Chapter 850 The bridal chamber failed

Chapter 850 The Failure of the bridal chamber

As soon as I stepped into the palace gate, it was really bad. Suddenly, a super invincible big fish net fell from the sky and put the two people in it.

This is a super large net, which is made of hemp rope and extremely tough. The master is afraid of this. Once he is caught in the net, he can't exert his great ability.

Zhang Haotian felt a kind of helplessness. Damn, he fell in love and looked at Li Qiang helplessly: "Brother Qiang, it's so romantic. Are we online dating?"

Li Qiang said, "Bah! Are you still online dating? Do you think I'm gay?

At this time, a sudden shout came from the air, "You two are so bold that you dare to break into my Jade Virtual Palace alone. I think you are tired of living.

A man in a taxi suit jumped down from the tree next to him.

This man is thin, with a strange expression, a thief's eyebrows, a sinister face, and a pinch of white beard under his mouth. It doesn't look like a good bird. At first glance, it's a villain.

Li Qiang couldn't help saying "ah" when he saw this person.

Zhang Haotian asked, "What's wrong? Is this man's handsome man above me to the point of making you exclaim?

Li Qiang panicked: "No, he... he... is my uncle!" The bridal chamber failed"

"What? The failure of the bridal chamber should be invincible in the East, right? Zhang Haotian is so familiar with this name. Why did he advance it for hundreds of years overnight? The dead shemale invincible in the East seems to be a matter of the Ming Dynasty. When did he come to modern times?

Look at the Taoist priest in front of you, the eagle hook nose and triangular eyes don't look like a woman?

Li Qiang sighed: "It's not the undefeat of the East, but the failure of the bridal chamber, because my uncle married a wife in the bridal chamber. Her daughter-in-law stole people in anger, but she didn't expect to be discovered by my uncle.

Later, he left, so he became a monk and failed.

Zhang Haotian finally understood, no wonder? It turned out that there was another secret. The eagle's hooked nose said, "Ah--stupid! Which boy entered the pure land of Buddhism without permission and reported his name?

It's fucking messy. The Taoist priest robbed the monk's temple and opened his teeth and claws. What's the look?

Zhang Haotian shouted angrily: "Captain of the H City Criminal Police Team, the captain of the Flying Tiger Team, the captain of the Don'dong dongs Team, the world's number one demon catcher, the invincible little handsome man Zhang Haotian, please see the Dream Master."

It doesn't matter. The eagle's hook nose was immediately shocked, and his face softened. He stepped forward and was happy: "It turns out that you are very famous. The dragon can't see the beginning and the end. Zhang Haotian, who has the highest martial arts skills in the world and has countless girls? Disrespectful, disrespectful." With that, he quickly came forward to pull the net.

Zhang Haotian had already stood up and looked at the eagle's hook nose strangely: "Are you a monk or a Taoist priest? If it's a Taoist priest, why do you live in a monk's temple? If it's a monk, why is it dressed as a Taoist priest? Do you believe in the Buddha or the emperor?

Eagle hook nose smiled and said, "Grandman, don't be confused by my appearance. On the surface, I look like a Taoist priest, but I'm a monk in my bones. Isn't it surprising?"

Zhang Haotian shook his head: "It's not surprising at all. You must have your reason to pretend to be a Taoist priest. It's not that your brain was kicked by a donkey, or that you have mad cow disease, mouth and foot-and-mouth disease. I just want to know the reason for this?"

"Why?"

"Yes."

"That started a long time ago."

"Take your time, I have plenty of time."

"It is said that the general trend of the world is that if it is divided for a long time, it will be divided, and if it is divided for a long time, it will be divided. The Han Dynasty revolted from Gaozu to kill the white snake and unified the world. Later, Guangwu flourished, spread to Emperor Xian, and split into the Three Kingdoms. Sixty years after the establishment of the Three Kingdoms, it all returned to the Sima family, known as the name of the country Jin. In the first year of Yongping, the Sima family's virtue declined, the eight kings opened the wall, killed people in the wild, and Wuhu rose up. Twenty-five years ago, the Huns captured Chang'an, and the emperor Sima Ye surrendered. The Sima family then left the Anjiang River and divided the world with the Hu people for the Eastern Jin Dynasty"

Zhang Haotian yawned, "Damn it, why are all the Jianghu people like Yuan Kuocheng's storytelling? Are you annoyed?"

He never thought that the old man was so talky that he wanted to start with Yao Shunyu, which was obviously delaying time.

The eagle hook nose chattered in the back. Zhang Haotian had pulled Li Qiang and walked in.

Although this temple is not big, it is very elegant. The yard is very clean, with green bricks and flower ponds around it. The hall and guest rooms are very tidy.

There is no one in the temple, and it is quiet everywhere, just like the abbot's dead father in the temple, solemn.

Daily! It's not going to walk into the mourning hall, is it?

The more silent Zhang Haotian is, the more he feels that there is something strange in it. The place where Mengmeng and Xiao Yezi can hide must be here. There is nothing wrong with it.

On the phone just now, Yamamoto said it clearly and asked him to come to Qingliang Temple once. Since the old guy lied to himself, Xiao Yezi and Mengmeng must be here.

Zhang Haotian is like a vicious dog looking for bones. He walks back and forth and carefully checks every room.

The failure of the eagle hook nose bridal chamber behind was finally finished, from Yao Shunyu to the reform and opening up. Then he came over and asked, "Grandman, what are you looking for?"

Zhang Haotian said, "Find my wife."

Dongfang Invincible felt strange: "Grandman, you can't find your wife at home. Why did you go to the monk's temple to look for her? Does your wife have an affair with the monk of this temple?

Zhang Haotian rolled his eyes and said, "Is your mother having an affair with a monk? My wife was kidnapped yesterday. Some people said that they saw him in your temple. I came to look for him.

The failure of the bridal chamber was shocked and quickly explained, "The hero is wronged. Didn't you find that this temple is very high?"

Zhang Haotian asked, "What's wrong with Gao? My wife is not afraid of heights?"

The bridal chamber failed and said, "No problem, but it's so high. If I don't have the best light skill, I can't climb up. In addition, I have been cut off my desire for many years, and I'm more pure than the cleving scholar of the vertical and horizontal network. Besides, I'm a bridal chamber failure. How can I seduce your wife?"

Zhang Haotian snorted, "That's not good. As the saying goes, after three years of worshiping Buddha, the sow will also become a Diao Chan.

Monk and Taoist priests are generally lust demons in the world, and they can't walk when they see beautiful women. I've seen a lot of this. There must be a secret road here. There is a basement. Say it quickly, or I will lead the army to level the Qingliang Temple.

'Brother Zhang!" Master Mengyu knelt down as soon as he heard it: "Qingliang Temple is originally a pure place of Buddhism. How can it do those things? If I disobey the words of the Buddha, ask me to chop to death by eating chicken legs, choking to death by drinking cold water, wiping my buttocks and tearing toilet paper, going out on the banana peel, and falling down on the nail. He was killed by the ugliest woman in the world.

"Damn it! Can you make such a tragic and poisonous oath?"

"No, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door if you don't do something wrong."