Chapter 116 It's so bad

Chapter 116 is so comical

He raised his hand for a round, and threw the stinky leather shoes at the snake's head. It was so accurate that he buttoned the snake's head into the leather shoes, and the snake rolled on the ground.

Taking this opportunity, Zhang Haotian rushed up with an arrow step, reached out and grabbed it, grabbed the snake's seven inches, quickly took out the knife, and quickly cut a knife on the snake's neck.

With a pull of his hand and hiss, the whole skin of the snake was torn off by Hao Tiansheng. The snake's body was motionless.

"It's great. You can have a dental sacrifice in the morning!"

Zhang Haotian is quite beautiful. Snake meat is the most fragrant, and snake bile is a great tonic.

Yuan Ziqi, not far away, sat on the ground holding her injured right leg and began to cry: "He was bitten by a snake. Are you still in the mood to eat meat? Why don't you come and help me?"

Only then did Zhang Haotian understand that Yuan Ziqi was still injured. He looked at her wound and frowned and said, "No, this snake is poisonous. This is a five-step snake. It is extremely poisonous. Don't move."

Meng Meng asked, "What is a five-step snake?"

Haotian said, "The five-step snake is a kind of snake from Asia, and it is also found in tropical rainforests. It is very toxic. After being bitten by this kind of snake, people can't take five steps at all."

"What about after five steps?"

"After taking five steps, you will fall into a coma. From then on, you will not wake up and be with the world."

"Ah? So awesome?" The three girls were so scared that they looked pale.

Yuan Ziqi cried: "Wow - I just took four steps, one more step, and one more step, I'm hopeless. Haotian saves me. I don't want to die."

Girls are just timid. Although they are usually chattering, they are as annoying as a sparrow. Once they are in danger, they are dumbfounded.

"What should I do?" Yuan Ziqi said in horror, "There is no hospital here, and there is no serum to inject, so I will die."

Xiao Yezi snorted and said smartly, "What's the matter? Isn't it just bitten by a snake? You can take five steps with a bite. Ask Haotian to grab a few more, and then grab another thirty or fifty. Each snake bites you, which adds up to...?"

The little leaf began to move his fingers: "One gets one, two gets four, March 8th Women's Day, June 1st Children's Day, congratulations, fifty snakes bite you at the same time, and you can walk 250 steps, or 250 steps for short."

"Bah!" Yuan Ziqi said angrily, "You are only 250. I'm happy to be poor, Haotian, what do you think you should do?"

At present, Zhang Haotian can't care about anything. He doesn't care about ethics, men and women's intimidity, and hooliganism. It's important to save people. He opened his mouth and bit Yuan Ziqi's calf.

Zhang Haotian helped Yuan Ziqi suck the wound and spit it out. At the beginning, the blood from the wound was black. It was not until it completely turned bright red that he stopped talking.

Yuan Ziqi's face was red and a little shy. It was the first time that she was kissed on her calf by a boy in front of so many people. How could she not blush?

Xiao Yezi and Mengmeng opened their mouths together and exclaimed, "I'm so rotten and exciting. Why is the injured not me? I really want to be bitten by a snake..."

After all the toxins were removed, Haotian helped Qiqi wrap the wound, then cut the snake's stomach with a knife, took out the snake's gallbladder, and ordered Yuan Ziqi, "Close your eyes, open your mouth, and swallow the snake's gallbladder."

Yuan Ziqi almost vomited disgustingly and asked, "What is this?" It's bloody. It's disgusting.

Haotian said, "This is called snake gallbladder, which can relieve all poisons and swallow it."

Yuan Ziqi didn't open her mouth and shook her head. Zhang Haotian was so anxious that he went up and pinched her throat, turned his mouth open, stuffed the snake gallbladder into Qiqi's mouth, and squeezed his nose hard to make her swallow.

Yuan Ziqi said, "It's so bitter. It tastes terrible."

Haotian said, "This is called good medicine. Listen, from now on, all follow my orders. Without my permission, no one is allowed to go to the woods alone!" You three are not allowed to leave me without my permission! No one is allowed to go to sea alone without my permission!"

Zhang Haotian's face is cold and serious, much like a general who commands thousands of troops, which is the opposite of his usual smile.

Because he is in danger now, he must show his special police character.

Xiao Yezi was a little unconvinced. He raised his hand and said, "Report, what if I want to pee? What should I do if I want to poop? Do you want to follow? It's convenient for girls, why don't you kill you?"

Zhang Haotian frowned. Why do girls nowadays always ask strange questions and say, "When it's convenient for you, I have to follow. At most, I won't peek. Life is more important than face.

It's really dangerous here. There are not only five-step snakes, wasps, man-eating vines, and even wild wolves. I must be responsible for your safety.

Xiao Yezi snorted: "Take the chicken feathers as an arrow. There is no tiger and monkey in the mountain to be called the king. Don't you just think I'm the only man here. Is he a belt?"

Zhang Haotian said, "Yes, I'm just a girl. What's wrong? If you want to have it, it won't grow yet."

Xiao Yezi curled his lips and said, "Who cares about that thing? It's amazing that a man has an extra piece of meat?"

Haotian said, "This elder sister, it's not that men have one more piece of meat, but that boys have less meat than girls."

"Real, is there less meat? Why don't I feel it?"

"Just look at your chest and you will know."

Xiao Yezi looked at his chest and finally realized.

Zhang Haotian sat down, and Qiqi leaned her head on his shoulder and was very happy: "Haohao, you finally have physical contact with me. Just now, your relatives' calves were so serious. You know a lot."

Haotian said, "You are girls, and it is my duty to protect your safety. In addition, I do have experience in survival in the wild, and I am still professional. Don't be afraid. There will be a way to go out and reunite with your parents."

Yuan Ziqi blinked her eyes and burst into tears: "Haohao, I'm so homesick. I miss my parents and my sister."

Zhang Haotian hugged Qiqi and stroked her hair. At this time, Mengmeng and Xiao Yezi all leaned over. The three girls rubbed around him and seemed to be a little homesick.

On this lonely desert island, fear and suffering have firmly tied the hearts of three women and one man. Lu Han looked at them lingeringly by the fire not far away, and he was so envious.

Haotian said to Yuan Ziqi, "Qiqi, if I get hurt, will you heal me like I did to you just now?"

Yuan Ziqi said, "Of course. If you are bitten by a snake, I will also help you absorb the poison from the wound."

Haotian didn't move and asked calmly, "Really?"

Qiqi said solemnly, "Of course it's true."

Zhang Haotian smiled and said, "Then I'm going to tell you the truth. I was also bitten when I was catching a snake just now. Now I'm very poisonous and I'm about to die. Can you help me take drugs?"

Yuan Ziqi was shocked: "You are really poisoned. Where did you bite? Let me see. I'll help you suck out the poison."

Haotian said, "That's what you said. Keep your word."

Qiqi nodded: "I said it. Of course, it keeps its word."

Zhang Haotian smiled, gently raised his buttocks and said, "The snake just bit my buttocks. Please help me suck out the poison."

"Ah?" Yuan Ziqi was a little crying and laughing. In a blink of an eye, she knew that it was Zhang Haotian who made her happy. She was so angry that her face turned red. She raised her leg and kicked Zhang Haotian with a yellow dog and ate shit with one foot: "Fuck you, let me bite your buttocks. You won't die!"