Chapter 046 Hand-borne Disease
Sister Mu went back to her room to sleep alone, and this day really made me tired. I didn't care so much anymore. After running to the balcony and smoking, I climbed to ** without even taking a shower.
Thinking about what happened today, I still have some doubts in my heart. However, life is a rare confusion. If you are drunk today, let him go.
Since the opening of the Jiangshan Beauty Game, we have never gone to bed so early. Therefore, when we got up after six o'clock the next morning, we felt refreshed.
I didn't feel anything last night. When I got up in the morning, I saw that there was a high lump on my nose, which was the masterpiece of King Zhou of Shang.
I walked out of the bedroom, but I didn't expect Sister Mu and Su Qin to get up. While eating hot steamed buns, the two girls gathered together and stared at the laptop screen with interest.
"Wang Zai, go wash your face quickly. Let's get into the game after dinner." Sister Mu seemed to be a little excited: "Jiuzhou Group is really awesome. There are a lot of new things after this update."
I laugh. The means of Kyushu Group's ability to accumulate money is so obvious. It would be strange if there were no new things in the game.
Calculate the time carefully. Yesterday, the maintenance began at about six o'clock, eight hours... It is estimated that it will be opened in the early morning. I believe that many players will guard the maintenance and then log in as soon as possible.
After washing my face, I came out, and the laptop was playing songs. When I came out, Sister Mu and Su Qin turned their heads and looked at me together. How strange the look on their faces was.
"What's the matter?" Looking at the expressions of these two girls, I have an ominous feeling.
"Wang Zai, can I ask you something?" After last night, it seems that Su Qin's attitude towards me has changed a lot, at least her tone is much softer.
"Sister Su, you can talk to me if you have something to say." I was also used to being bullied by this girl, and I suddenly felt flattered.
"Well, when your Skyhawk's unique hand is touching the milk... Is it poisoned?" Su Qin held a steamed bun in her mouth and asked expectantly.
"I'm dizzy, sister, can you ask some nutritious questions early in the morning?" I reached out and grabbed a steamed bun and said depressedly, "Is that a cheating skill, the poison of quenching hair?"
"No quenching poison?" Sister Mu actually came over and looked at me nervously.
"No, absolutely not!" I don't bother to pay attention to them.
"Oh, you boy won't cry when you don't see the coffin." Su Qin turned the laptop screen to me: "Well, you can see for yourself. Hey, our forgetful god is now a celebrity, and he has released a record.
"Record?" The bad feeling in my heart was getting stronger and stronger, and my eyes couldn't help falling on the video.
When the video was played, the huge battlefield was full of blood, and countless players turned into white light and flew back to the main city. In a few seconds, a picture of me and a girl standing face to face appeared on the screen.
Damn it, my head is buzzing, damn it, isn't this the self-touching little girl of the Night Palace Gang?
The video was obviously processed, and all the conversations between me and Ye Wu were silenced. The girl in the picture touched her chest with one hand and said something to me with a charming smile on her face.
I remember clearly that I was persuading the girl to commit suicide at that time, but players who don't know the truth must think that we are talking about improper transactions again!
I felt that the egg was extremely painful. Suddenly, a burst of rhythmic music surged out of the notebook, and then a girl's sweet voice made a crisp narration: "Forget love, didn't we agree at the beginning that you touched my milk and gave me ten yuan, and there was no sound after killing me?"
"I'll wipe it!" I jumped up and pointed to the screen tremblingly: "Sister Mu, Sister Su, slander, this is naked-naked slander!"
"Slander, I don't think so?" Su Qin hummed, "At the beginning of this video, you are obviously negotiating the price!"
"Sister Su, just forget it if you don't believe me." I looked at Mu Yao expectantly: "Sister Mu, you judge. You know best who I am!"
"Wang Zai, people will change." Sister Mu shrugged her shoulders and said that there was nothing she could do: "Keep listening. The good show is in the future."
"Damn it, I still listen to it..."
"Forget love. In fact, you don't have to be afraid. Whether you pay or not, I'm very willing to touch it for you, but can you be gentle next time?" The voice of the night dance is very good, as if the lover is saying love words in his ear: "Well, you don't have to hide from me. After downloading the game, I specially made this song "Forget Love Business" to commemorate our first chicken love."
Then, then, then, then, then...
The prelude to "Love Business" came from Tiansha's notebook. After the prelude, there was the song of Night Dance: "Tianying's unique hand, send me to reincarnation, and my chest was blown up and my tears fell down."
"I grabbed my milk and got breast-adenocarcinoma. Even if you give me more gold coins, it won't get better."
"At the beginning, you said you wanted to touch the milk, and you could touch the milk. After touching it, I was reincarnated. You said it was very happy."
"I want to forget my love, but I can't forget my love. Eat a piece of Wei-Brother, let me understand how good you are.
"Puff!"
A mouthful of blood spewed out three or four meters, and my old face was red. How dare I listen to it again? I hurriedly turned off the video!
"Wang Zai, what are you doing?" Su Qin seemed to be a little unhappy: "This girl sings very well, and there is a second paragraph."
"Yes, I think the second paragraph can better reflect the connotation of this "Forgetful Business" than the first paragraph." Sister Mu bit her lips tightly, afraid that she would laugh out loud.
"Connotation, what a hair!" I was completely speechless: "Won, let me see when it was uploaded. I have to contact the Kyushu official, MD. This kind of video must be deleted!"
I looked at the post with anticipation, and a little hope that had just been ignited disappeared in an instant. Shit, this video was uploaded at three o'clock last night. It was only a few hours, and the click rate reached more than 30 million, and the reply was also more than 30 million!
More than 30 million, more than 30 million... My eyes were black, and I almost fainted.
Jiangshan Game... Well, someone should be able to see that this is a girl's deliberate slander against me, right? I refreshed myself and browsed the reply below.
1st floor, [Night Dance]: Well, I'm not kind. Let's occupy the sofa by myself. Forgetting, when the three main cities are opened, I will go to Qingcheng to find you. Anyway, I have breast-addenocarcinoma, and I will die sooner or later. Before you die... Hey, you can touch it as you want. But... I hope you can play games well, save more gold coins, and then cure the chicken... Otherwise, I won't be interesting if you touch it.
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Shit, I wish I could catch the night dance from the computer screen, son of a bitch, how do you know I can't do it, son of a bitch!
2nd floor, [Fat down]: Forget love, forget love, I'll wipe your ancestors! MD, even my horse dares to move, you are looking for death!
3rd floor, [Flash Haifei Silk]: Hey, I vaguely remember that when I was in the novice village, I forgot my love and went somewhere to find the tiger king whip... Now that I think about it, I finally understand... This product is really not good in reality. I want to find satisfaction in the game...
4th floor, [Qi Yuluo]: Weak question... Will female players who are forgotten and pinched to death really be infected with breast-addenal cancer?
5th floor, [twilight death]: According to me... milk-addenal cancer is only one of them. In addition, the diseases caused by Tianying's unique hands also include breast-scarcer, breast-hair, breast-minance, breast-hanging, breast-crying, breast-fetish, breast- pain, breast-lobular hyperplasia, milk-fibroadenopathy, breast-cyst disease, There are more than 30 kinds of breast-gative diseases, such as breast-sputum, breast-head fragmentation, breast-atrial fat necrosis, breast-tumor, etc. In severe cases, it will also cause breast-atrial too small, too large, serious asymmetry, etc. For details, you can consult Night Dance and Ye Feihua.
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I'll wipe your sister, Mu Shi, I remember this guy, the turtle son of the five tyrants in Longcheng. MD, when I sent a private message to Xiaotiantian, my brother still said good things for you, and he actually abused me so badly!
The 6th floor, [Zongzi without cheating]: The answer upstairs is so professional, so I also ask weakly, what kind of disease will the player who is pinched and burst the egg by the end of the household?
7th floor, [Ziqi Donglai]: I know I know, I know this! Hey hey, according to what I learned from Simon Xiaoqing and King Zhou of Shang, all players who are pinched will have a certain chance to be infected with more than 30 male diseases, including impotence, premature ejaculation, anterioritis, proliferation-bubble-rash, sharp-wet-wet, plum-poison, short, bladder-cystitis, dampness, pus, worm-infect. Sick, oh, some lucky players will also get hemorrhoids.
8th floor, [Jail]: Purple gas comes from the east, I'll wipe your sister!.
9th floor, [12:09]: If... according to what you say, isn't forgetting love a collection of viruses?
10th floor, [one gold coin to play once]: Shit, sisters, pay attention to it. In the game, when you encounter love-love-love-ring, decisively refuse, this product is too terrible.
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I really can't stand it anymore, just like a defeated rooster, directly shutting down the web page.
MMD, don't regret it in your heart. What kind of bitch did you think I did at that time? I had to blow up this girl with my own hands. Just stab her to death with one shot!
But... On second thought, the little girl gave me a game from beginning to end and stabbed her to death with a gun... I guess the girl had to sing: "Separate my legs at the beginning, and then separate them. Now I'm going to use a long gun and stuff it in..."
I wipe it, I can't think about it anymore.
"Wang Zai, what's wrong?" Su Qin seemed to be very happy to see my depressed appearance and asked with a smile.
"The egg hurts." I gritted my teeth angrily and said, "Don't eat, go online and go to 80 as soon as possible!" MD, after the opening of the three main cities, I won't go anywhere. I will kill the players who guard the night palace and kill them until they are whitewashed and delete their accounts!"
"Wang Zai, find a place after you go online and do some training for us." Su Qin seemed to be in a good mood and took the initiative to ask.
There is a conspiracy, there is a conspiracy.
Watching Su Qin and Mu Yao rush back to the room to go online, I said silently in my heart.