Chapter 163 I'm a rubbish

Wang Kai smiled bitterly and said, "Haotian, please do me a favor. Please keep it a secret between me and Gao Lan today. I don't want a third person to know."

Zhang Haotian immediately understood what was going on? Unexpectedly, Wang Kai was also afraid. It seems that if a person does something wrong, he can't afford to straighten up.

Gao Lan is good. She is a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, with her husband, Wang Kai became a third party.

Haotian smiled and said, "Smart people don't need to talk about it in detail. I didn't see anything today. Don't worry."

Wang Kai was very moved and sighed and said, "Brother is a brother. Well, I have one more thing. I want to ask you a favor. I hope you don't hesitate to teach me."

Zhang Haotian said with a smile, "Men speak bold words, and women speak in a low voice, but you are vague. It must be a man or a woman. Why do you buckle the cord like a woman? If you have something to say, just say it directly.

Wang Kai's face turned red again and said, "I want you to help me write a love poem, preferably a hidden poem. I love Gao Lan. I want to court Gao Lan. I love her so much. Without her, my life will be dark."

Zhang Haotian blinked his eyes and said, "I'm sorry, I can't write a poem. It's not difficult for a person to be wet with one hand. What's difficult is that a quilt is so wet. If you want to be wet, you should go to Li Qiang. He is an insideR. He is wet in my room.

Wang Kai said, "You get it. He knows nothing about Li Qiang's knowledge? I don't know if it's a word. I believe you.

Being praised by Wang Kai, Haotian was really a little flustered. Unexpectedly, he accidentally became a celebrity. It's embarrassing. Isn't it just poetry? It's very simple.

Haotian raised his hand and touched his hairless chin, repeatedly thought about it carefully, and exclaimed with the last pat on his thigh: "Yes, listen to it, the best hidden poem, the first word is that I love Gao Lan,

I'm a piece of garbage

Fare in love with the red light district

I did it more than a dozen times

Rotten little brother

Wang Kai blinked his small eyes: "Is this what you do?"

Zhang Haotian was proud: "How's it going? It's very rhymed. Don't praise it, or I will be proud. I also accidentally embarked on the road of literary creation.

Wang Kai scolded angrily, "You're so proud. What kind of bullshit love poem? It's so beautiful. I'm talking about serious things, but I didn't expect you to be like this. You just laugh at me. This kind of bullshit poem is simply not as good as rubbish. It's too shameful. It's better to write it myself.

Zhang Haotian said, "You talk nonsense. You know that I haven't graduated from high school, and you are bewitched to write poems. Isn't this forcing prostitutes to set up a chastity archway? Who on earth is laughing at who?

Wang Kai smiled awkwardly, and there was a great helplessness in his eyes. He quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm looking for the wrong person. I'll write the love poem myself. There is one more thing I need to ask you for advice. This is related to my life. I hope my brother will not hesitate to teach me. Don't joke anymore."

Looking at Wang Kai's serious appearance, Haotian was almost happy.

This boy is good and approachable. He usually doesn't make friends, but once he makes friends, he is very serious. He doesn't dare to go through fire and water. At least he can put a knife in his friends' ribs. For many years, it's okay to help him.

So I told him, "If you have something to say, and fart. I will definitely help if I can."

Wang Kai looked very mysterious and lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "Tell me, how can I take a girl to bed?"

Zhang Haotian's eyes widened as soon as he heard it and fainted. Wang Kai came to get the scriptures from the west. That is to say, he really wanted to have sex with Gao Lan, but he was too timid to know where to start.

It seems that people really regard me as a teacher, and they are also dedicated to learning and not ashamed to ask questions.

Zhang Haotian smiled and pretended to be very deep in the city. He continued to touch his chin and said, "It's too easy and very simple to take a girl to bed."

Wang Kai was happy and quickly stood up and asked, "How simple it is, in a few steps."

Zhang Haotian said, "In three simple steps, the first step is to have a bed, the second step is to have a girl, and the third step is to put the girl in **."

Wang Kai asked, "It's over?"

Haotian said, "It's over."

"Is that a brief answer?"

"It's that simple."

Wang Kai sat on the chair and looked very annoyed: "Fuck, I'm asking you something serious. Why are you doing this? Which one do you pretend to be pure?"

Zhang Haotian was also anxious when he heard this and said angrily, "What does it mean to pretend to be pure? I'm already very pure and spotless. There is no need to complicate simple problems. You can do whatever you want. What are you doing with so many twists and turns? Do you still use hands to teach what beasts can do? Do you still want me to practice for you in person?"

Wang Kai said, "I've also thought about this, but I'm a little afraid that she will slap me in the face. How faceless it is?"

Damn it, do you still have the courage to pick up girls?

Haotian said, "What are you afraid of? How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? How do you know she will slap you in the face before you experiment? If you are afraid of slapping, don't fall in love. Just be an eunuch. I've never seen such a promising man like you. You just kissed someone by the roadside. Isn't that skill quite superb? Why is it loose now?

Wang Kai was impatient and said, "Forget it. I can't ask anything about it. You are still hiding this. It's not interesting enough. Ask Li Qiang tomorrow. He is an insider."

Wang Kai did not achieve his goal and left. Zhang Haotian sent him out.

He stopped when he walked out of the corridor. Haotian told Wang Kai solemnly, "Real perverts generally do not admit that they are perverts. If Li Qiang has those two children, Jiajia will not leave. Tomorrow at noon, Cui Weiju, your treat, I will teach you hand in hand, to ensure that the horse will be successful, and that you will be cultivated as the second generation of love saint.

Wang Kai then smiled and said, "I knew you wouldn't be saved. Remember to keep it a secret for me." After saying that, he waved his hand and left.

Back to the room, Li Qiang hasn't come out yet. Zhang Haotian feels strange that this boy is a little abnormal today.

Is the anti-aircraft gun empty? Did you die from the sun? He listened to the crack in the door and heard Li Qiang snoring inside and knew that he was asleep. Then he lay on the sofa at ease and closed his eyes to sleep.

I fell asleep. I had a lot of dreams in one night. I dreamed of Xiaozhen and cried to leave him. Haotian opened his arms and grabbed, but he couldn't catch anything. After a few struggles, I woke up.

When I opened my eyes, the sky was already bright outside. I don't know who helped him cover him with a towel quilt. I guess it was Li Qiang. His face turned around with his face, and there was no one. Li Qiang didn't know when he had left.

Wash your face and brush your teeth quickly. I want to go to school. Why didn't Xiaozhen go to class last night? Is she really sick?

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