Chapter 357 Alien House Group
When the mission reward was received, Shi Ba smiled slightly, which made a water balloon slowly appear in the dry air of the desert. The alien ants were surprised to see it.
"Thank you! Take your time! We still have to repair the spaceship, so we won't disturb you!" The ant's head.
"Oh, oh!" Shi Ba nodded, drove the clouds, and left here slowly.
For a long time.
"Are you really leaving?" Outside the flying saucer, several alien ants began to communicate in their alien language.
"I'm leaving! Let's repair the spaceship!" The ant's head.
"King Ant Ma! Our computer was destroyed by them!"
It turns out that the ant head is called the king ant grasshopper.
"Nima! What did you say? Our computer was destroyed by them?
"Brother! I'm not Nima, I'm Cao Yi Ma! Our computer was really destroyed by them!"
King Ant Ma: "Fuck, fuck, fuck! These earthlings! It's so cruel! Who can repair the computer?
All the ants shook their heads: "I can play with the computer!" The computer is so badly damaged that it can't be repaired!"
Wang Yi Ma: "Fuck, fuck, who are you technical otaku?"
"Brother, we are all masturbate..."
"I'm not a masturbative." One of them is an alien ant.
Wang Yi Ma: "Are you a technical house?"
"I'm a basic house."
Wang Yi Ma: "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"What kind of house are you?" The basic house asked affectionately.
"Don't come here! Fuck! I'm a brainstormer!"
"Big brother is powerful! Domineering! What should I do next?"
Wang Yima: "What can I do next if the computer is gone? Manually repair the spaceship!"
"Big brother, we can't repair the airship either!"
King ant: "...fuck, fuck, fuck! You dead otaku! What else can I do besides masturbate and have sex?"
"Brother, we can still play computers!"
Wang Yi Ma: "... fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Brother, don't spray! It's sprayed all over the floor! Let's think about what to do next!"
Wang Yi Ma: "Next! Go back to the boat first!"
Several alien ants climbed back to the flying saucer in turn.
"Cao Nima! Count the golden fingers we brought here!"
"Big brother, I'm not Cao Nima, I'm Cao Yi Ma! The golden finger we brought, all kinds of small pills have side effects, not to mention that the super computer was destroyed, the flying saucer was smashed, and there were some messy fragments... And, by the way! The most important thing is our big house group! Our civilization is thousands of years ahead of here! With our advanced civilization, play with this group of primitive people! It's not like playing with birds! What other golden fingers do you need? Big brother! We are the biggest golden fingers!"
Wang Yi Ma: "..."
King Ant Ma: "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Let's talk about the biggest golden fingers in our group. What else can we do besides masturbate and play with computers? Do you understand how to fix the computer?
Shake your head.
"Do you understand how to repair the flying saucer?"
Shake your head.
"Can you solve the Schrödinger equation?"
Shake your head.
"Do you understand the lathe?"
Shake your head.
"Nima! What on earth do you know?"
"Big brother, I'm not Nima! I'm Cao Yi Ma! By the way, big brother! I will steal things!"
"Stealing? What did you steal?"
"This!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" What Cao Yima stole caused a huge shock to all the alien houses in the flying saucer: "Nima, isn't this the legendary Pisces jade pendant! How did you steal it?"
"Hey hey hey hey!" Cao Yima covered his mouth and smiled secretly: "Brother, I'm not Nima, I'm Cao Yi Ma!"
"It's almost the same meaning! Cao Nima... Cao Yi Ma, you are so dragging! You have got such a sharp thing! Hahahaha! There is no way out! With Pisces Jade, what are we worried about? There is this golden finger! We can get along with the earth at any time!" The ant leader Wang Yi Ma laughed loudly.
"Certain!"
"It is a must!"
"Definitely!"
All the alien ants nodded one after another. He expressed his infinite confidence in the golden finger of Pisces jade pendant!
A group of alien ants laughed for a while, fantasized for a while, the flying saucer shook for a while, and the door opened again. Several ants crawled out, drilled into the vast yellow sand, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"It's all gone!" In the extremely high sky, the eagle flew back and forth in the dark night, monitoring the situation of the flying saucer far below. After a long time, it finally sent a message to the people nearby.
Everyone flew back to the flying saucer. The door of the flying saucer was not closed, and the mechanical hands and feet were not collected. They were just thrown here at will by alien ants. Looking at the cabin, the inside was clean and there was nothing. It seemed that everything inside had been packed and taken away by the aliens.
"This flying saucer is the best material!" Li Ping pulled out the sword he had just been rewarded, cut the thorns on the flying saucer, tried the color for a while, and concluded.
"What's the matter?" Shi Lei asked.
"Let's split!" It's eight times.
"I can't cut it!" Shi Lei tried to draw a flying sword. If he didn't use the skill, it was also a result that he couldn't cut it.
"I think the upper and lower halves of this thing can be separated!" Shi Ba said as he came up to watch. After looking at it for a while, I pressed the button on the surface of the flying saucer for a while, turned twice, pressed it again, and turned again... For a while, in the chirling sound, it really separated and bounced in half.
The two sides divided one side, collected the flying saucer materials, and went back to refine everything.
"What about those alien ants? It seems that they have the intention of long-term travel! I don't even want flying saucers!" Shi Lei continued to ask.
The nearby sand suddenly moved. A spider, a little mouse, and a small snake suddenly crawled out of three places. Shi Ba took out a monitor and a bug from them and took the three small pets back into their pet bags.
In the recording pen, there was the sound of scratching and fucking.
"It's a pity that we can't speak alien language and can't understand what they say."
"The Time and Space Administration may understand!" Monkey Thirteen suddenly suggested.
Everyone thinks so. After leaving the desert, it was rumored for a while and came to the Time and Space Administration on the outskirts of the ancient city of Qianli.
The address of the Time and Space Administration in the Eastern Han Dynasty is actually near the ancient city of Yuli. This is unexpected, but I feel relieved when I think about it. The ancient city of Yuli, the place where King Wen detained and played Zhou Yi, is indeed enough to become a "landmark" of space-time coordinates in the era of Fengshen. Its function is probably similar to that of the "Tongquetai" in the time and space of the Three Kingdoms. Although I still have some doubts when I think about it: in terms of meaning, isn't the legendary Fengshentai more representative of the legendary Fengshen era?
After the person of the Time and Space Administration was entrusted with the translation of alien language, it was supposed to charge an indisable translation fee of eight times. As a result, as soon as the recording was translated, it was not only not charged eight yuan, but also received several rewards. And he praised Shi Bafan fiercely: "Well done! Young man! You are good citizens of my reincarnation of time and space!"