76 Remote Spirit's Counterattack
Special signature? Everyone looked at Yao Ling's hand and saw that the sign wrote: "The person who gets this signature competes with the most eatable person during the banquet to eat rice... The loser will be punished... Eat the special food made by Yao Ling..."
Eat rice in the competition...
Special food, special food...
The most able to eat, the most able to eat, the most...
Everyone's eyes focused on Ying Taiping and sighed at the same time: Fengchuan was miserable.
Everyone surrounded Fengchuan and Taiping in the center. Wumei and fireworks sat next to them and were responsible for helping to serve the rice; Yao Ling held the rice spoon high in his hand and confirmed that both sides had held the rice in their hands--
"It's a decisive battle - wait a minute!"
"Kkakaka... Please don't stop in the middle, it will chop to death!" Fengchuan spit out the rice that had just been in his mouth. Since the game hasn't started yet, it's a loss to eat it now.
"I think it is necessary to show 'special food'. If you don't even know what kind of punishment you will receive, how can you two be motivated to compete?
Yao Ling took out the food box he had prepared seriously. It's really prepared. Such a big box of food...
The corners of Fengchuan's eyes twitched. No matter what kind of bad move this girl makes, she must carry it!
Yao Ling opened the lid of the food box.
"DangDangDangDang~~~This is the special food designed by Yaoling!"
Fengchuan covered his mouth. Although the rest of the people dare not make such an obvious action, it's okay. Anyway, everyone is a monk. It's okay to shut up for a while.
This smell... is really hard to describe...
Well, let's not talk about the smell. What is this pink piece made of? It's also sticky...
Xia Gulin frowned and said nothing. The Qingyu case and Nan Gezi are both laughing and saying nothing;
"It's really... very special..." The folding fan in Wu Lingchun's hand shook gently, leisurely and calm;
Yan Qingdu and Chu Yunshen were silent for a long time, and their faces were already a little ugly;
The most wronged thing is Wumei. She wants to give face to Yaoling most, but the expression that life is worse than death has completely betrayed her--
Yao Ling, Yao Ling, do you want to test everyone's cultivation when you make this special meal?
"Well, first of all, let me introduce how this dish is made. Fengchuan has said that cooking should be full of color, fragrance and taste; Mr. Nange also told me that sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty are the five essential flavors in life. The five flavors are the five essences, which are hidden by the five internal organs and are the basis for using the five qi. Only when the five flavors are balanced can the five qi be even..."
What on earth is this damn girl trying to say? Fengchuan frowned, but he couldn't open his mouth now, so he could only complain in his head.
"So, I made this good dish with all kinds of color, fragrance and a balanced flavor. It not only has an endless aftertaste after eating it, but also eats it for a long time, nourishes beauty, prolongs life, and cultivates a great progress - hahaha!"
Yao Ling crossed his waist and laughed. Who said that only Xiao Fengchuan could make good dishes! He just follows the rules according to the recipes invented by his predecessors. There is no such amazing creativity as Yuanling:
First of all, this color. Yaoling likes pink the most, but it's not easy to make the dish pink. It seems to have some effect to grind the petals of the rose, but this morning, Yaoling really has no time...
So let's just use a little bit of the remaining paint when I learned to draw from Mr. Nange last time - although the distant swallow is painted like a panda, the loquat is painted like egg yolk, and the fish and shrimp can't see anything, but the color matching is still good;
If it's fragrant, it can't be too monotonous. Mr. Nan Ge has taught that everything in the world has its strange beauty, so they must also have a strange and wonderful fragrance. The butterflies and bees in the flowers are very fragrant. After the rain, the soil is very fragrant. Wash the dishes and brush the pot water, Ying Taiping's bib, the fireworks sister's grate, these are all very fragrant;
Finally, the taste. Since the five flavors are the best balanced, it's better to put in an equal amount of sweet and sour pepper salt and so on... But I don't know how to make the bitter taste. By the way, Huang Lian, go to Chunge Pharmacy and order Huang Lian...
Ah, I've been busy all morning, and the special meal belonging to Yaoling is finally ready. Unfortunately, it took too much time to grab Ying Taiping's bib and kick him out of the kitchen. Many of Yaoling's ideas didn't have time to play -
How's it going? Are you all ready?"
Ready. Fengchuan nodded and plunged into the rice - he would rather be killed by rice than be poisoned by that kind of strange food!
"The decisive battle - let's begin!"
Rice flies. The empty bowls around the two are getting higher and higher. What a Xiao Fengchuan, he poured rice into his mouth and deliberately poured it all over his body. It was obviously cheating!
But it doesn't matter. Hey hey hey...
The distant spirit smiled sinisterly. In a blink of an eye, Ying Taiping's stomach was bulging like a ball.
"Xiao Fengchuan's 22 bowls, should be Taiping 22 bowls! Come on, you two. There is not much rice in the pot.
Xiao Fengchuan quickly lay down to the edge of the pot. In the dark pot, the rice was no longer enough.
It's really...
Xiao Fengchuan closed his eyes and wanted to vomit when he saw the rice! Turn your head and look at the special meal--
No, you must eat it! Even if you eat yourself as rice, you still have to eat it!
Fengchuan didn't have time to ask for a spoon. He just wanted to grab it with his hand, but he saw Ying Taiping rolling over like a ball...
Who said that this child can only eat, and he can't tell the smell!
I don't care!
Fengchuan held the pot, ignited a blazing fire with his feet, and got up in the fire!
"Xiao Fengchuan! Magic is not allowed in the rice-eating competition!"
Fengchuan doesn't listen to Yao Ling's shouting at all. Anyway, now the sky is so high that Ying Taiping can't do light kung. He will lose, hum~~~
He looked down at the ball-like peace on the ground. The little guy's cheeks are covered with rice grains, and his eyes are probably a little confused because he eats too much--
He clenched his little fist and jumped up with determination.
Hahaha, it's so funny. Can ordinary children's bounce like Fengchuan's fire and flying crow?
Fengchuan's grinning mouth suddenly froze.
Because he saw that Ying Taiping's ball bounced up! So fast! It's over, not to mention who will kill the last rice deer? I'm going to hit it!
"Ping Pong..."
Ying Taiping smashed the iron pot. The two fell from a high altitude one after another, and the rice that decided the outcome was sprinkled all over the ground.
The two people with their backs up to the sky were motionless. Fengchuan's right leg twitched. Ying Taiping had a loud hiccup.
Now - except for Chu Yunshen, who is snoring on the shoulder of Humei, everyone is sweating...
Yao Ling calmly counted the empty bowls around the two people: "Xiao Fengchuan 22 bowls, Ying Taiping 22 bowls. But because Fengchuan used three large bowls, but Taiping used all small bowls, so Fengchuan ate more!"
Yao Ling threw away the bowl.
"Hahaha! Win, win, finally win, ha...cough, cough..." It's not easy for Fengchuan to resurrect in place. Although it is said that it left the sequelae of nausea after watching rice, but...
You can do anything as long as you don't eat a special meal!
How wonderful the life will be in the future. There will be no famine, no war, no special meals made by remote spirits...
Yao Ling smiled and brought a pile of pink things to Fengchuan. The strange taste awakens Fengchuan in his reverie:
It's not a dream.
"Please eat." Yao Ling pressed the chopsticks into Fengchuan's hand. Huh? The fist is so tight that I can't hold it in...
Yao Ling pointed his chopsticks at Xiao Fengchuan's fingers and poked them fiercely.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
The cruel girl... poked, poked and bled!
"Okay, take the chopsticks. Hurry up and enjoy the food I have carefully cooked for you. Yaoling blinked his eyes.
"It's not here! Didn't you say that those who lose will be punished?
"Yes, but... you lost!"
Fengchuan's heart suddenly sank to the bottomless abyss - I see, I see... I see! Now I know what this girl is playing, but it's too late!
It's not that those who eat more win... but those who eat less win!
Intentionally blurring the rules is to make Fengchuan a trap...
Damn, damn, damn!
"Well, eat quickly. Don't play tricks." Yao Ling twisted his body proudly, "You can just taste it and lick it. That's what I said. It definitely counts!"
What do you mean by absolute count...
Does what I said count...
Is this... Is it a satire on the fact that you didn't keep your promise before? Well... I've been remembering a few snacks for so long!
"Yao Ling... That... Why don't we discuss something..." Feng Chuan smiled with him. Wow, I haven't been so polite to Yaoling for a long time. I haven't been so polite since I saw him for the first time!
"What? Can't we finish eating? If you don't eat it, it will be cold!" Yao Ling put the plate to the tip of Fengchuan's nose.
"No, don't worry, I also like to eat cold food~~ That's right, let's, how about the exchange..."
Yao Ling raised his eyebrows. She would like to see what Xiao Fengchuan has to say.
"Hey... Hey hey, that, Yaoyao, this special meal, please remember it for me first. Let's not eat it first - I really ate too much today. If it's full, I can't help you make it... make snacks."
Humph, Xiao Fengchuan, do you still think about it now? Too! Late! That's it!
Don't think that snacks or something can buy me off. I just want to kill you, kill you! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm critically ill!
The remote spirit is a difficult state: "Ah? This...is not good, I just said, just lick it. Will your stomach explode if you lick it? After eating so much rice, another bite is no different from not eating. Besides, it's troublesome to make this dish. If you don't eat it for a day, I have to put it for a day. Put it between these green mountains and green water, not to mention polluting the environment, it's not good to smoke flowers and plants--"
Okay, remote spirit, you are cruel...
Fengchuan continued to laugh and said, "Don't mind, let's be so familiar with each other... Well, it's not just snacks... What I've learned in my life is all for you to eat! I promise to be on call. As long as you want to eat at any time and anywhere in a day, I promise to be ready within a ray of incense! It's okay to feed you!"
"Feed me, is it disgusting?" Yao Ling took a white look at Fengchuan, which was almost the same, and it was a little sincere. She continued, "What if you don't keep your word?"
"This..." There is nothing you want to eat in a fragrance. You think it's magic. It definitely doesn't count! Fengchuan gritted his teeth, and he had to bow his head under the eaves. He will find an opportunity to rely on it in the future--
"I, Xiao Fengchuan, swear to God! If I don't trust anymore and bully Yaoling and cheat Yaoling, I will eat her special meal all my life!"
"Special meal!"
"Don't eat!"
"meal..."
The echo resounds through the valley. It's over. Speak a little bit.
"Good! Xiao Fengchuan has sworn that all of us, as well as heaven and earth, mountains and rivers, plants, are witnesses!"