Chapter 25 I didn't mean to
Chapter 25 I didn't mean to
Zhang Haotian knew that Uncle Yuan would never agree with him to fall in love with Qiqi. Because they are still students. To prevent the old guy from getting angry, he must leave quickly and maintain a relationship with Yuan Ziqi in the future.
The room is very quiet. Zhang Haotian is bored. What should he do? Suddenly, I saw the laptop on the table at a glance.
Zhang Haotian had never played with a computer. He wanted to touch high-tech things when he went up, so he trembled and stretched out his hand. Unexpectedly, before his hand touched the computer, someone behind him shouted, "Don't move! There is electricity."
With this sound, the voice was so loud that Zhang Haotian was almost scared to pee in his trousers.
Looking back, it was a girl, young, with short hair, big eyes, a round face and a small mouth. I don't know.
Zhang Haotian asked: "You are..."
The girl didn't answer and asked him, "Who are you?" Why is it in my sister's room?
Oh, I see. This should be Yuan Ziqi's sister. I heard from Qiqi once that she has a younger sister named Xiaoyu. She is two years younger than Qiqi and is only 16 years old this year.
Haotian asked, "Are you Xiaoyu? My name is Zhang Haotian, your sister's classmate. It's nice to meet you."
Zhang Haotian stretched out his hand and wanted to shake it with her. Unexpectedly, the girl glanced at him up and down, just like buying livestock. Finally, he said, "Are you Zhang Haotian?"
Zhang Haotian nodded: "Yes."
"My sister's boyfriend?" The girl went straight in, then sat on the sofa, raised her feet, and put on the coffee table. The two white DA legs swayed back and forth.
Wow, Qiqi's father is so lucky. Her two daughters are white and tender. They are so beautiful. What kind is this? Is it a Sino-Japanese hybrid? Zhang Haotian even suspected that Uncle Yuan was Japanese or Korean. The gene is really good.
Haotian smiled, because his sister-in-law is as important as his daughter-in-law, "That... boyfriend is not for the time being, just an ordinary classmate."
Xiaoyu chewed gum in his mouth, blew a bubble and said, "Forget it, my sister talks about you almost every day when she gets home, saying that you are smart, you are the first in the whole school, you play basketball well, and how handsome you look, just like you have never seen a man in your life. Today God, it's just like that."
Dizzy, does Kiki often talk about me like this? I didn't expect my image to be so tall in her heart?
Zhang Haotian deliberately shrugged his shoulders and tiptoed to make himself look taller and beautiful. If it hadn't been for the roof above my head, I would have wished to fly to outer space with wings.
"My appearance disappointed you, didn't I?" Zhang Haotian looked at Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu's mouth moved, chewing gum, like a chicken butt's eyes.
"That's not the same. Is it okay? It's okay. It's just that people are too thin to compete with bamboo poles. In addition, their eyes are too small to find them at all if they don't look carefully. What's more, the arm is too long, a little like a gibbon. Brother, aren't you a fully developed apes? Are you a gorilla in your last life?
I'm dizzy. What's the name of this? Are you so hurtful? This girl's mouth is a little too harsh.
Zhang Haotian didn't care. He didn't have the ambition to be with a minor girl. He smiled and said, "I'm sorry, that's how he designed it at the beginning. I can't do anything about the original parts. It makes you laugh."
Xiaoyu suddenly put his legs up from the coffee table and asked him, "I heard from my sister that you are very smart. I don't know if it's true. I want to test you."
Test me? Are you right? I'm the first place in the school's brain teasers competition. Is it up to you?
Zhang Haotian said, "Yes, you can take the exam. Come here and I'll continue."
Xiaoyu sat upright and began to ask questions seriously: "Well, the first question is, why is the sea water blue?"
This problem is very easy. Zhang Haotian said, "Because there are fish in the sea."
"Then why is the fish in the sea blue?"
"Because the fish are swimming around."
"Then why do fish swim around and the sea is blue?"
"Because the fish spit bubbles."
"Then why does the fish spit bubbles and the sea water is blue?"
"Because fish will make a sound when they spit bubbles."
"Damn, the sea will turn blue when you make a sound. Brother, your brain is not in the water."
Zhang Haotian said, "Blue, how do you say it in English?"
whispered, "Blue, Blue."
Haotian said, "Yes, when the fish spit bubbles, the sound it makes is Blue, Blue."
"Is that so?" Xiaoyu was speechless. He didn't expect Zhang Haotian's words to wait for him here. This boy was really smart.
Then came the second question: "I have a new boyfriend. His name is Xiaoxin. Why is there three gold in his name?"
This problem is even more difficult for Zhang Haotian: "Because the boy lacks gold in his life, he is named Xin, just like some people lack water in his life, so he is named Miao, and some people lack wood in his life is called Sen. Do you understand?"
Xiaoyu blinked his big eyes and asked, "Really?" You know so much. What do you think is missing in Sister Guo Jingjing's life?
Zhang Haotian did not hesitate to answer, "It's very simple. It's a lack of days."
As soon as he heard Xiaoyu, he jumped up and raised his finger to Zhang Haotian's nose: "Wow - you swear. I didn't expect you to be a pervert. I'll tell my sister and let her dump you."
Zhang Haotian himself was stunned. How can I answer like this? Isn't it cheap? Swearing at the girl. TMD almost revealed its original shape.
But after thinking about it, something is wrong. This girl hooked up with me to say so. Can you blame me for that?
It seems that this girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, specializing in seducing boys to commit crimes.
Zhang Haotian quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Can you spare me, sister?"
When her sister shouted, Xiaoyu's face turned red: "Who is your sister? Don't shout."
Haotian said, "You are Qiqi's sister, and of course she is also my sister. Do you want me to call you sister?"
Although Zhang Haotian is usually stupid, he really has a way to coax girls, and he coaxed him with a few words.
The two people talked more and began to talk. When you talked about the happy place, Xiaoyu laughed and showed a row of small white teeth, which was very naive.
Qiqi has a cleanliness fetish. The girl's room is different. It is clean and elegant, and there is a fragrance. There is a star picture hanging on the snow-white wall, which turned out to be Jay Chou.
Zhang Haotian was angry when he saw Jay Chou, because he was more handsome than me. To deal with evil people, you should be more fierce than him; to deal with despicable people, you should be more despicable than him; to deal with handsome people, you should be more handsome than him; to deal with people who are more handsome than yourself, you should... destroy his face!
Damn, this boy is haunted and can see him wherever he goes. I can't wait to go up and tear him up. Isn't it just a double stick? Who doesn't have it?
There is a teddy bear on the pink bedspread, staring at the big eyes of life, naughty and cute. Home appliances and stereos are all available, and in front of it is a 32-inch LCD TV. Rich people are rich people. They are really corrupt.