Chapter 1 Sad Crossing
My name is Enron, and I am ten years old.
Walking to the market will cause tens of thousands of people to empty alleys, and people often throw flowers, winks, kisses and oil. The woman was envious and jealous when she saw it, and the man flowed all over the ground when he saw it. Even the flowers couldn't help closing the delicate petals when they saw me.
Of course, it's impossible. That's not me...
In fact, I am a little girl with a flat appearance and figure that is unnoticed when thrown into the crowd... I have to comfort myself in my heart. Well, this is very good. She looks so safe. For example, Sister Hua is much more beautiful. Although, the buttocks are a little smaller... There is basically no chest... But at least she is still a woman. If you travel to a boy, don't be gay... Embarrassing!
Just, why do I still feel so sad and angry?!
In those years, I was at least a childlike Lori who was loved by everyone, flowers blooming, and the car saw the car. After arriving at this damn place, the market prospect was bleak and the future was dark. Even if you wander on the street, you can only attract a few strange levels... In the cold~
You said that I look so cabbage, but why am I still a little maid serving my master?! Forget about the little maid. Why did you give me an unfavored young master?! Well, I don't want to say more about him, at least he is a young master. Following him, maybe I can still eat delicious and drink spicy food in the future, and I won't lose money. When I woke up and refreshed, I asked the young master who was sitting on the stairs and basking in the sun at a 45-degree elevation. Where are the other slaves?
He is like a statue, motionless!
Waiting for a quarter of an hour, a minute before my face with a good professional smile was about to collapse, he slowly turned his head and looked at me, his eyes were very lax, and his face was very dull and said to me:
"Yes, young master, I'm hungry."
......
Well, I admit that when he says he's hungry, I really want to smoke him!!
While suppressing the anger in my heart, I meditate in my heart, I am not angry, not angry, really not angry. He is a child, your current food and clothing parent. You should calm down and maintain good professional ethics. While trying to raise a professional smile, he gritted his teeth and asked:
"Young master, where are the others?"
As always, he used a flat tone: "Well, young master, I'm hungry."
“.....”
"Yes, young master, I'm hungry."
“.....”
"Yes, young master, I'm hungry."
“.....”
OK, you won. Poor I just woke up. I've been hungry for a few days, and I have to help this stinky young master to satisfy his appetite. I definitely won't tell you that after lying in ** for so many days, I'm so hungry that my chest is against my back...
The main reason is, can you stand a handsome and cute child complaining silently with his eyes? Even if he is so stupid...
When I walked to the kitchen, my whole body collapsed...
The kitchen is clear, and the dust is everywhere under the sunlight. Opening the lid of the pot covered with dust, the bottom of the pot was black, and it turned out to be spotless...
I'm more depressed. I feel liver pain. Of course, my stomach hurts more...
Standing in the small kitchen, I looked at the young master who followed me in a daze and was speechless. At this moment, I finally understand the desperate mood of a clever woman who can't cook without rice.
The above is what happened after I first arrived in this inexplicable world.
Time is like a white horse passing through the gap, and three years have passed in the blink of an eye.
For Dumb, for me, there hasn't been much change in the past three years.
As always, he was stunned, but he became taller and his figure became strong. He still liked to look up at the sky with a 45-degree elevation angle, and his eyes were lax. He didn't know what he was thinking at all. Only when he had a need, he would open his mouth to say a few words to me, which was nothing more than "Ren, young master, I'm hungry" and "Ranran, Young master, I want to take a shower." "Reran, young master, I want..."
Every time he opens his mouth like this, I will sigh deeply, raise my middle finger to God, and then go to perform the work dejectedly.
Sometimes, I have an illusion that he is older than me, why am I more like his mother? Embarrassing!
Although he will also be annoyed to leave him and change this life, whenever I have this idea, he will look at me in a flat tone.
"Yes, your deed of sale..."
Well, I admit that as soon as he talked about my deed of sale, my little thought immediately disappeared. Like turning on a clockwork alarm clock, he is very professional to do what he ordered. Slowly, as long as he says something like "Ranran, young master, I want", I can predict what he wants, and then execute it well. Even from his paralyzed face, you can't see anything. However, he is too regular.
For example, a quarter of an hour before dinner, he will definitely say, "Yes, young master, I'm hungry."
For example, a quarter of an hour before Hai, he would say, "Well, young master, I want to sleep."
......
There are many more, not to give one examples. By his side, I have several jobs, not only a cook, but also a close maid, a rough maid, and sometimes as a housekeeper. I'm so talented. Whenever I think of the days when I came to eat at home in my previous life, and my fingers didn't touch the spring water, I shook my bitter tears fiercely. This is really not a day for people, woo...
He raised his middle finger again and despised God fiercely! Why did others come over either a princess or the daughter of a big family, eating and drinking spicy food all day long, wearing gold and silver, but I was so sad and bursting into tears~
Of course, sometimes I wonder whether he is really stupid or fake.
After all, he can actually grab my seven inches and know that I have the intention to leave, so he will appropriately mention the three words "deed of sale".
So, in the past three years, I have been constantly testing my natural young master.
In the first year, I walked to him and tripped him with my feet.
"Bum!"
The corners of my mouth were slightly raised, and my heart was full of joy. I secretly made a "V" gesture. Taking advantage of the gap before he got up, I adjusted the face that was actually stiff with laughter, and helped him up with my hand full of "concern" and looked at the Dumb's facial expression by the way. Unfortunately, he is still stunned.
patted the dust on his clothes. He turned his dull face and looked at me laxly, but there was still no flat tone:
"Naturally, young master, I want to take a shower."
click.
My heart seems to be broken to the ground. The little flame of victory that had just risen was extinguished at a destructive speed.
Sure enough, heaven still lives for evil, and you can't live for evil!
I had to be a burning maid with tears, thinking that I would wash his clothes later, and I suddenly felt that my life was dark.
The first game: The natural young master wins!
The next year, I decided to learn the previous lesson that I couldn't lift a stone and hit my foot.
Knew that he likes to hold the dishes closest to him all the time, and he also knows that he will change to another dish after a few bites.
So, when it was time for lunch, I specially cooked a table of good dishes.
oil lettuce, braised pork, Mapo tofu. Looking at the dishes at this table, I couldn't help moving my index finger. I finally remembered that the owner of Dumb, walked out of the door and called Dair to eat.
He picked up the meal quietly and picked up the dishes.
I sat opposite him and picked up the bowl, but I covered the bowl and carefully counted the dishes he had picked up several times.
When I counted 5 silently, I was very nervous. According to the past situation, after picking up this dish, he would eat another dish.
His chopsticks got closer and closer to the dishes when I was excited.
Suddenly, he put the dish into my bowl. On the way, he said in an undulating tone:
"Ranran, you haven't moved your meal yet."
I was moved by his behavior and was overwhelmed. Oh, my God, I didn't expect that I had this kind of treatment. It's really not in vain that I worked hard to take care of him. It's quite a little "my family has a child who has just grown up"...
When I subconsciously put the dish into my mouth and chewed it twice, I found that I seemed to have forgotten something very serious...
ka~
I covered my mouth, ran outside, spit out what was in my mouth, and prayed secretly not to eat it. Obviously, I'm deceiving myself....
When I saw the half fat white vegetable insect wriggling on the green dish, I couldn't help vomiting in the dark.
On that day, only A Dai was the most happy to eat and finished all the dishes. And I can only carry rice with a full face...
Once again, he proved that sentence: "You can't live if you commit your own sins."
The second round: Dumb continues to hold high the banner of victory!
After that, I have been stumbling on A Dai, putting Badou in his meal, putting traps in his room, etc., which are all common. However, most of them ended in my defeat. What a tragedy~
Gradually, I also gave up the idea of testing him, no matter whether he was really stupid or falsely. Anyway, the deed of selling his body is not with him. I still want to continue to live as a maid. It's better to keep myself. Of course, I won't admit it. It's because I've been cheated many times and I'm afraid of him, so quiet... Embarrassing!
I have returned to a calm life. In fact, there are actually a lot of things to do every day. After getting up in the morning, I have to clean the house; I have to cook at that time; after dinner, I have to carry water. The land behind the house has been reclaimed, and I need to carry water to water the vegetables; I also have to take care of the chicken house surrounded by a small fence next to the vegetable field and take some bad rice to feed. Chicken; help Dumb make the bed at night, and boil water to wash Dumb's face and feet. When I climbed to **, I was so tired that I didn't want to move a finger. I fell asleep when I touched the pillow.
Such days continued until the old lady's birthday banquet. If it hadn't been for the old lady's side to inform Dai to attend her birthday, I would have forgotten that Dai is the young master of the house.