Chapter 3 Zhengtai, LOLI, Weird Uncle

I will watch the Spring Festival Gala with my parents in the evening and update it in advance~ In addition, I posted New Year's chapters related to the work before, but it seems that I couldn't show it because I didn't have enough words~ Well, then do it again:-D

The new year is coming, and it will be the Year of the Ox in a blink of an eye.

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, Ouyang is here to send the most sincere blessings to all readers. I wish everyone a happy New Year, good health, a happy family and all the best!

Finally, send a seven-word chapter~(*^__^*) hee hee...

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"Uh, mom, this child is..."

Pointing at the little boy for a long time, I still can't figure out how to introduce him. So I pushed a little boy and pushed him in front of my mother. Tell my mother who you are.

Hmm, do your own things. If you can't give yourself a good reason, you will be embarrassed. It's not that I won't take you in, but I really can't take you in.

When I was on the phone with the senior sister, the senior sister told me all about the background of the little boy and asked me to help him take care of the little boy.

Well, although I don't really want to take care of this little boy, since my senior sister said so, I have to try.

"Actually..." looked at my mother and secretly glanced at me. The little boy said word by word, "I'm the illegitimate child of the owner of this house."

A?

As soon as the little boy's words came out, my mother and I were dull at the same time.

"Hahahaha, don't make any trouble." After a while, my mother said to me bluntly, "Baby, the child you took care of is really interesting. Unexpectedly, I told such a cold joke to my mother as soon as we met.

"I'm not lying. I'm indeed the illegitimate child of the owner of this house." Looking at his mother with some embarrassment, the little boy timidly handed over an envelope. This is a letter from my deceased mother.

"En." Qiang smiled and took the letter from the little boy, and his mother read the letter carefully.

"Honey?"

I put the envelope in the hand of the little boy, and my mother walked into the house with a smile on her face.

"Hm, what's wrong, my baby?" Dad's voice came from the kitchen.

"I remember... You once said that you were in love before we got married?"

"Haha, that's right. Isn't it proud to capture my heart... Wait, honey, what's wrong with you?"

Dadly father, do you know now that your mother is in the wrong situation?

Listening to the screams coming from the house, I shook my head unbearably.

"You guy, what's wrong with that letter?" Turning his head to the proud little boy, I asked puzzledly.

"Well, this is just a simple way to blind the eyes. In fact, what I gave you to my mother is just a green leaf. With his head held high, the little boy said proudly, "Now you know how powerful I am!"

"Well, it's awesome, but you lied to my mother. Let me see how you let you live in my house!"

After saying that, I didn't even look at the little child's face and quickly walked into the house.

Tut, how will my father be repaired by my mother? I'm really looking forward to it...

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"So, Dad's previous words were lies, and he and his mother were first love?" Looking at my father eating with a depressed face, he looked at me in surprise. How can it be? Didn't Dad say that he was worried about his love affairs?

"There is no need to talk about that kind of thing. Of course, this unscrupulous old man talked nonsense." Looking contemptuously at my father who lowered his head to eat, I said to Kexin, "So, this kind of person must be honest!"

"You!" Hearing my sarcasm, the boss couldn't help putting his hands with chopsticks on the table. What did you just say to your sister?

"Try about your previous romantic deeds!" After taking my father's words coldly, my mother said lightly, "Honey, do you have any comments?"

"No, no..." Seeing my mother come out, my father had to eat.

"Hmm!" He stared at his honest father, and his mother smiled and picked up the dishes for the devoured little boy, "Ha ha, little Satan eats slowly, and there are still a lot of things."

"Thank you, He Luo's mother." He smiled politely at his mother, and the little boy continued to eat.

Because the little boy inadvertently helped his mother get out what happened before his father, and I persuaded him, the mother finally decided to take the little boy behind.

I'm not surprised by this result. Mom is such a person, a little too enthusiastic...

After dinner, I took the little boy back to my room. Starting today, this guy is going to live with me.

"Hey? What is this?"

As soon as he entered the room, the little boy ran around. In a while, this guy asked me curiously with an alarm clock.

"That's an alarm clock, used to alarm the bell."

" Alarm?" The watery eyes blinked, and the little boy tilted his head and asked curiously, "What is an alarm?"

"Well, that is to say, I can set a time so that this thing will wake me up at a limited time." Scratching my head, I patted the little boy's head again.

"Ah."

As soon as the hand fell, two soft calls sounded in my room.

I, the horns on the little boy's head are so hard.

"What are you doing? Why did you suddenly hit me on the head?" The little boy looked at me angrily, and his eyes were as big as a cow's eyes.

"Who asked you to ask if you have nothing to do? Didn't you say what kind of demon king you were born? Why don't you even know such a simple thing?" When I said this, my heart suddenly moved, and my eyes looking at the little boy were full of jokes. By the way, after you came out of the volcano, aren't you afraid of our world full of science?

In the conversation with the senior sister, I already know the general situation of the little child Chi Yanxing.

Their world is a world that has taken two paths with our world. They don't pursue science. They pursue their own power. Er, to put it simply, you can think of this as legendary magic.

And the reason why this guy can know so many things at birth is because of a magic called inheritance... Well, you can think of this little guy as a dragon in fantasy novels.

His situation is the same as that of a dragon. He will be supported by his father before birth to ensure that he can know a lot of things after birth.

"Well, do you think that kind of thing will scare the great demon king?" The little boy raised his head disdainfully and his mouth pouted slightly. I can destroy that kind of thing no matter how much it comes. How can I be afraid?

"Is it?" Looking at the slightly uneasy kid in front of me with a smile, I tilted my head slightly. A cheating child is a bad boy.

"Bah, you are the child, and I am the great demon king." Hearing my words, the little boy jumped up and said to me urgently.

"Is that so..." I guess the voice was lengthen. I just wanted to flirt with this little Zhengtai, but I saw my parents push the door and come in.

"Well, what's the matter with your parents?"

"Baby, wait a minute, you go and buy clothes for Dandan." My right hand touched the little boy who rushed into my arms, and my mother handed me some money with my left hand.

"I'm kidding, I don't want to help this little boy buy clothes." I didn't want to refuse." Don't you like shopping very much? You can buy that kind of thing.

"This..." looked at Dad with a blush, and Mom pushed Dad. You tell the baby."

"What the hell is going on?"

Seeing my father's hesitant appearance, an ominous foreboding appeared in my heart.

"This... In fact, today is the 20th anniversary of my understanding with your mother." After a moment of cowardice, Dad suddenly said.

"Ah column? Isn't the day you know October 13th? Looking at my mother suspiciously, I asked, "When did the day you know become October 13?"

"This is actually the case. October 13th was the first official meeting and chatting with your mother. But before that, there was the first hurried meeting between you and your mother. Speaking of this, Dad looked at me proudly. I calculated this day for almost three months. How, isn't it great?"

Oh, my God! The middle-aged man in front of me is actually my father!

It took three months to calculate that day...

Oh, my God, am I destined to spend my life with such a father?

I don't want such a life!

"In a word, your mother and I have a date tonight, so it's impossible to help Satan go shopping. So..." After a pause, my father said to me, "I'm counting on you."

"I don't want it. Since you don't have time today, will you buy it tomorrow?"

Let me buy something for the little kid, but I don't have that time. Well, even if there is, it is impossible for me to buy things for the little boy.

Well, let me, a big man, buy underwear or something for a little boy... Impossible!

"This..." looked at my mother in embarrassment, and my father just said, "But this time we are going on a week-long honeymoon trip... It took a week to buy clothes for little Satan, isn't it?"

"Wait! You made it clear to me why you are not going on a honeymoon for your wedding anniversary!"

Funny, it's enough for you to go on a honeymoon trip every year. Now I'm going on a honeymoon trip on the 20th anniversary of knowing each other...

Oh, my God, what kind of world is this!

" Besides, aren't you afraid that your boss will fire you if you just run out for a week?"

"Because if we hadn't picked up one side in a hurry that day, I wouldn't have taken the initiative to find your mother, and then I wouldn't have come together. So it is very necessary to go on a honeymoon on this meaningful day. Well, it's quite necessary." After nodding, Dad continued: "As for the holiday, that's not a problem. After explaining our business to the boss, our boss has agreed to our request for leave."

"I! What kind of messy company are you?"

Unexpectedly, let your subordinates make such nonsense. What a messy company is the company of my parents!

"Anyway, we definitely don't have time to buy clothes for Xiao Dandan, so baby, I'll ask you about this matter." Pushing the little boy to my side, my mother waved to my father. Honey, let's go now."

"Okay." He nodded hurriedly, and his father followed his mother.

Me! Are you really leaving like this?

Looking at the door that was suddenly closed, I didn't even know what to say for a moment.

What a terrible couple!

"Well, you hear me clearly. If you don't listen when you go out with me, I will immediately leave you by the roadside." I shook my head helplessly, and I turned my head to warn the little boy lying on ** kicking. You have to remember it."

"Humph, I'm the devil, just... you hit me again!"

"I just hit you." He patted the little boy with a grudge face and said rudely, "If you still talk like this outside, be careful that I will continue to hit you." After a pause, I continued, "You don't want to be beaten by earthlings in the street, do you?"

"You...huh!" Turning his head angrily, the little boy said angrily, "I won't go out with you!"

"Bang!"

"You...you..."

"Yes, I hit you again." Looking at the little boy, I said impatiently, "You've figured it out. I'm going out to buy something for you, this little guy. Don't be shameless."

"Well, I know how to bully children. When my strength recovers, you see, I won't give you... Ouch."

"I won't repeat the same thing."

"You...you..." ran far away, and the little boy made a grimace at me. I won't let you go!"

Cut, do you think I care about the threat of children?

Without looking at the little boy, I began to look for clothes in my wardrobe. About three minutes later, I threw my old clothes in front of the little boy. Come on, put this dress on first.

The clothes on the little boy are not dirty, but I dare not let him wear clothes that look like COSPLAY.

"Well, the great devil doesn't wear this kind of classless clothes." Looking casually at the clothes thrown on the sofa, the little boy sneered and said, "The great devil wants to wear... Ouch!"

"I hit your great demon king, and I don't have a grade!" I forcibly pulled out the little boy's clothes, and I forced myself to put them on the little boy's body.

"You ignorant kid, the clothes I gave you are the most popular style."

Yes, ten years ago, this suit was a gunman. Anyway, according to her mother, she took the boss's strength to grab this dress from all the women.

"Really, but..." Hearing my words, the little boy looked at the light in his clothes and pulled his clothes. The little boy looked at me suspiciously. But I haven't seen such clothes on my way back. You didn't give me the clothes you wore before, did you?

"That's because these are the latest trendy clothes, and others haven't been able to buy them!" After interrupting the little boy's words, I pointed to the clothes and said, "Look at the clothes. These clothes are so clean and neat. How can I wear them before?"

I have to praise my dear mother here. She always carefully tidyed up my clothes, and she will also help me remove all the stains on my clothes. This can be seen from the fact that my childhood clothes look just as clean now.

Speaking of which, I keep clothes from childhood to age. On the one hand, it is because the wardrobe is large enough to take up space. On the other hand, I can't bear the painstaking efforts my mother spend on me.

"Well, this dress is the most popular style." He looked at me suspiciously, and the little boy quickly sorted out his clothes.

"Hm, don't mention it, I'm really handsome in this dress." After turning around in front of the floor mirror, the little boy said stinkyly.

"It's really stupid..." I patted the little boy angrily. I grabbed the clothes lost in ** and pulled the little boy out of the room.

"Now that you have dressed, let's go."

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To speak...

Walking on the mainland and looking at the little boy walking in front of him, an idea suddenly flashed in my heart.

Have I been in too much contact with children during this period?

First Feng Xiaoling, then little LOLI, and now there is a little kid...

My God, does it mean that the master in the dark has begun to look at me and wants to annoy me to death by children?

"What are you doing? Why don't you come here quickly?" The little boy took my hand with an excited face. Well, what do you think that is?

"That's a suit store that specializes in selling clothes." Looking at the signboard with high-end suits, I said to the little boy, "You should never go into that kind of store selling suits. The things in the suit are basically not good people.

Well, I admit that I'm lying to the kid. But there is nothing I can do. If he asks me to buy a suit for him, I will have no rebate left.

"Well, I want to buy a suit!" To my surprise, the little boy who heard what I said was eager to pull me in to see the suit. I'm also a bad person. I also want to wear a suit.

Da Damn it! I actually forgot that this guy is the biggest villain who is said to destroy the earth - the devil!

"No, since you are under my management, I can't watch you become a bad person." Without giving the little boy a chance to react, I directly pulled the little boy away.

It's okay. Now the power of the little boy has disappeared for more than half for reasons I don't know. Otherwise, it would be difficult for me to pull him away directly now.

"Wow, what a lovely child!" As soon as he pulled the little boy out of a few meters, a scream suddenly came from not far away.

Turning around, it turned out that a junior high school girl in a school uniform with a round face was pointing to the little boy with her eyes full of stars.

Er, cute?

Well, I have to admit that the little boy in front of me is quite cute.

The fat face, white skin, and two black eyes like the deep night sky look very cute. It is not surprising that today's little children are regarded as Barbie dolls.

Thinking about this, the junior high school girl had run to me and stretched out her hand to the little boy's face with an excited face.

"No, this--uh..."

Before this junior high school girl, there were many little boys who had been deceived by the appearance of the little boy who wanted to pinch the little boy's face, but they all received strong revenge from the little boy.

In view of the terrible revenge of the little boy, I quickly opened my mouth to stop it.

but...

"Little brother, what's your name?" The junior high school girl squatted in front of the little boy, kneading the little girl's fat face with her hands and said excitedly.

"Well, I'm not a little brother." With a happy face, he moved the little girl's hand, and the little boy said proudly, "I am the son of the great demon king, Satan, the red-star prince who is about to destroy your earth. Einstein!"

After saying that, the little boy said to the junior high school girl in front of him, "Well, I think you are so cute, leaving you a life when you destroy the earth. Well, just be my 138th wife."

Idiot, aren't you afraid of being beaten by MM when you say that?

"Wow! It's so cute!" Unexpectedly, after hearing the little boy's words, the junior high school girl was not angry a little, but excitedly took the little boy into her arms. He didn't forget to look at the other girls here not far away and said, "Come and see, I found a best little Zhengtai!"

Ah?

Which one is this?

As soon as the junior high school girl finished speaking, a row of junior high school girls in the same school uniform quickly ran to the little boy.

"Really, this child is really cute!"

"Yes, yes, it's really cute."

"Well, what's the matter? This little Zhengtai's words are even cuter." He took out the little boy in his arms, and the junior high school girl said, "Come on, tell the elder sisters, who are you?"

"Well, how many times have I said, don't pretend to be my sister in front of me. I am the great prince of the Red Star, the great Satan. Einstein! In front of me, you can only be regarded as my sisters.

Seeing the girls around him looking at the stars, the little boy said proudly.

Dumbness, silence...

After hearing the words of the little boy, the girls who were still noisy just now suddenly had a brief silence.

Then...

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, so cute!"

"Really, really cute! Oh, my God, Prince Chiyan Star... and Einstein... Which child is this? It's so cute."

"Ah, ah, ah, don't stop me. I'm going to take this Xiao Zhengtai home to raise it. No one wants to argue with me!"

“......”

Looking at the boiling scene in front of me, my mood...

Tut, it's really hard to describe.

But...

Looking at the little boy who was allowed to be kneaded by girls among the girls, a burst of anger suddenly rose in my heart. This damn guy may be really a terrible demon king. He is so lustful at such a young age. When I met those boys just now, this guy kicked his little brother without any mercy!

"I'm sorry, my brother and I still have something to do, so let's go first."

It was easy to squeeze into the girls. After grabbing the little girls among the crazy girls, I quickly turned into a sprint champion and quickly left the group of crazy girls.

"Ah, a strange uncle took Xiao Zhengtai!" I just ran a few meters away, and the girls who reflected suddenly shouted loudly.

For a moment, it was a group of passionate feelings. Little LOLIs rushed towards me with their neckline in hand.

"Uncle, put Xiao Zhengtai down!"

You are the strange uncle column, and your family are all strange uncles!

Listening to the shouts of the little LOLIs behind me, I quickly accelerated my escape.

After all, little LOLI is little LOLI. After running with me for more than ten minutes, there is little left. ALTHOUGH THE REMAINS OF THE SIVE LOLI STILL WANT TO COVER, THEY STILL LOST MY figure UNDER MY DILTITE circling.

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"Oc, you little thing... I became an uncle so early."

After escaping from the chase of the little LOLIs, I gritted my teeth and looked at the regretful little boy. What, do you still want to play with those sisters?"

"They are not my sisters." With a white look at me, the little boy said stinkily, "They are me, the three thousand in the harem of the great demon king! Oh, you hit me again!"

Nonsense, I hit you!

I will beat your harem three thousand, and I will beat your great demon king!

"You... If you hit me again, I'll tell your mother to go."

"Tell my mother?" Hearing what the little boy said, an idea suddenly came up in my mind. Hey hey, I'll take you to a place now. I'll see if you can still tell my mother!"

Yes, although my mother is willing to adopt this little child, isn't my status precarious if I always let him stay at home?

Anyway, the senior sister just asked me to take care of the little boy, so wouldn't it be the same for me to throw him to the detective agency?

Thinking of this, I didn't take the little boy shopping, so I dragged him directly to the detective agency.

The uncle's bastard still owes me a million dollars, and those money is regarded as the adoption fee of this little child!

"He Luo, is this your son?" As soon as I entered the door, the uncle sitting behind the desk quickly rushed to me. Looking at the little boy around him, he said, "Don't say, this child is really like you... Look, this nose is a nose, and the eyes are also eyes."

Bah, the eyes are not like eyes or eyes!

uneducated!

"I've told Helen before that I have nothing to do with this little thing." Pushing the little boy into the uncle's hand, I said to the uncle, "From now on, he will be your son. You can come to my house to get him back later.

"Open, just kidding! Why should I help you do such a thing?" As expected, after hearing my words, the uncle refused to accept it without thinking about it.

But...

"It's okay if you don't want to adopt this child." I grinned at my uncle and said word by word, "Then please return my million dollars."

"You! You are a threat!"

"Yes, this is a threat..." I looked at the uncle with my chest in my hands. I raised my chin and said, "Do you have any comments?"

"You...you..." After trembling and pointing at me for a long time, the uncle suddenly asked the little boy, "Well, Satan, I heard that you are the devil in the prophecy. Is it true?"

"Of course." After listening to the uncle's words, the little boy's tail was about to go up to the sky. I'm the great demon king... Well, call me the demon king in the future, don't call me a little friend."

"Well..." His eyes turned around, and the uncle suddenly said to me, "Okay, I have decided to adopt this child."