Chapter 053 Monkeys are chattering

"Oi, whether you know it or not, I'll repeat it for you." Sister Mu was extremely serious and said seriously, "This love and hegemony war is divided into two parts. The first is to record videos around the three themes of friendship, love and family affection and release them to the official forum of Jiangshan Beauty; the second part is the PK of two people."

Everyone has read it. What Sister Mu said is concise, but we all understand.

"Actually, I think it doesn't matter whether we can get the ranking or not. What matters is whether our players dare to participate. I hope that through this PK competition, we can use the foundation laid for us by Wangzai, so that we can be completely famous in the competition. Sister Mu's voice was full of expectation: "You just record your own story. I have hired a professional planning and marketing company, and the theme and post-production are all handed over to them. Does this reduce your burden?"

"Mr. Mu is powerful!" I forgot to recall the typical flatterer of this child. As soon as Sister Mu finished speaking, he shouted loudly.

Sister Mu smiled and said kindly, "I know that there are many people in love in our beautiful city. This time, boldly show your love and see if you can impress the beautiful players. In addition, no matter which group, as long as I can rush to the top 20 of the competition, I will personally pay out of my pocket and give you as a reward.

"So good?" The soul of the dead suddenly came to his spirits: "Sister Mu... Hey hey, can you tell me how much it is? I'll discuss it with Weiwei later, and I will definitely get a ranking back!"

"Oh, didn't you mean that Weiwei is going to take the exam, and you and I will form a brother team to participate? Why did you change your mind now? Before Sister Mu could speak, Lei Tian Dazhuang pulled the dead soul and said hurriedly.

"Oh, I was busy with the exam, but Sister Mu gave me a reward. We can't let it go, can we?" The dead soul doesn't care about it.

"Damn, what do you mean?" Lei Tian was furious: "Can't you get the ranking if you team up with me?"

The soul of the dead stared at him for a long time: "Well, I'm hanging."

Lei Tian was furious and rushed to the crown: "Daily, you actually went back. Believe it or not, I chopped you up and fed it to the dog?"

The dead soul shrugged his shoulders indifferent: "Do you have the ability to come? I'm now the tenth master of the Suzhou list. Weiwei and I have teamed up. It's not certain who will win or lose.

Lei Tian's strong tiger body shook, and it was so hard that it could not be soft: "I said, brother of the dead, you can't be so unrighteous, can you? I regret what I promised now... Is it a little bit like that?"

"Which one?" The soul of the dead was a little impatient: "Wow, I'm not the only man in the gang. Do you have to pester me? Why don't you find a wife or another brother to participate?

"Is that so?" Lei Tian opened his eyes wide and glanced at the players like radar.

It's also strange that the players who were swept by his eyes, both men and women, hurriedly took a step back and seemed to want to hide themselves.

"Did you see... It's over, I'm a very good man, mixed into these 13 pairs for Mao?" Lei Tian looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Because..." A little sister said timidly, "Because your turtle-head is so disgusting."

Lei Tian Da Zhuang: "..."

"Oh, okay, stop it." Sister Mu smiled and said, "Reward measures... I think so. If I can win the first place, I will reward 200,000 yuan. If I win the second place, I will reward 190,000 yuan, and so on. How about that?"

"Good!"

Sister Mu opened her mouth with a bonus of 200,000 yuan. Although some people knew that the first place was hopeless, they still couldn't help cheering.

"Well, that's how it is settled." The group was in turmoil, and Sister Mu was also extremely happy. She turned her head and asked, "Wang Zai, do you have anything else to say?"

"Oh, one more thing." Seeing Lei Tian's strong crocodile turtle baby's head stretched out and shrank, I said, "If possible, it's better to go to Wanshouling in a group of beasts. After the Nether mission is refreshed, there should be some strange spots, and it's easier to play with the baby."

"Well, I think so too." Sister Mu nodded with a smile.

"Ah!" When I was talking with Sister Mu, Lei Tian Dazhuang suddenly let out a ghost cry of no man, no beast, and then shouted, "Yes, boss, the baby of the dead soul, the baby of the dead soul... Wow ha ha."

"The baby of the dead soul... big female monkey?" It suddenly occurred to me that I don't know whether this big female monkey is dead or alive now.

"Lei Tian Da Zhuang, I'll wipe your sister and shut your stinky mouth!" The face of the dead soul suddenly changed, and he roared angrily.

"Wow, haha, I called you to betray my brother, and now I will betray you once!" Lei Tian Da Zhuang ignored the dead soul at all and laughed arrogantly, "Forgotten boss, what's the situation of the big mother monkey who knows the dead soul now?"

"Wow, haha, on the fourth day of Wan Shouling's departure, the big horse monkey was born!" Lei Tian Da Zhuang's words were shocking: "And it's also the posthumous son of TMD!"

"What? Born?" My eyes were wide open: "Da Shit, the big horse monkey king is very powerful, one shot to protect your heart?"

"Cough..." Sister Mu coughed softly twice, and my face suddenly turned red.

"Haha, I said that at the beginning, but Weiwei didn't think so." Lei Tian Dazhuang's face was full of gloating: "Weiwei said that after the horse monkey king finished, he should immediately prompt pregnancy. However, it was the fourth morning that the system prompted me to be pregnant, and I gave birth to a posthumous child that night... Weiwei said that this matter had nothing to do with the soul of the dead, and maybe it was his seed!"

"Puff!"

I endured, I endured, I endured again... But I couldn't help it, and a mouthful of blood spewed out.

"I said, why didn't Weiwei go online recently... It turns out that your boy and the mother monkey have done something, and they are jealous?" Su Qin was not afraid of big things, and her chest trembled with a smile and didn't forget to hit her.

"I'm sorry for my reputation, and it's ruined like this." The dead soul asked for more grievances, and bowed his head and sighed wildly.

"Hey, this is retribution!" Lei Tian is strong and arrogant, with a gesture of revenge.

"Make friends carelessly, make friends carelessly." The soul of the dead shook his head: "I'm really [a man with only onegao-ball went to prostitute a 100-year-old prostitute, and finally died]."

"What?" We are all stunned. What does this guy mean?

"Don't you understand?" The dead soul was also slightly stunned, and finally explained to us inexplicably, "Damn it, a hundred-year-old chicken, destroyed once (egg)!"

"I'll wipe it, the ghost, can you pull less?" The players present all know that I recruited the ghost. Now this guy is full of words, and others are looking at me with a strange look.

There is only one meaning in the eyes. It's over. Forgetting love has ruined other children.

"Ok, it's almost nine o'clock. Don't talk nonsense. Put the monkey out and send an attribute." I didn't dare to let the dead soul continue to talk nonsense and said in a hurry.

"Oh...all right..." The soul of the dead seemed to be unspeakable, and he hesitated to open the spirit beast cage.

"Ji-ji!"

The light flashed. In our expectant eyes, a pony monkey, about half a meter old, with long olive hair and a convexed horse face, appeared in front of us.

"Let's go!"

It seemed that we pony monkeys were still a little scared. They jumped up from the ground. The furry little claws hugged the neck of the soul, and the little face stuck to his face, and they didn't want to let go at all.

"Yo, the pony monkey is so clingy!" I smiled. This pony monkey is much more beautiful than those monsters.

"Hey, you must be clingy!" Lei Tian laughed so strong that he was about to shed tears: "Forget-ofing Boss, did you hear the cry of the pony monkey just now?"

"Ouch, isn't it the chicken-chicken's crow?"

"That was when I first came out!" Lei Tian Dazhuang winked at me.

"Oh?" I'm a little confused. I really didn't pay attention to it just now.

"Lei Tian, what's wrong with you?" The dead soul was a little angry: "Monkeys are all chattering and chirping. How can they be called something else?"

"Oh, do you still want to deny it?" Lei Tian Dazhuang seems to have [full evidence]: "When the pony monkey jumps into your arms, it is definitely not a chicken-chicken!"

"What is that? You have something to say!"

"Let's go!"

"Well, okay."

"I'll wipe it, the dead soul is desperate, you don't want me!"

......

Lei Tian pulled out a long knife angrily and chased the dead soul, but the dead soul had already entered a state of invisibility. He could only be so angry that the guy jumped around, and we laughed so much that our stomachs were cramped.

After making trouble for a long time, Lei Tian Dazhuang decided to officially [extermin] with the dead soul. One person hid next to him and sulked, and the dead soul sent out the attribute of [Monkey King Baby]:

[Monkey King Baby]:

Category: Auxiliary Assassination

Character: Cunning

Growth: Excellence (80%)

skills: 5

Baby introduction: Tongxuan horse monkey king was anxious for thousands of years. After suddenly getting the mother monkey, she had no scruples to vent her desire, and finally gave birth to the monkey in the mother monkey's belly.

skills:

[Tongxuan] (Active): After activating the skill, the Monkey King enters a stealth state, increases the movement speed by 50%, and appears after attack or damage.

[Stumbling] (Active): After activating this skill, throw ropes out ropes for up to ten targets within 15 meters, reducing the target's movement speed by 50% for 3 seconds.

[Ki-eating] (Passive): Monkey King has a 50% chance to reduce the target by 300 points of true qi in each attack.

[Weakness] (Passive): In each attack, the Monkey King will have a 30% chance to reduce the target's defense by 30% for 2 seconds.

[Rebirth] (Automatic): After the death of the Monkey King, he can resurrect by himself, full of blood and demons, and the cooldown time of this skill is 5 minutes.

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After reading the attributes of the monkey king baby, I can't help nodding repeatedly. What should I say? Although this monkey is [unknown], it is undeniable that the baby is very strong and very suitable for the assassin profession of the dead soul.

"Dead soul, go back and organize your hands and go to Wan Beast Ridge to catch monkeys." After scanning the monkey baby's [stumbling] skill again, a sneer appeared on the corners of my mouth: "This skill is definitely a nightmare for countless melee players in large-scale melee warfare."

"I understand!" After all, the dead soul is an old player, and he understands my strategic intention at once: "Yes, boss, there is something I want to ask you."

"What's the matter?" I pricked up my ears.

"That...that..." The dead soul scratched his head with embarrassment: "Will you participate in that emotional competition? If you participate, who will you marry?

Me: "..."