Chapter 152 A zombie falls in love with me
Chapter 152 A zombie falls in love with me
After the suit was lit, Zhang Haotian kicked over the iron pot under his feet, and the lamp oil inside splashed everywhere, all spilling on the coffin board on the ground.
Haotian threw the fire suit at the coffin, and the fire below burned.
Mao Laodao is right. Zombies are not only afraid of the mahogany sword, but also the corpse charm, and they are even more afraid of the fire.
After the flames rushed, the zombies howled and rushed around, looking for a place to hide like headless flies.
The fire became more and more prosperous, and the more it became. There was thick smoke in the room. Those zombies could no longer care about Zhang Haotian. Soon the flames burned on the beam, and the temperature instantly increased by dozens of degrees.
At this time, Haotian was also afraid. If the house is lit, the zombie will be burned to death. It is estimated that he will also be burned to death. If not, I will die with these zombies.
With a tight heart, he immediately jumped down from the beam of the room, went straight to the iron door, and patted the iron door with a loud sound: "Master, it's on fire, it's on fire, come and put out the fire--
He shouted a few times at the top of his voice, but he didn't answer a word. Did the old guy leave the world? No way?
Pushing and pushing, using all the strength of the whole body, the door was still motionless, as if it had taken root.
When a person really faces death, the spiritual defense line will completely collapse without any desire to refute. Haotian felt desperate and couldn't help crying.
Those zombies obviously couldn't look at each other at the beginning and end. They only ran for their lives, but when they were running, they were stained with tung oil and sparks. The official clothes were the same. They screamed strangely and cried unbearably. They ran around the house and lit everything wherever they rushed.
Haotian's face was uncomfortable by the fire. The thick smoke rolled, and he was so choked that he couldn't breathe. It seemed that he saw Xiaodie in the fire, and Xiaodie came to him with a smile...
I felt that the scenery in front of me began to blur little by little. But his hand still gently patted the iron door and shouted, "Master, help me, master, help me." The sound is getting smaller and smaller. The desire to survive forced him to open his eyes again.
At this time, I suddenly felt a cool wind blowing through the crack of the door, and my whole heart rippled. With a gentle pull, the door unexpectedly opened like a ghost...
Zhang Haotian flew out and rushed out. After going out, he suddenly realized that the door itself was pulled, and it was not pushed at all. No wonder he couldn't push it open after pushing it for a long time.
He is really a brain-damaged man. It seems that I was in a panic just now because of fear.
Zhang Haotian took a few breaths outside. As soon as he regained his will, something unexpected happened to him.
Suddenly, a few rubs, and all the zombies in the room jumped out of it, with flames on their bodies, screaming strangely.
One of them, with a bulging chest, rushed up at Haotian.
I saw it clearly. Zhang Haotian almost scared Yang Wei. I said, female zombie?
Yes, there is a female zombie in front of her, because her clothes are different from other zombies, and they are actually red.
After the female zombie went out, the target went straight to Zhang Haotian, and a pair of fangs bit him in the neck.
Zhang Haotian was shocked and quickly retreated. She... didn't like me, did she? Do you want to chat with me?
MD, there is nothing you can do about being handsome. Female zombies will fall in love with me. I swear that I won't be a handsome man in my next life, so as not to give birth to a nest of small zombies in the future.
Haotian was also in a panic. He didn't know how to deal with her. He suddenly stretched out his hand and used his unique trick, which was called "grabbing the chest dragon and wading."
He learned this trick from Wei Xiaobao. He moved quickly, stretched out his hands at the same time, and grabbed a pair of mimi of female zombies.
It's so enjoyable. I didn't expect to catch it. It's big, really big. It's really big, and he didn't catch it with both hands. Why is it so big? Can zombies also play with themselves?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Do you think I'm willing to touch you? Isn't this in a hurry?
Haotian was considering whether to take his hand away or not. Unexpectedly, the female zombie in front of him was angry. She suddenly slapped her and slapped Zhang Haotian firmly in the face, "Zhang Haotian, you bastard! The pervert actually grabbed my mother's chest. It's time to be beaten!"
With a slap, Zhang Haotian was stunned by the fan.
Why did she hit me? Do zombies also curse their mothers?
Well, in fact, zombies, like people, are born by their mothers, but zombies are born to their mothers, and people are born by their mothers. Since they are all born by their mothers, it is not surprising that zombies scold their mothers.
The voice was very thin and familiar. Haotian touched his face and finally heard it clearly. He couldn't help screaming, "Little Yezi, how can it be you?"
The female zombie in front of her took off her headgear. It was indeed a person, with short black hair, which was a small leaf.
Haotian was stunned and asked, "So you are human beings, not zombies at all? Then how many of them...?"
At this time, the first few zombies took off their headgear. Damn, they were all people, with yellow hair, blue eyes, big noses, and two yellow skins. They turned out to be Asians.
Zhang Haotian suddenly realized that he had been tossing around all night, not fighting with zombies at all, but with people.
These people all wore zombie headgeons and changed into Qing Dynasty costumes. The steel teeth in their mouths were fake, and the nails on their hands were also fake.
They are flying around and hanging wires, and those who pull wires must be those American special forces without makeup.
Because of a big fire, all the people were gray and gasping, and their clothes were still smoking, which looked embarrassed.
Haotian has a feeling of being fooled. He glared at Xiao Ye Zi: "Xiao Ye Zi, what on earth do you want to do? Why did you pretend to be a zombie to scare me? Nonsense! I almost had a miscarriage scared by you!"
The little leaf laughed loudly, like a silver bell, covered his mouth and said, "Are you scared? I'm betting with Tony.
Haotian was stunned and asked, "Who is Tony?"
Xiao Yezi pulled over the zombie king just now and said to Haotian, "It's him. He is the captain of this operation who specializes in arresting you. Our code name is 'Desert Eagle Special Team'. These people are all members of the Desert Eagle Special Team."
Haotian's anger still did not subside, and he said angrily, "What do you mean? What do you want to do pretending to be zombies? Why did you do this?"
Little Leaf blinked his big eyes and was very cute. He said, "I told Tony that you had nothing to do with the last arms case. You were inadvertently joined in. Killing those Americans is a last resort, and it's completely defensive. But Tony didn't believe it. He had to try your skills, so we bought through the old Taoist temple and co-starred with him in this play.
"What?" Zhang Haotian's anger rushed to the top of his head: "Have you been acting? To test me? Try it out! I had nothing to do with the last case. Who came up with this bad idea?
Tony took a step forward and said in unfamiliar Chinese words, "It's me. Our purpose is to arrest you. I heard that you are very powerful and want to scare you before you."
Zhang Haotian was speechless. He pointed to the foreign devil's nose and said angrily, "Dead foreign devil, you have no eyes when you give birth to a son!"