Chapter 23 Girlfriend? 2
I tidied up my tie, carried the fruit I spent hundreds of yuan on, and followed Zheng Zhenxi to her home.
Zheng Zhenxi's home is not rich, but it is absolutely clean and beautiful. The white walls can't be compared with my scattered home.
Zheng Zhenxi took off his shoes and shouted, "Mom, I'm back."
As soon as the words fell, an energetic woman came from the kitchen and said, "Hey, this girl, why did you come back so late?"
Zheng Zhenxi spit out his tongue and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to see my boyfriend? Don't I bring him here?"
They said? That is to say, this woman is Zheng Zhenxi's mother. Although she doesn't look old, she can't be rude. Say hello quickly!
"Hello, aunt." I respectfully said.
"What aunt?!" Zheng Zhenxi kicked me and said, "That's my grandmother. What are you calling?"
I was stunned and quickly said shyly, "Yes, I'm sorry, grandma."
The old lady smiled kindly, and then unconsciously touched her hair and said, "Haha, it's okay. Hey, young man, am I really that young?"
"..."
In our conversation, a woman came out of the bedroom, dressed very beautifully. If it hadn't been for the wrinkles on her face, I would definitely think she was just a 20s girl.
But now I know that she is Zheng Zhenxi's mother.
"Mom, who are you talking to?" Zheng's mother came over and asked, and then saw Zheng Zhenxi and me and said, "Well, girl, you don't even come back for lunch. Say, did you hang out with... hum... wild?"
I was in a cold sweat. Didn't what she said clearly refer to me?
"Mom..." Zheng Zhenxi said coquettishly, looked at me again, and said, "Don't you want someone to bring your boyfriend here? Didn't I bring it?" Me: Please allow me to desert. Does Zheng Zhenxi mean to bring a boyfriend to her mother?)
"En..." Zheng's mother looked at me with a look on her face, and my heart was furry.
"The hair is a little messy. Overall, it's okay. He is not bad-looking and handsome, but his ears are a little small, not like a man. After Zheng's mother looked me up and down four times, she finally nodded with satisfaction.
But I want to curse my mother now. I still need you to evaluate how I look. Is it my fault that my ears are small? I can still forgive for observing my eyes and nose, even the most inconspicuous ears.
But... I put up with it for my 30,000 yuan.
I pretended to smile and said, "A mother-in-law is awesome. Because today Zheng... Er, Zhenxi asked me to see my aunt, and I was in a hurry and forgot. I'm really sorry. By the way, aunt, this is what I bought to honor you. Please don't be polite. With that, I carried the fruit basket and sent it to Zheng's mother.
Zheng's mother took it down and said, "Well, although this thing is not very valuable, it is still your boy's intention, so I reluctantly accept it. Oh, really, eating this kind of thing will make me sick, but I'd better take it. With that, Zheng's mother brought the fruit to the kitchen, and I didn't feel any embarrassment for her.
It's really hard to stand and talk! After spending so much money, she is so... so... so... to me, too... too... too...
Forget it, being angry with her is equivalent to Bai Sheng. I want to calm down, calm down and take a deep breath...
"Hey, Mom, are you satisfied with Ah Cheng?" Zheng Zhenxi pulled me down and said to Zheng's mother, who came out of the kitchen and missed the crystal and looked back from time to time.
"En, barely pass the test." Zheng's mother nodded and said, "It's much better than your brother-in-law. At least he is not a gangster and has a certain job.
"Huh?" I was stunned, "Ah, yeah."
I have a little guilt, and I actually lied to my elders.
"That's good. So what are you doing..." Zheng's mother hasn't said anything yet. Zheng Zhenxi immediately felt something wrong and hurriedly said, "Yes, where's Dad?"
"I'm going to rub B with your grandfather."
"What?" I almost fainted, and she said this sentence so easily.
"Oh, I made a slip of the tongue. I went to do mahjong with your grandfather. Zheng's mother laughed.
Do you have any tofu? Let me bump into...
"Bibid, young man, I didn't know you were doing it..." Zheng's mother still didn't say anything. Zheng Zhenxi said again, "Acheng can do martial arts. He's very good. Last time he hit ten."
I'm dizzy! When I hit ten people, I, Bruce Lee, am not so good in the world.
"One person hits ten?" Zheng's mother looked at me in surprise. In this case, I could only nod with a dry smile and said, "Actually, it's nothing."
"Wow, Ah Cheng, what the hell do you do? How can it be so powerful?" Zheng's mother was surprised.
Why didn't she leave her work... I was stunned, Zheng Zhenxi was also stunned, and finally she asked me out.
I hesitated and made eye contact with Zheng Zhenxi, but it ended in a puzzle.
"Acheng, what's wrong with you?" Zheng's mother looked at me doubtfully.
"I...ah, I'm sorry, aunt, I'm a little anxious. Let's go to the toilet first." With that, without waiting for Zheng's mother's consent, I directly got up and locked myself in the toilet. Now only this place is the best place to take refuge.
Of course, it is very impolite to treat the elders. Zheng's mother looked at Zheng Zhenxi harshly, and her eyes seemed to ask Zheng Zhenxi to explain honestly.
Zheng Zhenxi smiled awkwardly and said, "There's nothing he can do. He socializes a lot and drinks too much. You know, it's easy to go to the toilet if you drink too much.
Zheng's mother's stern eyes immediately turned into appreciation and said, "Is he the boss?"
When I heard this, I almost hit the toilet. Even the boss of the workers' company didn't let me be. Why did I jump to the boss all of a sudden? Now I'm in big trouble.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Zhenxi nodded proudly and said, "Is your son-in-law a good candidate?"
Zheng's mother nodded with satisfaction and said, "Not bad. But you'd better go in and see him. He has been on for so long that he won't be drunk in the toilet. I really can't see that I didn't see him drunk at all just now. He must be very drunk and very manly.
"..." I think this aunt can be a master of imagination. She is too imaginative.
Hearing my aunt's words, I pretended to be a little drunk. First, I pushed it, and then opened the door of the toilet. I smiled at my aunt and said, "My aunt is flattered. I am massive. Come on, aunt, I'm happy today. How about we have a few drinks? Come on, didn't Zhenxi say that I can do martial arts? I'll show you a drunken fist today!"
With that, I performed the drunken boxing I learned from the martial arts school on the flat ground. As a result, I was stopped by Zheng Zhenxi halfway through the fight. She said to Zheng's mother with a smile, "Acheng is really drunk. Mom, I'll send Acheng home first."
Zheng's mother waved to Zheng Zhenxi with a stunned face.
After we left, Zheng's mother sat on the sofa and said to herself, "This son-in-law was fine at the beginning. Why did he get so drunk as soon as he entered the toilet? I thought he was a good drinker.
"Hey, okay, stop acting!" Zheng Zhenxi said.
I replied to "nerve" and said proudly, "Well, am I good at acting?"
Zheng Zhenxi said helplessly, "Please, have you ever been drunk? How could you wake up so first and get drunk as soon as you go to the toilet?
I suddenly realized and said, "Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry, is there any exposure?"
Zheng Zhenxi sighed with relief, "It's okay. My mother shouldn't say anything."
Then I was relieved and said, "That's good."
"Ye, you go back first. According to the agreement, how about I transfer half of the money to your card first, and then give you the other half of the money when I find my other half?
I nodded and said, "That's the deal."
After giving my bank card number to Zheng Zhenxi, I took the bus home.
It's too far from home, the tricycle is too slow, and the taxi... I don't like to waste money.
On the way, I unconsciously recalled Zheng Zhenxi's words: "Please, have you ever been drunk?" Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing. Drunk? I did get drunk... drunk like mud, heartbreaking, and cried bitterly. At that time, I was 16 years old, the woman said that because I had no future, I would only suffer and dumped me. That day, I was drunk and didn't wake up for a day. Even so, no one came to cook...
Thinking about it, I have returned home. Ready to go online.
However, before going online, I was still used to opening the official website of Illusion.
Today, "Fantasy God" has been updated again:
I: Open all kinds of ranking lines. The famous people on the list are all anonymous people. If you want your name to be presented in the eyes of everyone, you can set it yourself without any charge.
2: Turn on purple and black, gold equipment. The equipment is divided into lower-level purple-black, intermediate purple-black, superior purple-black, lower-level gold, intermediate gold and superior gold. Fairy artifacts and artifacts are still under development.
3: The game can be officially run, canceling the 10% discount consumption of all items.
4: Update the PK system, and wait for your discovery in a completely different way from the monster fighting system.
After reading these contents, I feel a little sorry. It seems that the zombie king Satan asked me to hand over to Lucifer's bloodthirsty sword, and I can't see what its attributes are. The intermediate artifact is absolutely worth tens of millions of RMB. Unfortunately, it is a task supplies and cannot be traded.
There is also a discount on the consumption of items, that is to say, the price of items in the system will be ten times that of the current one. This is a bad thing for others, but for me as a game genius, it has more advantages than disadvantages.