Chapter 45: Disgust and Undestructible
In the Tsinghua courtyard, Jun Yuchen stood behind Zichu and held her hand. The two seemed to practice calligraphy intimately for half a day.
At first, Jun Yuchen taught that he was still very interested and rigorous. Although Zichu was also very interested in learning, his skills were really poor. Therefore, after practicing for a long time, he was either criticized by Jun Yuchen for shaking his hands, or said that her font strokes were really strange.
Naturally, Zichu could not explain this. In his original era, he rarely used a pen as a writing tool. For her, she only has her own name, which is the most familiar and fluent Chinese character she wrote.
But she can't even say such a reason, because even if she says it, Jun Yuchen can't understand it. Maybe she will treat her as a monster. Therefore, after Jun Yuchen severely criticized her for dismantling the strokes and bounced it on her forehead, she finally couldn't help putting the pen and ink in her hand, with her hands on her waist, and roared as a Hedong lion: "Okay, don't look so lively. Always say that I'm stupid, which really pissed me off. Come on, let's try and see who has a better brain?"
Jun Yuchen only felt funny when he heard the words. How dare the little girl shout that his brain is easy to use in front of him? I really don't know how to write dead words!
In order to completely establish his high image in front of her, he responded proudly, "Compare, will I still be afraid of you?"
Zi Chu stared at him fiercely, thought about it, then snapped his fingers and said, "Okay, I'll answer the question. Let me ask you, what's Zhang Fei's mother's surname?
Jun Yuchen was stunned when asked, Zhang Fei? He is well known as Zhang Fei's heroes, but who is Zhang Fei's mother? There is no record of this in history books?
Then he frowned and thought for a long time before he said, "I don't know. Since you have this question, let's talk about it."
"Stupid!"
Zichu said, picked up the pen and drew a stroke on his forehead, and then said swell, "Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu, because nothing (Wu's) has nothing to do (fly)! I don't understand this. How dare you call me stupid? Humph!"
Jun Yuchen was speechless by her words. After thinking about it, it really made sense. So he could only swallow this breath, and then Zichu said again, "The second question, Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu. What's Zhang Fei's father's surname?"
This time, Jun Yuchen can be regarded as thinking. He fully learned the lessons of the previous question and thought about it for a while before he said proudly, "I know, it's troublesome!"
"You pig! You're the only one who got angry, stupid! Let me ask you, don't you have your father's surname? His father must be surnamed Zhang!"
After saying that, Zichu picked up the pen again and drew a stroke on Jun Yuchen's right cheek. Then he made a grimace and said very provocatively, "How's it going? How dare you say I'm stupid? Humph! If I don't show you something awesome, you still think my aunt is a little white cat!"
Jun Yuchen was scratched and covered his face and screamed. After rushing into the room and taking a picture of the bronze mirror, he came out and said angrily, "No! You asked these two questions, so I lost. Now, for the sake of fairness, it's my turn to answer the question.
Zichu smiled charmingly at him without mind, waved his hand to contempt, and said, "Don't you come here, will I still be afraid of your little carving skill?"
Jun Yuchen looked at her bright eyes and knew that this girl had a lot of ideas, and the general idea would definitely fail her. Moreover, he was conceited as a famous man, and he was unwilling to question her with conventional poems. After thinking about it, he finally took out a jade pendant between his sleeves and threw it in mid-air. After asking for the first time, "This jade pendant is the pattern of Phoenix Xiang on the front and the four words Shengshi Rongchang on the reverse. Now, can you guess whether the side facing the palm of my hand is positive or negative?
Zichu held his chin thoughtfully in the palm of his hand, and finally his eyes lit up and said, "I guessed!"
What is it? I warn you that if you lose, I will also draw two strokes on your face.
Zichu snapped his finger carelessly: "Don't worry, I won't guess wrong."
"What the hell is that?"
"Guess!"
After saying that, Zichu giggled and ran out. As he ran, he smiled at him and said, "You want to play this with me, you are still young!" Hahahaha!"
Jun Yuchen was painted several times, and his face was dazzled. At this time, he was dressed in women's clothes, which looked even more ridiculous. He wanted to find an opportunity to revenge, but unexpectedly, he was far more shrewd than himself. Seeing him running over, he hid far away in the yard.
Looking at her bright and beautiful smile, Jun Yuchen felt something strange in her heart. He has never seen a woman have such a side. He remembers that she is charming and enthusiastic, her cheerful and lively, her kindness and straightforwardness, and her cleverness and mischievousness just now... With so many faces, he couldn't help but feel intoxicated.
When he saw her laughing, he was also in a good mood. When he saw her shed tears of sadness and anger for the death of the maid, he also felt sad. She was beaten, and he couldn't wait to be beaten for her. He also hated the people she hated. Even the flowers she liked, when he passed by, he would see more and more beautiful...
He doesn't know what's wrong with him? At such a big age, he has never tried to have such a feeling for anyone. At the beginning, he pestered her to return to Songfu, and he naturally had his own considerations. It is naturally an excellent way for him to find out Song Shi'an's cards and sneak into his house.
However, the later he became, the more reluctant he was to leave her for a moment... Even if she instructed herself to do the work he had never done before, he could only bravely follow first. Thinking of his majestic prince, how has he ever suffered such a grievance? Being commanded by a little girl's shouting command, even the bodyguards around him couldn't stand it. But he endured, suffered, and was willing to... Did you really fall in love with her?
When this idea suddenly came to Jun Yuchen's mind, he was also shocked. He instinctively covered his mouth and wandered in the room for a few times in fear. When he came to the eaves and saw Zichu wearing a basket and picking ripe mulberry fruits among the flowers and trees in the yard, he hid behind the rockery with his waist and meowed his nose and meowed a few times.
Zichu heard the sound and looked out. Where did the wild cat come from? Then I saw the half skirt outside the rockery. She smiled in her heart, picked up a few mulberries, and threw them at Jun Yuchen without saying a word. As she threw them, she said, "Brick you greedy cat! It's not spring now. Why come here if you have nothing to do!"
Jun Yuchen was lost in the buttocks by her. He turned his head and saw that a good skirt had now been dyed with a large area of red. It looked like blood stains, and he heard Zichu smile over there and said, "Hahaha! I can tell you that this color can't be washed off. Just rub it slowly and see if you dare to say I'm stupid next time!"
Jun Yuchen was thrown away and hugged the mouse. When the two made a lot of trouble, cinnamon opened the door with a snack and came in. After seeing the color on Jun Yuchen's skirt, she blushed and turned to Zichu and said, "Miss, Yujiu..."
When Zi first saw the appearance of cinnamon, he knew that she had misunderstood. But she never told her Jun Yuchen's true identity, so she had to smile and said to Jun Yuchen, "Why don't you go to the room and change your skirt? You will be seen laughing carefully for a while."
"Joke? What are you laughing at about me?
Jun Yuchen was puzzled. First, he touched his face and thought that the cinnamon was scared by the ink stains on his face, and then ran back to the house.
"Miss, when the maid came in from the outside, I saw the second lady go out with the maid. Look, she is dressed beautifully, hum! Maybe I'll go out to provoke butterflies again.
Zichu heard the words and put down the mulberry basket in his hand and meditated, "Song Zilan ran out at this time? It shouldn't be. She went out at this time. Did she go to find Sheng Chonghua's scum?"
"It must be! Humph, dog man and woman! Miss, shall we inform your uncle to give them some surprises?
Zichu shook his head. After Jun Yuchen changed his clothes and came out of the room, he waved to him and said, "Do you want to go out for a walk?"
"Good! Where are you going?"
Zichu smiled at him and did not reply. He only let cinnamon guard the door in the yard, then ran to the room to dress up carefully, and quietly slipped out of the side door of the backyard with Jun Yuchen.
Song Zilan took two maids to the teahouse. After entering the elegant room, she waited left and right. After waiting for a long time, she saw Sheng Chonghua coming late. She was angry and asked, "Why did you come so late?" Don't you really care about me? Humph, Sheng Chonghua, if you don't want this child, I'll go out and drop him soon! Don't be afraid of such aggrieved!"
Who knows, Sheng Chonghua used to be perfunctory, but this time it has changed to normal. To Song Zilan's anger, he just sat down leisurely and calmly, then scolded, opened the folding fan in his hand, put on the appearance of a elegant scum, and said, "What is this? I finally came out to see you once before I met you, but you said such words to blackmail people. Zilan, it's not that I'm talking about you, you are a lady, and such a temperament will be difficult for me to be the eldest daughter-in-law of Shengfu in the future! This woman should look like a woman. How about those gentle and charming people in the past? How can you be different when you get pregnant?
"You! - Sheng Chonghua, how could you say such a thing to me? You have gone too much!"
Song Zilan was enraged in an instant. She was already fierce, and she had been spoiled and arrogant since she was a child. Therefore, in excitement, she picked up the tea cup in front of her and threw it at Sheng Chonghua.