Chapter 108 I'm really not human!
Chapter 108 I'm really not a human!
After Liu Feng finished his polite words and saw Tianya on the martial arts stage, Liu Feng couldn't help shouting to Tianya: "Brother Tianya! I brought you that uncle!"
"Hm?" Hearing Liu Feng's words, Tianya was a little confused. What uncle? Why don't I know?
At this time, Tianya suddenly saw the demon who was turning over the eyes of a dead fish, and suddenly realized that he burst into laughter! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Heart demon! Your boy is really old enough! They are all uncles! Did you flirt with little Lori?"
Hearing Tianya's words, the heart demon suddenly remembered the MD who said that she was not a little Lori, so she didn't like the uncle. Suddenly, the heart demon's face couldn't help blushing (of course, this is just because of anger!).
Seeing that the demon's face turned red, Tianya couldn't help laughing even more wildly. Everyone is also a little confused. What the hell is going on?
"Heart Demon! How many did you get? It won't have been destroyed by the streamer! You know, Xiaozheng is more popular than the strange uncle now!" Tianya restrained his exaggerated smile a little and said sarcasticly to the heart demon.
Hearing Tianya's words, the demon's face suddenly turned green! Then, he said with an aggrieved face, "You! Why didn't you say it earlier? What I want to say is that my image will not be an unlucky person like you!"
"Hmm?" Hearing the words of the heart demon, Tianya gave a serious hum, intending to know his identity!
"Hmm! I don't understand! Your little white face doesn't look like a little white face, and a tough guy doesn't look like a tough guy. How can there be so many people like you? I think there should be about ten, right? The demon is still a little confused and doesn't know that he has caused a big disaster there, chirling!
You know, there is another drop here. Isn't it obvious that he doesn't pay attention to her? Although Yunxiao is a little disdainful of not paying attention to her, after all, it is now a face problem, and you have to take care of it if you don't want to!
Although most people present do not know the true identity of Yunxiao, most people do know that the relationship between Yunxiao and Tianya is definitely that kind of relationship! Therefore, almost everyone looks at the demon with a "you're done" expression!
This makes the heart a little confused. What does this mean? Why are all of them with this expression? It's not a convulsion! But it's rare to see so many people convulsions together! I have to have a good look!
The heart demon hasn't thought about himself yet. What's wrong with this sentence! He can't be blamed. After all, he didn't see it at all. This misunderstanding is inevitable!
"Heart Demon!" Yunxiao followed Tianya's cry and shouted angrily.
The demon suddenly heard a woman roaring there and pretended not to know what to do. However, when he saw Tianya looking at him with a sad face, his heart suddenly felt cold.
There is still praying to the power of the heart family: Don't be that! Don't be that! ...
But will things go as he wants?
"Heart Demon! What should I do to punish you?" Yunxiao said with a sneer.
However, something unexpected happened to her! After hearing what she said, the demon knelt down on the ground with a "bang" and trembled all over and begged for mercy: "Big, big sister! Forgive my life! Forgive my life! Small! The small one really can't do it!"
Hearing this sentence of the heart demon, Yunxiao was completely confused. When did he become his eldest sister? Why don't I remember? Isn't it that he is insane?
Thinking of this, Yunxiao couldn't help shaking his head and throwing away the idea. Because her behavior is a little strange at most! It's not at the level of mental disorder...
"What do you mean? I, I don't seem to have seen you before!" Yunxiao asked suspiciously.
He could hear it clearly this time. It was not the voice of the little aunt at all. Suddenly, he became bold and said with disdainfully, "You! Who the hell is that? Is my Uncle Kario also a person you can play with casually?"
"Hey! Heart demon! You have to figure out your race first! I don't believe that the human race can give birth to your variant! Island countries can't do it!" Tianya interrupted with a "serious" face and said so.
"Well?" When Xinmo heard this sentence of Tianya, he suddenly remembered how he was used to saying this person, and even forgot his surname and everything?
"Well, let's declare this first! I'm not a human! Er?" The heart demon was suddenly stunned when he said this. What does it mean? Am I not human? Er? It seems that I am not a human being! Why do I always feel strange?
"Hmm! That's not a human! Huh?" The heart demon was stunned again, because...
When the demon said that he was not a human for the first time, others thought that his head was suddenly stuck for a moment and did not react, and there was no laughter.
However, when the heart demon spoke again, he even said that he was not a human being. Suddenly, everyone couldn't help laughing. They didn't expect that the heart demon would still say this sentence after thinking about it! Do you think they can not laugh?
Seeing that everyone was laughing there one by one, the demon was a little puzzled and asked a soldier next to him, "Hey! Little brother. What are you laughing at? I want to hear it too!"
"You really don't know?" The soldier who was asked asked suppressed his smile and asked curiously.
"Yes! I don't know? Is there anything strange about this?" The heart demon's face was full of puzzled expressions and said speechlessly.
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Laughing me to death! You still don't know why? This, hahahaha! ..." In the end, the soldier couldn't stand still with a smile. He lay on the ground with a smile and hammered the ground, laughing like crying...
Seeing the situation of this soldier, the demon is even more confused! What do you mean? Should I know? But I don't know at all? This...
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"Hey! What the hell is going on? Can you tell me?" At this time, he grabbed another soldier and asked with a confused face.
"You really don't know?" In the same way, it sounded again and basically didn't change at all.
Hearing the soldier's question, his mind was completely confused! What does this mean! Why are they all looking at me with this expression I should know! Ah!!!!!!
"I really don't know!" The heart demon said weakly. He has been able to guess what will happen to this soldier next!
"You, you don't know? Wow, hahahaha! Wow, hahahaha! You don't know yourself, so why do you ask me? Hahahaha! I, I can't, military doctor, military doctor! I can't laugh anymore. I want an emergency room!" Although the soldier lay on the ground with a smile, it was no different from lying on the ground! Because...
"MD, what do you mean! Do I have to know? But, I really don't know!" The demon roared angrily.
Suddenly, the smile on everyone's faces became stronger. At this time, a soldier stuttered, "I, I'll tell you!" That one is 'I, I, I, I don't die'! Hahahahaha!"
In the end, the soldier still did not resist the power of this sentence and laughed!
Hearing the soldier's words, the demon seemed to come back with some understanding and said, "Yes! I'm not a human! What's so strange about this?"
This sentence comes out. Suddenly, more than 50 soldiers fell to the ground. They also thought to themselves: How on earth did such a leader find it? Really, really...
Seeing the appearance of those soldiers, I couldn't help thinking: MD, what's going on! I'm a human, a demon! Why are they all expressions, really! Are they really convulsed one by one? No way? Why haven't I heard of convulsions? And it infected so many people in an instant!
Poor demon, he still couldn't figure it out at this time. This is the scene that came out because of his sentence, "I'm not a human"!
However, this is not an IQ that can make him understand. After all, a person has given reason, how can he easily turn it around? So...
At this time, the heart demon didn't laugh much when he saw Tianya there. Suddenly, I thought that Tianya must know what was going on. So, he said with a flattering face, " boss! Boss! The little one is coming to see you! Please give me some advice!"
Hearing the words of the demon, Tianya patted the demon's face with a smile on his face and said, "What? Do you want to know? So what about the matter that you offended the mistress just now?"
Listening to the meaning of Tianya, he really knew what was going on, and the demon quickly said, "As long as the boss points out the mystery, the little one will take over whatever punishment!"
The demon has completely ceded the land for compensation for this matter now!
Hearing the words of the demon, Tianya suddenly said with a smile: "Okay! In this case, I will say it. You should listen carefully! Look, this is because you said you didn't start by human beings, and then..."
Tianya patted the demon on the shoulder and said, "How about it? Now you should understand, right?"
"Hmm! However, I'm really not a human! Why didn't you believe me?" Although the heart demon knew what was going on, he still insisted on building his own words.
All of a sudden...
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