Chapter 264: The Red-eyed Cock
As for whether he is a saint or not, he is just a temptation, so he no longer cares about it.
There was nothing to say at night, and the sudden rainstorm stopped not long after the rain stopped in the prayer before Zichu went to bed. When she woke up from sleep, she heard that it was quiet outside the window. She suddenly sat up and said in her heart, "God is really not long-sighted!" It stopped raining so soon!
The next morning, the whole army left immediately after breakfast. Zichu had two full sleeps. After getting up, he saw those officers and soldiers who were obviously a little sleep-deprived and couldn't help sympathizing in his heart.
Although they also had a tent last night, and they would not get wet on rainy days, the tent was set outside. After the rain, the humidity was so heavy that they must not have slept well all night. Therefore, even if he is a tough man, he looks a little careless at this time.
Yibuqun found that Zichu looked at the sergeant's eyes and asked puzzledly, "What are you looking at? What the hell is going on?
"Nothing, I just think it's hard to be a soldier. Look, none of them has slept well.
Of course, she didn't say the latter half, and it would be even harder to follow such a perverted master as you.
Yi Bqun glanced at his general, put his hands behind him, and said indifferently, "Since you have been on the battlefield, you should be proud of the grass leather shroud!" What is a rain in this area? When it really starts a war, it's easy to break hands and feet, and it's great luck to go back alive.
"Then since you know this, why do you still go to war everywhere?"
Zichu couldn't help but say this for a moment. Xiangluo's belligerent reputation is very loud in the Three Kingdoms. Every time Zichu hears about war or something, almost the protagonist has the three bright words Yi Buchun!
Really, it's just a red-eyed rooster! It's still a rooster with a Ota mole!
When Yi Buchun heard the words, he snorted coldly and said, "I won't go to war. Do I have to wait for you, Jin Xuguo and other countries to attack and embezzle my land one by one? This world has always been the law of the jungle. Only the strong can survive with dignity!"
Zichu couldn't help frowning when he heard this, but think about it again, from his perspective and position, it's also true that if he doesn't hit others, others may not have to hit him.
It is completely impossible to annex the rest of the two countries without fighting peace.
However, for Mao's history, the man who was the emperor took it as his responsibility to unify the world? This is really a puzzling question!
Besides, the reason why Jin Xuguo is so prosperous is largely because of the right time, place and chance. Other countries really can't copy the experience.
When I first remembered the gangster movies I watched in my last life, the scenes of my son inheriting my father's career suddenly burst out laughing.
Yi Boqun looked at her and frowned, "What are you laughing at?"
"I think, anyway, only you kings want to fight for territory, why let the people below carry their heads and fight for you? How about this? Several monarchs have come out to compete in martial arts. Whoever wins will be the co-owner of the world. This method is the most convenient, haha! Hahaha!"
Yi Buchun rarely showed a happy expression close to a smile and nodded, "What you said is a little interesting. Indeed, if you can do this, it will save trouble, and I don't have to worry about the army's military's money. Moreover, I am confident that I will definitely be above them with my martial arts strategy.
The implication is that if you think that the king of the Three Kingdoms will definitely win the competition.
Zi was disdainful in his original intention and said to himself: As soon as my husband takes action, he will definitely knock you down, and there is also the help of those people around him. If you kings really want to be better than martial arts, they will die faster! Humph!
Thinking that he could soon leave this pervert and return to Jun Yuchen's side, Zichu was in a good mood and was too lazy to talk to Yi. Instead, he got on the car and went straight to find a book and sat by the window of the car, looking at it and waiting at ease.
There was a kowtow shouting ten thousand years old outside the car, and Zichu only turned a deaf ear. The morning sun shines obliquely on Zichu's body through the curtain, shining her flowing black hair and slender and graceful side shadows, as if she were a fairy who is about to fly up the next moment, which is beautiful and swaying.
Yi Buchun sat behind her side and looked at this extremely beautiful figure. Several times, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and grasping her long ribbon hanging on the edge of her skirt. It seems that this is the only way to make sure that she will not suddenly disappear and keep her by her side forever.
However, due to his dignity as a man and the reservedness of the emperor, he was still embarrassed to do so.
At noon, I stopped on the road for half an hour. After lunch, at dusk, the brigade finally arrived at the foot of Chisheng Mountain.
This time, after getting off the carriage, Zichu finally saw the supreme power of the so-called imperial power again.
Legend has it that Chisheng Mountain should have been surrounded by dense forests. At this time, it was forced by the army that arrived a few days ago and drove a road leading to the top of the mountain. The fallen trees were temporarily piled up on both sides of the passage. The fractures were neat, and the leaves were still lush green. At a glance, it was extremely spectacular.
However, with such a steep cliff, even if there is a passage, it is still difficult for cars and horses to pass.
That is to say, the ancient man who cheated her father did not have a cable car, so now, she is asked to climb to the top of the mountain with bare hands as a pregnant woman!
Zichu stood at the foot of the mountain and looked at the towering peaks with a look of despair.
Yi Budun traveled all the way. In order to take into account the etiquette of the heavenly family and endure the lingering way of marching, at this moment, since he must walk at the foot of the mountain, looking at Zichu's appearance, he simply didn't care about any bullshit. He said to Zichu, "It's okay. Come here, I'll carry you up the mountain."
Zichu was shocked and said, "I'm afraid this... is not good..."
Cut, what do you mean? I don't know him very well, so I don't want him to recite it!
Seeing that Zichu actually refused his generous reward, Yi Buchun suddenly turned black. Just at this time, the ceremonial officer who came to welcome the emperor also shook his head and advised: "The emperor is a noble body. How can he... How can he go up the mountain with his wife? Such behavior is inval! Weichen has prepared a sedan chair and asked the emperor and queen to get on the sedan chair.
Zichu listened and thought that there was still a human sedan chair without a cable car. It was related to the safety of the little baby in her womb, and she didn't care about any humanity or inhumanity. Anyway, there is a famous saying that I am the biggest pregnant woman, so I nodded vigorously to show my satisfaction with the arrangement of this ceremonial officer.
Who knows, even if the ceremonial officer repeatedly objected, but at this time, Yi Buqun was in high spirits and could not listen to any objection at all. As soon as he stretched out his hand and grabbed Zichu's wrist, he pulled the person to his back and lay down. Then he grasped her knees with both hands, regardless of whether she supported her or not, he moved a little under his body. People are already a few feet away, and the people around them are stunned.
Zichu was on his back and barely grabbed his shoulder. In his heart, he suddenly remembered a wise saying - this is called riding a tiger is hard to get off!
Yi Buchun listened to Zichu's scream and felt that her soft body was bumping up and down on her body, and her hands were still clinging to her neck tightly. Suddenly, she was in a good mood and couldn't help laughing.
The generals and ministers guarding by the royal road were greatly surprised to hear this. They had never seen such an unruly and happy emperor. Some people can't help slandering in their hearts. What medicine did the queen take for the emperor? How could he become like this?
Because it is too rare to see Yi's smile, everyone only cares about the emperor's happy appearance. Compared with such a strange thing as the king of a country going up the mountain with his queen on his back, it is not so surprising.
However, bragging also requires a little real ability. Look at this Yi Buqun's ability to climb the mountain tiger. He is very good at martial arts. He seems to have no burden at all on his back. He is like a lightning speed, but in a quarter of an hour, he has reached the end of the road.
Fortunately, Zichu was almost spit out of everything in his stomach. After he came down, he couldn't help but be disappointed when he looked at the so-called holy emperor altar.
What kind of altar is this really? It's so dilapidated that there is nothing except a few crooked columns that I don't know are used for! The whole altar looks more like a disrepaired stone stage. Except for the fact that it is built on the top of the mountain, people can't see any characteristics at all.
It's such a rotten place, and it's still mysterious. It's so far away that it's not only moving the public, but also hurt yourself... Alas! Really! Sure enough, the words of the magic stick can't be heard!
Zichu looked at the appearance of the altar and complained fiercely in his heart. However, looking at Yi Fuqun's excited face, she could only swallow her bellyful of words. Forget it, don't provoke him.
Lai Xiong Song had already arranged nearly 1,000 soldiers to prepare here first, and he was glad that there was finally no danger along the way. At this moment, the vicinity of the altar has been surrounded by soldiers and horses, and 5,000 soldiers who came with Yi Buchun are also escorting the ministers up the mountain. It happens that the weather is also beautiful, very warm and the sun is shining.
It seems that this is really a great day to open the altar. If you ignore the unpredictable expression of the queen, everyone's faces are full of joy.
After Yi Bqun's heroic general went up the mountain for the first time, he was actually a little tired. After pretending to put down Zichu calmly, he called Lai Xiong and said, "Have you ever sent someone to try to the altar? Is there anything strange?"
Lai Xiong Song bowed and reported, "When I returned to the emperor, Weichen did send someone to try. Indeed, as the national teacher said, Weichen sent 16 people to the altar one after another, all of whom fainted soon after going up, but after getting off the altar, he woke up soon, and there was nothing serious. Among these 16 people, men, women and children are all from the surrounding mountains.
Hearing what he said, it seemed that what the national teacher said was really the same, and Yi Buchun's eyes at the altar became hotter and hotter.