Chapter 0071 Not Human
Zhuo Bufan can't help laughing at the moment. Why is it popular to fake father-in-law recently? Moreover, these girls are too poor in disguise. They are not like those girls and handsome pots in the previous life. Even if they don't deliberately disguise themselves and stand in front of you, you can't distinguish between men and women.
But at this time, I heard a whisper in the partition next to him, "Miss, this week's teeth are really interesting. Does he really dare to say anything?" Obviously, this handsome man is a companion to the fake father-in-law here. The maids are so handsome, which makes Zhuo extraordinary curious about that lady. Unfortunately, that The young lady dressed as a scholar is facing this side, but she can't see her appearance.
"Death, Xiaohong, why don't you call me a young master?" The maid stretched out her tongue and listened to the lady continue: "These market lobbyists, unlike overpass storytellers, often talk about current affairs, but don't listen to his boasting. They may not dare to say it. They just make a gimmick and ask for something. It's just money."
Zhuobufan nodded in his heart, which was exactly like this. Unexpectedly, this young lady had some insight, which was rare for her daughter's house.
Wake up again, and Zhou Ziya finally got to the point. This is about to start.
"Today, let's talk about the extraordinary general!"
Er, Zhuo Fan suddenly was dumbfounded. Shit, why is this name so familiar? Damn, isn't this me? Why did you become a mouth full of golden teeth today?
I haven't reacted yet, but the next door was shocked again. I only heard Xiaohong say excitedly, "Wow, miss, no, young master, it means that he is extraordinary." The excitement was overflowing.
Oh, are you really so famous? Zhuo Fan couldn't help but be a little proud. It was also a pleasure to be hung up by these pink beauties. At present, he toasted himself with a cup of joy.
But I heard the young lady hum: "Well, there are many people who have a reputation in the world. I think that Zhuo extraordinary is the son of the right prime minister. I have heard of the name of the dunk for a long time. I heard that I don't have the power to tie chickens and like to miss the flower house. How did he go to the battlefield and become a powerful role that makes the iron horse break the halberd and sink in the sand. Presumably, this is the power of power again. Hey, most of my great world has been destroyed in these straw hands.
Cough, Zhuo Fan was almost choked by the wine in his mouth. He stared at Zhuo Er and Zhou Tong, who lowered their heads and laughed silently. His heart was angry, but it was not easy to attack, but he just pricked up his ears to listen.
At this time, the Zhou Ziya began to speak.
"By the way, this extraordinary is also a strange person..." Zhou Ziya's words made Zhuo extraordinary curious. Oh, I'm still a strange person. Listen first.
"By the way, everyone thinks that this extraordinary family comes from an official eunuch family, and his father is the left prime minister of the dynasty. He must have read poetry, books and love poetry and songs, but in fact, it is not..."
Zhuo Fan is even more curious about how Ziya knows that he doesn't like poetry and songs. Zhuo Er and Zhou Tong also nodded repeatedly, and the young master liked beautiful women.
"By the saying, on the day of Zhuofan's birth, a master suddenly realized a natural vision. When he climbed high and looked far, he saw the purple gas coming from the east, and the star was shining brightly. The starlight gathered into a little and was dissipating in the capital. This master couldn't find the stars and died of depression. Before his death, he asserted that it was the birth of the God of War, and there must be an immortal hero in Dahua.
Zhuo Fan suddenly had a very bad feeling.
"Let's not show this matter for the time being. I just want to say that this is extraordinary. The golden tire can fall to the ground. Grab Zhou Shan and take three feet of Qingfeng. He is born with divine power. At the age of three, he can lift a hundred catties of stone locks. At the age of six, he is familiar with 18 kinds of weapons. Ordinary ten or twenty big men can't get close. At the age of eight, he is looking for famous teachers in Dahua. Ten years old..."
Zhuo Bufan suddenly put his hands on his head and held it on the table. He only felt the blue veins on his forehead and his cheeks seemed to be burned by fire. Is this still a person?
Zhuo Er and Zhou Tong have already laughed back and forth, but they dare not make a sound, but they hold their stomachs to breathe more and breathe less.
"Is this still a person?" But the maid next door covered her mouth and exclaimed, but made Zhuo's extraordinary forehead jump again.
"Cut", the young lady knew such a tone and said, "Do you know how pompous the world is? After these three-inch tongues, the hooligan has become a hero, and the mortal fetus has also become the reincarnation of the God of War. In fact, this extraordinary can't be done well. No, it must be a wine bag and rice bag, just to give birth to a good old man. These lobbyist are also talkaty, only to attract listeners to make more money, but help Zhou turn black and white upside down. Hey, I have a lot of such things, but there are several people who really do some practical things, care about people's livelihood, and less miserable, hey.
Zhuo Fan did not jump on his forehead this time, but on the corners of his eyes. He really wanted to jump down and beat Zhou Ziya, but he heard Zhou Ziya's words and began to talk about his victory over the iron horse outside the customs. At the moment, he held his mood and listened carefully. These are all real. I'd like to see what this one says.
"By the way, on this day, our army went straight to Ningyuan. General Zhuo volunteered to cover the back road of the army..."
Zhuo extraordinary nodded secretly, which was still like a few words. Although he was not stupid enough to volunteer to fight the Tatars, this process was basically true.
"By the way, tens of thousands of iron riders of the Tatar suddenly appeared, trying to take advantage of our army to seize the Xiongguan and force hundreds of thousands of troops in Dahua into a desperate situation. General Zhuo pinched his fingers and understood the Tatarzi conspiracy..." Zhuo was furious. Shit, go to your/mother's fingers to calculate, and talk about the key.
"By the way, Zhuo's army blocked the road in front of the Taar in time. General Zhuo rode one by one and blocked tens of thousands of Taar alone. I saw General Zhuo holding the Fangtian painting halberd. By the way, when it comes to this Fangtian painting halberd, it has to start with the Marquis of the Three Kingdoms..."
"Haha~", when Zhuo Fan was about to be unable to hold back, the two fake father-in-laws in the next room finally looked forward and back happily.
"Why, why did you have something to do with General Wenhou Lu again? It's really interesting..." The maid obviously knew the allusion and said with a smile.
Although the young lady turned her back to Zhuo extraordinary, her shoulders shrugged and obviously laughed angrily: "Actually, these lobbyars are no wonder that they just want to make a living. The most hateful thing is the extraordinary, which is the villain who is bad for me. For the sake of self-interest, the black can become white. In the previous period, I didn't hear that I was sent to prison because of the suspicion of compassing with the enemy. Later, it didn't end, and it still played a role. In my opinion, such as a great victory or a hero, it is likely that it is true to seek glory through the enemy.
"Pup~", Zhuobufan suddenly slapped the table and shook the cups, but his hand was also unbearable.
When Zhuo Er and Zhou Tong saw that the young master was really angry, they suddenly stood up. One wanted to go down to smash the scene, and the other wanted to slap his mouth next door, and the two fake husbands next door suddenly closed their mouths, thinking that their words were also a little too much.
But at this time, Zhuo Fan said angrily, "The vertical son is hateful. He deceives the world like this and turns black and white upside down. In the long run, won't Dahua die in the hands of such a dunk!"
yeah? Zhuo Er and Zhou Tong suddenly stopped. They didn't know what the young master was going to do. Why did they scold themselves? Don't be confused.
Zhuo's extraordinary voice was not loud, but it was clearly transmitted to the next room. The two fakes whispered in public, and their eyebrows were full of color. They must have supporters and were full of joy.
Zhuo Fan turned around and said to the partition, "What you said has won my heart. To be honest, you two are still rich in the family, but they start from scratch. They work hard and rely on one skill without any speculation. My father has taught me since childhood that no matter whether he is rich or poor, he should do things realistically and benefit our neighbors. Therefore, I also don't want to see such famous people. Today, I couldn't help but be angry when I heard this scandal. I'm sorry for disturbing you two.
The young lady was stunned when she heard the words, and then lowered her voice and said, "This strong man is a real man. What he said makes Fu very admirable, and there is no blame."
Zhuo Fan smiled and said boldly, "Boo are good men, and they are very suitable... Song's temper is predestined to meet today. Isn't it quick to get together with wine and laugh about the world's affairs? I don't know what you think." In a hurry, Zhuo Bofan used his mother's surname.
The young lady was stunned again. Obviously, she hesitated and thought for a moment. She didn't know if she was considering dressing up as a man, but it was doubtful, or she was a little curious about the person who took the case. At present, she ignored the maid's anxiety to dissuade her, and she was bold: "It's so good, but the thin wine is ready, and my brother can stand forward. Just come."
Zhuo Fan got up happily and really carried a wine pot in his hand, but he suddenly realized that Zhuo Er and Zhou Tong raised their thumbs fiercely. They were full of admiration and wanted to follow, but they were kicked back by Zhuo Bofan. I used to talk about national affairs. You two light bulbs should stay here.
When the two sides met, they had a greeting. Zhuo Fan named himself Song Fan, while the young lady called herself Fu Cheng, but the maid used Fu Hong's pseudonym. Zhuo Fan didn't care. They were all Xibei goods, and everyone was half a catty.
However, this Fu Cheng made Zhuo extraordinary's eyes bright. Although it is also extremely beautiful, in terms of appearance, there is no charm of a small jade ring, no wealth of Princess Changping, and no coldness of a dream lover, but it is a willow eyebrows slightly raised, and his eyes are very bright, which is completely different from the simplicity of this extraordinary woman in the world. Confident, coupled with men's clothing, is really like a man who is full of poetry. After thinking about it, it was also because he was quite confident in himself that he agreed to the invitation of extraordinary words.
"By the way, this mighty general Zhuo Bufan is actually possessed by Wenhou Tuosheng's god of war. A square sky painting halberd angrily pointed to the army of the Tatars and shouted loudly. Come on. For a moment, the Tatars were scared to death for fear that there would be no thousands of riders. They fell from the horse like dumplings..."
The lobbyist's words came again, extraordinary. Today, Song Fan, Fu Cheng and Fu Hong looked at each other and laughed together, expressing his incomparable contempt for this so-called powerful general.