Chapter 88: Who are you scolding?
After Zichu finished ordering the dishes, he picked up the remaining pot of wine on the table and poured more than half of it for Shangguan Wanyin. He slowly replied, "I dare not be your best friend. I just ask you not to treat me as Lv Dongbin in the future."
Shangguan Wanyin hasn't come to her senses after hearing this, and the cinnamon first sneered happily. Seeing the state of the two masters and servants, Shangguan Wanyin covered her head and thought about it. Finally, when I finally understood, I couldn't help saying angrily, "Who are you scolding for being a dog?" Song Zichu, do you believe it or not..."
"Don't threaten me, I don't believe anything. Shangguan Wanyin, I know that you didn't like me since we first met. You helped Song Zilan play tricks on me, and you almost made a fool of me in the queen's palace. It's a pity that you calculated me so painstakingly that I finally escaped. Because of you, I am also very appreciated by the Queen. She said that adults don't remember villains. Therefore, although I don't understand why I offended you, I don't think I'm wrong at all to scold you for biting Lv Dongbin for not knowing good people.
"You! You are so unreasonable! Come on, kick her out! I don't want her to sit here and drink!"
Zichu saw several maids breaking in, but he didn't seem to be panicked at all. She just fixedly patted something in the dark pocket of her chest and said to the maids, "It's said that it's hard to go against your fate, and I understand your difficulties. But what should I do? What I have here is what the Empress wrote herself. You said, what if it is damaged when you push it, can't you afford to pay for such a treasure?
Several maids were indeed successfully shocked by her words. After following Shangguan Wanyin for so many years, how could they not understand what the so-called concept of royal gift is? Since she has something written by the queen in her arms, she doesn't want to touch this mold again.
Seeing his maids retreat in turn, Shangguan Wanyin couldn't help patting the table angrily and said angrily, "You all come back. What are you going to do? Is this going to be reversed?
"Do you know that you are so angry and easy to get old quickly? Look at you, you are about the same age as me, but you look like my stepmother. Oh, Miss Shangguan, I really sympathize with you from the bottom of my heart.
When Zichu was so excited, Shangguan Wanyin pulled her hair and said irritably, "Song Zichu, if you say anything cheap, believe me or not, I will beat you?"
" letter! Of course I believe it. But do you believe it or not, as long as you dare to do it, I won't let you take advantage of it at all?
"You... Humph! Forget it, you go. I don't want to see you..."
Speaking of this, Shangguan Wanyin suddenly leaned down, scolded, and spit out all the wine she had drunk before. The whole room was suddenly full of the smell of wine and indescribable smell. Zichu frowned. At this time, the shopkeeper and the maid came in with wine dishes. Seeing this, Shangguan Wanyin's maid hurried over to help her master up.
After cleaning up the mess of the room, I saw that Shangguan Wanyin was almost drunk. Zichu ordered her maid to send her back. Who knew that this person had just been sent to the door, and she came back full of blood, and she didn't know which one was wrong. Shangguan Wanyin turned over and rushed to Zichu and rushed into her arms. She cried, "Brother Chen, brother Chen, how can you do this to me? Do you know how sad I am? Why did you look at Yang Surong, but didn't look at me more? Why? Why on earth is that?
Zichu's chest was punched vigorously by her, and even the food she had just eaten in her mouth was knocked out. After taking a few breaths, she waved her hand repeatedly and said, "Hey, hey! Shangguan Wanyin, don't pretend to be crazy! Let me tell you, I'm Song Zichu, and I'm not your ruthless sweetheart!"
What else is Brother Chen? I still love my brother! It's disgusting, and the goose bumps are about to be shaken off by her.
Zichu shivered and hurried to get up. Forget it, let's change places. What's the matter with a drunken cat?
Who knows that Shangguan Wanyin, who is drunk, doesn't think so at all. Although she is very drunk, everyone who has been with drunk knows that as long as this person drinks too much, many people usually dare not do it at all and will not tell the truth. At this time, she speaks very smoothly.
Shangguan Wanyin obviously belongs to the kind of person who tells the truth after drinking. After listening to Zichu's words, she immediately shook her head and said, "No! I don't allow you to say that about my brother Chen. You don't know that he is the most handsome and noble man in the world. I have liked him since I was a child, and I have been thinking about being his princess for many years. You, Song Zichu, have never seen his demeanor, otherwise, I'm sure you will be like those women today, hoping to take him for yourself... Really, my brother Chen, he is so handsome... I, I like him, I just like him..."
"Tut! Hearing this, I have a toothache. Shangguan Wanyin, I appreciate your courage and frankness. But please don't wipe my sleeves as a silk scarf. Also, I'm a woman like you, but I'm not interested in your so-called most handsome and noble brother Chen in the world.
It seemed to be irritated by Zichu's words. Shangguan Wanyin immediately rolled her tongue and stammered her waist and said angrily, "You... You know the goods! Humph, you haven't seen my brother Chen, that's why you dare to say such a thing. If you don't believe it, let's make a bet. If you see him in person and still don't care, I... I believe that you really don't like him!"
"I'm not interested in playing with you. Okay, I'm leaving. Let go."
"No, you haven't seen my brother Chen yet. I won't let you go until you see him!"
After saying that, between the two entangled, they didn't know who pinched whom first. In a word, after hearing a sharp cry of pain, Zichu said angrily, "Shangguan Wanyin, your saliva has wet my chest!"
What's the name? Song Zichu got wet when he got wet. What's the big deal? At worst, I'll send someone to compensate you for ten pieces tomorrow!"
When Zi first saw her like this, he laughed completely. Haha, I used to think that this girl was a princess who died of illness, but now I know that she will die if she doesn't die!
So, she picked up a pot of wine on the table and poured it on Shangguan Wan's head.
"Ah! What are you doing? You... Do you dare to water me with wine? You are crazy!"
After pouring a pot of wine, Zichu threw the empty wine pot straight to the side and sat down with a big thorn and said, "What dare I do? You are the daughter of General Shangguan, Miss Qianjin, and I am also a lady in the left prime minister's mansion. Our identities are almost the same. You are human, and I am also human. If you dare to stop me and scold and damage me, why don't I dare to wake you up with wine? Didn't your mother teach you that people humiliate themselves and won't die if they don't die?
How long has Shangguan Wanyan grown so old to suffer such grievances? At that moment, they shouted angrily and couldn't help rushing up, and the two of them fought together.
At the beginning of this time, she still took advantage of getting drunk. Although Shangguan Wanyan has practiced kung fu since she was a child, she has already drunk almost at this time. Naturally, it seems much dull when punching and feet, and although Zichu is not a practitioner, it is better because he has a clear eye, quick hands and sensitive movements.
In this kind of game, both of them have their own wins and losses. After hearing a sound of ping-pong, the maids opened the door and saw both of them sitting on the ground with shattering hair. Shangguan Wanyan seemed to be slightly better. She rode on Zichu's waist and pulled her hair with one hand. Zichu held her chest, and the two stared at each other fiercely. Shangguan Wan said, "Let go!"
"No! I want you to let it go first!"
"Dream! Humph!"
When the maids saw this, they were silent. Seeing that Shangguan Wan's maid was about to come over to help, Guipi quickly picked up an empty wine pot, patted hard on the table, and said fiercely, "Who dares to come forward to help? Ask me if the wine pot in my hand will answer first!"
Zichu laughed and trembled all over. After a few words, he lifted Shangguan Wanyan from his body and gave a thumbs up to cinnamon: "Awesome! Sure enough, there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals! Haha, you can teach me!"
gui pi replied to her with a smile very tacitly and said modestly, "Of course, don't look who my master is!"
"You two are all right! Don't be proud in front of me!"
Shangguan Wanxuan was helped to get up from the ground by her maid, because her hair was messed up in the process of beating, and she was poured a pot of wine on her head before. At this time, the description seemed very embarrassing. But she still roared so angrily, and then Chong Zichu said, "Don't be proud. Hum, your fiance has been robbed by your sister. What are you ashamed to say in front of me? Speaking of which, the two of us laugh in 50 steps and 100 steps, and no one is better than anyone!"
Zichu smiled and said carelessly, "Who said I was half a catty with you? You like others, but they don't like you. As for me, I don't like Sheng Chonghua's rotten cucumber. Since Song Zilan likes to pick up rags, why don't I, as a sister, fulfill her? Anyway, it's rags. If she doesn't put it away, it will pollute the air, won't it?
Although Shangguan Wanyan acted boldly, it was also the first time she heard such scary words. Not only her, but even a few well-informed maids around her were shocked and speechless.
So, after a moment of silence, Shangguan Wan suddenly burst into a burst of cheerful laughter.
"Hahaha! Rotten cucumber, haha, Song Zichu, you are telling the truth! Why didn't I find out before that you used to be a temperamental person like me? Haha, I like your nature!"