Chapter 112 Legendary Enemy
"I don't know Mount Tai! It turns out that the eldest brother is the legendary BUG king with eight million hidden soldiers in his sleeve! Big brother! Take a step slower! Let's take it, little brother! The little brother promised that he was in front of the saddle and behind, charged me in front of me, and retreated behind me! You eat meat! Just leave a mouthful of soup for my little brother! Think of me as an NPC deputy general! Take me! Think about it! A highly intelligent vice general like me with unlimited potential! Where else can I find it in the world except me..."
"You let go! I'm in a hurry!"
"Brother! Receive my little brother! Brother, open the way for you!"
Shi eight divine light brushed the hero into the gossip, then took a big step, ran forward, ran up, and then threw the person out of the gossip.
Far away, there was a sad cry from behind: "Brother! My eighth brother! Eighth Brother! Big brother! Wait for me..."
It's just the right time to rush back to the stronghold. This nameless small place, on the forum, came up with a famous name: meat thorn.
A thorn in the eye, a thorn in the flesh.
Some people use this name to express admiration, while others use this name to express ridicule: such a stronghold is the thorn in the flesh of Diliao, and it must be pulled out quickly. Such a rash move, alone in-depth, the process is very **, very awesome, very happy! But the end is destined to be a tragedy.
Wait for the day when they were pulled out by Daliao.
In Dading Mansion, the fierce generals are like clouds, and the strong soldiers are like the rain. Eight thousand warriors, wearing armor and controlling strings, lifting long knives, cross horses, vast, vowed to go out of the city, all the way to the west, straight to the meat thorn mountain.
After a few days of travel, the Great Green Mountain is far away. Seeing that it was getting late, he set up a camp and buried the pot to make rice. Nomads have always used tents as houses, which is very sophisticated. When the sun went down, they were already full of food and drink, and only slept soundly all night. The next day, they were a full-spirited hero.
That night, the thunder was ringing non-stop. One thunder after another is like bombarding in their ears, not to mention the eardrums, the bones in the head are buzzing.
Except for a very small number of people who sleep as dead pigs, no one sleeps. When we got up in the morning, we saw each other. Nine and a half out of ten were all panda eyes.
On this day, the whole army fought in spirit and walked along the north of the mountain. At night, it was finally time to go to bed.
The haunting thunder sounded at the right time.
The soldiers covered their clothes with their ears and tried to sleep.
After another sleepless night, a new day is coming.
It's most appropriate to use it on them.
The haggard war horses dragged their heavy footsteps and survived another day. The soldiers were on the horse, staggering and trying to make up for their sleep.
"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!" The detective screamed sadly. The generals of the three armies suddenly woke up!
"Enemy attack? Where is it?" The soldier rubbed his eyes and subconsciously clenched the weapon in his hand.
I just didn't sleep for two days. What a small thing! Hold on!
Rise up, the soldiers are murderous, and their morale is suddenly raised, ready to meet the legendary enemy attack.
One column of incense, two columns of incense, three columns of incense.
The time of the three-pillar incense, the soldiers are worthy of the elite of Liaoning, and the morale is high on alert, maintaining enough time for three-pillar incense.
However, the legendary enemy has never appeared.
"Are you sure! Are you sure you're right?" The general suppressed his anger and repeatedly confirmed with the detective.
"Little real! Really! I really found the enemy!"
"How many enemies are there?"
"Thousands! There must be thousands! Even if the small one is wrong! The general's love eagle will definitely not be wrong!"
The general looked at the handsome eagle standing on his arm and was puzzled.
Not only his own eagle, but also other people's eagles, all the eagles in the sky, in the previous moment, used the most urgent dance posture to warn the people on the ground: "There are enemies coming, thousands of people."
When they sent additional patrols to investigate, they found nothing. The enemy was like blowing a magnificent soap bubble, reflecting the illusion of a thousand people. A grain of dust floated by, the soap bubble burst, and the illusion disappeared.
The general took a deep breath, blew it out with all his strength, stabilized his mood, and waved back the scout: "Next time, be on time!"
Then ordered: "The whole army! Keep moving forward!"
The whole army raised the remaining spirit and continued to march.
After lunch, the whole army seized the time and sat on the ground, leaning against each other's backs, or leaning against trees on the roadside, dozed off.
"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!" The spies roared like broken gongs.
The sleepy people stood up. He picked up the knife and gun in his arms, pulled up the bow in his hand, shook his head violently, shook his sleepy eyes, and looked around.
The firemen also put down the rice ladle, shovel and fire sticks in their hands, and grabbed the weapons beside them.
The legendary enemy broke the appointment again.
"I told you to be on time next time! I want you to watch it next time!" As the general scolded, he hit the whip in his hand and slapped his face at the spy who lied about the military situation.
"Adult! My lord! What a injustice! Your love eagle..."
"That flat-haired beast, I won't be sure next time! Old man! I will kill it and feed it to the wolf!"
The tiger's body trembled.
Get out of here! If there is a recidivism, the military will deal with it!"
The wind is like a crane, and the vegetation is a soldier.
The general ran back and forth, cheering the soldiers: "No more than three things! The enemy cheated us twice, the third time! It will definitely come true! Remember to be vigilant at that time! Don't slack off!"
The soldiers were careful and made it through the afternoon.
In the evening, the sun wandered on the top of the mountain.
The soldiers who were tired for another day went to the camp in the morning and prayed to Thor not to run out again to harm them.
"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!" The pig-killing howling sound once again filled the eardrums of the soldiers.
The soldiers kept in mind the general's words, set up camps, buried pots to make rice, and sleepy. They stopped the work in their hands one after another, grabbed the weapons that never left their hands, and prepared to make a real decisive battle with the cunning enemy.
The legendary enemies once again disappointed them.
After whipping the detective fiercely, the general jumped his feet and cursed at the air outside the camp:
"You cunning! Damn it! Damn it! Fuck the muddy Han people! It's a man with a kind! Just come out! He is upright with me! Three hundred rounds of battle! Don't learn to look like a turtle..."
"The turtle is like a bird... Little turtle, little golden eagle, this general's scolding level is very high! I scolded both of you in one sentence!"
The little turtle leaned out and looked around, pretending not to understand, pretending to be innocent, and cute to show the air.
The little golden eagle stared at Shi Ba without straight eyes. Expressing contempt for the despicable actions of these shameless human beings.
That night, Thor came as scheduled.
In the roaring camp, each soldier's head is wrapped in at least two layers of quilts, thick, fat, like a big-headed doll.
"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!" The detective limped and moved to the camp step by step, with a red and swollen face, two sausage mouths one by one, weak and vague words.
This vague and powerless voice is so small in the rolling thunder.