123 Salted Fish Immortal

Yao Ling swallowed his saliva. Next to the old man He stood a very white and tall teenager, with a pair of phoenix eyes flying and heroic. Looking at the long gun behind him, he must be Mu Husha, the fairy gunman of Qiyun Mountain. Qiyunshan Yuxu Palace? Isn't that the same family as Sister Qingyu?

But what is the wooden card inserted on the ground next to him? There seem to be a few ugly words written on it. Take a closer look and suddenly petrochemical:

"The crossing bay of Qingcheng Pai Sifan Cave is 200 miles away from the demons. I can't get rid of it. I will arrive in three days. Excuse me."

What's the situation? Thousands of disciples of the Qingcheng School have removed demons, and they can't even send a representative? Who inserted this card? Also... That bay should not be called Cross Bay, and "Cross" should replace the words that the person who leaves the message can't write.

Yao Ling wiped his sweat. She finally understood why when she was a child, the master always held the ruler and chased her to study. It's terrible to be uneducated.

Next, let's pay attention to the Canghai School. Qixi, the illusionist of the Canghai School, is a very amazing figure. What's the specific? The most important thing is that she has become a fairy body, and her illusion is unfathomable. Rumor has it that she fought with the Demon Lord three years ago, and the draw ended. After that, she practiced in a closed place. The world has never heard of her rumors again. What a terrible cultivation it would be to be able to draw with the Demon Lord...

Naturally, she is not among the group of people waiting at the door, or she may not be able to come to the meeting. It is rumored that this person is arrogant on Qixi Festival. Since she is a fairy of the East China Sea, how can she pay attention to a small fish fairy?

"Oh, why don't you see the people in Penglai and Shushan..."

Yaoling looked around, but she couldn't find the purple-blue and yellow Taoist clothes she had admired for a long time. Fengchuan hurriedly pulled him aside, looked at Xia Gulin's back, and then whispered in Yaoling's ear:

"The lock demon tower has collapsed."

"Ah? Collapsed again? Isn't that the tower that guards demons and separates the demon world from people? It is said that... The Shushan School has collapsed three times since its establishment?

"Yes, yes, I don't know why. So the tofu dregs project has made the demons come out to make trouble. The eldest brother is also worried about this matter. Fortunately, we don't have to worry about it. It is said that a super powerful monster ran out of the lock demon tower and turned into the head of Shushan to make trouble in Penglai. So... the people in Penglai can't come either."

"Oh, so that's it..."

Everyone was greeting each other, and a melodious sound of the piano came from the sinking fish palace, and the whole bottom of the sea seemed to become quiet. The Hongshan Stone Gate slowly opened, and a beautiful mackerel woman came out of the Chinese style.

Yao Ling's eyes were straight. This kind of beauty is not comparable to that of vulgar women in the world: clear eyes and eyebrows, repair ears and rhinoplasty; graceful and elegant steps, tenderness, the perfect combination of fairy atmosphere and soft beauty, that is, such a mackerel can cultivate into a fairy body, keep this pure and dusty place, and bring tranquility and joy to the South China Sea aquarium.

There is more than one person who is fascinated by her beauty. Old man He muttered in his throat, then sucked his nose and opened his eyes in a daze, as if he had smelled the existence of a beautiful woman through his nose; the handsome teenager Mu Husha looked disdainful - what's the matter? Beautiful men will also be jealous of the beauty of beautiful women? As for Xia Gulin and them--

Xia Gulin still had a serious expression like facial paralysis, and was not in a hurry to salute the beautiful fish fairy. Wu Lingchun played with the folding fan easily in his hand and smiled gently at Yan Qing, who was confused.

What's going on?

The beautiful mackerel "went" forward, bowed to you, and then stepped aside and made a "please" gesture.

Don't you talk? She is...

Just go in first.

The heavy dragon curtain opens with the sound of the piano, the crystal curtain night pearl shines the deep sea palace like day, the flawless floor is like the deep sea ice, and the human shadow is reflected in it, like the shadow of clouds on the sea. The palace pillars supporting the palace are all red coral branches, and next to the palace columns are full of beautiful mackerel maidservants -

The clothes of these maids are exactly the same as the stunning mackerel who invited Yao Ling to come in, but the color is slightly lighter. Is the beautiful mermaid who doesn't talk, is not a fish fairy, but a maidservant who is one level higher than these mermaids?

The maidservant is still like this, how beautiful the fish fairy is...

Yao Ling looked forward with infinite longing in his heart. The light at the clam shell jade seat was too dazzling. She looked at it for a long time before she could see clearly. What was sitting on it was--

I was shocked.

Yao Ling covered his mouth with his hands, and his disordered breathing and the feeling of his stomach finally calmed down under the blockade of ten fingers. Fortunately, I saw a lot of big scenes before I came, and I didn't faint with a "Oh". It's small to lose the instrument, but it's big to be scared to death!

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Do you want to burp when you drink too much seawater? Fengchuan looked at Yaoling like this and couldn't help asking in a low voice.

Yao Ling shook his head. Xiao Fengchuan's eyes are so sharp that he should have seen it for a long time. It's really difficult for him to be so calm - the monster on the jade seat is clearly a fish-headed monster. His lower body is blocked by the table. If he doesn't look carefully, he thinks it's a plate of dishes and chopped pepper fish head. Which world will have such a powerless fish fairy!

There is nothing more painful in the world than a beautiful imagination being ruthlessly knocked down by reality. Turning his head and looking at the elegant and bright mackerel beauty, speechless and choking.

Let's take a closer look at the fish fairy above. In life, it is inevitable to experience all kinds of torture. Being tortured and growing up once, which is also a kind of harvest. At least go back to tell Ying Taiping horror stories to coax him to sleep, and there will be a new theme.

"I said..." Yao Ling grabbed Fengchuan's arm tremblingly. "When you see this fish fairy, don't you have any emotion in your heart?"

"What emotion?" Xiao Fengchuan shrugged his shoulders and looked at the fish fairy and commented professionally, "You see, this fish is amazing. It's a perch. Whether it's steamed or made into unicorn perch or crab soup, it's the best delicacy. Not only is it delicious, but perch has a high nutritional value. It nourishes the liver and kidney, benefits the spleen and stomach, relieves cough, dissolves phlegm, and nourishes blood, and is good for pregnant women! When you are pregnant, I will definitely cook this dish for you. You can cook three meals a day..."

What nonsense is this Xiao Fengchuan talking about? Who...who will get pregnant! In addition, it's too strange to discuss how to make a dish to a perch that has become an immortal and can still talk! Xiao Fengchuan, this inhumane guy!

Seeing that so many raw fish acquaintances are next to him, I won't beat him. Yao Ling put down his anger and quickly picked up the sad and indignant mood just now: "But... As soon as I heard about the fish fairy, I thought it was a beauty like the shark sister. Don't you think so?"

"Idiot." Xiao Fengchuan scratched his nose and said, "If it's a mermaid, it should be called a mermaid. Fish and mermaid are completely different species. After the beast becomes an immortal, it will retain its original characteristics. Nuwa becomes a god and leaves a snake tail, and the bass becomes an immortal and leaves a fish head, which is normal.

Hey... It is estimated that Yao Ling can't change this nymphomaniac's heart after another thousand years of practice. I'm melancholy. If there is something fragrant, I have to shake Yaoling's cheek. It hurts!

It's the wild woman who is shaking her hair again. If you don't shake your hair for a day, you will die!

Yao Ling decided to replace all today's complaints with vicious eyes. Hua sneered deeply and said, "Your observation is really not good. Haven't you seen it yet?"

What? Does she mean the ugly salted fish fairy?

It's not that Yao Ling didn't look carefully, but couldn't bear to look carefully. By the way, this salted fish head fairy... Fish head fish body, legs are human legs, full of legs, no arms.

How to eat without hands? Wait, what are the two red things on both sides of its body? It shouldn't be...

Crab pliers... How can there be crab pliers on the fish! Last time, Yao Ling said this, it was just a happy mouth with Hua Shen, but it turned out to be a prover...

It is impossible for anyone to see such an obvious discord. But Yao Ling was stunned for a moment and actually regarded the two crab pliers as salted fish adults to decorate his hairpins. Wait, maybe it's really hairpin!

The salted fish suddenly stretched out one of the crab pliers and scratched his fish fins.

Yao Ling completely admitted defeat.

Everyone stands in front of the Jade Throne. Watching it invite all the guests - in fact, there are so few missing, but it doesn't have to be so unresponsive. The most troublesome thing is that it is too difficult to catch the expression from the fish's face.

The salted fish scratched its head with a crab tongs again. It is worthy of being cultivated into an immortal. The fish skin is so thick that the crab tongs can't be scratched.

Then extend the crab pliers to the crystal cup on the table. The pliers had just clamped and tightened the handle of the cup. I only heard "bang". The poor cup really cracked.

The salted fish's eyes muttered and blinked twice, and her eyes were very innocent and confused. Everyone waited for a moment... It opened its mouth and spit out bubbles and said, "What are you... here for?"

Everyone was covered with black lines. Is this fish fairy an idiot? Or is it a dish that was accidentally placed by the mackerel as a fish fairy? He doesn't remember the person he invited himself!

What should I do? There is no normal creature on the bottom of the sea: I can't tell whether I am a shrimp or a crab, a jellyfish without thinking in language mechanics, a mermaid who looks like a fairy but can't speak, and... salted fish. Let's not talk about it, it will automatically ignore it.

Now, the situation is completely frozen. If you take the initiative to explain to the salted fish, "We are the one you invited." Can it be remembered? If you can't remember, what if you lock everyone up as invaders?

At this time, someone must come out to open up the situation. Otherwise, the story can't go on...

"The Lord of Qixi Festival has arrived--"

The gloomy wind seemed to come from the deeper seabed, rolling up the heavy mantle, and the warm jade pearl amber wine was cool. The sound just reported does not seem to come from the mouths of these abnormal undersea creatures, and this Lord Qixi must be the master of the Canghai School illusionist, Qixi.

The people in the center of the hall flashed to both sides and made way for the Lord Qixi. The appearance of this woman seemed to be a cold and vast starlight shining into the bright hall. Her pale cyan long skirt was clearly not sprinkled with moonlight powder, but it naturally exuded the spirit of stars and the moon. Under the eyes of people who were stunned or indifferent or gazed, her appearance did not change at all, as if she was not in a gorgeous palace, but floating in the Milky Way, even in the face of boundless Star, she won't be confused at all.

Illusionist Qixi. This is called Xian. The one above is not enough to make the dishes.

***Concubine complains***

This story... Oh, there are more and more situations. Everyone, hold on. Recently, I've been in a bad mood. Listening to sad music and writing happy plots, I feel that it's really wonderful [Nima author, get out of here, Shenma logic!!!]