous, how much strength will you save? When something happens, you run faster than anyone else. As your brother, I don't know how much you will lose~ Hey~ Why is she there?
After saying that, Yue Lao pointed to the red shadow parked by the lake, which was the woman in red who had just come out of Donglin Mansion.
Lao Jun curled his lips and yawned, "You may be looking for a place to fish~ Didn't you hear about it? The little phoenix has a strange temper~ It's not guaranteed that it will jump into a poisonous lake or something to scare others the next moment. You haven't listened to those scattered immortals' descriptions~ It's almost said that the devil of hell has been reincarnated, and there is a unique way to play tricks on people~"
While talking here, Yue Lao, who had been paying attention to the lake, only felt a red shadow floating in the corners of his eyes, followed by a muffled sound of a heavy object falling into the water, and the fairy maiden voice shouted:
"Come on! My lady fell into the water... Come on!"
Even the lazy Taishang Laojun glanced at what he didn't care about just now. The same month old man looked at him thoughtfully and rushed over.