Chapter 69 Fooling the Emperor
"Meow!" A wild cat suddenly appeared in the air, shouted in a low voice, and walked away with the cat.
"Oh. It turned out to be a cat. The man said to himself and turned around and left.
Shi Ba wiped a handful of cold sweat.
In his gossip, there are also all kinds of small animals hidden. The preparation of the new star is really useful.
When the eight hands touched the outside, it was slippery everywhere. After climbing a few more steps, the road conditions did not improve at all. Only then did I understand that it was not that he was lucky, but that the NPC was too smart. He sprinkled this circle of the ground with water and made it slippery everywhere. If most people came to attack, he would fall as much as he could.
As soon as Shi Ba thought so, he heard a whistle: xuxu! Xuxu!
Then, there was a sound of the faucet releasing water from a high place.
A soldier hummed a vague song and left.
I was stunned. After a long time, he began to curse in his heart: "This evil system!"
Sprinkle water and so on. If you put up with it, just put up with it!
What makes Shi Ba unbearable is that it turns out that the bare ground is not just water!
These NPCs not only sprinkle water, but also pee!
What makes Shiba more uncomfortable than this is that he fell down here.
The whole body is wet and sticky... With a little association in that aspect, it will be more uncomfortable.
Even if you know it's just a game, it's hard.
"Cut machine, cut machine, cut machine, cut machine, cut machine! I'm going to cut their machine!" Shi Ba typed this sentence sadly and indignantly on the team channel.
In the gossip, I laughed a long time ago.
At that time, the eight major situations are the most important, endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens, continue to act as tragic heroes, and embark on the dark journey of mud and water.
Touch and touch, touch left, touch right, touch the rough old bark, and then touch, it is a wooden wall.
With the faint light leaking from the camp torch, observe that it is a temporary wall built by the barracks. The lower half is burned with a layer of charcoal skin, and the upper half is still a tender green tree.
Shiba released the mud cow, and the fragrance of the demon orchid suddenly became stronger.
The orchids in the city bloomed harder and harder, contributing to the old grandmother of the demon orchid.
The soldiers in the barracks suddenly yawned.
The latest yawn came from the top of Shiba's head.
I was so scared that I suffocated, and my cold hair suddenly rose, and I sweated coldly!
It must be so thrilling that it was not discovered by the dark whistle on the head!
With a "bang" sound, the sound of the human body falling softly on the board.
Shi Ba wiped a cold sweat, took out a hook, threw it up a few times, and finally hung up. Climb up.
In fact, there are only two people who are tall and have practiced kung fu. Not to mention assassin hunters, even warriors can jump up.
Shi Ba thought about when he would become an assassin or a thief for the rest of his life, and practice the kung fu of sneaking lightly.
After practicing kung fu, and then do the night attack, that's not a little cool!
The wood used in the wall is cut to the top. Shi Ba carefully avoids the tip of the wood, turns the rope over, and then hangs it down.
He stepped on a soft place with one foot. It turned out to be the man who just yawned and fell asleep later. The light of gossip swept through, clean and neat, leaving no trace.
Shi Ba jumped off the ground gently and watched the situation in the camp.
The camp tents are staggered, and there is a certain rule in the chaos. In the empty place of the camp, there are large piles of bonfires burning and beeping.
By the side of the bonfire, there were several soldiers upside down. They should have been sentinel.
The dark whistle can't be seen for a moment. Shi Ba didn't pay attention to it. Just make sure that you are all asleep.
Shi Ba adjusted the gossip array, and put the people inside into the open space one by one.
There were those who came to attack at night, some who turned around, and some of the original calf. They are all the elites among players and people.
They are all wearing urgent night clothes, made of cloth, black. It's not conspicuous, and the movement is small, that's enough.
The crossbow is on the string, and the sword comes out of its sheath.
No one speaks, not even out of the atmosphere. Loose on the outside and tight on the inside.
After appearing in the barracks, he took the team as a unit and touched the accounts of each battalion.
Entering the camp account, it was confirmed that everyone was asleep. First, they collected their weapons and their armor and so on.
After removing the armed forces, they occupy a favorable position and wait for the last opportunity to rise together.
At that time, eight people acted quickly, and his team was hiding in gossip.
The bright whistle and dark sentry patrol outside the camp, the visible soldiers all swept the gossip light and sent them into the gossip to continue to sleep.
After sweeping outside, he touched the most important handsome account.
There is a general soldier and several of his guards in the handsome account. The general fell asleep on the table. The guards also fell to the ground softly one by one.
Sweep all the guards.
The last soldier is still snoring, talking and making food.
Shi Ba took out a bundle of demon ropes and compared with the general soldier. It can be found to be used.
He used a bundle of demon ropes, and the rope was like a spirit snake, wrapped around the general soldier one after another.
Shi Ba swept the handsome tent and took away all the weapons and so on.
I feel that the situation is under control.
He cleared his throat and shouted coquettishly:
"You guys! Surrounded again!"
Hearing the original calf, he sweated coldly.
"Well, why should I say it again?" Shi Ba said to himself.
To his surprise, his shout did not set off the waves of imagination, and those who should sleep were still sleeping.
When it was time to do it, I found that the enemy did not wake up, and the movement of my hand couldn't help slowing down. For a moment, I really didn't know what to do.
"What should I do next?" Someone asked in the team channel.
"Is there a rope nearby? Those with ropes take the rope and tie them all. If there is no rope, clothes, cloth strips and so on are fine.
"I slept to death! There is no response to this!"
......
"After tying, what's next?"
"Hey! What a headache!" In this situation, the supernova can only touch its forehead and sigh.
"It's thundering! It's raining! Come out and collect your clothes!" The new star roared.
Still no response.
It only started with sneers from all over the camp.
"Eight! Release the chaos! Knock the thunder drum!" As soon as the new star gritted his teeth, he decided to be fierce!
"It's reasonable! I should have thought of this move!" The eight great joys are exactly what they want!
"Boom~~~~"
It's like a thunderstorm, blooming from the center of the camp.
The ground was shaking so much.
The sleeping soldier finally woke up.
In panic, he wanted to stand up, but fell down directly. Looking up, he found himself surrounded by a group of strangers.
"Who are you waiting for! Break into the barracks! His crime should be killed!" The general soldier shouted loudly. Although he fell to the ground, he was also a little powerful.
This soldier is in his thirties, with strong bones and muscles. Most importantly.
"I hope you are angry, purple with orange, the best general!" Shi Ba secretly sent a message to the team channel.
"You are here to kill us. Why don't you know us?" Xiaoqiang's strange way.
"Ah! You are waiting to turn around and be a thief! You don't have a king's law! How dare you attack state officials, domine the government, and usurp power..."
"I didn't expect that a general soldier, as a martial artist, was so saving." The new star is strange.
As for what Mr. General scolds, it's all in my ears.
Both sides are not from the same world at all. In an honest way, it is completely impossible to communicate.
At present, they drove this group of officers and soldiers with knives, guns and sticks, and got them all to the central school yard one by one.
When he arrived at the school yard, the new star asked the general soldier:
"I don't know if Mr. General, have you ever heard this sentence: If you want to be an official, kill and set fire to you!"
"These words can be said on the table! You are indeed a lawless traitor!"
"Mr. General Soldier's words are bad. I miss my Song Dynasty now, and the treacherous minister is in charge! The gentleman retreats! The imperial court is all control of the government by a treacherous and villain like Liang Taishi and Captain Gao. It is difficult for us to do a good thing that is beneficial to the country and the people!
General, you see, I have been waiting to turn around. Since the uprising, have you ever killed indiscriminately? Have you ever set a fire? Have you ever robbed?
Look at what we have done after stealing the power, repairing water conservancy, wide fields, opening up territory, filling the treasury, building private houses, building new cities, collecting border people, setting up private schools, promoting education, spreading civilization... Which one is not beneficial to the country and the people? Which one is not praised by everyone! Chief soldier, you go to the people to explore the people's feelings, visit the people's hearts, and see which one is not full of praise for us!
Which Qiongzhou on that day is more religious than Qiongzhou in the past? Which one is not closed at night, which one is not picked up, which one is...balabala"
Three hours have passed.
The players' eyes fell to the ground and their chins fell to the ground. All of them have been fixed, and they have lost the ability to act and think.
The general and his sergeants blushed for a while, white for a while, angry for a while, worried for a while, for a while for a while, happy for a while...
In the end, tears filled my eyes and my blood was boiling. I just wanted to throw my head and shed my blood to serve Guo Jia and the people.
The general soldier pushed the golden mountain, poured the jade pillar, worshipped the new star to the ground, and shouted:
"The lower official is dull! I don't know Mr.! From now on! I'm willing to serve you!"
I don't have to say anything. This general, except for the new supernova, will no longer recognize others as the master.