Stealing time

Second Thief: Golden Bowl

"Where are the immortals? Where did the immortals come from?" A tongue twister asked from behind. Who is this person who boldly interrupted Prince Ping?

I turned around doubtfully and saw that the person standing behind me almost escaped on the spot.

The person standing behind him, with wide eyebrows and a handsome face, was dressed in elegant moon-white casual clothes, which set off his jade trees in the wind and was outstanding. As soon as he is dressed, he knows that he is a noble and extraordinary master. And I know this master.

It was no one else standing behind him. It was the thirteenth brother Yinxiang who almost revealed my hiding place in the household department that day. He scared me a lot that day.

At this time, he looked at me with a smile, which was a little sunny.

I'm at ease. Today, I'm Lin Qianer, not a thief who enters the household government at night. I immediately returned to him with a bright smile.

Prince Ping laughed and said, "The arrival of the thirteenth elder brother makes the wall of my house shine." When he saw Brother Thirteen's eyes on me and Lin Fengchi, he showed that he was very interested in both of us, so he introduced, "This brother is Li Daxue's nephew, Lin Fengchi."

Lin Fengchi and I were about to salute Brother Thirteen, but Thirteen stopped us and said, "There is no need to give more gifts for a private banquet." His eyes turned to Lin Fengchi and looked at him slightly. He said, "It turns out that my brother is Lin Fengchi, who has been praised by everyone in the capital recently?" Disrespectful, disrespectful!" Thirteen arched his hands in an atmosphere.

The thirteenth brother is indeed the demeanor of the chivalrous king. He does not put on the prince's airs, but treats each other with equal courtesy, and even has the style of a chivalrous man. It seems that the word "Chivalrous King" lives up to its name. I have a good impression on him.

Lin Fengchi was also very happy. He arched his hand and said, "That's all other people's false praise. The thirteenth brother is famous. He is proficient in poetry, lyrics, songs and aspects. The rhythm, Danqing, and riding and shooting are all excellent. How can Lin Fengchi be called "talented" in front of you It is rare that he did not show his arrogant nature in front of the thirteenth brother.

Lin Fengchi, played by Shang Yu, looked arrogant and unruly in front of anyone, even in Prince Yu's mansion. If it hadn't been for his arrogance to Xiao Gege in Prince Yu's Mansion, Xiao Gege would not have fallen in love with him with a piece of music.

For this spoiled and rebellious little girl, the more you ignore her, the more attractive she will be to her. It is the most effective way for them to be captured. I looked at Lin Fengchi suspiciously. This guy didn't deliberately seduce the little girl with this trick, did he?

Lin Fengchi pulled my sleeve and pulled back my inexplicable thoughts. Seeing several people around me looking at me, I immediately made up my mind.

Lin Fengchi and the thirteenth brother have finished the noise and introduced my identity. Now it's my turn to play.

I blessed the thirteenth brother, the king of Ping and the king of Ping, and said, "Lin Qianer paid a visit to several gods." Unexpectedly, several people were stunned when they heard my nondescript words. I continued with a smile, "Just now, King Mengping called Qian'er a fairy, and Qian'er was ashamed. If Ruoqian is a fairy, all the lords in the capital who are favored by heaven and earth and inherit the rain and dew of the emperor are the gods of heaven!"

Prince Ping laughed and was praised for his identity. Obviously, he looked very useful and looked at me with a close look. His Fujin Cao Jiashi also smiled slightly. You know, she had been standing solemnly just now. Brother Thirteen smiled and said, "Haha, Lin Fengchi, I didn't expect you to have such an eductive cousin! It's really different from ordinary women!"

Is he saying that I will flatter, or is he saying that I dare to speak in front of strangers?

Perhaps, the latter is more likely!

There are generally only two kinds of performance for women who have not been out of the cabinet in this era in front of strange men: either shy and bow their heads, or they are not smiling. There are not many women like me who not only speak generously, but also joke and praise each other as soon as they meet like a man who has been through the scene.

However, Lin Qianer should not be an ordinary woman. She should be generous and bright, like a fish in water in the social circle. Only when she is dazzling can Liu Chuntao successfully hide in the dark.

Lin Fengchi smiled and said, "My cousin, it will take a long time to really understand her differences." As soon as several people heard the interest, they all looked at me and him attentively.

But I immediately said coquettishly, "Cousin, let's mention the eup that my cousin was a child again! How many years has it been?

My words made several people more interested. They looked at me narrowly and said with a smile, "Brother Lin, it's not convenient to talk here. Let's talk in another place."

This thirteenth brother! In order to listen to Lin Qianer's eup when she was a child, she actually called Lin Fengchi a brother and called her "Brother Lin"! As for it? You have to avoid me with Lin Fengchi and get bored!

Just now, he praised his chivalrous demeanor, which was just the illusion he gave when he first met!

The nature was exposed so quickly, hum!

I looked at the two of them with a bad face.

Lin Fengchi didn't mean to avoid me at all. He smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. Qian'er has been used to me since I was a child!"

Am I used to him? Me? I stared at Lin Fengchi fiercely, but he seemed to have no feeling.

He continued: "She has been different from ordinary girls since she was a child. She has never done the female red and embroidery that ordinary women often do, and she has never learned the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. However, she did a lot of things for boys, such as going down the river to catch fish, picking birds from trees, riding horses and fighting!"

Prince Ping made a gesture of invitation. As they spoke, they followed Prince Ping and his wife to the house. I had no choice but to follow behind and listen to how Lin Fengchi arranged what happened to Lin Qianer when she was a child.

I didn't expect that he could really make up stories.

He actually said that when I was a child, I went down the river with a boy to catch fish. A boy fell into the river. When he climbed up, his clothes were all wet. I took off my coat and gave it to him, but I only came back in his middle clothes. I was punished by my father for a month.

Those people looked at me with a smile. This era is not like modern women (to be continued, if you want to know what will happen, please log in., more chapters, support the author, support the genuine reading!)

c You can wear pajamas and go shopping on the street with a hair curl. A girl's home, wearing thongs and wandering on the street, is a great anecdote in this era!

I stamped my feet and said coquettishly, "Cousin, if you say it again, I will tell you about the fact that you didn't study hard when you were a child and were punished by your cousin to kneel in the ancestral hall!"

Lin Fengchi watched me act, and his eyes sparkled. He smiled and said, "That's not to make a bird cage for you. I was punished for delaying my homework!"

"You said the first time you knelt down in the ancestral hall, and I said the second time. That time, you were punished because you took the handkerchief embroidered by the silly girl from the neighboring village! My cousin said that you were punished because you didn't want to make progress in your studies at a young age, but you learned to sing the wind and praise the moon, holding a handkerchief to show off everywhere, saying that a woman fell in love with you at first sight and gave you a handkerchief.

"Shut up, don't say it anymore!" Lin Fengchi began to calm down.

If you want me to shut up, I'll shut up? I ignored him and continued.

"What my cousin is most angry is not that you learn from others to show off the wind and moon, but that you have to sing the wind and the moon and find a better one. Why do you have found a girl who is twenty-three years old and can't get married, chasing young men to send handkerchiefs every day? My cousin said that you lost all the faces of the Lin family!"

Lin Fengchi hasn't reacted yet, but the Thirteenth Brother and the Prince of Peace have laughed so much that even the dignified Cao Jia can't help laughing and laughing.

To make up stories, can you make up a modern person like me, who grew up in animation, film and television, and stories?

As a result, Lin Fengchi, who was so angry and wanted to teach me a lesson, was pulled away by Narsu, the thirteenth brother and Prince of Peace. And I had to follow Cao Jia's family to see the old lady in Ping County Mansion.

As soon as he got there, Cao Jiashi, who had always been dignified and dignified, told the kind-looking and smiling old lady what I had just said to each other with Lin Fengchi. He laughed at the old lady and the women around her and covered her face with a handkerchief, and kept wiping the corners of her eyes. There are few ancient jokes, and these few words make people laugh like this.

Again, I pressed the classic men's dress and dialogue of Zhou Xingxing and Wu Mengda in the film on the silly girl and Lin Fengchi. As I said and imitated, the people in the whole flower hall laughed even more.

The old lady wiped the corners of her eyes, stroked her chest and smiled, "Oh, this girl is so funny! I haven't laughed like this for more than ten years. Today, I was teased by this girl. Oh, I'm almost out of breath!"

Cao Jiashi was busy stroking her chest and beating her back.

I pointed to my mouth and said, "Oh, this mouth is causing trouble. If there is any delicious food to block it, I will let you take a breath first!"

The women laughed again. I took this opportunity to say that I wanted to visit the garden, so I came out with a maid.

The little maid took me from the flower hall to the main hall and the front hall, and also took me to the back garden. I confirmed in my mind the layout of the house given to me by Shang Yu, and found that the picture given to me by Shang Yu was extremely accurate in the position and size of each building, which was completely in line with the actual situation. In my heart, I admired Shang Yu's talent again.

The main hall is the place to worship the golden bowl. There are two guards at the door, which is not an exaggeration. Maybe Narsu didn't want to scare the guests, and he didn't expect that someone would hit the golden bowl in his house when the VIPs gathered.

Narsu is a good person to make friends, and there are three living rooms in the house.

His garden is also very large. Large lotus ponds and circuitous corridors are indispensable, but the most strange thing in the garden is a rockery in Taihu Lake.

The stone is two meters high and is covered with strangely shaped holes. These holes are large and small. The water flowed down from the stone and shuttled through the hole. Plants also grow in some holes full of soil. It is dense and prosperous like a small mountain in the south in summer.

I was so magical about this stone that I looked around carefully for a long time before asking the maid to take me away.

I heard that Prince Ping is going to hold a worship ceremony of the golden bowl to show his gratitude for the holy grace. The ceremony was about to begin, and the maid took me to the main hall, where many people were already sitting.

There is a table in front of the hall with a half-person-tall rectangular object covered under a red embroidered gold velvet cloth. That's the shrine! On both sides of the table stood two powerful guards of Kong Wu, meticulously carrying out the security task.

Lin Fengchi sat in the front row, and I stepped forward. He winked at me and made sure that the golden bowl was in the shrine. Just as I was about to sit down beside him, I saw a group of women waving to me and asked me to go there.

Lin Fengchi smiled and said in a low voice, "The little girl is quite coaxing. She was favored as soon as she came!"

I also smiled and said, "I didn't learn it from my cousin. Not long after my debut, I was already famous in the capital. My cousin can't lose to my cousin!" After saying that, I walked to the women's banquet and sat in the middle of them.

The women called me out, naturally because I was funny. Seeing them teasing me all the time, I said Duan Ma Sanli's stand-talk "Tease You".

"A family lives in the alley at the back door of my cousin's house. The family lives a poor life, but they have a good face. The spare money from the simple land is all used to buy clothes to wear, so his clothes are excellent.

My eyes saw the guests coming in one after another, and a middle-aged official in his forties sat on the right side of Lin Fengchi.

I continued: "There is a five- or six-year-old boy in his family named Ergou. One day, the woman washed her clothes and dried them on the rope at the door of the yard. Afraid of losing his clothes, he told the second dog to play at the door while looking at the clothes. Not long after, a man came. He told Ergou that he was kidding you. The women began to hold back their laughter.

I noticed that the seats in the hall were 90% full. The time for worship is coming soon.

"The woman was cooking in the room, and she heard the second dog shouting outside: Er Niang, he took our coat! The woman's pot was so hot that she had no time to walk away, so she asked: Who is it? Ergou replied: Tease you!" The women laughed in a low voice. If it hadn't been for the male guests around, the women would have laughed regardless of their image.

I continued: "The woman said: This child is so naughty! She didn't go out and continued to cook. After a while, the second dog called outside again: Er Niang, he took our trousers! The woman asked: Who is it? The boy replied: Make fun of you! The woman said, "Well, this child!" If you are naughty again..." The women are becoming more and more unable to stop laughing. I calculate the time and carefully control the rhythm of the story.

Suddenly, I heard the footsteps of a group of people outside, coming!

I said, "After the woman finished cooking, she came to the gate of the courtyard and saw that all the clothes on the rope were gone. She asked the two dogs who were still playing at the door: Where are our clothes?" The eunuch's notification sounded in my ear. It was the thirteenth brother, the prince Ping, the old lady and the prince Fu Jin who arrived together!

I said the last paragraph: "The second dog replied: 'He took it!'' Who is it?'' Tease you!'"

The women finally couldn't help it. At the moment when Prince Ping and his party stepped into the door of the main hall, they burst into earth-shaking laughter. Spraying tea, falling and rubbing the stomach, the usually gentle and dignified female guests do not care about the image at this time.

Ma Sanli is really a disaster!

Taking advantage of the crowd of maids rushing up and hurriedly serving my embarrassed master, I quietly hid out of the crowd. Because I noticed that as soon as the eunuch's announcement sounded, the two bodyguards standing by the shrine had already greeted them out of the hall and stood outside the hall. And the eyes of the people in the hall are focused on the chaotic group of women, even a few people who have just entered the hall.

Everyone looked at this group of evil women inexplicably, and no one noticed that I rubbed in front of the shrine very quickly and left very quickly.

Lin Fengchi stood up and I passed him by. I didn't know it. I unconsciously returned to the women's and helped a Fujin who laughed and coughed and patted his back. His eyes swept to Lin Fengchi and smoothly walked out of the hall without attracting anyone's attention.