Perfect Thief

Chapter 618: Getting along

She held his deed in her hand and frowned and said, "It's so ugly. What a broken word!" It's not as good as insects crawling. You, an unlearned thief, can't even write the simplest words. Really... Alas, how can there be a thief like you in the world? You really deserve to be a thief.

"Dizzy! I'm not from this world, damn it!" He dared to be angry and dared not say anything. He sat on the ground with a blank face and couldn't help muttering in his heart.

"Hey! Isn't it very sayable that you, a stinky thief, dared to take advantage of me at the beginning..." At this point, her shy and angry face turned extremely red. Then he took out a ruler from the storage handbag and shouted to him, "Get down!"

Looking at her beautiful body, smiling little face, and the ruler in his hand, he secretly felt bad.

"Miss...you...want..." He took advantage of his mouth again.

Hearing this, without saying a word, she rudely pressed him to the ground, picked up the ring in her hand and held his buttocks three times.

"Ah..." He couldn't help screaming, "Miss, you broke me. Will there be no one to play with you in the future?"

She also feels reasonable when she hears it. In the whole family, only this guy is slippery and can make himself happy, and this guy will tell him a lot of interesting things. However, she couldn't help hitting him twice, and then he screamed again because of the pain: "Demon, demon!"

"I only patted you twice, thief, won't you be like this!" She looked at him suspiciously.

"You are a demon, you are not a human!" He couldn't help but feel sad and said to himself, "People travel through time, but I'm so miserable and unreasonable!"

Hearing his words, she was about to go crazy and said hatefully, "Bad thief, you damn guy dares to say that I'm not a human. I'll beat and beat! You will listen to me in the future!"

After another scream, he pretended to faint. She couldn't help kicking him. Seeing that he didn't respond, she muttered in a low voice, "The stinky thief can't help beating like this!" Then he put away the ruler and stood quietly looking at him.

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"Hmm, let you go for the time being. There will be plenty of opportunities to ** you in the future. Next time I will definitely be fine ** you stinky thief." Her words frightened him.

"Bad thief, I want to eat roast chicken." She kicked him and acted coquettishly.

He is completely speechless. This demon is really not covered.

After a long time, she smelled the aroma of roast chicken and couldn't help sighing, "Bad thief, you are good at cooking! It smells so good!" As she walked to the fire, she pulled up the wooden stick with the barbecue chicken from the ground and looked at the golden chicken. She took a bite.

After the smooth-smooth and fragrant snow chicken, she couldn't help admiring: "The meat is slender, the taste is mellow, fat but not greasy, and it is really delicious."

As she ate, she looked at him and said, "Bad thief, if you are obedient in the future, I won't hit you."

After saying this, she no longer ignored the image of the young lady, put the wooden stick on the ground again, pulled off a chicken leg with one hand and a chicken wing with the other hand, and chewed it without a lady.

He got up from the ground with grin and looked at her eating face. He swallowed a mouthful of water and moved forward.

"What are you doing? Stay away from me. I'm angry when I see you, a thief. She suddenly shouted at him with dissatisfaction.

"I'm just taking my roast chicken." His hand reached out to the other roast chicken.

"Do not touch my roast chicken, do you hear me?" She gave him a fierce look and her mouth was full of chicken oil.

"Why? Is this what I baked? He looked at him doubtfully and muttered in a low voice.

"You stinky thief have done so many bad things to me before. Humph, punish you for fasting for three days." She had just finished eating the roast chicken in her hand and pointed it at him with a wooden stick.

"In that case, I don't have the strength to walk, and I will starve to death in this vast mountain. In the future, no one will play with you and help you make delicious food. He tried to put on a smiling face.

Her eyes turned around and showed a joking smile: "Okay, this is for you, and this."

The chicken head, feet and buttocks were handed to him by a pair of snow-white hands stained with oil. Looking at her hateful smile, he really wanted to rush to her little face desperately, pinch her fiercely, and then do it.

"Eat or not? If you don't eat, it's up to you, but you don't have to eat this meal." She smiled at him charmingly.

"I can't eat it!" He threw away the chicken buttocks and chewed the chicken head and phoenix tail hard, as if he were biting her fiercely.

"The thief eats slowly. No one robs you. It's really interesting to see how you eat. Hey, there's more here." She smiled and tore down the chicken head and phoenix tail of the other chicken and handed it over.

"Wow, it's really fragrant. It tastes really great. You're really not sven. It's delicious, and you don't have to chew it so hard." As she ate, she said something that angered him.

He was angry and said angrily, "What about the devil or the lady of the big family? Look at your appearance, left-hand chicken leg, right-hand chicken wings, little blush, and oily mouth. What a country girl who has never seen the world.

"Hmm! Whatever you say, Miss I won't give birth to you. She looked at him proudly.

"Oh, I'm too lazy to talk to you." He didn't want to be entangled with her and stopped talking.

In the end, she handed him the rest of the snow chicken and said, "Miss, I am very merciful. Remember to repay me well, carry out every order I give seriously, and be obedient, you know."

He was extremely depressed, but he could only vent in his heart: "Damn it! This devil is really pissed off. God, are you kidding me? Why did I fall into the hands of this devil?"

She ran to the river to wash her hands, then ran back to wipe his body, and finally wiped his face.

"Wow, you are so sloppy, your clothes are so dirty, and your face is disgusting." After saying that, she ran to the river to wash her hands.

He wanted to cry without tears, cursed God in his heart, and vowed to** this demon well in the future.

"Bad thief, I order you to turn around now." She gave a rude order, and then took off her shoes and socks to reveal her two smooth jade-like feet and began to swim by the river. Finally, she was tired of playing. She sat on the shore, but as soon as she sat down, she screamed again: "Ouch, it hurts!"

She quickly stood up from the shore, with two small hands constantly rubbing her buttocks. At first, I fought with him in the water and got into the buttocks. So far, I suddenly found the pain. She was embarrassed, shy, and a trace of anger, and there was a feeling in her heart... She looked at him fiercely, and her eyes were about to spit out fire.

"Bad thief, you damn guy is still eating and eating so well!" When she came to him fiercely. He quickly put the last bite of chicken into his mouth. She didn't know why... In order to vent her anger, she went up and knocked him to the ground.

His buttocks, which had just been passed by the ruler**, immediately came into contact with the ground, and suddenly there was a chilling scream.

"You thieves and scum dared to do that to me before, you deserve it!"

Angels and demons coexist, beauty and evil. She has the appearance of an angel, but the essence of a demon. Anyone who sees such a girl like a flower will not expect that she will be a troublesome little witch.

He was thinking about you when his buttocks hit her again and couldn't help howling again. He gritted his teeth with more hatred and couldn't help cursing, "Demon, if you do it again, I won't live!"

"What? Hey, thief, please say it again. She dug her head and looked at him.

"I said if you do it again, I won't live." He shouted.

She got angry and immediately took out a ruler to teach him a lesson.

This time all the way down. He complained bitterly, and she didn't know how to take mad revenge on what he had done before.

Two days later, she and he finally walked out of the mountain.