Chapter 125 Wearing a wedding dress for the big horse monkey
As soon as I said this, the three MMs were speechless, and only Lei Tian's eyes lit up: "Hey, do you think so too?"
I nodded excitedly, and Lei Tian Dazhuang licked his lips: "The brothel is full, just because the lower body is lonely!"
Well, I wish I was in Fuzhou. Then we can go whoring together when we are anxious..."
"What are you going to do?" Su Qin was angry and suddenly snorted coldly: "Do you dare to come to Fuzhou to have a try? Grandma, I shot you!"
Lei Tian was so scared that he didn't dare to speak.
"Wang Zai, you are not a good person either!" Su Qinyu was still angry and cursed.
"Grandma, am I that kind of person?" I was a little speechless by them: "Besides, we are now trying to deal with the boss. Who makes you think wrong?"
"Come on!" Su Qin didn't believe it at all: "Your 'game thinking' tells you that when you play monsters, you will get anxious? Are you going to harm women?"
"Sister, do you dare not talk about game thinking?" I was completely at aflif with Su Qin, and once again sent out the attributes of the Xuanma Monkey King: "Look for yourself."
[Tong Xuan Ma Monkey King] (BOSS):
Level:???
Qi and blood:????
Attack:????
Defense:????
Special skills:????
Monster introduction: Sheng Ji died and Mu Wang was injured. Because the Xuanma monkey knows about yin and yang and has a strong attack, it is ordered to guard the mausoleum and not leave half a step. After that, ghosts kept coming out of the mausoleum, and the Tongxuan Horse Monkey King became extremely anxious.
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The BOSS attribute was obvious. They looked at it for a long time and didn't see anything.
Finally, Sister Mu rubbed her smooth forehead and said, "Wangzi, don't tell me what you want. If you have any good ideas, just tell me."
Everyone else looked at me, and I said slowly, "As far as I know, the Monkey King is the strongest among monkeys, not only the force, but also the strongest sex-function. Only the king of the monkey group can enjoy the mother monkey, right?
Several MMs didn't say anything. Lei Tian Da Zhuang giggled. The dead soul's reaction was still relatively fast. He suddenly understood: "Damn it, boss, do you mean that the monkey king is restless because he can't do the female monkey?"
"Daily, can you be more euphemistic?" I gave this guy a blank look: "But... Well, it's not rude."
With my affirmation, Lei Tian became bold again: "I see. The boss means to catch a female monkey and throw it to the monkey king and let it catch fire first? Yes, generally, male animals are the weakest when they finish female animals!"
"Bah!" Before I said anything, Su Qin beside me spit fiercely and almost sprayed it on my face: "Wang Zai, what kind of bad idea is this?"
I was shocked: "It seems... Um... It seems that this idea is a little obscene... Hey hey, but I also said at the meeting just now that the game setting is dead after all. There may be several options, but this is the only and most suitable method I can think of at present."
"Wow, this idea sounds so perverted." Wei Wei, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly let out a scream, and then pulled the dead soul curiously and asked for his life: "Dead soul, do you think it will be the same as you when the Monkey King is ML, and it will be over in two minutes?"
Lei Tian Da Zhuang looked at the dead soul strangely for life. I looked at the soul strangely for life. Sister Mu looked at the soul strangely. Su Qin looked at the soul strangely for life.
Finally, we shook our heads and sighed.
The soul of the dead's face was red and green, and he said [expatiently], "Damn it... Don't always talk about my first time!"
The whole team: "..."
"Well... This method does have something... But, um, since it was mentioned by Wang Zai, I support it." Sister Mu thought for a moment and said.
"Wang Zai, if you don't succeed, prepare to become a benevolent!" Su Qin also hummed.
"Hey, I've seen a lot of people recently, and it's also good to see animals." Lei Tian said loudly, "Support with both hands and feet and five limbs!"
Vivi: "I want to see, I want to see..."
The ghost asked for life: "I have no problem, but... the monsters have been killed by us. Where can I find the female monkey?"
Our eyes are all focused on the souls of the dead.
"Damn it, you're not thinking about my baby, are you?" The dead soul suddenly reacted: "Sister Mu, boss...I..."
"What are you doing? It's just pouring fire on the boss, and it doesn't need to be bad." I said.
"That's right, if the boss works hard to make your mother monkey pregnant, you will still make money." Wei Wei also snorted.
"But..." How ugly the face of the dead soul is: "My baby is... Shit, it's not good to hear about it."
"The baby is not yours. What's so terrible about it? Besides, we just try it. We don't know if it works or not. I comforted him, "Maybe not, then your female monkey won't have to be ravaged."
"Oh." It really can't resist all of us. The soul of the dead can only nod helplessly and said, "Well...all right."
"Wait!" The dead soul reluctantly summoned the female monkey. Just as he wanted to control it to approach the boss, Weiwei suddenly stopped him.
We all turned our heads and looked at Vivi. Didn't this girl change her mind at the last minute?
"At least this is still a monkey. It's absolutely not careless for the first time." The little girl looked for a long time in the package. She took out a piece of red cloth, and then said to Sister Mu and Su Qin, "Sister Mu, Sister Qin, come and help me. Let's make a wedding dress for it."
Me: "..."
Sister Mu and Su Qin suddenly became interested. Wei Wei took away the dead soul's dry ge dagger, Su Qin took away the murder of Lei Tian Da Zhuang, and Sister Mu took away my fish shadow sword. The three girls squatted on the ground and really made clothes for the female monkey!
Ten minutes later, something terrible happened to us. The hair on the head of the dead horse monkey was braided into a ponytail with a bow tied on it. Wearing a red gown similar to a bathrobe, Su Qin, who was painful, also sewed a pair of underwear for it by herself!
Originally, it could be regarded as a powerful horse monkey. In a blink of an eye, it was made up like this human and a monkey was not a monkey, and the dead soul almost cried.
"Hey hey, this must be no problem!" Vivi seemed to be very satisfied with his masterpiece and said proudly, "Tell you, red can best stimulate the desire of animals."
"How do you know?" I asked.
"Oh, I knew it when I watched the film in high school."
"What?" The dead soul's face suddenly turned pale: "Oh, my God, when we first opened a room... Didn't you say you had never seen that kind of film?"
Me: "..."
"What are you shouting about!" Wei Wei hummed, "I just said that I haven't seen the European and American kind..."
The dead soul asked for life: "..."
"Oc's it. If you're crazy enough, let the bride go up. Let's see the effect." I'm speechless by them. Isn't it a waste of time? There will be readers who talk about the bitterness of the country and the beauty.
"The bride is leaving!" Wei Weixing rushed down Yaoqin, gently played a song "Spring River Flower and Moon Night" with his fingers!
So, the first wedding in the Jiangshan game began so painfully. Under the rendering of the music, the dead soul controlled the bride to the foot of the mausoleum step by step, and our relatives followed.
"Hey, at least they get married. Can you give me a smile?" Su Qin was a little dissatisfied with our performance: "Sending a kiss is like a funeral. I don't know if you are all thinking about it."
We all suddenly smiled.
The horse monkey bride didn't know what was going to happen at all. She walked upright in big red clothes, how awkward it was.
When we entered the sight of the boss again, I looked up and saw that I didn't know when the Tongxuan Horse Monkey King halfway up the mountain was staring straight at us!
"Squeaky! Squeaky!"
After seeing the Monkey King, it seemed that the bride also knew what we were going to do. The girl actually screamed and suddenly rushed into the arms of the dead soul, firmly holding his neck, but she was unwilling to let go!
"Damn it, what's going on?" Lei Tian Dazhuang asked obscenely, "Is it possible... Is it going to leave the first time to the dead brother?"
"I think so." Weiwei nodded vigorously and said, "This should be the end of the new era."
The dead soul asked for life: "..."
"Good baby, I can't bear to part with you." The ghost forcibly controlled the bride down from her body and pointed to the mountainside and said, "Go, go and sleep with that guy. If you can kill him, I will treat you well in the future."
Me: "..."
After all, it is the control of the dead soul. Even if the bride is unwilling, she has to turn around and climb up the mausoleum step by step.
The monkey's speed is much faster than mine. Although there are many inconveniences in wearing clothes, they have arrived at the destination in the blink of an eye.
We all took a deep breath and stared at the mountainside without blinking.
"Squeaky--" A second later, a harsh monkey sound came from the middle of the mountain. When we looked again, we found that the bride trembled with fear when she didn't know it. She knelt in front of the Monkey King and didn't even dare to raise her head!
"What?" The ghost frowned: "Why don't you listen to the control?"
"Well, maybe the monkey king can't leave the hole. After a long time, the authority declines, and those female monkeys will mess with other monkeys in the monkey group. That's not good." I said.
"Get out of here, just talk nonsense." Su Qin gave me a white look.
"Oh--"
Before Su Qin's voice fell, a sad long cry suddenly came from the middle of the mountain. We hurriedly looked carefully, but it was the Monkey King who stood up, and the sharp monkey claws tore the bride's clothes and threw it to the ground fiercely!
To be honest, [Contributing to the female monkey] is just a possibility that I temporarily guessed. I didn't have much hope at all, but at this time, when I saw that the monkey king really pushed the female monkey down, I was somewhat painful.
As for others, the eyeballs fell to the ground.
Only Weiwei's excited little face turned red: "Oh, the dead soul, just like the first time we did, it's also a back!"
The whole team: "..."