Chapter 138 My brain is watered

When he got on the train, Zhang Haotian was so anxious that he couldn't wait to see the little butterfly all of a sudden, and he was restless all the way.

The roar of the train was crying endlessly, and the noise was uncomfortable. A line of willows outside the window flashed by quickly, and the crops in the field were green and green from afar.

Zhang Haotian is not in the mood to watch the beautiful scenery at all now. His mind is full of Xiaodie's figure and laughter.

Is there a girl named Xiaodie in the place called Zuozhuang in Henan? Is it the same as what you dreamed of?

Zhang Haotian felt that he met Xiaodie in his dream, which was simply absurd and unrestrained, and no one would believe it.

Is this the legendary fate? But what does he have to do with Xiaodie? Why can my brain waves be interconnected with Xiaodie's brain waves?

The more the train goes forward, the scarer the people in front of it are, and the more beautiful the scenery is. The magic of nature has created the grandeur of Henan. When he came to this place for the first time in his life, Haotian felt that it was like the Peach Blossom Land written in the book.

If one day I can let go of everything around me, I really want to live in seclusion and be a lazy person. There is no competition for fame and fortune in business, no deception in the officialdom, a bowl of porridge, a dim lamp, a yellow scroll, pulling up my beloved half, working hard during the day, working on the kang at night, and giving birth to a large litter of children. That little life is really fucking happy.

But where is my other half? Who would like to abandon the rich life and live in seclusion with me?

Zhang Haotian likes the beauty of nature, likes a leisurely and elegant life, and prefers the call of wildness.

The three people were drowsy all the way. Yuan Ziqi leaned against Haotian's arms, and her little head snuggled on his shoulder, like a lazy cat.

After taking the train for three hours, he changed to a long-distance bus. The carriage was already very crowded and the air did not circulate. Li Qiang's grandson did not know the inspection at all. He kept farting and polluting the air.

I can't help putting one for a while, and I can't help putting another one for a while. The carriage was full of stench, and many people raised their hands to cover their noses. They were so angry that Hao Tianguang wanted to find a radish and stuff his anus.

A woman next to her couldn't help it. She asked the driver to get out of the car. After she rushed out, she sighed, "This little fat man didn't expect to have a problem with my bicycle... Slow down."

I finally arrived at the station at 2:30 p.m. Fortunately, Li Qiang was clever. He found a hand-held tractor, made a price with someone to take a ride, and the three of them climbed up.

The mountain road is rugged and pitted. He drove all over the dirt, and the buttocks of the car almost bumped Li Qiang out of the car several times. Fortunately, his skin was rough and thick, otherwise his buttocks would be eight petals.

The boy complained as he walked: "Fuck, let's live a good and comfortable life, but I'm still suffering from this foreign crime. I'm just out of my mind."

Qiqi covered her mouth and smiled secretly,

After walking for almost two hours, the tractor could not walk any further. The road was really muddy, and the car was stuck in and could not be pulled out at all. After throwing anchor several times, there was no choice but to take the ox cart again.

The farmers here are very hospitable. It's free to take a car. Anyway, it's just a little slower, just like ants climbing mountains.

After walking for more than an hour, it was dusk. Haotian asked the old farmer, "Master, how far is it from Zuozhuang?"

Lao Nong said, "It's not far. Get off at the intersection in front of you and go south along the mountain road. It's about 30 miles away."

My God, I have to walk more than 30 miles. I'm exhausted. Along the way, not to mention the hotel, I didn't even see an agency store. Everyone is tired and hungry, thirsty, and I'm about to collapse.

Qiqi took Haotian's hand and said, "Haohao, I'm thirsty and want to drink water."

Zhang Haotian touched the empty travel bag, and there was no water and no food. I thought I would meet someone selling things on the road, but no one thought that they would come to the deep mountains and forests.

Li Qiang smiled and said, "There's a way. Look at me."

Li Qiang rushed down the ox cart, lowered his head and got under the ox cart and began to milk. The cow did not move, as if he was enjoying it. In a short time, he squeezed a big cup and handed it to Qiqi.

Qiqi frowned, pinched her nose hard, and asked, "Can I drink it like this?" Raw milk will cause excessive internal heat.

Haotian said, "Don't worry about drinking. There is absolutely no trichlorocamide, no pollution, no radiation, pure natural green food." After saying that, I also came down to squeeze a cup.

Qiqi finished drinking it in one gulp. She thought it was good and said happily, "It's delicious. It's delicious. I'll try it." With that, he got under the cow's stomach.

Squeeze, squeezed for about ten minutes, only squeezed half a cup, held my nose and smelled it, and felt a little strange. She asked Haotian, "What's the matter? Why do you squeeze out white, and I squeeze out cyan, and there is a smell?"

Zhang Haotian looked down and suddenly realized that he didn't believe it. He said, "I'm sorry, the one you squeezed just now looks like a bull."

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It was already dusk when I said goodbye to the old farmer. It was getting dark. All the food and water were exhausted. The three of them were thirsty and tired. There was no shop in front of the village and the back. It was still far from Zuozhuang, and they were all from the city and could not get used to walking on the mountain road at all.

Li Qiang complained as he walked and said, "I regret it now. I shouldn't have come with you at all. I have suffered this injustice. I heard that there are many wolves and poisonous snakes in the mountains. What should I do if I am bitten by a snake? I'm still young and haven't had a son yet, but I don't want to sacrifice gloriously so soon. I don't even have a filial hat.

Zhang Haotian smiled and said, "That's easy to do. In case you encounter a poisonous snake, I will teach you two tricks. Pick up a stick, hit it seven inches, and poke its buttocks. The poisonous snake can't stand it and run away."

Li Qiang shook his head and said, "It's a good idea, but where can I find the stick?" Besides, who knows where is seven inches and where is the buttocks? It's not good to stab it wrong. Oh, by the way, does the snake have an ass? I don't think so?"

Haotian said, "The snake's buttocks are not called buttocks, but anus for short, and also called snake anus. It's a technical job to stab a snake's anus with a stick. I'm afraid you can't do it.

Li Qiang said, "Nonsense, of course I can't, and you can't. The tiger's buttocks can't be touched, and the snake's buttocks can't be touched. Unless you want to die, do you often poke the snake's buttocks with a stick?"

Zhang Haotian said, "I have never, but I know a brother who is very experienced in stabing a snake's buttocks. He is a good-headed thief. We should ask him for advice."

Li Qiang asked, "Who is it?"

Haotian said, "It's Xu Xian. He often pokes Bai Suzhen at night." Li Qiang and Qiqi next to them laughed.

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